What is the most difficult spirit you've worked with?

>>18626122
Jimmy Savile's ghost never focuses on the job at hand, he's always wittering on about how the wing of some hospital is named after him or how he met the queen. It's a fucking nightmare trying to get anything productive done.

My friend Zozo is often difficult. Hate when I catch him in a bad mood.

>>18626122
I'm pretty sure he went under the wrong name, but there was a split ghost named Jake I tried exorcising one time. He tried haunting me for a good while after I set up a seance. Disbanding him wasn't easy, he had a propensity for staying in my head even after severing the connection. His company was nice, but dealing with his rageful side was an annoying task.

I tried reminding him of the peace of the afterlife and how it could exist for him, but he wasn't going for it. I ended up listening to music with the spirit for a few hours and eating some food while allowing it to taste and he begrudgingly left.

I promised him I'd hang out with him again some other time and maybe talk about working things out with himself, and he was eager, but it's a daunting task to rise to.

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>>18626122
Whiskey.

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The guy who lived in my house back in 1800-1840. Not same house but it was exactly in the same position. He murdered his family and neighbours. The villagers then hanged him in the tree next to the house. I took it down last summer but things only went worse. I'm from Finland so my english is the shit. Sorry.

>Schizophrenia the thread

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>>18626338
>my english is the shit.
Yes it is, and so are you.

>>18626122
what do you mean by difficult
if you mean difficult to get to do what you want eris or cthulhu
those motherfuckers may help you but they're not going to do it just because you asked
if you mean difficult as in adversarial that's what banishing rituals, magnets and crystals are for

>>18626338
banish nigra

succubus they're clingy af

>>18626122
Tried evoking ghost of my dead friend back when I was very green. Scariest evocation I've done, and I've since evoked Baal, Belial, lucifuge rofocal, visited ghost town graveyards and abandoned hospitals, etc.
Anyway started getting severe anxiety, auditory glitches, candles were leaving black carbon on glass in a basement with little to no draft, starting seeing things out of the corner of my eyes. I felt presence but I couldn't sense my friend, despite thought forms claiming his name.
I asked my questions and got pins and needles all over my right forearm. Only answers I could feel was malicious intent. Gave license to depart and got the fuck out. After I calmed down I noticed my right arm had a rash where the pins and needles were earlier. Could've just been anxiety rash?

The scary part is my friend blamed me for his heroin addiction (which was the cause of his death) so part of me wonders if it actually was a strange spirit or if my friend had become vengeful.

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>>18626122
How should I invoke my first spirit?

What's a nice first-timer spirit to invoke?

>>18626218

When you say severing connections how do you do so with 100% accuracy? Control would be a byproduct of power no?

>>18626343
Tbqh this tho

>>18626360
>hey anon, your english is the shit! youre the shit, man!

This is how I read this.

Anybody ever tried using those ghost detector apps to see if any of them work during these?

>>18626900
Vassago probably? Can help finding lost objects and telling the past and future

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>>18626900
>>18626987
Do I need to offer him something?

Would he help me for free?

>>18627017
You have to give him a ghost bj first before he does anything for you
P.S. ALWAYS SWALLOW HIS ECTOPLASM OR HE WILL NOT HELP YOU BELIEVE ME I AM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE

>>18627017
What methods of invocation would you be using?

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>>18627017
>>18627038
Standard Lesser Key of Solomon way.

Is it OK if I try and invoke with a mentor?

>>18627017
>>18626987
>first time spirit contact
>evoke a demon

Come on people, use your brains

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>>18627017
>>18627123
I know it's risky. Any safer first-time spirit invocations?

>>18627123
Not all demons possess malicious intent. Angelic entities can even fuck with you for that matter. Besides, if anon is using Solomonic methods correctly, anon should be fine

>>18626122
Kek

>>18626122
What even is that in the pic? Some sort of long-legged chicken-reptilian?

Could you guys tell me what sort of entity could appear in the form of a severed horse head?
I have felt under attack for quite a while now.

>>18627235
Cuck-cuck, motherfucker.
God made me this way in all my glory.

>>18626128
lol

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>>18626293
Two souls - one mind

Tequila, very dangerous spirit

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The only one ive ever worked with is one i didnt even do anything to summon or anything like that. It was just kinda there since i was 4.
Tall, gaunt, and featureless body, with a womans face, and no hair.
Its always cats following me even though i probably smell like my family of strays (dogs).
Nothing i do (invoking, rituals, anything) works.
Nobody answers the call except for it.
Or "her" i guess judging by the face.
Any sleep paralysis incidents have been her watching me while i lay in the bed or shes touching my face...
What is this thing?

>>18626122
I am my own worst enemy.

>>18627581
It could be a feminine aspect of your subconscious, manifested as an non-communicative entity. It can't be summoned because its not an actual external entity of its own.

>>18628471
Ok but why cant i summon or invoke any external entitys then?

>>18626122
Semen demon named pennysworth

>>18628594
Because your doing it wrong.

>>18627113
where would you even find a mentor?

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>>18627553
>he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh
>he had heard messages from places not on this planet
>He spoke much of the sciences
that sounds oddly familiar

>>18626293
Nice. But I must disagree and side with >>18627560

>>18626187
Zozo tends to zag on me whenever I summon him. The worst part is, he keeps insisting that he's a "sexpert", but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

>>18626187
>>18629904
Is there any link between this Zozo and the "Zoso" symbol from Led Zeppelin?

