zodiac /general/

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Aquarius sun
Scorpio ascendant
Capricorn moon.

I want to know if I'm shitty or not.

>>18566835
If you must ask then..

>>18566835
It depends. You might have difficulty when it comes to relationships due to your inability to express emotions. However, people can depend on you doing work in organized and efficient manner. Cant say much without full chart.

Cancer sun
Scorpio moon
Sagittarius rising

What can you tell me about this?

>>18566835

do other people think you're shitty? do you think you're shitty? do you care if i think you're shitty?

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>Scorpio
>Moon in Taurus
>Libra rising

Chart this time too, anything of interest?

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Why you guys don't like Geminis?

>>18566882
Too many picks

>>18566878
You're a walking paradox. You tend to build your self-esteem on material possessions - the more you have the better you feel. It's like never ending greed - when you have it good, you desire of even better things. There are some difficulties in your romantic life as lack of intimacy and problems achieving orgasm (probably due to inability to channel inner femininity . I kinda sense this thing where want you think that ideally your partner should be smart, grounded and wealthy but deep down there's a desire for intense passions and animalistic lust like you'd feel sexuality oozing from him.

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Hello OP. I posted last time this thread was up but missed your answer (if it was the same OP). Anyway, just wondering if there is any potential here for myself. Anything particular that sticks out. Good or bad. I must say that the whole "report" I read on my chart is eerily accurate

>>18566925
Any good sources to read for planetary influences?

>>18566882
My husband is a Gemini and he is wonderful. <3

>>18566925
I'll just say what sticks out to me the most. I get this idea that despite wanting to be in relationship you feel suffocated by it and after some time you either become too moody about it or run from it all together. It's just like testing when you suggest breaking up and she agrees while unconsciously you desire that she would deny the proposal because it that way she becomes special. Despite your desire to find tomboyish girl, you actually seek nurturing and caring one. Another thing i'm pick is that despite your ability making friends and caring for them, you feel depressed and alone. People tend to pick up your cold, serious and detached person first impression but little do they know, that with little warm, you can become very devoted friend.

>>18566882
I have rising gemini in my chart and I don't want to.

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What does this mean? New to this.

>>18566912
Sounds about right, thanks.

>>18566882
>>18566882
My gemini ex cheated on me for a year because he couldn't break up with his other girldriend lol

>>18566946
Literally every relationship I have been in, I do start to feel strangled and suffocated and a need to be free. I'll daydream about being single and once it happens, I resent the person. Its a viscous cycle because I cant seem to find stability in either one. Even down to the type of girl I like. As you said, tom boy down to earth one of the guys type girls. But yes, I really do crave the nurturing and caring from them (mother like I suppose, you know). My friends love me dearly and I can talk to anybody but yes I am horribly depressed and have felt alone inside for long. but I would do anything for them (even if the favor is not returned). Got chills reading this op. Thank you

>>18566964
No problem.

>>18566882

one of the people i'm closest to who has done the most for me is a gemini, i've known some shit ones too but i imagine that's any sign

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Can anybody interpret my chart for me? I'm new to astrology.

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can anyone tell me what my chart means?

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>>18566882
Because you're cheating, lying, manipulative cunts.

>Aquarius
>Scorpio ascendant
>Gemini rising
Master race, kiddos.

>>18566987
this

also aquarius here and I hate geminis.

>>18566992
It's a shame the zodiac sites say Gemini and Aquarius are made to be lovers.

They plays games and turn you out.

>>18566999
Aquarius must be with aries imo.

>>18566999
>>18567000
These gets further prove our Aquarian superiority.

Yeah I think Aries are a fucking party. It's hard finding female aries, though, most women like to lounge around too much.

>>18567000
Or pisces, sagittarius, scorpio and libra. But aries first.

>>18567000
Fucking lmao. Rationality vs Emotions. I give it 3 days tops.

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What can be said about this?

>Scorpio sun
>Taurus moon
>Scorpio ascendant


Well 2 of 3 its not that bad, r-right?

>>18567006
Scorpio are players too so I always am suspicious with them but they can be fun.

>>18567011
Well that's what I find fun about the Aries.
The only thing they can fuck up while thinking like that is politics. You can't use emotions for politics, that results in 3 live streams of Swedish women getting raped.

>>18567011
>aquarius
>rationality
you sure know your zodiac signs dude

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>>18567020
>The only thing they can fuck up while thinking like that is politics
Aquarians are literally vaping fedoras.

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What stand out here?

>>18567028
>politics shouldn't be worked out by what works, it should go by what makes us feel good and warm in our tummies.
Get the fuck out, faggot.

>>18566778
Sun in Leo 12th house
Moon in Aquarius 6th house
Leo rising

Not your typical attention whoring solar Leos

Come at me

Oh yeah, fuck anybody who has strong Gemini and Scorpio influences in their chart

Fucking spineless pieces of shit

>>18567037
Rude, Scorpions at least have some sense of honor

>>18566960
academic scientist?

>>18567041
Nah Im a neet failure atm, working on art history a lot but Im not sure Ill study it again.

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how do I interpret this

>>18567035
>I see world in black and white
good luck

>>18567040
>some sense of honor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no. I was on the verge of writing honorless when i posted but now that you try to debate about it

I have a solar Sagittarius female friend who has her moon and 4 other planets in Scorpio - total sweetheart

Her daughter has both Scorpio as her Sun and Moon and i literally wanna kill that fucking hypocrite 2 faced lying attention whoring manipulative spineless piece of shit princess

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>>18567047
>not making extremely large and pervasively influential decisions based off of emotion means that you're a soulless vulcan that doesn't feel, just ice water pumping through your veins.

