Just me or is anyone else gonna try to be a ghost after they die?

I already am a ghost

AMA

>>18613440
Why do you hate God?

Ghost = G Host.

G Host in the ShELL.

Why make things complicated?

We are all G hosts.

>>18613440
You may a ghost, but do you know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

No. Knowing that one day I will cease to exist is the most comfy feeling.

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>>18613392
I'm planning on it. Will stick around to help friends, family and to fuck with people. If I can, ill post a ritual here that will allow my fellow /x/philes can summon me to help them when things get 3spoopy. Dont summon me for anything retarted, you fucks.

>>18613392

Super fucking boring unless I can play guitar somehow.

>>18615686
>on 4chan
>asks fellow /x/tards to not be xtarded
Kek

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


>*training*

>>18613392
I'll hopefully have better shit to boo.

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atm im working my way to become a revenge spirit (post mortis). I agreed to a total of 300 years of "service" that i`ll spend to bring my wrath over all those parasites who think that doing nothing but harm to this place is something they can get away with.

Haha yep. Have already told ex, kids, and friends that when I die, I'm gonna annoy the fuck out of them by haunting them.

Plus, desu, I wanna go after fuckers that deserve it, without the fear of being caught by cops etc.

>>18613444
WHO SAID HE HATES GOD?

>>18615686
You're going to be summoned to open sooo many jars of pickles.

>>18617944
Not bad, but you have to alternate your oooOOO's more

>>18613392
Umm and how exactly do you try to be a ghost?

>>18613392
I'm desperate to haunt some people.
>>18613446
>GHSELL
OH MY GOD

>>18620734
Tell us more

>>18613440

If I become a ghost when I die, I can still shitpost on 4chan then?

>>18622931
Only on touch screen. You would need more power for PC usage

>>18622734
Fucking kek

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>>18613392

2spooky4me

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>>18622734
Those had better be some fucking haunted pickles.

Fuck that shit, when I die I'm gonna apply to be a demon

>>18626082
That would work too. I'd accept a job offer.

>>18613444
Who the fuck pays you people to talk about this shit? Jesus this and god that.

The vatican with their nazi gold?

This. Gonna haunt my old house and make sure no niggers move in. Or anyone else I dislike.

>>18626092
>The vatican with their nazi gold

>>18626080
I'll call upon the spirit of another anon to haunt the pickles first.

Being a ghost sucks, you're always confused until you find someone to haunt/guide; then you become super simple-minded.

>>18629913
A spirit summoning a spirit?

>>18627836
niggers going to come and haunt you

>>18630214
No... If I was a spirit, I'd take out the middle man and just go around haunting pickle jars.

Hey, /x/, what do you think the best way to assure you will be a ghost after death be?

>>18613392
I'd rather just literally forget this life ever happened and move on to my next one.

I always take a plectrum with me when i go anywhere, at home it's always on my mousepad (not playing guitar btw.)
I thought it would be nice to have some object that experienced all the stuff i did.
If i happen to become a ghost i'd probably live in it, i was thinking of telling my friends to make sure that it's not burried with me so they can leave it somewhere nice.