Greentext thread? Greentext thread. Dumping my shit

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>>18560383
This shit is fucked. I don't believe a lot of the shit that pops up in these threads but this one I believe whole heartedly.

>>18560542
Good job trying to get people to read all that

>>18560666
Creepy also checked

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Its late here and I get spooked easy so Ill just post some shit and hope the thread stays alive till tomorrow

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>>18561170
Well fuck, I hope does actually enlarge or know I look like a twat

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>>18560542
Yeah same here. This is my favorite one, and I'm glad I found it in my phone.
>>18560912
It's worth the read, trust me

>>18560542
Does anybody have a link to the archived threads? My phone won't load the pictures up without making the words unreadable.

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>>18560383
My interpretation based off other drawings in the thread/op's story. This thing sounds so creepy, wish there was more to read!

>>18561316
Try turning your phone sideways, it helps the pics be a little more readable.

>>18561325
So do I!
>>18561316
And hold the picture when it opens and click "open in new tab" then it should be readable

>>18561170
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>>18561142
All of these are thumbnails, care to repost full sized images. If you have anything else I am enjoying reading these.

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>>18562143
only because i love you

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>>18562143
fuck! my bad
as a compensation

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>>18562391

I was just reading a greentext story on /x/ and I accidentally closed it. Been looking for it again, can't find it and I'm super frustrated. It's about a desert party, a farmhouse, etc. please help it was a great read.

>>18562506
nevermind, I found it and the ending was shit

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Wrong thread for this probably, but could i please have the image thats basically mine but with conspiracy theories.

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>>18563446
Damn, gives me nostalgia, thinking about morrowind

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>>18562143
Dont have the others ones only >>18561165 as a full image

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>>18563621

>be born demonized
>life is hell
>life is sabotaged by demons
>everybody hates me
>36 years like this already
>one day God reveals Himself to me an guarantees me heaven, a "big guy" there, plus I'm not obligued to anything.
>mention the heaven part on /x/
>entitled!
projection much?
maybe you expected me to go from hell to hell?

>>18561184
Did that anon ever start a thread again?

>>18563446

Text adventure is fucking fun as fuck.

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>>18562371
>only posting the first part
Clearly you don't love anon enough, here's part 2

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>>18563722
part 3/final

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>>18563686
Dont think so unfortunately
>>18563621
Have the classic

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>>18563780

help me.

If anyone here right now?

I think, I just had a sexual intercourse with a ghost, My tongue will move on it's own while I could feel my dick grinding onto something, It doesn't feel great at all being force to do this, It just started an hour ago, please help me. I'm absolutely dead serious, although I can't prove it, but shit is getting out of hand, It would forcefully open my mouth wide and stick out my tongue will my tongue will move on it's on as if it's liking something. Please help, Jesus Christ.

I posted here a while ago, saying that I woke up screaming, and got biten by something, some anon said I was just having a sleep paralysis and I agreed with hoping that was the case, but now I could totally feel it on my entire body, moving my jaws and caressing my back, it feels weird, at first I liked it, but now it's fuck up, I feel fucking dirty.

lately starting about a week, ago I started feeling being watched and being felt up, specially around my dick, now this is very aggressive, my mouth is being forcefully even now as I type this, even if I close my mouth my tongue is moving on it's own, and just counter this by not moving the tip of my tongue, but I could feel the side of my tongue, oh my just, it's on my dick again. fucking hell, help me jesus christ, I'm absolutely serious, this is no were a joke, I would go as far as to put out a timestamp if needed.

It's 4 am in the morning now, and it's still trying to open my mouth, I could feel at the top of my head, it's a cold feeling like a sudden chill, it's fucking creepy. fucking hell, I'm seeing things at the corner of vision, holy fucking hell, holy fucking shit.

Help me /x/, I don't want to get branded as crazy and sent into a hospital, but this is getting ridiculous, I told it to fuck off, but it responded by strongly fucking moving my jaws as if a person responding to shake it's head, jesus christ help me. fucking fuck.

it's on my dick.

>>18563786
demon

btw, the people of the devil run the church and changed the doctrines, jeebus is of no help

>>18563797
are you for real? then what do I do? Theirs something like a witch doctor nearby, do you think those guys could help?

>>18563803
no, that would be worse
call upon God, dont use biblical names.
were you a fedora?

