someone redpill me on homunculus? Tommorow i can try to apply

>>18628879

I've dabbled with it using the approach from the Korny videos.

No notable success. I also tried blood a couple of times instead of semen.

My incubator is top notch and the eggs are proven fertile from my own chickens. Technically I've never had my sperm tested to make sure I'm not sterile, but that seems unlikely.

Anyway, here is a playlist where you can see my attempts - let me know if you have any questions and good luck to you!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG0K7Rt9nWwvtwsVreJB9zX8X6AhVUW43

>>18628879
Eggs need to be fertilised IN the chicken. (Please don't put ur dick in a chicken)

Although maybe something like a small electric shock could force the semen to fuse?

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>>18628879
>>18629056
>>18630942
Fuck science!

>not trying this with human cervix

wew lads

>>18628879
seems to me that if you were able to impregnate something non-human you'd have better luck with an ape or a pig. something we're closer to being related to genetically than a chicken. and people have tried with apes iirc. don't remember hearing about any being successful(think it was the soviets)

>>18632245
Apes and pigs don't accumulate eggs, and i'm sure not many people would want to test out if it works or not by having sexual intercourse with and ape or a pig.

>>18628879
how do you fuck the egg without it breaking and making a huge mess?

>>18632584
No anon!
You have to first ejaculate, then collect your semen with a syringe, use the syringe and inject it into the egg, you have to be careful however, the egg type does not matter.

>>18632622
>you have to be careful however,
careful how? also are you supposed to inject it into the yolk or just anwyehre in the egg

Guys this was a trend in early 2016 made by Russian YouTubers to get some quick views. Don't be absolutely retarded and store a rotten egg in your house with your jizz in it. Tf is wrong with you people

>>18632740
look at this guy trying to stop independent scientists from learning the truth

>>18632636
anywhere anon, then just seal it with tape

>>18632758
do not try to trick me gypsy

I seriously don't understand this meme. Is the American education system this fucked? By the 9th grade you should have learned that this is biologically impossible

>>18632740
>Tf is wrong with you people

where to fucking start...

>>18634315

Nice lack of imagination, fuckhead. Way to spoil the mood.

>>18632573
Nobody said anything about intercourse, anon.

>>18632750
kek

What if you make two sperms fuse

>>18632750
>scientists
kek this board is so funny

>>18634315
this threads are even worse than the succubi threads

ITT: people who don't understand basic science and whine when you call them out on it

no one is trying to keep any special arcane knowledge from you, they're just telling you it won't work and why it won't work and you won't listen because you're retarded

>when you dont know shit about this and reply in this thread

well lads

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>>18634468
That's my fetish

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>>18634510
Wait.

This threads have been good at least once or twice.

Just not this time.

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>>18636147
>posting memri

>>18635425
>>18634315

>>American education system
>>trends harder in Europe

Listen, if I could give one message to every 9th grader it would be that 'your school a shit.'

Number one - Its only a stretch of documented cases from geeps to ligers - lots of hybrids and chimeras exist.

This would be by far the most radical example but that point is still relevant.

Number two - Telling someone that they shouldnt just try it for themselves is arrogant dogma.

Number three - Anyone willing to talk shit online about the concept but unwilling to try it is either against the core idea of the scientific method or never learned it correctly in the first place.

You're one of the 2.

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>>18629056

>>18628879
The idea is to create an artificial womb, an egg shell is too fragile for anything larger than a chick. Use a glass vial like in your picture, get the heat to 98.6 degrees, and a self-contained environment with genetic information in a phlegm/cum state should be able to develop if the conditions are right.

This is Paracelsus's method but who knows how it'd work, he thought basilisks carried a venom in their eye also shared by menstruating women, whose glare could prevent wounds from healing.

>>18636153
so much pizza these days

>>18636384
>Anyone willing to talk shit online about the concept but unwilling to try it is either against the core idea of the scientific method or never learned it correctly in the first place
Or I just don't want to cum in a chicken egg? I don't want to try it because it's fucking retarded and there's not doubt in my mind that it wouldn't work. You'd just get a fucking stinky egg with fermented cum

>>18637038
>caveman times
>you want me to jizz in your pussy to make a "baby"?
>that would never ever work, are you retarded, woman?

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>>18628879
>when people who got no idea how biology works try to do biology