Which Gods / Goddesses / Deities are real? Do they browse /x/?

Yahweh, Satan, Life, Death, The Four Horsemen, of which one was worshipped to with the Ebola fiasco, various Shinto Nature Gods in Japan, and whatever they have in Africa

I don't think any would really care to bother. Too much disbelief, too little reward.

>>18632943

It's all true. All of it. They all exist.
But they are not as you think they are.

They have much more interesting things than the internet to participate in.

Anyone people belive exists do indeed exist. Some ancient beings transcend this need through their very nature.

>>18632982
We really aren't.

Larping as humans get us some kicks, but there's not really much you can do this days, besides not dying or imploding into a supernova, nobody wants that.

So we just keep low profile and do general goddness.

>>18632943
sssssssup

>>18632990
>larping as a god larping as a human

damn man

>>18632943
Why would a god browse this shit website?

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>>18632943
There is but one God.

>>18632943
no clue, but when I was in grade 9 I had a dream where a cloud of flies in a graveyard formed over the grave of my grandfather and said that they required another from my bloodline, and the next day my grandfather died.

>>18632943
Kek is real

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There's only one God.

Idols like Zeus, Osiris, Odin, etc. can't answer your prayers.

They all exist.

Make contact, worship earnestly and see for yourself.

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>>18635196

maybe...

>>18635683
fag

>>18635687

I AM FAG

>>18632943
Everything is real if you believe.

>>18635188
Am i kek?

Given that this is /x/, I wouldn't be surprised if Hecate or Papa Legba stop by from time to time.