>>18563786
not got long to go till sunrise anon, just have to grin and bear it

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>>18563786

Hey anons. Not the same thing happening but got spooky shit going on. Been waiting for a thread to post in as I don't want to start one. My husvand has been followed by something since he was a toddler, we're now in our early 30s. It comes and goes as it pleases. It has caused a lot of strife throughout the years. Mainly night terrors for my husband, he screams and it chills you to the core. I have to physically lift him and shake him awake while he screams out help or wake me up. We've been going through life with the realisation that this is the norm for us now, but it has recently started fucking with my kids. I'm talking nightmares, furniture moving and my son hearing voices. Their is a heavy "yucky" feeling in my house and I know it's here. We've tried a catholic priest but the spirit use to throw the blessed cross and picture of Mary and Jesus off the wall, we've tried a medium and it just upped it's anti so that I started seeing things and we have tried a kaumatua (Maori priest). Nothing has worked, I don't know how to get rid of it and it is stronger now than it has been the last 10+ years. Also moving house does not work, it finds us every time. Any advice?

>>18563935
Please help, I am genuinely scared and don't know what to do. It is not a good spirit. Whenever we try bless the house we hear it outside. It's like a dog howl and growling but it doesn't sound normal there is something unearthly to it

>>18563946
>>18563935
https://youtu.be/FW_i4xliEuQ
Try this just for the lulz (not sure if it works)

>>18563446
>only really play at 'gamer' level
>one game I'm in the middle of playing is at 'jaded outcast' level

what does this mean guys?

>>18563961
Yea, Nah. Not my cuppa tea

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OP here, Thanks for letting the thread stay
SUPPORT

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Dumping more

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>>18564064
More

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>>18564070
Yeah?

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>>18564074
More?

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>>18564100
Dubs means more, Last one

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>>18563783
If any one has more cryptid posts like this and the other (that arent skinwalker ) that waould be great

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>>18564114
Fun fact about this one. One day I was bored as decided to find this place on Google maps. After about an hour I found this. (Pic related), the plus code is 85G6GJ68+5P.

This place HAS to be it. It has too many similarities not to be. I checked topography, and that checked out almost down to the meter, as well as road length and shape.
I really would love to get a group of /x/philes and /k/ommandos to go hunt these things but sadly I'm at university and don't have a gun yet :/

>>18561125
Amazing story.

>>18560349
>Scarred because of something lurking outside
>do what every logical person would do in a situation like this: take drugs
>don't understand why nobody will listen to me when I'm high as ballz

>>18562391
ah fuck off, i got to school in Maine man. its all fun and games till it happens where you are

>>18563446
>Level 0 Flash
Some of flash games qualify for level x at least.

>>18563803
Are you still alive?

>>18563446
dont know why tf2 is level 1, that shits level 0 as fuck, same with terraria and gta. also no metroid on this list

>>18564724
not all drugs induce hallucinations, retard

>>18564897
dont bother man, the whole list is fucked, like how all platformers are level 0, id say things like super meat boy are level 1, maybe level 2

>>18563666
Which god?
JHWH? or have you actually spoken to father?

I'll tell you guys the weirdest shit that's ever happened to me.

>be 17
>hit the gym, which is actually the recreational center
>inside this huge park
>make gains till about 9pm
>instead of taking the roads I cut through the trees
>dark as shit
>come across this playground, street lamps from afar light just enough to see the bars and whatnot but not enough for me to see anything else
>decide to continue working out
>start doing push ups and pull ups
>blasted dying fetus on my phone to keep any late night lovers away
>see some guy on a bike with a scared shitless face bike outta the woods as fast as possible
>wtf
>hear crying
>wtf
>look to my right
>outline of a woman
>she's sobbing
>turn flashlight on and I see a pale young woman with raggedy clothes, fucked up hair
>can't see her eyes
>they're pitch black
>look to my right
>about three feet away from me is this older guy in a brown trench coat and a sombrero-like hat, grilling the shit out of me
>it was the middle of summer
>in fucking NYC

I legit said "NOPE" and walked the fuck out of there.
Either it was some old Mexican summon a ghost, or I witnessed a rape.
Most likely the latter. Still felt scared for my life when that guy appeared out of literally NOWHERE.

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>>18560349
This is the only creepypasta that pisses me off. Why the fuck would you take drugs in the middle of nope scenario? Also it seems like the author has left some details out like the unmarked vehicle pulling up and aftermath

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>>18560349
>something 2spooky I see is threatening to get in my house and rip me up
>better take drugs

>>18564973
Doesn't matter
drugs + weird shit + calling police = no credibility

It's basic logic, faggot

>>18561125
thank you based grandpa, spirit fighter and lover of fine doggos

>>18565408
Spoopy

>>18564256
I'll go with you bro, like if you're serious I don't give a fuck I'll do it

>>18563883
I shouldn't be this hard...