Fucking bernie supporters, get off my board.
>>18567017
I think that's pretty good, most people would agree that Scorpios are fun to be around.

>>18567037

i have a first house pluto in scorpio (libra rising) i'm far from spineless, i'm a piece of shit though i'll give you that

>>18567055
>Scorpios are fun to be around.
Only when your bullshit radar's battery is dead

>>18567066
Well I did say "most people would agree"
I've never asked enough people what their sign is to have a solid opinion on it.

>>18567066

one of my closest friends is a scorpio, most people can't deal with him because he's brutally honest and doesn't hold back

i'm not sensitive, so if he tells me something harsh i can just be real and tell him he's right, he usually is

>>18567069
It's not even about sign compatibility you dunce

A strong Scorpio in a chart tends to make one secretive(both in their character and their drive/ambitions), manipulative, vain, overly emotional but under control(what i mean by that is they get easily offended over stupid bullshit that they perceive in their heads which makes them seek revenge in an obsessively fashion) always looking to be perceived as powerful when in hindsight, they're just a bunch of vengeful cry babies who can't admit their own pathological tendencies and always have to rationalize their bullshit in order to not be seen for who they really are

>tl;dr
Inferiority complex cloaked in a superiority complex who are constantly hiding their true selves under a front of controlled manners

They're just a bunch of hysterical pussies

>>18567051
Im Scorpio too, in my case i rarely do something if i am hurt but yeah they are some who only thing they do is just fucking destroy everything around them

>>18567071
Usually being brutally harsh is a Sagittarian/Jupiterian thing since they're all about truth and justice, they need to tell it the way it is in theory and not from their chemical reactions

Maybe your scorpio friend has strong Jupiterian energies or alot of Sag in good aspect to his personal planets

What i mean by that is that not only the brutal honesty factor would be doubled but the Scorpio add some depth in their honesty

>>18567077
I didn't say anything about sign compatibility, you dunce.
I said I hadn't met and identified enough of the signs to get an actual bearing of what they're like, aside from shitty taiwanese carpenting forum posts.

>>18567086
>I didn't say anything about sign compatibility, you dunce
My bad i read your post wrong

>>18567083

i don't know his chart, but i like brutal honesty in a person my fiancee is a sag with mercury and venus in scorpio

i appreciate that no matter what she always tells me exactly what she thinks

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>>18567094
No problem, friend.

>>18567103
Same here man cause atleast they're being true to the fact that they don't lower themselves to what they despise

If they perceive that you've wronged them or aren't being true to yourself, they tell it the way that you made them perceive it

If you cry like a bitch, you just gave yourself away

If you feel that they're wrong and that you know it, just proof them in a calm way and explain yourself

Sag are always open to hear what you have to say if there's a debate

They value the best in them so they expect the same from others

so what is the best sign?

>>18567112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQS4oa-dgLY

>>18567112
The rat

>>18567118
No, nig. The Dragon.

>>18567120
>>18567118
>not the dog

>>18567112
Cancer

>>18567112
Learn astrology in depth and you'll understand that your question has no answers

>>18567123
da kiwi is da best

>>18567123
>the baby not the momma.

>>18567108

yeah i like being able to level with someone and when people aren't scared to be real, i can't respect people who bullshit me or are afraid to tell me the truth

i don't go looking for sags, but nearly everyone i end up being friends with is one

i need to be able to party with people and discuss anything and everything

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What you can see here?

>>18567171
wow you are pretty gay

>>18567126
Why tho?

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Could someone give me an interpretation/reading please? What image does this combination paint in your head?

Sun: Leo
Rising: Scorpio
Moon: Cancer


Thank you in advance.

>>18567189
You're a whiny attention whore who cries when ignored

>>18567201

Seems like you've had some bad experiences with Leos.

>Aquarius
>Gemini Moon
>Cancer Ascendant

Any ideas?

>>18567077
I'm a scorpio moon and this is one hundred percent true. Luckily I think my Pisces sun softens a lot of the more negative qualities but it also makes me a double pussy.

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Caprisun, Capricorn moon and Horse archer rising.
Give it to me straight /x], am I gonna live?

>>18567279

only until you die like everyone else

>>18567283
Thanks dave, I needed that.

Can someone explain the sun, moon and rising signs please?

I always thought I was just an Aries..

>Sun: Cap
>Asc: Pisces
>Moon: Aquarias
>Mercury: Cap
>Venus: Cap
>Mars: Cap
>Jupiter: Scorpio
>Saturn: Aquarius
>Uranus: Cap
>Neptune: Cap
>Pluto: Scorpio

Anyone wanna read this? A lot of cap

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>>18567319

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Virgo,
Virgo Sun
Pisces Moon
Libra ascendant

First time posting my chart. Not sure what to expect or its validity.
Any thoughts?

>>18567330
You have a lot of quadratures bro.

>>18567287

any time love

>>18567327

ffs anon, give me some analysis if your not trolling

>>18567307
Sun sign - consciousness
Moon sign - unconsciousness
Rising sign - how do you appear to others/ your public persona.
>>18567330
You hate and love romance at the same moment. It's very hard for you to choose between friends and job. For example picking better paying job or sticking in good work environment. There are high standards for girls and you unironically seek pure one. You cannot explain what makes others so attracted to you.

