redpill me on magick

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>redpill meme
>magick
Kys

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>>18592382
This.

>>18592380

>the less you know the best it works .

welcome to chaos magic 101 , forget about understanding and logic and you can become a wizard .
exercice your will and you will get more power than anyone around .
dedicate yourself to love and a place among the gods will be yours.

>>18592382
This

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>>18593654
>>18593672

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>>18592380
Praise him!

You attain magical powers if u are virgin past 30

Everybody knows this

>>18593671
Ridiculous, There's plenty of logic in every kind of magic. Chaos magic isn't any different.

>>18592380
>>18595838
You would need to know some basic math. If you want to communicate with trans-dimensional beings you would need a formula that exists outside of our understanding of science. A homotopical equation (meaning it is valid before/during/after our concept of time).

(0)!>0

If you meditate on that you can see who/what talks to you.

>>18592380

>redpill

>magic

dude... that's the greenpill you're looking for

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Me want a cookie! RIGHT NOW!

>>18592380
>redpill me on magick

I will give you the red pill but you will not take it. You are already the best wizard there ever was. Your every word and thought is a potent magic spell, provided you believe it and feel it to be true. In fact, there is no universe external to you: everything you see and seem is but a dream within a dream. All apparently external things are symbols for what is transpiring within you. This means you are responsible for everything you've ever been aware of and can change it.

The ontological shock of ingesting this pill is too much for most people. They regurgitate it and choose one of the many blue pills instead. But the red pill is always available.

>>18596369
This is only a half-truth, but it is more along the lines of 0.55

You can collapse any quantum string you desire to 1 with this knowledge.

Most people on this board are just roleplaying and have no clue what they are talking about.
Also the existence of legit magic is rare. Most guys honestly think that if they are pathetic enough and think really hard they can affect the real world.
The only way to do magic is to have a higher being do it for you. However they aren't exactly impressed with retarded meme posters addicted to masturbation and the F5 button. Your deeds must impress the gods themselves.

>>18595943
Thanks anon

>>18595843
What if I peed in my friend's butt when I was 6, does that give me magical abilities?

>>18596513

Sort of.

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>>18592380
see >>18596332