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>>18560349
>Dumping my shit
>not "taking a dump"

>>18561125
This is like the Korean innawoods version of Five Nights at Freddy's.

Damn good read.

>>18565408
Hey anon, I'd be interested to hear and to talk to you about all this, if you'd like to share, either here or if you'd like to on Skype, just let me know

>>18564256
Damn dude. Ive never been able to find it since a group of /k/ommandos made a group to try and meet up there 2 years ago. Chat dissolved into a chill group but the original trip fell through. Looks accurate. Never seen that part of road before but my only discrepancy would be that the road takes you to the opposite side that he came in. I wanna go.

>>18562378
Godamn. One of my favorites.

>>18562383
Good ol Winchesters

>>18562383
FuuuUck That was good...

>>18564019
get out of here, stalker

>>18565629
>>18566182
I would totally be down to go. It'd have to be either during my spring break or after I graduate in May. Only problem is that I don't have a gun or my FOID yet

>>18566666
HOLY SHIT CHECK EM
I've never got quints before

>>18566670
>>18566666
Satan quints nonetheless

>>18564256
Thats cool as fuck, If I wasnt a europoor I'd love to check it out for the craic
Only thing is that there isnt really any structures there, like I imagine the house/shack would stand out

>>18563666
You even got satan trips lol

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>>18566765
Guy who posted the map pic here.
I was thinking that too, I'm assuming it's under the trees, or maybe a bit further down the road than OP said. I'm sure the exact arial view of the place was the last thing on his mind while he was there. I still am confident this is the spot. There's a website that says there's a mine there, and elevation and road dimensions all match OPs description. Im from Chicago but I would love to drive out there and check it out

>>18566880
Just take a big fucking gun with you and dont go alone

>>18566973
That's why I'm trying to get a group. And I would bring a big fucking gun, but the issue is not using it there (nobody would give a shit) but rather driving from Chicago to NV with it on my person

>>18566838
This shit is hilarious. Does anyone have any follow up from this guy or if he still browses /x/? I got a couple questions.

>be fedora most life
>see shit one day
>start believing
>social circle outs me before I tell them
>family takes me to shrink
>she says to accept the devil or "I'll be sick"
>routinely sent there, they do stupid things before me and claim bullshit symptoms
>take something to record them one day
>get caught
>they want to have me incapacitated legally that instant
Never trust people

>>18566842
This is a lie, when Green Berets train they train against other Green Berets. Not some retard who plays airsoft at a paintball course.

>>18567183
breaking news: post on supernatural forum fake
>>18567058
I only saved it the other day so I have no idea

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>>18561207

>>18566991
And so, another shitposting totally legit vampire is born

>>18566654
I'll be honest, I'm a little spooked

>>18560666
That was a nice read, Satan

been lurking. good thread. I'm spooked enough.

I'll start reading through these now, but does anyone have the pasta about the kids in the cornfield? They're around a fire and a dog chained to a heart walks onto the fire - it was really well written and I didn't save the damn thing. Read it on here a few days ago.

>>18569095
check in archive, prob would still be there

then post it here when you find it

>>18563617
>>18569103
Got it. Thank you.

>>18563666
>a "big guy"
For you.

>>18569150
>doesn't redirect story

REEEEEEEEEEE

There were two creatures that stuck out to me that I've encountered. One is a repeat encounter and has not been malevolent in any way, so I'll skip that one. Other one nearly made me get into a car accident. I've posted this before, years ago, but in a different form, maybe it's archived somewhere.

>working Blockbuster, close the store (fuck you, the company was actually really good to its employees)
>start on 45 minute drive to the fucking sticks
>20 minutes in, pass by farm
>muslim owners, they don't do shit to gate their goats
>have to watch my shit on this turn or murder some goats
>no goat vs. bumper at post 11pm hilarity, yay
>keep going along, heading up hill
>fucking dead deer in the road, looks like a really huge fucking dog eating it
>it's on the yellow line, I've got like 2 seconds to swerve and dodge it while already on a long turn
>fuckin' coyote's
>it looks at me, eyes shine like deer in headlights
>see it stand up in rear view mirror
>bipedal, easily twice the height of my car while slouched
>arms and legs as thin as regular canine limbs at that height
>Slam on breaks to check what the fuck
>skin is lumpy and transparent. white fleshy lumps surrounded by infected looking red
>Looks past hanging hair, hair reminds me of hanging moss but it's brown and shit
>walks with arm-swinging gait, can only see torso reflected from really shitty porch light from house nearby
>looks at me again in the rear view mirror, has no lips, yellow human teeth
>Nope.imageextension
>Never go below 40 heading back home on 25 MPH roads, nearly go offroad minimum 4 times
>last glimpse was of it walking down the hill beside the road

Called in sick following day, because I didn't sleep. Fuck buddy passed it off as "I think I know what you saw. Techinical terms: a zombie."