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>>18627581
I' ve been in the same sort of situation. I fear the night i was born some non intentional ritual happened and 2 children died before my birth. I ve always been sensitive but since 2 years ago ive started feeling a presence that follows me wherever i go, he is tall, strong and long arms, slim waist, white hair and has a malicious looking blank face. He talks to me when im feeling lonely, he helps with my daily chores and overall when im not confident enough for a task i let him take over the control of my body. Also, when Im drunk he almost always takes over the control of my actions and acts like Im sobber, driving me out of potentially dangerous situations. One time he wrote all over my notebooks he loved me and that we were one.

nobody has ever worked with any spirits, it's all just wishful thinking and imagination.

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>>18627539

my owne

>>18630331
Nope
That symbol is a kabalistic character that was used by an alchemist named artephius, along whit some others characters to work with Saturn energy.

I don't know about all this, anons.
What do these spirits want in return?
I imagine a ghost would be rather lonely.
I live in the South, I've oft wondered about these old antebellum houses.
>tfw no 1800s ghost waifu to listen to sing O Susanna with
On an unrelated note, what do you think happens to a haunted house once the building rots away?

>>18628167
aint we all?

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my 2nd wife.
like wtf.

>>18630705
oh you

>>18627138
Create your own spirit made from your own energy, it wont harm if its only pourpose is to serve you

>>18630693
Ah, I see. Thank you for the clarification.

>>18627138
>invocation
>evocation
Know the difference

>>18630702
I would think the area would still be spooky, or whatever was there would just bail.

>>18626122
your psychotherapist?

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>>18630705

>>18626396
Fictional character is real now? Was he willed into existence by faggots?

>>18627113

I never got what the fuck people were on about key's and sigils and shit. What do you even do with them?

>>18627160

>Not all demons possess malicious intent.

Yes they do. They are spirits created by god to torture damned souls and fallen angels, including satan himself.

>>18626917
Thats the joke.

>>18627539
>>18630679
Lol, Thanks that's hilarious. I'm glad someone could magic that up for us.

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>>18627558
I beat that spirit already but its my day off so I'll probably go out and summon some tonight.

>>18629895
I'd put them both at equal level. Whiskey is just more common of a drink in north america.

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>>18626917

If you're the shit then shall I wipe you?

>>18630714
Lol, noob. If a tulpa has intelligence it has free will to do whatever it wants. It might try to eviscerate you in your sleep for all you know.

>>18630693

And just where do you think Jimmy Page got it from?

Most difficult? Not the most powerful, but the most difficult...

For me it would be a Myobu Kitsune spirit I sought out, learned the name of, and ended up contracting with.

She is very picky about certain things and thinks it's amusingly funny to disguise herself as other astral entities and attempt to fool me. It's kind of annoying. Positive and helpful spirit but she's a royal snob and so fits the word 'difficult'.

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>>18631201
I reckon that makes sense.
I seem to recall something I read a while back saying that an object as negligible as a nail in the wall could be was anchors a spirit to a particular place.
What are the chances that you could not only communicate with a ghost in an haunted house, but actually befriend it?
Imagine playing old songs on a cylinder record player that the person used to love. Surely that would have some effect.

>>18631931
From the red dragon and the black hen
In the black hen part.

>>18631869
And you are calling me noob
I'm talking about a familiar, most of the people claiming to have created a tulpa are full of shit, a familiar can be created from a sigil so it is a good start for someone who has never worked with any spirit

>>18631313
okay this is the first time /x/ made me laugh

>>18626122
Mine

>>18626187
I've heard a lot about this Zozo

>>18632606
I f33l you

>>18632598
Thats called a servitor.

>>18626122

Is that the slenderchicken?

>>18626863
why did he blame you?

>>18632606
Whoa, 2deep4me

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This one spirit that wouldn't stop ranting about how fucking much he despised Pablo Picasso's paintings

Haha I can't wait till one of you fools try to conract my aunt Tanisha.

She a real bitch rofl

A curse a lift back in Rivia

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>>18626122
muh diccc

>>18626122
stan

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>>18626122
Elvis
He's really confusing my wiener by only showing up in my dreams
But he shows signs everywhere in real life

>>18626343
/Thread

>>18626187
Had a run in with it once. Fucked my friend up pretty bad.

>>18626122
The Holy Spirit has been pretty good to me

>>18626122
My own

>>18630702
I'm not sure, but if I was a spoop in an old house and it got demolished, I'd follow the construction worker home. New house!

>>18638058
Amen

>>18638474
Heh.
So that's another /x/ related job that's going to show up in a greentext one day
>Night watchman
>Trucker
>Indian Reservation worker
>Construction worker

>>18626122
the spirit of my mind is the biggest challenge of my life

>>18629843
And he's fucking impossible to work with. Sometimes, he tells you to do a bunch of stuff, none of it makes sense and he promises things will get worse if you don't obey. And not in a "I'm going to punish you" way, but in a "I'm trying to help you" way. The rest of the time, he just fucking stares at you.

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>>18636251
That's anybody with sense, my man

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I get the cold sweats just from thinking about him

>>18626122

God.

My own.

>>18631313
maximum kek

>>18626122
My mother in law.

>>18636251
I'm an art historian who hates Picasso. Please tell me more about this spirit he sounds like a bro

>>18626122
Non, cuz duck that.

>>18644173

{SPOILER: IT'S DA VINCI LUCIFER}

>>18631681
I'm a noob at the occult but sigils are pretty cool.
Went around my neighborhood putting stickers on transformer boxes, as a sort of sigil or focus for remote viewing. Long story short it made remote viewing these locations (tied to the sticker) easymode to visualise, Since you've already been there and there is something of 'yours' there already.

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