Hey /x/, does anybody on here right now have any experience in

I've watched The Exorcist 1, 2 and 3

>>18622421
All I know is you're supposed to say "Jesus" a lot and throw holy water. This guy >>18622438 has me outranked by 2 movies.

>>18622447
tbf the 2nd and 3rd are practically useless, so the ranking negligible.

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There are 3 exorsisms a normal person can do. You have to stand in front of the person you suppose who is possessed and say at loud voice the pray (here is one of the 3 you can use)(I will write the pray in the next post)
You can through holly or benedicted water and draw a sigil on th floor.

>>18622547
: Exorcizámos te, ómnis immúnde spíritus, ómnis satánic potéstas, ómnis infernális adversárii, ómnis légio, ómnis congregátio et sécta diabólica, in nómine et virtúte Dómini nóstri Jésu + Chrísti, eradicáre et effugáre a Dei Ecclésia, ab animábus ad imáginem Dei cónditis ac pretióso divíni Ágni sánguine redémptis. + Non últra áudeas, sérpens callidíssime, decípere humánum génus, Dei Ecclésiam pérsequi, ac Dei eléctos excútere et cribráre sicut tríticum. + Ímperat tíbi Deus altíssimus, + cui in mágna tua supérbia te símile habéri ádhuc praesúmis; qui ómnes hóminess vult sálvos fíeri, et ad agnitiónem veritátis veníre (1 Tim 2).

Ímperat tíbi Déus Pater; + ímperat tíbi Deus Fílius; + ímperat tíbi Déus Spíritus Sánctus. + Ímperat tíbi majéstas Chrísti, aetérnum Dei Vérbum cáro factum, + qui pro salúte géneris nóstri tua invídia pérditi, humiliávit semetípsum fáctus obédiens úsque ad mórtem (Phil 2); qui Ecclésiam súam aedificávit súpra fírmam pétram, et pórtas ínferi advérsus eam númquam esse praevalitúras edíxit, cum ea ipse permansúrus ómnibus diébus úsque ad consummatiónem saéculi (Matt 28, 20).

Ímperat tíbi sacraméntum Crúcis, + omniúmque christiánae fídei Mysteriórum virtus. + Imperat tibit excélsa Dei Génitrix Virgo Maria, + quae superbíssimum cáput tuum a prímo instánti immaculátae suae conceptiónis in sua humilitáte contrívit. Ímperat tíbi fídes sanctórum Apostolórum Pétri et Páuli, et ceterórum Apostolórum. + Ímperat tíbi Mártyrum sánguis, ac pia Sanctórum et Sanctárum ómnium intercéssio. +

>>18622551

Érgo, dráco maledícte et ómnis légio diabólica, adjurámus te per Déum + vívum, per Déum + vérum, per Déum + sánctum, per Déum qui sic diléxit múndum, ut Fílium suum unigénitum dáret, ut ómnis qui crédit in eum non péreat, sed hábeat vítam aetérnam (Jn 3): céssa decípere humánas creatúras, eísque aetérnae perditiónis venénum propináre: désine Ecclésiae nocére et éjus libertáti láqueros injícere.

Váde sátana, invéntor et magíster ómnis falláciae, hóstis humánae salútis. Da lócum Chrísto, in quo níhil invenísti de opéribus tuis; da lócum Ecclésia Uni, Sanctae, Cathólicae, et Apostólicae, quam Chrístus ípse acquisívit sánguine suo. Humiliáre sub poténti mánu Dei; contremísce et éffuge, invocáto a nóbis sáncto et terríbili nominé Jésu, quem ínferi trémunt, cui Virtútes caelórum et Potestátes et Dominatiónes subjéctae sunt, quem Chérubim et Séraphim indeféssis vócibus láudant, dicéntes: Sánctus, Sanctus, Sanctus Dóminus Déus Sábaoth.

V. Dómine, exáudi oratiónem méam.
R. Et clámor meus ad te véniat.

(Si fuerit clericus: V. Dóminus vobíscum.R. Et cum spírito tuo.)

Orémus

Déus caéli, Deus térræ, Deus Angelórum, Deus Archangelórum, Deus Patriarchárum, Deus Prophetárum, Deus Apostolórum, Deus Mártyrum, Deus Confessórum, Deus Vírginium, Deus, qui potestátem hábes donáre vítam post mórtem, réquiem post labórem: quia non est álias Deus præter te, nec esse pótest nísi tu Creátor ómnium visibílium et invisibílium, cujus régni non érit finis: humíliter majestáti glóriae tuae supplicámus, ut ab ómni infernálium spirítuum potestáte, láqueo, decéption et nequítia nos poténter liberáre, et incólumes custodíre dignéris.
Per Chrístum Dóminum nóstrum. Ámen.

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>>18622421
Do you need this?

>>18622555
>>18622552
>>18622551
>>18622547
Thank you

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>>18622547
>>18622551
>>18622552
>>18622555
Calling bullshit. saying things in latin that you don't even understand won't do you shit. And you know why?

Because it's not what's important. Only the sheer willpower matters. Priests and exsorcist believe that they have cool guy in the sky providing them with power, but if you'll be convinced that swinging around a pink dildo and chanting lady gaga's songs would take an effect, it probably would.

And as a paradox, yeah, chanting latin would help if you'll believe it helps.

And I've talked with real exorcist. He told me he witnessed some crazy shit, but one thing caught my attention more than the others.

The patient was a elderly woman, who was obviously under influence of some "dark forces" as she was able to easily overpower men that were twice her size, among many other feats.

When one of the assistants present at the exorcism pulled a solid wooden cross on her, she just grabbed it and broke the arms of the cross with her thumb, one by one, while laughing that "It's merely a fucking piece of wood with no power behind it"