Found out the farm was missing goats too.

I don't know what the fuck that was, but it's the only other real /x/ thing I've seen.

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God bless this mess! Our thread has been gifted with the finest trips & dubs

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>>18569427
Dumping my way page 1
Dumping fast
Threads pass

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>>18569431
Dump
I think this is a classic

>>18569437
Everybody loves this one, And I love the (you)s I am giving myself

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>>18569439
FUCK, Forgot pic

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>>18569442

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>>18569444
I'll come back later, Also thanks for the dubs. Kek!

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>>18569459
>Dubs
Trips* Fucking damn it
Here's a greentext to make up for It

>>18561184
Damn I wonder if this ever continued. If not he deded.

Anyone have the one of the guy staying at a ranch alone for a few months and made a skinwalker his bitch?

>>18569505
I'll find It for you
More info please

>>18564256
If youre really serious about going my kik is halfpastseven I dont live remotely close but ill vacation to find cryptids

>>18563786
I can't tell if this sounds awesome or not and im scared

>>18569463
Don't forget the quints

>>18569549

Not that guy, but I know the story. He is staying at the "dude ranch" someone owns to look after it (winter?).

He starts to see shit in the woods, sees Wendingo, gets into back and forth, ends up hiding next to deer carcass under snow waiting for spoops. Wendingo shows up and he bitches that mofucka by scaring it off and taking the carcass and using it to set a border for the property.

Ends with dude saying he sees Wendingo walking round the property but not entering.

Lots of details skipped, but that's the gist.

>>18564064
Jesus, I wanted to be spooked not feel.

>>18560352
now that's a nice pasta, some neat details, not overdone, believable shit

>>18560375 >>18560376 >>18560378 >>18560383
oh do fuck off with that tired as fuck skinwalker shit already

>>18569356
WHY WOULD YOU STOP????

>>18564256
salt lake city here, I am poorfag and have no car or gun, but would be happy to accompany a merry band of companions

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OP here, Ready to dump some bombs

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>>18570815
You'll love this one

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>>18570825
God, This one THIS ONE

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>>18570835
I SHART MYSELF, FUCKING TRIPFAGS WITH THEIR FANCY ASS STORIES
Just.... Use candles

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>>18570835
I don't know but these stories are too good

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>>18570862
Feels

FUCKING CHAPTA

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>>18570892
FUCKING CHAPTA

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>>18570894
Please tell me that skinwalkers are just in nations with native americans

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>>18570911

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>>18570917
That's It.... My collection file has run dry.

>>18570790
Chicagofag (guy who posted the map) here.
I'm at uni in Iowa til may, and I need to get my FOID and learn to use a gun before this can happen. As of now I have a car, but it might crap out before may.

>>18561207
complete shit someone who just played stalker pulled out of their ass

>>18566979
>>18566666
>>18566182
>>18571040
We'll if you guys are serious why the fuck not? I don't have a gun, nor a liscense, I could work to getting one I've always wanted to, I have a couple friends that might be interested; I'm a Wiscofag myself but have family in Iowa (council bluffs) and Chicago. Decent car, the trip would be about a day or two from here, I actually made a similar trip 2 summers ago. This was my original>>>18565629

>>18571232
Also the buddy of mine has an AR and a couple handguns

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>>18569505
Here you go buddy

>>18571232
Map guy here, that sounds great! We can make a kik group or something

>>18560542
Same, I started lurking way back then. X seemed better and nowhere near as much roleplaying, /pol/ or nonparanormal things on the board

>>18564256
In California and if I had money and a gun I'd be down to go

>>18569442
Good shit.

>>18564256
Oregon bro with guns here. Would be down to go. Could probably get someone else to come too.

