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Enough with the role-play, illuminati, apocalypse shit. Can we just get a good old fashioned spook me the fuck out thread?
>>18555708
BUMP
For the love of god.
>>18555708
i'm a real life vampire. spooky enough for you?
oh, and ask me anything.
>>18555751
such a fake story holy fuck
>>18555843
What the fuck do "vampires" even do?
>>18555974
Get fuckin staked, That's what they do.
>>18555708
>2015
>its october and my halloween resolution is to actually spook someone
>i have halloween resolutions
>tell a goatman story at bonfire with friends
>2 guys there i've never met before
>they can't deal with 1st person goatman story
>ask me to stop several times
>i refuse
>weeks later, working club security
>foggy edm dance night, about 1200 people
>spot one of the 2 guys from bonfire
>he doesn't notice me
>flag down first coworker i see
>instruct him to tell fireguy "your friend's goat mask is hilarious btw"
>when he wtfs, say "oh, i just thought you knew him, he's been staring at you all night"
>do it in passing, leave before he can ask questions like you're busy
>broworker doesn't ask questions, he just does it
>watch from a distance to avoid him noticing me
>execution is perfect
>i work with professionals
>the guy actually freezes in place for at least 15 seconds
>unrelated fight breaks out nearby
>tigger protocol in effect, fools get bounced
>obviously lost track of sp00kedude
>talk to door guys
>he left
>its less than an hour into the evening
>he had a full drink and left it
>halloween resolution accomplished
>mfw
>>18556237
fuk op i meant goatmanguy
>>18555751
>>18555974
Shop at Hot Topic.
>>18555911
dumbass theyre all fake stories here, just enjoy them for what they are. Stories
>>18555911
Everything here is fake you stupid faggot. You really thing the fags talking about magic and demons are serious?
>>18556449
I believe the one McDonald's creepy pasta
>>18555807
Tell me i'm wrong but is that just a frame from the xfiles episode where 2 "primitive men" are stopping encroaching development or whatever?
>>18556449
You are a prick.
That's pretty real.
>>18555843
Pop quiz hot shot. Tell me, if you're a vampire, do you have to sleep in a coffin?
>>18555708
I'd fuck that bunny.
>>18556524
Yes. There was a type of ancient human in the forest with chameleon powers. Actually a pretty good episode of X files
>>18557153
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GAD, AAAAAAAGH
>>18557137
>>18557142
>>18557146
>>18557153
This board is so shit, fuck me.
I got a tiny little story I guess from last year
I was serving in a minor eastern European country's army, and since it was minor and underfunded, a lot of us lowlife soldiers bunked together in houses outside of our small post. I was living with three other guys in a small house, with one room in the roof where we slept on the floor on sheets and mattresses, however the upstairs was usually really hot, we usually rotated 2 sleep upstairs and 2 sleep downstairs every now and then.
>Normal night
>one roomie fag went out on leave for the night
>just me sleeping upstairs since it wasn't my turn downstairs
>fall asleep on my sheets on the floor with thin blanket because hot af
>wake up in the middle of the night to something tapping my foot once
>what the actual fuck
>probably just my imagination
>try to fall back to sleep
>something feels weird about the upstairs room
>normal smell of sex is gone (roomies often brought home girls to fuck, upstairs always smelled like sex)
>fuck it just don't move and open your eyes
>try to fall back asleep for half an hour, but can't shake an eerie feeling
>feel something quickly tug my blanket near my feet
>WTF
>Losing my shit, but refuse to move or open eyes
>fucking shaking for another ten or so minutes
>feel cold hand tug my foot
>FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT GOTTAGOFAST
>Run like hell downstairs
>Didn't dare wake up roomies; both of which tough slavic soldiers
>plop on the floor of the small living room quietly freaking out
>continue freaking out while trying to sleep for what felt like an eternity
>finally fell asleep
>woke up next day and checked out upstairs
>my blanket was across the room, farther than I probably flung it and when I sanic'd out of there the night before
Not much but it freaked me the fuck out
closest thing I've ever had to a paranormal experience
I can shitpost some pastas I thought were really interesting/funny/real-sih
obligatory Ghost Puncher
>>18555708
Does anyone have that video of someone with a camera, or a dash cam, but I think with a camera, peeking around the corner of a building in a city to look at what looked like a shadow person, in a dark corner on the street, turn to face the camera and stare at the cameraman for 5-10 seconds with glowing eyes before he goes back around the corner and fucks off?
>>18555751
reminds me of pic related
>>18556453
Do you have it to post?
okay I'll leave y'all in peace now
>>18557153
What a mysterious man.
>>18559038
Just seems like she was trying to distract him so someone could come in and hit the cash register.
>>18559112
yeah, probably, but OP wanted spoops and creeps lol
>>18559063
this is a classic
>>18559121
thank you, autism skinwalker always kills my sides
>>18557153
Thanks for the Malkavian concept.
>>18556265
Fuck I just woke my roommate up laughing at 3am
>>18557137
>>18557142
>>18557146
>>18557153
wtf is this shitpost
>>18561080
Gems, anon. These are goddamn gems.
Some dude was asking about this LITERALLY yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PJN2j79XL8
He thinks his friend is possessed but really he's just a schitzo. I thought it was really unnerving.
I see you. I'm not crazy. I've decided it's a skin walker. Even though apparently skin walkers are lame.
And decidedly that does not make me feel any better. I knew he was different. I knew it. What the fuck... But then I feel like maybe you guys just made up skin walkers.
>>18561311
>>18561315
Nice try, but, not enough, faggot
>>18561525
What do you mean? Yeah that was me both times... So what? Or you just think I'm wrong? No, fuck that. And apparently fuck this board cuz I can't get a straight answer or barely keep up with none of this shit.
yesterday somebody just told me that I was probably the crazy one just for being at this board. Ha! I thought for sure somebody would know. But at least I found out about skin walkers. Although I never heard of them and never seen no Navajo to ask him. or whatever