If your phone was ringing and it you knew it was God

>>18609604
Yes, stupid
Obviously

Now answer this.
If you could make the shittiest thread that was ever posted on /x/, would you.

What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home?

>>18609609
But anon
He already did

>>18609618
Back to heaven all alone?

>>18609604
i would wonder how I managed to self dial

>>18609604

Yes

>>18609604
Yes. But why would God use such a shitty way of communication?
>>1860909
Fuck yeah

>>18609706
Dafuq? The six was there when I hit post

i sweated last night, i smell vinagar. and i bathe and everything.

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>>18609706
It's just practical. Evil does it too

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>>18609604

Call some dude. Get told your busy, call back later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv3pHdWkSEY

>>18609604
Sure. It's always a pleasure.

>>18609604
Yes.
And promptly go on a long, angry, rambling rant about what a massive fucking asshole he is.