Sun - Cancer
Ascent - Libra
Moon - Libra

Pretty happy with what this astro website says about that desu

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help me better understand myself, please.

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What do you see in my chart

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>>18567112

>>18567515
lines and shit

>Aquarius Sun
>Gemini Moon
>Cancer Ascendant

I'm just curious

Sagittarius sun
Leo Moon
Scorpio rising

Will I get pussy?

Capricorn sun
Gemini moon
Libra ascendant

What doth my life?

>>18567499
A lot of hidden emotions and a desire to create a family
>>18567515
A sensitive but passionate friend with whom you could have heart-to-heart talk.
>>18567554
>Gemini Moon
>curious
You're right there
>>18567559
Definitely but you need relationship more.
>>18567577
A person tries different things but cannot settle onto one.

Sun in cancer
Sagittarius ascendant
Moon in scorpio

What can you tell about me?

>>18567605
Emotional wreck who becomes possessive and controlling in relationships. Almost impossible to confront directly as passive-aggressive behavior is your default mode.

Sun: scorpio
Moon: scorpio
Ascendant: cancer

Anything really

Taurus sun
Scorpio moon
Gemini asc

So how fucked am I due to scorpio moon?

Sun: Scorpio
Moon:Aquarius
Rising:Taurus

I'll get an answer one of these threads damnit

>>18567623
VERY

>>18567598
thanks for reading this for us, anon!
>A lot of hidden emotions
pretty much
>a desire to create a family
In this part I'm confused, because I don't think I'm able to be a good parent, but I want to have stable relationship. I don't think I will marry a woman cause I'm pretty shit dealing with people.

>>18567629
that was why i mentioned desire.
>people
Well you're pretty introvert person who's afraid that relationships are bad investments who can backfire at you.

>>18567628
Yeah, thought as much

>>18567615
Almost completely wrong, still thank you

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What does mine say?

Sun: Libra
Moon: Taurus
Ascendant: Libra

tell me something

>>18567635
Wow, I can't believe how accurate informations you can tell from chart like this. You're right. There is some signs that will be good companion for me? Thanks again, anon!

>>18567598

>Sun - Cancer
>Ascent - Libra
>Moon - Libra

>>18567675
Typically other earth (Taurus, Virgo) and water signs (Pisces, Scorpio and Pisces) are good for Capricorn. However in your case Sagittarius with Earth/Water moon would be ideal

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I'm a Scorpio sun and moon, and a Cancer ascendant.

>>18567598
Thanks.

>>18567700
no you aren't

>>18567707
Why not?

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>>18567707
Yes I am. Want me to post my whole chart?

>>18567700
Why are Cancer a b d Scorpio so shit compared to Pisces?

>>18567723
No. There are enough water fags here

>Virgo
>Leo Moon
>Pisces Rising

Some anon in previous thread said he would bet money on me being an artist. Said anon would have lost money.

Please tell me more about myself.

>>18567737
Annoying gay faggot.

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>>18567045
>august 93
your chart is really close to mine but I can't describe you exactly because i don't know your houses placements / ascendant

Sun: Cancer
Moon: Aries
Rising: Aries

What does this say about me or what does it mean? I don't know much about this stuff

aries sun
sagittarius moon
virgo rising


who I am?

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Sun: scorpio
Ac: Virgo
Moon: Aries
Can someone help me understand myself better?

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lets do this fag tumblr shit boys

>I'm a warrior, but my emotions are rather enduring. I think in a dynamic way, express my energy in a efficient way. In love, I seek security. I take on the role of the aesthete.

>>18567800
I am a dreamer, but my emotions are rather overwhelming. I think in a direct way, but express my energy in a brooding way. In love, I seek passion. I take in the role of the messenger.

>>18567800
>I'm a mastermind but my emotions are rather intense. I think in a fruitful way but express my energy in a protective way. In love i seek support. I take on a role of the outlaw
8/10

>>18566778
Virgo Sun
Pisces Moon
Capricorn Ascendant.

Evaluate me.

>>18567800
>I am a mastermind, but my emotions are rather vibrant. I think in a fruitful way, but express my energy in a powerful way. In love, I seek respect. I take on the role of the creator.

Sounds good.

>>18567784
hahaha we're matching

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>>18567821
I have the chart, if that helps.

>>18567800
>I'm mastermind, but my emotions are rather vibrant. I thinks in a fruitful way, but express my energy in a passive way. In love I seek for respect. I take on the role of the messenger.
This is kinda gay. I like it. Last part is meh I think

>>18567829
>>18567834
We're gay brothers? Kek

>>18567800
>I'm a visionary, but my emotions are rather sparkling. I think in a logical way but express my energy in a combative way. In love I seek understanding. I take on the role of the nuturer.

It's kind of accurate but "my emotions are rather sparkling" doesn't make any sense.

WTF. The first time Ive ever done one of these and reading these paragraphs along with seeing a lot of parallels with my dreams and needing to follow my intuition is just fucking with my mind right now. I would say my anxiety is acting up but I just think its just some "energy" acting up.

>>18567924
If it makes you feel better anon, it's just a mixture of barnum effect, confirmation bias and a bit of coincidence perhaps.

>Sun libra
>moon Aquarius
>rising Libra

What's there to this convoluted for the sake of being convoluted stuff?

