The VVitch

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>>18597118
>ugly witches


Get out of here.

Nothing? Wow.

I watched it a few months back and really enjoyed it. I don't quite understand the people who say that it was pretentious. I liked that it wasn't a jump scare sort of movie, and instead focused on that eerie, dark atmosphere. It wasn't a SCARY movie in my opinion but it was delightfully creepy.

>sells itself as a horror movie
>has literally no scary parts

Why is this allowed?

>>18597537

Because the people who actually made it have no say in how it's marketed. The distributor foots the bill for all the trailers and promos, so they call the shots.

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>>18597537
The baby crushing wasn't scary?
The crow milking part wasn't scary?
Calebs' seduction wasn't scary?
Finding naked Caleb wasn't scary?
The ending wasn't scary?

>>18597118
It was hot black magick gives goosebumps . Wish black peter could see me naked too !

Those two lil kids running around singing black Phillip black phillip n shit creepy as fuck

>>18597537
>has literally no jump scares

i think that's what you meant

>>18597559

Crow milking was the scariest.

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>>18597559
you post like a SUCKA

I thought it was more cerebral than people were expecting.

>getting exiled from town/society?
Terrifying
>living on your own with failing crops?
Horrible
>losing faith in what you once held dear?
Depressing
>family members slowly losing their sanity?
Scary

To me, the witch was symbolic of evil and all that seeks to destroy your life or livelihood. We all have our "witches"

I saw it in a theater and with the super loud surround sound and all that ambient noise and weird sound tracking made the atmosphere really fucking unpleasant. I was creeped out for sure. It wasn't that scary but it did instill a feeling of unease "I shouldn't be seeing this" type of feeling.