>>18567438
Don't be... I was about to reply

Let me guess, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

It was an easy guess

>>18569427
>be me
>be beta and borderline autistic
>walking down hallway at shopping centre
>checking out qt3.14 walking towards me
>she fucking smiles at me
>try not to cum my pants
>put on my best mating smile
>play it cool and walk past her
>look back and catch her eye
>smile again
>she begins to walk away faster
>go home
>go on x and see her post about it as if I'm some fucking skinawalker
>mfw

>>18563666
existence is rough,but I believe in you

>>18571282
Cheers mate

>>18571365
Europoor again, If ye do start a kik lemme know. I'd like to see how it plays out

>>18564074
That guy still posts here sometimes. He returned home and he's alright.

>>18573659
I saw his posts in a thread a few days ago (archived)

>>18573070
A ficking leag

>>18571823
>>18571365
We doin this? If so I don't have kik but could get it. Otherwise just gimme a email [email protected]

>>18574313
>>18573128
>>18572408
>>18571823
Chicagofag here, we're doing a bit more research into the topic, and once that is done (probably monday, but maybe sooner), a kik group will be formed. Or I might just do it tonight and post it here. Not sure yet

>>18563883
Reminds me of a tripfag we had here a few years ago, Charlie I think it was. Was a very similar story. I wonder what happened to that guy.

>>18574434
California hasguns here, moderately interested. Would have to be during spring break or summer though.

>>18569356
>>18570754
Curiosity. If i saw something that would shatter my world view I would check it out, wouldn't you?

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>>18560349
What kind of person takes ecstasy while a monster is attacking the house, then calls the police to come investigate the monster?

>>18574434
Sounds good

>>18576745
There are so many better drugs. Also overlooking ecstacy in exchange for not talking about monster is dumb af.

>>18572658
I figured, but it was like 1am when I read that, spooked me.

>>18561125
good read

>>18561125
Good read
That grandpa was based as fuck

Any more stories from bong land?

>>18571040
Salt Lake fag again, I showed this story to my gf, and she really wants to go check it out since she loves visiting abandoned shit, plus she has a car, no gun though. Those things aren't really out there right? I mean, you would think someone else would have run into them by now. It's just an old abandoned mine?

>>18561184
I wonder what happened to that anon's grandpa

B U M P
U
M
P

>>18563783
>>18564114
>>18570917
The creatures described in these all sound pretty similar to me.

so /x/ if skinwalkers take over the host then go to the hosts house and fit in with their family . take over their lives etc. Then wouldn't it have super intelligence , I mean these things would have to pick up maths (basic-calculus) and learn to read and write. I mean this is the thing that makes all stories of them going to live the lives of the people they have killed sound far fetched.

I mean if an anon was an aerospace engineer for example and he was killed by one you are telling me that one of them could just pick something up that it takes Humans years to study for? There just seems to be to many holes in those stories.

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>>18577791
>>18576769
>>18576019
>>18574313
>>18572408
>>18571823
Chicagofag here, here's a kik code for a group if anyone is interested in going to ruby valley to check this out DURING SUMMER BREAK. I have class in a few, so I will try to bring everyone up to speed around 5:15-5:30 Central

>>18580170
Maybe they only replace retards and small children?

>>18580290
I just dont think it could work past the point of them acting like them to lure a victim into a dangerous situation.

>>18561125
Thats like the korean version of my slav grandpa. Except my grandma was like that too. They were pretty fucking based. I might try and remember some of the stuff I witnessed growing up.

>>18561207
place is nowhere near as bad as this lying cuck says. Most mutated thing I saw when me and my friends went was a fucking deer with an extra face. Ukraine also isnt a shithole. this story is fucking fake.

>>18563946
Try to find an object that your husband has had since that time. My exgf had a husband that had the same thing happen to him. They finally got it figured out to this antique dresser he's always had. When she tried to get him to get rid of it, he refused to do it... even though it was attacking his family and he knew it. She eventually left him, because she couldn't take it anymore.

I hope that helps. If you do find the object, burn it someplace away from your house. Do not throw it away for someone else to find. Objects like that are like the ring in LOTR. They will be found unless destroyed.

>>18579623
The 1st two maybe, the last one seems to be on another level.

To be honest, I really like the idea of giant prehistoric sloths wandering about in the mountains

>>18561125
Based grandpa, best wingman since korean war

>>18580311
You should

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Gonna dump a few

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>>18580311
DO IT

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Has this been posted in this thread? I don't think so. It's a classic

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Sorry if I post duplicated by the way, I try not to but it's hard to keep track of what's been posted

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This one is fucking good and definitely worth the read.

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Here's a classic

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Another classic. I'll take a break now and come back and bump with more later.

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>>18580982
>didn't even have time to eat fries

>>18580285
UK fag here;

You guys best do this and document it (go pro, appropriately condensed text, the works) regardless of whether or not you find shit.

also dont die doing some stupid meme shit.