>>18567943
>This zodiac stuff is fucking dumb, not everyone born in the same month has the same personality
>"Well actually it's more complex than that, it's all about the location many different solar bodies at the exact time you were born that all come together to-"
>It's just convoluted for the sake of being convoluted, fucking dumb
You just can't win.

>>18567958

Notice the question mark at the end of my comment.
Almost like it was born of skepticism.

>Sun Taurus
>Moon Cancer
>Rising Pisces

>>18567943

if you read a chart like it's a map that tells a story and builds a character it's a lot easier to understand it

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Sup anyone willing to analyze this? What does it say about possible careers and partners?

>>18567938

Too many coincidences in my life right now.

>>18567924

i didn't feel that way reading my own paragraph, i'm not a mastermind and i definitely don't use my energy in a focused way to start

>>18568044
I assumed he meant those info paragraphs you can read on astrology websites, not the tumblr fill-in-the-blank.

>>18568048

oh, well in that case i still don't really relate and i don't think i'm fit to judge my own character in that manner

i talk about astrology like it's true because it's the easiest way to discuss it, but i don't believe in it

it's an interesting parlor trick though

i will say that it's the houses i find the most intriguing not the personality bit

>Gemini Sun
>Acquarius Ascendant
>Libra Moon

Come at me bro

>>18568061
>all three air signs
Congratulations

>articulate, objective, mentally clear, detached, capable of forethought, understanding, socially adept and adaptable, cooperative, relational

>unemotional, lacking in sympathy, impractical, disassociated from the body and the physical world, over-adaptive, abstracted, glib and facile, hyperactive

pisces sun, taurus moon, libra rising?

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May I ask how to interpret this?

>>18567037
>libra sun
>scorpio ascendant with mars and pluto in scorpio first house
>capricon moon

Its called being tactical and strategic, not spineless. And if a scorpio or gemini really needed to react or do something, they would.
Now go back to seeking praise and validation from other people attention whore.

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I don't know how to read this, but I'm curious. Tell me everything, even the bad.

>>18568157

so do you like women or men who may as well be women?

>>18568177
i-is this actually a related question?

>>18568130
>28 May 2000
>2000
>2017-2000
Hmmm

>>18568182

yeah, and the answer is?

>>18568207
I'm submissive with men and dominant with women.
But I like both. Not girly boys though.

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>>18566778


May I get a general reading?

>>18568130
>>18568193
If you don't want to be caught as underageb& at least edit that shit out first.

>>18568213
Are you male or female?

>>18568222
Female.

>>18568225
[spoiler]We're the same then.[/spoiler]

>>18568213

had a feeling you weren't straight

>>18567549
Insightful

>>18568213

not judging btw, i'm bi too but i'm vers with either gender i'm up for nearly anything

Can I get a reading?

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>>18568450

Gemini
Aries Rising
Scorpio Moon

Make me hate myself, /x/

Thanks

>>18567319
You're corny.
>>18567171
You're pretty gay.

>>18567830
Ayeeee. Scorp squad

>Pisces Sun
>Scorpio Rising
>Pisces Moon

What am I supposed to do with this? Do I just embrace being a massive sadboy? Can a sadboy ever live the good life?

Anything interesting about me

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Anything interesting about me?

I a triple G...
Gemini sun, moon and rising

>>18569197
You come off as being practical, if especially exciting to others. You're pretty friendly, but rather moody and easily affected. You're an independent sort of person and for the most part rather detached from the people and situations around you.

>>18569206
>if not especially

Sun: Capricorn
Moon: Aries
Rising: Libra

What can you tell me about my future love life?

How does a relationship work between a Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Gemini Ascending (me) &
Scorpio Sun, Aries Moon, Aquarius Ascending? (him)

>>18569232
You're both quite compatible with each other, but you both have dominating and stubborn personalities so compromise is especially important.

>>18569232
Thank you!

>>18569237
Thank you!

Hi may I have a general reading on my chart? Or at least about these planets? Thanks!
Sun in Scorpio, Moon in Taurus, Jupiter & Rising in Libra, and Venus in Capricorn (this chart places it in the third house and some other sites place it in the fourth.)
Thank you!
Thanks!

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thoughts?

>>18569271

is your mother dead?

>>18569121

there's more to life than your feelings, and all feelings are temporary even if they reoccur

>>18569473
I see a lot of focus on career and hobbies but surprisingly very weak/non-existent relationships. It's not like you're not interested but there are problems in communications and "depth" - a lot of dates but nothing carries further into getting bf/gf (i dont know your gender so it's hard to say me anything more accurate). Good but weak relationship with father like he is good provider but emotionally very distant.

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judge me

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>>18566778
Feel like reading this? Thanks in advance.

>>18569597
Excellent communicator and debater. Very easy to make friends but it's hard for you to express emotions. Even if you show them, it look like you've calculated the best possible emotions to show to achieve the result. Bisexual tendencies. You'd like to find a partner who would give a lot of freedom but keep you grounded because otherwise you might escape from relationship. It reminds of stories where inexperienced guy falls in love with a very experienced women and she shows what love and sex is in reality (like an intelligent and whore union)

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>>18569634
Hey could you please read this?

Aries
Aries rising
Pisces Moon

what does this mean

>>18569648
You're an angry artist.

>>18566778
>Leo
>Rising Gemini
>Virgo moon
Am I fucked?

