Alien Spotted on ISS today!

>>18554254
Trace it in ms paint or something, I'm having trouble making it out

>>18554259
There it's a giant arrow pointing right at it, I can see it from the thumbnail.

Jesus.

Lazy.

>>18554254
Do you know what the ISS is bro?

You know there are people and equipment up in there right?

>>18554254
There's only one thing about this thread that could be considered paranormal, and it's how tragically dumb you are.

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>>18554259
You can see on eye, the other eye is in shadow. He looks a little like a muppet here I realize, but when he was moving around he looked like a proper evil-type alien

>>18554275
Well what if aliens are also working with the astronauts on a joint ISS mission?

>>18554280
A pink sock puppet with a googly eye.

>>18554286
why would a pink sock puppet be looking out of the iss window?

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>>18554280

>>18554296
It's signalling the sock puppet overlords to board the ISS.

>>18554268
I just see a out of focus blob faggot

>>18554280
Ah ok, to me it looked like a worried brachiosaurus. It's looking up to the left. Thanks for explaining bud. I see it now

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>>18554254

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>>18554313
it's highly improbable that a brachiosaurus would find its way onto the ISS. They are way to heavy to launch into orbit, and also wouldn't even fit inside the capsule. also they are extinct from a long time

>>18554335
what if its a baby though that just hatched from a egg up there

>>18554335
Holy shit, for real?

I actually see it, OP. That's pretty weird...

>>18554372
it moved around for about 15 seconds and then the astronaut taking the video changed camera angles

>>18554254
do you have an actual video of it?

>>18554389
no i don't know how to capture video from my desktop pc browser window anymore, i tried to take more than one snapshot, but by the time i pasted it into paint, the thing had already moved away mostly.

>>18554495
this is what it looked like, i hope the crew is okay

Bump astronaughts in danger

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>>18554495

>>18554280
Lol, that's a hand, or a puppet.
Ayyys are grey

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>>18554280

>>18555191
it was pretty large, about the size of a small man

>>18555211
i dont get it whats that?

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>>18554254
Is that a Molluck from the Abe's Oddysee?

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>>18554254

thick glass == massive diffraction

>>18555312
it wasnt diffraction, it was clearly something inside the capsule

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>>18555368

Yes, that's how diffraction works.

Some guy's face got close to the edge of the window, and appeared distorted on the exterior.

>>18555387
this
or a distorted external reflection, maybe both really

>>18555918
Well I see a large bluish circular thing, and in front of that an ill-defined but vaguely rectangular whitish thing.

But what on earth could be outside the window that would cause such reflections?

>>18554301
Underrated post

>>18554254
Looks like a sock puppet

>>18556892
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>18557047
No copypastas please.

>>18557069
Sorry man. I'll stop. Because my trolling days are over. I'm done being this playful guy. I get taken seriously for every word I say and it's just not funny anymore. I hurt people with my words and I don't even realize it. I think I'm being funny when in reality I'm just being an asshole. The way I escape from everyday irritation is to just pass by it as if I don't care. Have a care free and jokey attitude towards everything and that gets me through my day. Everyday for the past 5 years its been that way. I'm sorry if I come across as depressing or a crybaby, but...that's how it is. I can no longer joke around when I talk. I'll be serious from this point on. I just don't wanna be taken seriously for every joke I say. I'm sorry. I'll suck your dick if that makes you feel better. I just want to feel loved again. I've taken the trolling too far, I get that now. I'll do less shitposting. I'll only shitposting verses from the Bible, I guess. Can you forgive me? I'm ending my trolling days now.

>>18554254
ayyy lmao

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>>18554254
>Implying, Austronauts wouldn't fuck around with their viewers to get more attention.

Aliumus are not real, earthling.

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its just a leveling bee drill

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>>18554495
[Cantina theme intensifies]

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>>18554254
ahaha busted
Also look at the solar panel in your pic,
the fish eye lens couldn't be more obvious.

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>>18554280

>>18558102
>alien in window
>must be due to fish eye lens

>>18558142
>curved solar panel

>>18554280
It's jimmy neutron.

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Why is she so perfect, /x/? We are looking for aliums but we cannot just stop and enjoy her beauty.

