why won't jesus talk to me?

>>18600959
>why won't jesus talk to me?

a better way to look at this is:
Why don't I listen

ask nicely

>Jesus
Why don't you hit Satan up instead, pussy?

>>18600959
You'd only be talking to yourself, that's why

He wrote a book, read that.

>>18600959

BECAUSE HE DIED, AND HIS SOUL IS NOT IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE, NOR IS HE A PERSONAL CONVERSATION AUTOMATON.

IF SOMEONE TALKS TO YOU, CLAIMING TO BE GOD, JESUS, MARY, AN ANGEL, AN ARCHANGEL, AND/OR A SAINT, ET CETERA, IT IS MOST PROBABLY A DJINNI/DEMON ATTEMPTING TO DECEIVE YOU.

>>18600975
He didn't write anything you stupid fuck

He doesn't speak english

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>>18600989
Anti-Christ hates ham sandwich.

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>>18601016
>be jesus
>speak hebrew and aramaic or whatever
>fast forward a couple thousand years
>yfw people are praying to you in english, italian, japanese, etc. and you can't answer their prayers because you don't know wtf they're saying

>>18602388
first bibble was greak

>>18602394
that doesn't mean that's what jesus spoke though

>>18600959
Probably for the same reason that your parents don't love you.

>>18602394
and even if he did speak greek, you think a grecophone carpenter from 2000 years ago is going to understand this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avx0CqFehzU

>>18602419
What if jesus was a time traveler that secretly had the internet or a well hidden iPad with the worlds knowledge and a translator.

>>18602627
because the world was influenced by his teachings therefore paradox.

Because you are boring.

>>18600959
For the same reason spiderman won't talk to you

>>18600964
So nice