>>18569644
Since you've asked that nicely.
You're a very sensitive, empathetic and nurturing person who dreams of having a creative job or the one who involves taking care of others (perhaps children). However, it's easy for you to become moody, passive-aggressive or even aggressive when it comes to receiving criticism. There are times when you can feel happy or sad without any apparent reason. Those feelings might ruin a relationship because it can get into obsessive mode where you dont think it logically enough. For example your partner doesnt call you fast enough, you tend to assume that partner doesnt love you that much and it gets even worse. Here the are two versions - if you're a girl then you seek a guy who is moody and protective, has "depth" to his character and who's orientated into raising a family.
If you're a guy - you seek a girl who's very blunt with her emotions. She doesnt say one but mean another like you do but if she's happy, then she's truly happy. You'd take the caretaker, supportive role and she'd take the initiator role. However she would take her time into listening what you have to say instead of doing everything her way. The risk here for you is becoming too obsessive and paranoid.
Your friends tend to be creative and somewhat detached from society. You seek people with whom you could do drugs.

>>18569684
What kind of guy would I seek out?

Pisces sun
Scorpio moon
Gemini ascendant

>>18569694
What's your mars sign?

>>18569701
Scorpio.

>>18569705
Sweet but evil kind of guy - who's romantic outside but sexual inside. He's a nut you cannot crack, there's something about him that makes you attracted to him and you cannot rationally explain what. He touches your inner soul in a way that you've never felt before. You can see passion and sexuality oozing through his eyes but yet he caries himself in slightly shy way. That guy is like cigarette - you shouldnt be doing them but it feels so good. Basically he would be slightly introverted but in tune with his emotions.

sun ;pisces
moon; sagittarius
ascendant ; sagittarius

So how many chances are there that I will get someone to read my chart if I post it? Looks like most don't get that.

>>18569739

learn to do it yourself

>>18569684
Thank you very much. Also, having Mars in cancer (and being a guy lol) do you have any tips for attracting the right girl for me?

>>18569739
Well, i'm the one doing readings, so maybe i'd read yours. I dont want to give assumption and i'm obliged to read everyones chart. It's mostly when my mood strikes then i read someone.

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>>18569743
I probably should but it's still nice to see what someone else can say about this.

>>18569745
I mostly asked before clogging the thread with more charts. But whatever, here's mine. Thank you if you do decide to read it.

>>18569744
I'd put yourself more out here like shared physical activities where you could put your emotion into it, like dancing or team sports. I'm going to be honest here, most of girls wont be attracted to you because you're like an iceberg only tiny fraction of your whole personality.

>>18568144
>damage controlling this hard
But that's wrong you fucking retard, both of these energies have to resort to other people by manipulating them to get revenge over other people

Call it tactical all you want but that's straight up being a fucking lying sack of shit who won't admit to their bullshit

>>18569751
Eh thanks, I'm used to it, it bothers me less than before. Still kinda painful tho

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Could anyone please read this chart?

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Someone may take a look at mine?

>>18569761
Are you underage?

>>18569753
I get revenge on other people by knowing where it hurts the most since im good at reading people. Ill strike in the most hurtful place i can.
Or i do something to get them in extreme trouble. Like for example when i got my childhood friend arrested because he wouldnt stop humping my chair after i told him to fuck off 2 times. After that i let him do it all he wants just to see how far he will go, and boy he went far. Called the cops while 6 of us were smoking weed in a park and he got arrested with weed and some pills. The rest of us were released because we had nothing on us. He lost his job, parents kicked him out because theyre poor and they had to pay a huge fine, and girlfriend left him. And to this day no one knows it was me who caused it. Why you ask? Because im patient and tactical.
I couldve kicked his teeth in when he was rocking my chair, and i thought about it, but if i did that it would cause drama in our group of friends, and if it came to chosing between me and him they would probably chose him. So i figured it wasnt worth it.
Nothing is off limits when i go get my revenge :^)
Having strong scorpio influence is great because you know things no one else does, but with great power comes great responsibility.

>>18569838
Do other people think like this?

>>18569838

you sound crazy and shitty

i have strong scorpio influence in my chart (first house pluto in scorpio, but my rising sign is libra) what he did isn't even in the same ballpark as what you're describing

you have mental issues that have nothing to do with astrology if you think disproportionate revenge for a minor slight is somehow acceptable

>>18569839

only other people who are both crazy and oversensitive

>>18569749
Alright, first things first - you've had a difficult relationship with father. He had very strong opinions how world works and you couldnt talk him into seeing other perspectives. You carry yourself in very diplomatic way and tend to greatly care about presenting yourself in certain fashion. I'd say that you take a great interest in wearing watch or ring all the time. Despite being ambitious and confident person, you feel like you're too passive when it comes to conflicts. It's almost impossible to piss you off as you're able think rationally without emotions influencing your judgement. I'm not saying that you're robot but you show your emotional side when you compete with others or defending your own opinion (irritation because other person cannot see better solution). However, there's a side of you which is drawn into occult, spirituality and mysticism. From now i'll assume that you're a guy.
You're drawn towards girls who are alternative looking ones - goths, metalheads or even ones who have unnatural hair color. You'd like to have relationships who's emotionally "free" like a friend with who you can have interesting conversation, share some similar activities and have sex. However, there's a desire for old-fashioned romance and glamour. You'd like to feel like your love life is straight out of romance hollywood movie when two friends gradually falls in love with each other and do romantic stuff like star-gazing or dancing under the rain. There can be one problem - you might put her character flaws under the rug because you want this relationship to work so bad.

>>18569862
I'll give some feedback on this one, especially since you've given a lot of information and put in effort to this. Thank you for the reading.

