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So /x/ am I screwed?
tl:dr I just had a sex dream about baba vanga
The story:
>I'm wandering around some woods nearby a town
>I've been sent to do some exploring in old run down buildings
>There are a few people with me but I can't remember anything about them - they were all pretty nondescript
>First few buildings were empty and not that interesting
>Come across a small house deeper in the woods
>I go inside
>None of the others follow me in
>I'm in a medium sized room, its all wooden beamed and thatched, there is only one other door to the right which I assumed led to a bedroom
>I go to the left and look around a stove and small table next to it
>I hear the door open
>I turn around to see baba vanga
>She is very old and looks like she does in the pic
>This is her house and its not abandoned
>I call her nana vanga
>She holds out a small white container which is full of multicoloured sweets (pretty sure they were skittles)
>I take and eat one
>She moves over to me at the table and takes off two rings from her fingers
>One is an black/iron colour, the other a worn gold
>She starts chipping at the black ring with some kind of tool (can't remember what)
>I ask her why and what is she doing
>She tells me she has debts and must repay them using the pieces of ring she will break off
>I tell her this is silly and offer to loan her whatever money she needs
>If she can't pay me back she can always leave the rings to me in her will
>I call her mama vanga this time
>She looks at me and says thank-you
>I kiss her
>Suddenly she looks completely different, still her, but covered in make-up and 'beautiful' (i'll post another pic)
>I ask her if she has charmed me
>She says she has
>I say that I don't mind
>We make out
>I keep calling her both mama and nana vanga as we smooch
>Still in this run down wooden cottage by a table covered in woodchips and shit
>Getting really amorous now
>Shes takes off her black robe and is naked underneath
1/2
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>>18563984
2/2
>Only her face is 'beautified', the rest of her is covered in wrinkles and saggy tits like any 80 year old
>My hands are all over her
>Feeling her bum/tits and stuff
>We move into the bedroom
>Its just like the other room, dark dingy and a crappy wooden bed
>Mattress looks 30 years old, completely stained and gross
>She gets on the bed
>Gives me a 'come hither' look
>I strip off and jump on the bed
>We have sex doggy style and I nut in her pussy
>She was a right slut, loved it, made all the right noises
>I keep calling her both mama and nana vanga throughout
>I'm still hard
>We start going again
>This time she finished me off with a blowjob
>I nut on her make-up covered face
>She smiles and puts her robe back on
>She loses her 'beautiful' face and goes back to the classic baba look
>Still covered in my cum
>She gives me the iron ring
My memory of the dream (nightmare?) gets pretty hazy now.
I'm pretty sure I left the cabin and the others were no longer there, I headed back to the town but thats about it.
I woke up and felt used
>I kinda enjoyed it
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>>18563984
>>18563991
holy fucking shit bro. holy fucking shit. i swear i had a dream about young vanga too yesterday. holy shit. we were sitting at the table in a dark wooden shack with candle light only and we did a handshake and she did not let go and took a coin from her pocket made it twist and go in circles (like the thing in the ending of inception) and said that head of coin was my side and bottom of the coin her side. so we had kind of mind battle while holding hands and who ever had the stronger mind his side of coin would land. before it landed i woke up.
weird man.
very weird coincidence
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>>18563984
i was thinking maybe some anons also haxd similar dreams in this time period. it could be collective unconciouss, would be nice to interpret what it could mean
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can feel the creeps
vanga was not wrong
Obama was indeed the last president of what we knew as the old United States of America
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>>18563984
>>18563991
>>18564033
Obviously this is a case of anons remembering their old Slav lives. Maybe you're trying to tell your current you something important, or maybe the Slav you is a dick and he wants you to go through what he went through just for kicks.
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>>18564187
And Europe is gone!
Not a metaphor or some shit
It is literally gone!
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True. Trump is not POTUS. Trump is god emperor of mankind.
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>>18564311
I witness myself.
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>>18564311
Witnessed
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>>18564311
He can kiss my ass
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I think you niggas are getting pretty desperate. Get a hooker before you let this shit happen to you. Hit up a succubus thread. Anything but this. Get yourself some demon poon if you can before old lady wet dreams.
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>>18563984
Tomorrow you will dream that you are forcefully bummed by alois irlmaier
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>>18564311
The god emperor thing is so cringy
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>>18566071
>anime tits
kek nigga go to school
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>>18567920
I like it a lot.
It goes with his personality and his fanbase interests perfectly.
Being the second emperor of the United States fits him well.
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>>18567934
who was the first?
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I thought my dreams were messed up.
>setting up a campsite deep in a national park
>turn and yell at a guy coming up to my tent
>SHIT! it's sasquatch
>it startles, tangles in the ropes
>I'm tangled in the ropes
>I'm dragged for untold miles by a panicked sasquatch
At least I didn't have sex with it.
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>>18569247
Norton was the first and only Emperor of the United States.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
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>>18567928
Faggot detected. Where the fuck do you think you are?
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>>18563984
JESUS F****** CHRIST OP
This is the most pants shitingly scary story I have ever heard
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bumping for interest
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>>18569405
>posts jojo
And I'm the faggot? Lmao your a clown
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>>18569558
*you're
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>>18569277
so you are sesquatch? i don't understand your dream
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