Does anyone have that thread that was archive that was claimed of this german kid taken in by a korean family because his parents couldnt and him and the grandfather had a strong bond and the whole time super natural creatures were a big part of his life and married the grand daughter? im not sure if they were korean but i couldnt put my finger on it i know it delt with one instance of a fox demon trying to lure him into this spooky area and the grand father told him it was trying to eat his liver.

>>18581606
nvm >>18581606
>>18561125

>>18561125
Do you have the whole original thread? I remember the night i was on it as he was typing it and it blew my fucking mind

>>18570852
This reminds me of a movie I saw a few years back its like total darkness and its in the city, in an apartment building in the basement people find these..Kabuto looking creaturs pitch black that seemed to burrow up from underground, then they burrow higher in the building. then theuy end up dead and stuff I dont want to spoil much but the creatures that appear after the kabuto things look like xenomorphs but come with the ability to disrupt energy and turn off lights

>>18561207
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read lmao

>>18562378
Why are the monsters in all greentexts regardless of location or story the same fucking description, pale, skinny, smells like rancid ass. Big black eyes! Ooooo spoooopy

>>18565408
This story got to relatable for my taste...no the monster but everything else

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>>18562378
I did a rough sketch of the thing that was in this.
I dunno if it turned out creepy enough lmfao...

>>18576745
I once was stalked by a skinwalker. I took bath salts and ate the fucker.

>>18561125
>they leave human-like shits in our yard
These guys are alright.

>>18580982
This is actually a true story, somebody posted the news paper clipping once.

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>>18561325
Thing kinda looks like a bodak from D&D

>Be me
>reading X posts on phone
>Laying on my back getting sleepy
>wake up after the phone body slams onto my nose
>realized i accidentally reported thread
>keep doing this every night like a fucking idiot
>not ever sure how many potential threads i accidentally report
>now typing this from computer because im a good boy tonight
>wife still doesnt want to fuck me after 3 years

>>18569356
>farms
>coyotes
>'thing' that I saw sounds similar
Fuck bruv where do you live?

>>18560383
>best green in ages
>just ends
dammit

Good morning folks. I enjoy coming to green text threads and sharing the spooky shit I experienced at my last job, a hospital, and my current job a court house and I'm thinking of telling stories of my basic training days though only two note worth experiences there.the weirdest court story is one of shotgun Joe. Want me to share? I normally tell the story of shotgun Joe and add one new one that I never shared in previous threads.

>>18582894
I know of a shotgun steve.

>>18582925
The shotgun family are large in number with a rich heritage. Shotgun Joe was a good man taken to soon by the mysteries of the legal system which unfortunately lead him to his untimely demise I'm a room long abandoned by the court.

>>18560666
Nice story there satan

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>>18563446
Here you go

>>18563666 (Satan checkd)
>a "big guy"
For you

>>18563786
Jeebus Christ won't help you anon, sorry
Also
>tfw you will never have a QT anorexic ghost ride your dick

>>18562391
>>18562393
Maine taxi driver is GOTY

>>18583115
What is the mullens thing about exactly?

>>18580942
I swear to god If I fucking get cursed with the god damned creatures for reading this, I am going to beat your shit up

>>18561325
You forgot the part where he talks about the arms just ending up as 4 blades.

>>18581902
>These things actually exist and arr rook same
>Anons lack imagination and everyone's just ripping eachother off
Pick one.

B U M P

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Mom's dump-etti

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>>18583831
I am ready to dump bombs

>>18581631
Sorry mate, only saved this week

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>>18583838
Dump the trump

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>>18583844
I am trying to dump so this thread could get a bump.

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>>18583848
Anybody else likes Madagascar?

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>>18583854
>TFW Your collection folder has run dry and you're scavenging from other places

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>>18583856
It will soon reach 300, Most succesful thread I made on /x/

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>>18560375
>>18560376
>>18560378
>>18561325
>>18560383
Anon,

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>>18583868
Bigly

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>>18583879
The fuck

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>>18583891
DRUMPF

>>18583891
I know right. It spooped the fuck out of me that snapchat would even do some filter like that literally right after i read that fucking story

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>>18583892
Fokin' ell. I am the most active dumper. I remember these threads having more activity

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>>18583895
Bankrupt of greentexts. SHART

>>18564973
But that one does doubleretard

>>18563786
hold a bible
>enter a church
>smite it in the name of God
>eat salt

or shoot ur mouth

So /x/ cam we get a list going of the things you would need to do in even you encounter a skin walker or creators of similar natures.