>>18557047
Nice pasta saved

>>18558930
She's not nearly perfect, but she's all we got. Gotta cherish her like a chubby but well-meaning wife.

>>18558930
The ISS is quite a beauty, yes

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Start the invasion

>>18554254
You know ISS is a lame HOAX, right?

IT'S A FUCKING HUMAN LEG

>>18557847
i came here to post this

>>18559884
how is it a leg? draw in paint how it could possibly be a leg in the window

I work at Nasa and can confirm there was a ET incident a couple of days ago and aliens have taken over the ISS but its being covered up

>>18561775
I, too, work at Nasa and can confirm that this anon is a massive faggot and in the same lab as me right now.

>>18561810
not true i work in a much better lab for high IQ workers

>>18561817
Quit being such a faggot and go get our coffees already.

>>18561775
>>18561810

It seems two of my coworkers at NASA HQ are posting on this board as well. It IS true that the one mentioned to be a gigantic faggot is a cock gobbling cum drunk fuck doll but so is the one accusing him

>>18561831
Fine, I'll get the fucking coffees.

I was watching through my telescope and definitely saw some strange goings on when the ISS went past. Almost like there was a fight going on inside, lots of ruckus by the windows.

This was just on the weekend, could be related.

>>18554280
Looks like a dick

>>18554376
Freaky bro good job ty

>>18561887
Im not straight up denying anything, but seeing how the ISS passes by the sun twice during sunset, I highly doubt you could see anything going on in the wiindows of the ISS (or any other signs) cause its going really fucking fast

>>18561952
I have fast vision and a good telescope

>>18561958
Maybe so. In still not entirely convinced theres aliens on the ISS, but hey, anything is possible

>>18561959
Trump is going to announce it by the end of this week, it's too big to ignore

>>18557997

You beat me to it, anon

>>18561972
Hopefully it's related to the CIA dump

It's an arm with tats.

Astronaut is in a handstand position reaching up, or in pic down.

His waist is even with top of window.
He is wearing black and a sleeveless shirt.

>>18561985
It looked nothing like that live.

Is there a heavily tattooed astronaut currently on board the ISS?

>>18561833
>>18561831
>>18561810
>>18561775
I'm a supervisor at NASA. Get back to work you fucking niggers, and fuck your coffee, Dave

>>18561775
Is this real?
Certainly looks like enough cia disinfo to be true

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ayy

>>18554280
that's a fucking reptile, i knew buzz disruptied the lizards on the moon

>>18562421
im nasa

get out of me you faggot

>>18563001
it's real, that's all I ca

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>>18554280
Pokemon are real, confirmed!

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Hmmm, I noticed some irregularities here. The earth looks curved because of fish eyed lens but if you zoom in and use a straight line it is not actually curved just an opticle illusion

>>18557047
>>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>>In contact with aliens
>>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>>Control france with an iron fist
>>Own castles and banks all over the world
>>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>>Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>>Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research.
>>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>>Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>>They learned fluent French in under a week
>>Saved Europe from destruction with a single phone call
>>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe

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TFW, you will never do scuba diving in space.

>>18563898
look at the solar panel.

>>18564274
is there a youtube video about this?

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>>18564330
Look inside that porthole, another big headed alien, a lot like the other ISS alien pic.

>>18564391
>porthole

That's the airlock. And that's the arm of an astronaut still inside. They've got that same metal band right in the middle.

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>>18564407
>that's the arm of an astronaut
that's the best NASA shills can come up with kek

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>>18564407
> the arm of an astronaut

shillbot on suicide watch.

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I called NASA and asked if there was any truth to this, and told them there was screencapped proof in this thread, and they just hung up on me while I was still talking.

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>>18554495
That's a silly looking alien

I am cowboy astronaut millionaire and I'm currently on the ISS and I can confirm that it is just a weather balloon

>>18565049
timestamp or gtfo

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>>18565053
Can't do time stamps in outer space because of space time and black holes but here is a picture of me

>>18565065
not acceptable

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>>18565073

>Title says "TODAY"
>Thread posted 3 days ago

Get out of here faggot

It's all just a fucking