AMA

>>18585428
How do I control the universe?

>>18585428
What can you do? How far does your power's reach? Can you give me a slice of pizza?

>>18585428
How much dick have you sucked in the past 24 hours?

What do you do the most ?

>>18585428
everybody already controls the universe you cunt

>>18585433
I can control what get posted on /x/.
I post something and they're similar post a few days after I post. There is more involved tho. Let me focus on your Pizza

>>18585432
I don't know if my way of controlling the universe will work for you. You have to find your own way.

>>18585428
can you send me some pizza? I'm hungry

>>18585445
That's called a trend dingus. I've done the same thing on multiple boards. How old are you and when did you first start noticing delusions?

How do we fix western women?

I just want to start a comfy nuclear family with a faithful women who loves and respects me.

Anyone get any pizza yet?

Holy shit papa Johns just showed up at my house!

Thanks, OP.

>>18585466
*white woman

>>18585445
wow what a super power what else can you do?

Elaborate or gtfo

>>18585484
I'm still at controlling the universe level 101.

>>18585428
You forget the question you haven't answered.

I know how to larp

>>18585491
dang, what are the mid-terms like?

>>18585492
What question

>>18585428
If you control the universe then you must have knowledge of the things you control

what is my name?

>>18585497
I don't know.
I'm still at the basic level.
The midterms will probably just be me controlling the universe.
You guys think it's funny but it's really happening.

>>18585500
I don't know.
I can only just alter some parts of reality.

You people should have pizza in your reality soon.

I just heard a knock on the door and when I answered there was a box of pizza on my porch. Thanks, OP!

It was Little Ceasers but beggars can't be choosers.

>>18585523
You may have some pizza tomorrow too

my pet dragon ate the pizza :(

>>18585503
>You guys think it's funny but it's really happening.

It's really not.

Want pizza too.

I have a hard time summoning things that are far away from your reality. I can only mostly change little things in the universe.

>>18585428
How do you override the multiple consciousness observation effect?

Do you control the universe in plain sight?

>>18585624
I think every conscious would recognize the changes. It's just like a continuation of everyday life, but I changed it. Some of the changes may be unnoticeable. I think the Mandela effect has something to do with it. A small change in the encoding can change an old photograph.

I would also like some pizza pls

>>18585672
me 3

>controls universe
>becomes pizza delivery boy

I think you are over qualified OP

>>18585428
If you can control the universe make the cute girl I'm having a fledgling romance with contact me

>>18585445
Not to hurt your beliefs. But monkey see monkey do

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>>18585428
I'm a fan of Papa John's. Thank you. Since we are all linked "I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Thank you." Look up Ho'oponopono or Dr Len.

>>18585737
We may somehow know each other.

I pray for you, let's pray for each other

>>18585428
control the universe to make me win the jackpot at the casino or something.