I mean if one of these things is on your property then you need to claim your territory dont you.

>>18584055
>list going of the things you would need to do in even you encounter a skin walker or creators of similar natures.

>shit self
>die

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>>18566842
Just gonna dump the rest of my folder. I apologise in advance if I repost and for any shite ones mixedin

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>>18584325

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>>18584325
Think this thread is going stil but oh well,

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>>18584351
This thread thought me I've a habit of saving thumbnails.
Heres a classic too

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>>18584356

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>>18584363
1/3

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>>18584367
2/3

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>>18584370
3/3
Thats my folder empty, back to lurking

>>18580903
Alright. Just a foreword, grandpa was diagnosed (likely falsely, czech towns would flip out if something like this was confirmed) as a schizophrenic, and after seeing the shit he did, Im certain his diagnosis was bullshit. He would wake us kids up sometimes spraying his AK into the woods screaming about wisps or vodniks. For the first few visits with him I didnt believe a damn thing.

>>18584453
In 2003, my beliefs were shaken.
>I was 14.
>We had just moved in with grandpa for a few months until we had our new house in england all sorted out.
>Grandpa would sit out on the porch most days, drinking some vodka, reminiscing about the good ol' days.
>He was ex-KGB, and EXTREMELY traditional.
>We werent allowed to play in the woods, because there was a graveyard out there and he claimed to have seen a potercha out there.
>A potercha is the risen corpse of a child that wasnt baptized.
>When we were allowed to play out there, Grandad was always out there with some kind of gun.
>Gave each of us kids a holy iron amulet.
>I think it may have kept me alive a few times.
>But this was no near death experience.
>Being a rebellious 14 year old, I went in the woods a lot. Sometimes at night.
>I would sneak out the window and walk off to do some exploring.
>This lasted about two weeks.
>About 500 yards in, can still see the house a little.
>No issues.
>kicking rocks, tearing up plants, the usual.
>Hear heavy breathing.
>Look up from my plant.
>Large figure covered in plants walks about 40 yards away from me, and turns.
>Grunts in a way that sounds like a chuckle and leaves.
>Run screaming back to the house.
>grandpa gives me a quick smack in the back of the head.
>"Dammit boy, your lucky that the chuhaister wasnt hungry.
A damn forest giant. More if you want. nowhere near as crazy as koreanon, but I have quite a bit.

Anymore stories involving the military?

>>18584489
We're waiting

>>18581855
>>18580363
>>18571085
>>18567329
t. hohol

>>18562391
Is the brothel story missing a post or am I just autistic?

>>18562393
Huge stephen king fan, never heard of the rape murder thing... it is rumored that he owns two houses there and doesn't live in the tourist stop. Anybody find any sources that back up the story? I couldn't.

>>18583520
This is not sufficiently spoopy for me.

>>18580978
What the fuck did I just read

>>18580970
This just did me a sad when I was looking for a frighten.

>>18564256

Yo, I'm down. I don't have any guns, myself. But, I could probably save up for one and buy it off of a hick. Can't buy any in stores due to the fact I've been in therapy rip.

>>18585599
I think it's one of the scariest in the thread, honestly.

>>18561207
Already called bullshit when he "just got" into Chernobyl. That shit is blocked off and you are not bringing guns or going where you please. There's going to be a guide up your ass 24/7

>>18564114

Looks like a Gorp to me.

>>18584489
Post more

>>18586643
Probably something similier

>>18560349
> be 20, never experienced anything paranormal
> taking the bus at 7am
> 12-14 year old girl comes in and sits down two rows in front of me
> turns her head
> seeing a grey face of a 100 year old woman
> eyes black like holes, no reflection at all
> I'm looking away
> take a glimpse at her again
> looks normal
> thinking that it was a hallucination
> we're both leaving the bus at the same stop
> she touches my hand
> her hand's ice cold
> we're looking at each other
> thinking: you aren't human
> she says: no, I'm not
> smiles and walks away
> scared as hell, getting to work asap
what was she, it?

>>18584489
I need this.

>Moar.

>>18580978
I... I....I...

I've had enough of the internet for today.

