Please Help me X

>>18550334
Go there and get in line with the other 500 lonely males.

Step 1:
Sacrifice a virgin.
Step 2:
U DED

>>18559436
Fuck off i'm not a virgin, i have over 1000 hours on nekopara

>>18559419
Why not just summon the devil himself, will save you the middleman

>>18559439
'cause i'm not gay

>>18559438
Then why do you need a succubus?

>>18559447
you need the succubus Steve, not me

>>18559419
Why don't you try the online dating sites or Craiglist? There are constant posts of girls looking for one night stands in every city. Just hook up with some rando and then don't talk to her again.

>>18559419
can't seem to find that pic of greentext with guy getting frinedzoned by succubus, anyone got it?

>>18559442
They are his children, and you will come to know his wrath if you mistreat them. May aswel just lube up your orifises now, because you are sure to slip up.
Regardless I doubt you could even know their presence past diluded sensation. These beings are outside of your sensory perceptions, you must have a clear soul and an open mind to feel a presence let alone see one, hence why most people don't think they exist. Learn your own speciece before you go after another, especially one that is above you. They are not sex slaves

>tfw too young looking for a gf

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>>18559457
I remember that one. Wish I saved it.

In return this funny comic