Rules, tips, safety concerning Ouija boards

>somewhere that you shouldn't ask the spirits about God or use a board while alone. What are the reasons for this?

You don't ask about God because that's like inviting the Hell's Angels over for beer and then bringing up cops, it's going to increase the tension level.

Using ouija by yourself is fine, ask for Capt. Howdy.

>>18590113
Using it alone means you might get possessed by a ghost or demon.

Asking about God has bad possibilities because demons and evil spirits HATE him for making their lives suffer.

>>18590067
>>18590162

However sometimes you may encounter a neutral ghost. All the demons are however 100 percent evil. You are opening a microphone to the spirits...sometimes a lot of different ones might try to hog the mic all at once. You never know who or what is present until you ask. It is spiritual Russian roulette.

>>18590174
Is there a way to control who comes up or prevent evil spirits from appearing?

>>18590067
You realize they're a fucking toy, right? The patent to them is owned by Hasbro.

I tried twice. All fairly recently.

I made one with sharpie and printer paper. Didn't work.

I wrote on an old wooden table with sharpie and used a shot glass as the planchette. Didn't work.

Is it worth purchasing one? Also, my roommates are scared shitless by it, so I'll be using it alone. I'm religious, I think I can handle it.

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>>18590652
>implying if Ouija boards were hand-made by elves you'd be all, "OK, now their magic"

>>18590780
If you made two ouijas already, I say go and make a third.

>>18590785
I read that it's all a matter of intention. The first time, I was half-serious and kind of goofing about it with friends. Second time I was dead serious. Sat there for 20 minutes and nothing came of it.

Starting to think it really is just the ideomotor effect, and maybe I'm just not able to experience it...

>>18590794
> tfw to intelligent for ideomotor effect

>>18590803
No, shutup.

>>18590803
>to

inb4 "I was only pretending to be retarded"

>>18590814
It's part of the meme, you dip.

>>18590781
>Implying elves are real.

>>18590827
> implying implications

>>18590833
Ahah have fun with your kids toy. Let me know how many spooky demons you speak with

>>18590846
Thanks, dad!