>>18561125
That's some good green t

>298 Posts
Soon, Bump limit will be hit. Rest in peace, Thread
I think I'll just prepare for a new one

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I guess it's kinda paranormal

>be 16 edgy teen
>have this one fucked-up friend, who by the way killed himself like a year go
>we smoke RCs and shit like that together
>one day he tells me he got some dope stuff
>don't even ask for the details as the only thing I cared about was to be high
>go into an abandoned house in the middle of a forest (yeah what could possibly go wrong)
>sit in the middle of what I suppose was a living room
>he grabs a cup, two or three packets with a medicine that is being used to cure some vaginal diseases
>doesn't even extract the salt out of it, just mixes it with some hot water in a cup
>I chug three whole cups
>my friend throws up and doesn't want to have some more, so I drink another cup of his
>nothing happens for an hour while we talk, it's getting dark
>out of sudden I notice someone looking directly at me from the window
>look around, every fucking window has a black shadow looking at me
>I freak the fuck out
>look at the ceiling
>fucking worms are getting through the ceiling and walls surrounding it
>I somehow stopped caring about it
>go out into the woods
>start talking to a tree, didn't exactly remember what we had a conversation about
>I notice somebody just standing like a 100 meters from me, tell my friend about it
>he goes there to investigate while I'm still holding a nice conversation with my new buddy
>comes back and as I am looking at the person he tells me that there is nobody over there
>we go to his car
>pass out
>woke up in my bed scared shitless
>had this shadowy-thing following my eyesight
>at this point im shitting my bed to the point I've thought about killing myself to relieve the fear
>pass out again

turned out motherfucker gave me benzydamine, worst fucking trip of my life
pic somewhat related, resembles the house we went to

>>18571282
I fucking love that story

>>18580970
I went looking for forest and building near mirandela and found this :

41.516607, -7.090335

>>18563446
I resent this

TIS-100 is a fun game.

>>18587245
Taking random RCs offered by your weirdest friend is always a good idea. You don't even comprehend scared until you've seen the shadow of a T-Rex circling the building. And your friends laughing at you because you're having a panic attack trying to convince them to be vewwy, vewwy quiet, which made me freak out even more, which made them laugh even more, which made the shadow come closer, which made me panic more and so forth until someone pulled open the curtain and I was blessed with the sweet relief of sunlight blinding me

>>18587292
Huh, interesting...

>>18563935
>>18563946
Ask it (nicely) to leave.

If that doesn't work, ask it what it wants.

If it responds, either A. give it what it wants or B. (if you can't or won't give it what it wants) try the following:

Scrub the house down with holy water

Pray

And as always it might be very good to get your husband a psychiatrist, there's always a possibility it's not a spirit but rather a delusion caused by stress or trauma.

>>18586960
Sorry guys, got university. Heres some.
>Chilling on the porch with grandpa.
>He is, as per the usual, being very vigilant.
>He starts chuckling.
>Im 15 now, and confused as fuck.
>Ask him what he is laughing at.
>"Look over there."
>A blueish man is at the edge of the forest doing a dance
>"Grandpa, what the hell is that?"
>"A comedian died on the property about 50 years ago. Sometimes he likes to come by and put on a show."
>sit there silently for another 20 minutes while it dances around, before fading away.
Ghosts are very prominent in Czech folklore.

I think I'll share some stories too, but most of it are just infos I know about certain creatures because I rarely encounter them.

Local shaman and Aunt concluded that my soul's high or something, that means they don't play pranks (like tripping me in our stairs, don't make my penis swell when I piss everywhere or give my finger boils when I point at their property) and would likely avoid me.

Most of the stories are from my aunts, friends and uncles, since most of what I experienced are not that spooky because they happened too short.

I'll post about it later after I sleep.

>>18560666
WITNESSED

>>18561125
Now I really want a fuckin Jindo.

Also, rest in peace based Grandpa, may you continue to kick ass in the afterlife

>>18564256
rural Tennessee fag checking in. well armed and possibly have a perfect vehicle for such puruits. let me know if you can get something and i would love to join.

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>>18566666
We've witnessed the birth of a god

>>18562391
I'm glad the thread is still alive, I wanted to read these yesterday

does anyone have the greentext of the guy that grows up in Oklahoma and sees the alien looking things his whole life? i vaguely remember he becomes a cop or something.

>>18587997
just open up thread in new browser, click image and 'open in new tab' and just do that to all the ones you fancy reading and so long as you didn't just get the thumbnail / you don't close that browser you'll be able to read them whenever w/o going through the time taken to save them to comp individually and search them up.

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>>18562391
>That last one with the old lady and the hookers
what the fuck

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>>18561184

>>18560375
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>>18560383

>the eyes... they made you see wicked evil shit dude

Fucking dropped it at the trance part. He tried too hard. Just humanoids with sharp teeth would have been more than enough