Hey /x/, how can I go to a parallel universe?

depends how you spell "berenstein"

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not even kidding

Something about quartersteps iirc

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>>18599889
Damn man

>>18599889
came here to post this, look up quantum immortality OP

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>>18599877

What if I were to tell you that every choice and decision you make sends you on a path to a different parallel universe.

>>18599877
https://www.reddit.com/r/DimensionalJumping/

never tried it, nor do I want to. It is tantamount to suicide. Not sure if this even works. Unless you are ok with killing yourself, I would never do it. You can't come back.

>>18599910
this

>>18599910
Is there a way to tunnel horizontally to a parallel timeline?

>>18599889
Edgy 2 The Max: Staring (You)

There's a problem with the suicide thing.

If you kill yourself and go to an existing you, you can't just take it over and freak out because you're in an alternate universe right? It has it's own life, feelings, etc. How often do people just pop into this world like that?

Otherwise a you that killed itself could take YOU over.

Either you don't remember dying, or you really do cease to exist.

build up speed for twelve hours

try really hard

You need to collect all five movements.

>>18599877
NO. Only if you define paralle universe as something else.

Simply become obsessed with finding a way to go to a parallel universe and you'll probably manifest a way to.

>>18601805
underrated

Use meditation and focus to "tune" the vibration frequency of the atoms making up your person to the frequency of the desired dimension. like a "radio tuner."

There is a singular physical reality which your body exists in, and you can't leave it. The metaphysical reality accompanying you is full accessible to the mind should you train it correctly.

A healthy dose of white-light photons will aid you on a journey to demigod-hood, but only developing the mind will get you there.

>>18599907
lmao quantum immortality refers to the possibility that, considering death as a binary event, you may survive every encounter with death, not a way to go to a parallel universe

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>>18599877

>>18599877
I think you'd have to like shrink yourself smaller than an atom or something... oh no wait that's time travel..

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>>18599877
You have to drink a special mixture made from blood of 200 quickscoping virgins mixed with mountain dew, a fuckton of weed and a bag of doritos.

Run head first as fast as you can into a full length mirror

>>18599907
>>18604421
>>18603724
This type of nonsense creates mass shooters