Ask a 5000 year old time traveling Atlantean anything

>>18625823
what's your favorite color?

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How do we time travel?

>>18625823
How are you?

>>18625839
I dont perceive colors like most modern humans, as i see hues that are darker and lighter. But my favorite would be magenta
>>18625841
By rapidly accelerating until you such speed that you move fowards in time by a few mins. Unfortunately there is no reverse which is why im stuck

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How far back can we go? 1st time travel success? Can you tell titor he owes me a floppy disc he'll know who its for. safe travels traveller

>>18625850
Have you tried going forward until you loop back?

>>18625823
Are you an Atlantean sorcerer?

>>18625823
If you're really a time traveler, what number am I thinking of?

>>18625869
Time travel is not telepathy, get your shit together man

Also the number is probably 35

How many fingers can u put ir ur ass?

>>18625856
The site where my kind built the artifact is destroyed from years of the earths plates moving around most of it is underground.
>>18625868
Magic isnt real. Sorry
>>18625869
7

>>18625882
But the ruins should still be in tact enough for you to be able to slavage the secret to immortality, I mean time travel

>>18625882
You lived 5000 years in Atlantis and still don't believe in magic?

>>18625823
why are you a larping faggot?

>>18625896
Shhh, let it believe

is it the jews

>>18625882
what "hue" is the sun to you?

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>>18625889
Magic was always fairytale or at least thats what stories were back then.
>>18625888
The artifact was built from rock and leather and propelled using zero gravity methods sort of like a g force machine but vertical. It mostly functioned by the earths magnetic fields but since built the ground beneath it has shifted and broken making it useless. its secrets will remain such
>>18625923
a light brown

You're not a 5,000 year old anything

Shut the fuck up

>>18625951
And you are a mortal who whines pathetically

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>>18625823
when does the pain end?

>>18625952
*not

>>18625823
Well fuck, I'm a 15,000+ year old Lemurian

Just waiting for the revival of the ancient language.

>>18625823
Age doesn't always reflect experience........

>>18625931
What do you think of society nowadays? how does it compare?

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>>18625956

Except for that Jap crap, the other photos are from Chechen War

>>18625882
So its underground somewhere but you somehow managed to make it out? Or have you just been chilling for a few thousand years

Can I borrow $20?

>>18626148
Best one.

>>18625850
so if you forgot to pack a coat for wintertime, you are sol cause can't go back home to get it?

>>18625850
What happens if u have sex whilst u r time travelling by going fast

>>18625823
When I touch my peepee it gets hard what do i do should i touch it more?

>>18625823
what happened to max spiers

>>18625823
What are you wearing?
Wait
Are you female?

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>>18625823

>>18625850
can go forward but cant go back?
every autistic fuck on this board who moderately even googled time travel in his life can call you on your shit

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Fuck off we're full

What can you tell me about lemuria in relation to atlantis

>>18625823
How long have you been gay?

>>18625823
I'm time traveling too please help

>>18625823
What's the T R U T H, senpai?

>>18625823
How do I acquire the pussy

whats your debit card info

>>18625823
What does butt sex feel like with no lube?

>>18625850
Your body would be crushed and you would centrifugate the liquids out of your asshole.

Centrifuges don't travel in time, why do you think you would survive forces greater than centrifugation?

>>18628880

Grab it

Optional: throw it over wall into Mexico

IN THIS THREAD
LARPERS LARPING
LARP.
ROLEPLAYERS ROLEPLAYING
RP
FAGGOTS FAGGOTING
FAGS
NIGGERS NIGGING.
NIGGA

>>18625823
When is humanity going to enter the 4th and 5th dimension?

>>18625823
Have you been alive for 5000 years, or are you from 5000 years in the past?

>>18627503
You're a fucking idiot. He would be right, I mean, he's a larping faggot for sure, but he's right.

>5,000 years old
>Still types the same way any typical person on the internet would
>Still using the same words we use
>No proof of claims
>Just another example of why /x/ is shit
>The only thing paranormal about this subreddit is how many of you are fucking borderline useless due to how clogged full of shit your brains are
>No level of snarky backfire from this will validate you
>You guys are seriously shit
>can we please just make a /rp/ board for all of these kids wanting to act cool
>Someone on here could easily view you through your computer and verify you're just another human being with nothing special about them besides being medically special

>>>>>>>>>>>being this fucking idiotic

>>18625823
How does man become mountain?
I understand that division is involved, but how is it done?
What does man do when/after/to separate from all, and become mountain?

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Sage

>>18625823
are you sonic?

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>>18632829

>>18631002
This

Also, i can't believe that this thread is full of turbo superfuckingchargeds retards

Holy shit

>>18632868
Fucking forgot to to quote this
>>18631921

Did you ever have a nigger problem in Atlantis?

Are there any powers or skills you can bestow upon me that would give me advantages over normal human beings. Extreme intelligence for example? I live in Denver. Come through