I actually had a terrible relationship with my mother and my father was the sensible and rational one that I enjoyed talking to.

Presentation doesn't matter as much as you say it does, but I see how it's needed in certain situations. Don't like wearing watches or rings.

It's actually possible to piss me off, and it's a tad bit harder to keep my emotions out completely, but it's doable in most scenarios for me. Yes, drawn to occult. Currently doing reading and additional research on it. And no, female.

I'm not drawn to females, but for males I don't like that kind of a look.

Of course I'd rather have a relationship with someone that I'm able to talk to and enjoy doing things with, it wouldn't just be all sex. Romance is lovely too, especially the old-fashioned type. And you're correct on the love life part, but at the same time the problem isn't thankfully there. I'm too aware that pushing problems under the rug, flaws and all, is not going to help or sort out anything.

>>18569879
This gender thing fucked up a good portion of my reading. Yeah, if you're a a girl then you're drawn to rather "flaky" guys who are very communicative and versatile in different fields. Sure you understand where most of problems but that doesnt change that you're attracted to certain features.

>>18569895
I had to look up what's the accurate definition of flaky. Can't say that's actually the case, since it's mostly used in a negative context, and the qualities of that word are plain out no. Communicative? Yeah, it's nothing good to talk and try to figure out what they'd like or want and instead you just get a response that even a grey brick wall could be ashamed by.

There's still the recognition that depending on how these features are expressed and communicated, they're either a flaw or something nice. And if there's too many flaws and nothing's done about them, well, not sure how long things would last.

Sorry, I should have probably included the gender thing at first so you wouldn't have messed up so much of it right from the get go.

>>18569906
>not sure how long things would last.
It's pretty simple with Moon in Libra - things would last as long as you'd feel that partner is putting about equal amount of energy as you into relationships.
>gender
It's alright. Happens.

>>18569917
Nah you messed up, dont blame her. I read your reading and you missed the mark basically completely, gender has nothing to do with it.

When will you astro-dogmatics learn that you are doing it completely wrong? Hints: 1. Use the sidereal system, tropical is wrong, and if it “works” for you recall the Forer effect to see why you are wrong 2. The “rising” sign is massively misunderstood - astrology is actually very non-deterministic, you have much “freewill” especially since you picked your manifestation time. Instead of focusing on your birth time as the “start” of your chart, think of it as setting your “conditions”. After studying these placements (signs in planets) you must find your chart “key sign” (you will naturally be drawn to a sign above others, this is your key); set this as your “rising” sign(using the placement of the planets at the time of birth) and this will reveal your true chart (this is what astrologers of old actually used to specialise in doing, but this has largely been hidden and forgotten). This is why twins (especially fraternal ones) can lead very different lives (and look different) as they have different key signs.

Looking at astrology this way is difficult as you are used to the dogmatic “horoscope” approach - astrology speaks of potential, there are no guarantees, its why the idea of a predictive horoscope completely misses the point. Good luck

>>18570000
why is tropical wrong?

>>18570000
>Use the sidereal system, tropical is wrong,
Stopped reading there. If you're into vedic then it's fine by my but assuming that your system is better is kind of stupid.

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>>18566778
Can someone explain this for me please? I'm a complete novice to horoscopes outside of the basics. Been reading the Kyballion and other books about Hermeticism so I'm getting really interested in it.

>>18570000
>set this as your “rising” sign(using the placement of the planets at the time of birth) and this will reveal your true chart
How?

>>18569833
It's for my daughter. Unless one year olds can post in 4chan.

>>18570000
>Sidereal
No.

>>18570103
>sun and mercury in capricorn

have fun

God fucking damn it, I always get ignored in these threads

>>18570127
Your signs are probably boring, just like you.

>>18570127

well now you're getting attention, feel better?

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what do i win

>>18570220

well your chart says you lost a happy family life

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Would I be a good wife/mother?

>>18569474
No, thank goodness but it is a fear of mine. Going to meet with her new doc today (dad too).

>>18570408
Your ascendant is nurturing by nature and your sun and moon are both practical and down to earth. So I'd say yes.

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>>18566778
Hey what's going on here?

>>18570408
>grounded, stable and mannered
The only thing i'm catching that there might be difficulties expressing emotional connection.

Gemini sun
Scorpio ascendant
Virgo moon

What does it all mean?

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>>18570443
>>18570565
Thanks, both of you.

>sun cancer
>moon scorpio
>rising saggitarius

this is my gf, im thinking about breaking up cause she's a complete sociopath.

lies after lies combined with emotional instability.
>why are the hot ones always crazy

>>18570820
>sun in cancer and moon in scorpio
Jeez, she's like incarnation of bipolar disorder

>>18570052
>>18570052
Anyone?

>>18570836
All the water signs are trash except pisces.

>>18570836
pretty much this

at the beginning it was kind of a turn on, but after a while it got tedious, especially cause i have a moon in libra. im just gonna end it, fuck it

>stay away from cancerous scorpios

>>18566778
where is ophiucus

>>18570863
In the garbage where it belongs.

>>18570859
How two of you met?
>moon in libra
that explains you desire for a relationship less charged with emotions.

Scorpio in sun and moon
Cancer ascendant

How bad is it?

>>18570889
Absolutely terrible.

From what sources would you recommend for learning about reading a chart?

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Sun: Aquarius
Moon: Libra
Rising: Libra

tell me something, /x/.

