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How do i make animals do by bidding?

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How do i make animals do by bidding?
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>>18586835
give them food and train them.
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You need the appropriate number of badges. In all seriousness >>18586840 is right. Be prepared to deal with more of their kind showing up, cleaning their leavings and the possibility of catching whatever sickness they have.
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Be nice to them.
I've only ever had an animal lash out at me once, and that was because I was a child around an uncles rescue cat that had a history of abuse and I must have startled it.
Apart from that one time, animals have always liked me. From birds of prey to marsupials. At a zoo one time, the most timid baby wallaby that ran away from zookeepers and just about anything came up and gave me a lick and ate some food that I gave it.
A bumble bee decided to hitch a ride on me when I was walking around college campus.
My girlfriend's cats like me more than anyone else, even her.
The reason is I would never hurt an animal for reason other than food or survival, and animals can sense that about a person.
Be nice, but have an air of authority about you. You can surely train any animal to follow your commands.
Oh, sorry, you meant magic spell?
Hocus pocus, animals obey me now.
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>>18586840
/thread
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>>18586840
You have to be nice to them.

>>18586929
Like you say, you can feed them but they have no reason to obey unless you are nice to them.

Training always comes from a reward system, and the way you behave with the animal, will improve the way he behaves in general.
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>>18586835
Tell them that foreigners are bad and that Trump will save the country.
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Bring your pet and some ice cubes. Whenever you like the price, put icecubes on pets back, pet will make a noise. When the auctioneer looks at over at you, nod your head knowingly at him.
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Option A: Be Native American

Option B: Become The Wolverine
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Is it possible to have cats do your bidding? Mine will come when I snap sometimes, but they mostly do what they want. What do /x/
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>>18589513
get a dog
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>>18586835
Operant conditioning by shaping/succesive approximation. /thread
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>>18589065
>native american
Political Correctness ended: we can call them Indians again.
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