>>18570908
Autism/10

>Sun Scorpio
>Moon Taurus
>Rising Scorpio

Im gay?

>>18570990
I don't get it.

>>18570882
its actually a interesting story
>be me
>be last year
>chilling with my friends
>one of my them is like "yo anon theres this chick, finds you cute"
>expecting another fat fuck
>shows me picture
>a genuine 8/10
>"you should totaly text her anon, she keeps bothering me asking about you"
>sure why not
>i text her
>she's acting like she has no idea what im talking about
>"anon i just said you looked cute nothing else"
>she's acting hard to get
>ok il play this game
>we chat the whole night
>she seems like a nice person
>we kept chatting every day after that
>three months later
>holyshit.gif
>i actually fell for this girl
>developed hard feelings
>noticed she had a lot of mood swings
>one day she loves me the other is cold as a rock
>still i put up with her shit cause im blinded
>kept asking her to meet up
>"i cant anon i have to do something else, maybe next time, ok?"
>kept telling her i like her and asking if she likes me
>"Thats umm nice anon, i like you too, but not in that way, it takes time for me to like someone that way"
>okay sure
>i kept blindly pursuing this girl like an idiot
>one week she suddenly becomes moody as fuck
>she obviously cant stand me
>i keep comforting her like a firstgrade beta
>still a bitch
>"im just sad anon, i have to tell my boyfriend i cant make it to his party"
>mfw she casualy mentions she has a boyfriend after three months
>i lose my shit
>she made ten excuses in like a minute
>mfw i realise this bitch is a pro liar
>"anon i didnt realise you wanted something more"
>i go into the chat history screenshot the convos to her
>"well, i just wanted a male friend anon, you shouldve been more obvious, its your fault"
>realise that she's enjoying this
>thisbitch.png
>i peace out
>mfw she kept me close enough to give her attention but not be in a relationship

>8 months pass
>she texts me
>wants to apologise
>mfw were together right now

>>18571051
Well, a happy ending i guess, good luck with her

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I'm not very learned in astrology, so if anyone could clue me in as to what's going on in my chart I'd greatly appreciate it

>>18570908
>>18570908
>>18570908

>>18570906
>cafeastrology.com
start here

>>18571104
I have a libra moon, are you self-conscious about your appearance, and how you present yourself to the world?

Sun Scorpio
Moon Aries
Ascendent Aries

Opinions?

>>18571112
thanks anon

daily reminder that Virgo is the best sign

libra and aquarius a best

i'm libra sun, libra rising, and virgo moon

>>18569204
>GGG
>777

spoopy

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What did it mean by this?

>Sun - Cancer
>Ascent - Libra
>Moon - Libra

Any thoughts, exalted ones?

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Aquarius sun
Saggitarius ascendant
Capricorn moon.

Can somebody tell me anything please?

>>18569838
So basically you're a fucking pretentious manipulative frail piece of shit?

>>18571138
isn't everyone, to a degree? that's a vague question.

Pisces Sun, Pisces Moon, Capricorn Rising! My life number is also 1. Rate me

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a chart that isn't mine

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>Sun: Pisces
>Rising: Sagittarius
>Moon: Sagittarius

Read on chart, please? I really want to know if I'll ever have enough money to buy a house and raise a family with at least 3 children.

>>18569838
Why do you make it sound like being overly petty and manipulative is a good thing? You're full of shit.

Scorpio Sun, Scorpio Mars, Scorpio Mercury, Scorpio Pluto.

What does this say?

>>18571616
your pluto does not mean anything really. its a generational things and changes over years. everyone born in your year is the same pluto sign.

>>18571625
What about the other planets, astrology expert?

>>18571625
>implying the housa pluto sits in is irrelevant

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>>18566778
Is this why I've always been shy?

>>18569838
yea then u get ur ass spiritually handed to you by an Ophiuchus for eternity

>>18570865
why the hate? don't u like having ur reality melt before your eyes?

Sagittarius Sun
Virgo Moon
Libra Rising

>>18571616
u gonna get butt fked during the age of ophiuchus this aquarius shit is just a mask

>>18566778
Aquarius sun
Libra rising
Gemini moon

am I alright?

>>18569271
>Hiding year
Your pluto makes it obvious my man dude man

>>18572048
Yup. Congrats.

A tip for those who hate their sign. You can change your...Personality traits dictated by your chart with chaos magick and convincing your subconscious of the changes.

>>18572708
So why are fire sign always tryna jock this dick?

>>18571225
For girls, yes. Virgo guys are quite feminine.

>>18572790
So you're man. I'm a leo and have venus in cancer so I was considering your chart waifu material. Your moon in sagittarius makes your convivence with fire signs pleasant i would say

What do you think about my friend

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>>18572822
He's been acting weird lately idk if I should trust him

>>18572807
Well I do apologize for the confusion.
Cancer girls are fucking trouble, man. I promise.

posting cause i didnt see mine yet

>cancer sun
>virgo moon
>gemini rising

please stars let me be a good person

>>18572799

i'm a virgo guy, and i would say i'm more "somewhat feminine"

>>18572888
That's why Virgo guys are not traditionally masculine. I would say that the worst signs for guy are Pisces, Cancer and Virgo. Other signs are not ideally masculine but they have better traits.

>>18572830
>Cancer girls are fucking trouble, man. I promise.
can confirm

>>18572896
triggered

>>18572907
>triggered
by what? Women also have bad signs like Aquarius, Leo and Capricorn.

>>18572908
womeme leos are said to be one of 3 best waifu zodiac tho

>>18572911
>Leo girls are best
unless you're submissive person.

>>18572896

i'm ok with it, it works well for me and it's what men and women like about me

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Why do I have no friends?

>>18572956
>Gemini Sun, Virgo Moon
Maybe it's because you show no emotional warmth and empathy when it comes to friends? Sure you can debate on different topics but in the end of the day people need emotions.

>>18572980
Yeah that sounds about right actually. I feel like i'm outcasted from people a lot in general, though that is probably nothing to do with the chart

Today I found out I got my Mars in Libra, how fucked am I?

>>18571051
You're really a fucking dumbass

>>18567670
>>18567690
Libra sun libra rising masterrace

>>18567800
>I am a peacemaker but my emotions are rather composed. I think in a fruitful way but express my energy in a lively way. In love, I seek devotion. I take on the role of the aesthete

I sound very hipster and artsy

>>18573282
Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a guy then you assert yourself passively and diplomatically. Unironically you have a boner for living through that hollywood romance type of love. On the other hand you're willing to date a more attractive but vain girl. If you're a girl then you seek guy who has good social manners and carries himself as an extrovert and talkative person in general. You might be willing to overlook his flaws in favor of saving relationship as long as he genuinely believes that everything will work out between you two (he might manipulate you in this area).

>>18573282

could be worse, could be better

my mars sign is supposed to be really good (capricorn) but i don't think it fits so it doesn't matter really

Zodiac
Aquarius
Moon
Sagitarius
Ascendant
Aires

How fucked am i?

>>18573486
>How fucked am i?
Unless you're a girl, you're not fucked maybe a little short-tempered from time to time.

>>18573545
Im a dude, how nice for me

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Aquarius sun
Cancer Moon
Taurus ascendant
Male/23 (24 real soon)

I had a tarot reading from a good friend a while back (may/June 2016). I know this isn't the same, but any insight would be appreciated. I was told I was a fighter in the past, a recluse in the present, and a wanderer in the future. (Take this information for what it is...)
Since then, I'm not really sure what to make of it all. I feel as if I'm finally mustering some ounce of fortitude for myself but it doesn't feel like it's enough to accomplish my goals. I know I'm not doing something right but I don't know where to find energy to build strength from. Where should I turn? If I'm not reliable, then should I really put trust in my decision making?

>>18572846
Can someone fucking answer?!?!?!

>>18573894
Sweet outside but cold inside. It's like you become different person in relationships - more criticizing and less sexual.

>>18573545

women like that are fun, what are you talking about?

>>18573907
Butthurt hater

>>18573911
>women like that are fun
For you maybe. However they're not feminine.

>>18573913

i only care about them having a feminine aesthetic personally

>>18573934
>feminine aesthetic personally
neither aquarius or sagittarius has it.

>>18573913

either way i was saying it's subjective whether or not that combination is good for a woman

i'm not submissive, but i like when women are aggressive and dominant

i see it as a challenge and i enjoy the entire fight up to having them, it's what makes a woman fun

i need to be able to respect them too or else i get bored, and if they're too passive i can't

>>18573943

i've been engaged to a sagittarius (aquarius rising, aries moon, with mars and jupiter in the first house both in pisces) for a long time and she's physically feminine or rather she can be when she feels like it which is often

looks are genetic, and she's pretty

Sun in: 19°49' Taurus
Moon in: 9°38' Scorpio
AS in: 9°59' Scorpio
MC in: 17°02' Leo

Tell me stuff about me

>tfw no Pisces gf

>>18574062
Too much responsibility to be honest. You'd have to function as an anchor to her because otherwise she would become lost in herself.

>>18574058
anyone.

>>18573943
Which signs have aesthetically feminine personalities?

>>18574066
Pisces are okay if they have a good moon.

>>18574370

i said "personally" not "personality"

i meant a girl who is visually feminine and pretty with a personality like that is what i'm attracted to

i like the aesthetics of femininity, but i don't desire the sort of personality he thinks a woman should have

i like when men have the same type of personality, but i prefer when they're more masculine than me and a little older

i'm also a guy who's a sign he said is too feminine and think i'm just drawn to people who have personalities i feel balance mine out while also being complimentary which is why i value the same personality type in men and women but different aesthetics

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plz tell me mre about me

>>18574567
You have no emotions.

>>18574568
but i do, the reason i don't do what i want to do is i care about people that are close to me

>>18574574
What do you want to do, be a serial killer?

Aries Sun, Taurus Moon either Leo or Virgo Rising. It's hard to know. But I almost never get a reading on here. I would describe myself as a sensible person, I get energetic impulses. Although it feels as though I would have 2 fixed signs, or 2 earth signs, in my make-up. It seems they would make a person grounded.

>>18574066
Couldn't be as hard as anchoring an Aries.
t.Cancer

Sun: Taurus
Moon: Cancer
Rising: Capricorn

How fucked am I?

>>18575607
Not that fucked, they all kind of balance each other. You're well-rounded.

Sun - Aquarius
Moon - Capricorn
Mercury - Aquarius
Venus - Capricorn
Mars - Capricorn
Jupiter - Virgo
Saturn - Aquarius
Uranus - Capricorn
Neptune - Capricorn
Pluto - Scorpio

I've tried to ask about it a lot of times but people refrain from telling me about my placements. I've had a pretty had life so to say. Can someone give me a brief about the placements? Genuinely appreciated.