Do energy vampires really exist and what are they on the inside?

I'm a girl btw

>>18549103
>Do energy vampires really exist
maybe
>and what are they on the inside?
probably dark and moist

If anybody claims to know anything for certain, ask to see his credentials. Because he might very well be fibbing.

>>18549103
yes

evil

>>18549107
For all of you using this trick.

This place it's full of girls and you won't get many friends by stealing their attention.

Try it in any other board and you'll get better results, specially /r9k/ or /int/.

Yes,i am one. And you probably think it is literal in the termof energy,but it isn't.

Not sure what you mean,elaborate.

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>>18549108
>>18549103

Vampires look like this.

(>O<)

Neural connection. Not your thoughts, someone else put them in there.

>>18549125
tits or gtfo

>>18549103
They are humans, humans that want to drain everyone around them, beware of their tricks, they like to argue and complain a lot

>>18549103

They exist.

I know a older women, where her mere presence drains you. Engaging in small talk with her is extremely irritating ans tiring .

Just interacting with her for 2 minutes will convince anyone on the existence of psychic vampires.

>>18549103
some people have the kryptonite inside of them and talking with them for a short while will leave you fucked up.
Since energy seeks a balance always talking to a weak person will weaken you quick and strenghten the other motherf**

>>18549125
OP here

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

Wether?
Comperable?

Please stop raping the Engllish language and gtfo. Either trolling or dumb af bimbo

>>18549196
You sound mentally ill

>>18549196
Nice LARP faggo

Ive been using 4chan for 9 years now. Im an economics major (Fucking marketing ?) And ive had 8 internships. Oh and my iq is 147, looks like im going to be your CEO, after all you are just a woman :^)

>>18549196
narcissus called he wants his pool back

It's just a type of magic, anyone can do it.

If you do it too much you get addicted, and become an energy vampire. Still technically human tho.

>>18549196
And in the end, all of your achievements are completely useless as you fall back onto your basic biology: For one, you feel the need to mention how attractive you are in a post which is seemingly meant to denote class.

Basically what I'm trying to say is, although you may achieve what a man strives for in life you are still a woman. As a good man may go about bettering himself to improve the lives of his loved ones and others for a sense of honour and integrity, you do it purely for selfish and materialistic purposes.

Probably the best part of the post itself is how you have managed to convey the image of a lonely, selfish woman with serious issues concerning men. Although you do not stereotype yourself as a feminist, there is most definitely some inner mistrust or hatred for men there.

Probably some daddy issues, if anything. Did your parents go through a divorce?

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>>18549107
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!

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>>18549103
Energy vampires exist and they use there spoopy powers to steal peoples energy, mostly through advertising. Just like >>18549335
said It's a type of magic that can be abused and addictive

>>18549355
>taking it seriously

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>>18549103

They are very social people. It's just the result of meeting so much people and liking the attention so much that at one point they don't see people as people but an opportunity to feel better about themselves. It's like if you watch porn too much. At first, every videos are exciting but after a while you end up browsing for 15 minutes and opening 50 tabs because you're not sure what you want to fap to. It's like that but with people. Personally, people exhaust me.

>>18549701
Ah ah ah!

>>18549103
Not in a supernatural way. Usually "energy vampires " refers to people who drag you down with their negativity.

Why even try, you will probably fail.

>>18549730
Energy vampires feed off other people energy. I think you're referring to toxic people. I don't think there's an official definition so we might both be right or wrong.

>>18549103

My boyfriend and I used to live with a girl, she was our roommate.
After a year we were so fricking tired... I mean so tired we had to move to another town, like 300 km away.
Every second spend with her sucked our lives away, so, yes. I do believe that energy vampires exists.

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>>18549709
my life

>>18549103
Yes, is more related to chi and that stuff, my wife is one of them at low level ,she can touch you and inflict great pain, she thinks because is strong and other people weak,but barely can weigh a cube of water.

>>18550030
It's something involuntary,more triggered,she pick you with a finger when don't want someone in is personal space and then you experiment a stab with some friking cold run through your nerves, she is gonna said you only pretend and stop being a whinny bitch.

>>18549138
Chump your just a shit friend not an energy vampire
>>18549174
This
>>18549196
There are no girls on the internet, you can't fool me

They always want you to prove your worth to them.

>>18549103
they're just people who get off on making others feel like shit.

>what are they on the inside?
what does this mean? were you expecting them to have a jelly filling or something?

>>18549103
the inside of an energy vampire looks like /pol/

>>18549196
I've seen this exact copypasta a few times already. I bet op isnt even a girl

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>>18549284
>>18549313
>>18549321
why don't you just put "newfag" in the name field while you're at it

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They're called narcissists. They feed off of narcissistic supply: admiration, obedience, and attention. When they don't do this they attack and destroy.

>>18549238
lmao...it is you who don't know language friendo

>>18549180
Fucking women and their devilish pussy magic

>>18550678
If you're attempting to imply that Trump is a narcissist, you had ought to add pictures of everyone who has ever been involved, is involved, or will be involved in politics, too.

>>18549180
Sounds like a woman where I work. And she's in charge of human ressources. If you're in a room with alone with her she will always try to belittle you. Always hinting that you're not a man if you don't do this or that. Sometime she'll do it in public so everyone can laugh. A couple of people told me they hated her and tried to avoid her at all cost. Strangely enough she kinda likes me because of how young I look. I still try to avoid this cunt. When she talks to me I talk about her age, always hinting she's not young and good looking anymore. She knows I know. She avoids me now.

>>18549180
are you sure she isn't just an obnoxious cunt? i ask that because i have that effect in people too

>>18549196
Did you just come here to bitch?

>>18549138
Hey look at me! I can make up stories!
How about I give you a spoon so you can eat my ass?

>>18549196
If seen this joke on another thread

>>18549196
tits or gtfo

>>18550678
this.

If you don't follow their rules they persuade people who don't know

>>18549103
They're full of squirrels. Just a bunch of squirrels in a human costume.

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I want to be a energy vampire, I want to drain the lives out of other people, bad people, I take their life forces which makes me youthful and ever lasting. I feast on the suffering of evil humans and it brings me great pleasure.

>>18549103
i think Dion Fortune wrote about them

>>18549103
I feel like I'm an energy bottle that everyone around me is drinking, like the opposite of the energy vampires you speak of


People drinking my lifeforce feelsbadman

ITT: Larpfags

>>18553660
You are just an introvert

>>18549103

I am an energy vampire. its not intentional. It just happens.

How am i on the inside? Im pretty fucked.

>>18553660
Your a generator, people will take on your views as they take on your energy. Guide them to peace and prosperity and you will see that energy flow back to you.

On a side not your probably o+ blood type, your energy is a result of your body, you are born to give so that others may receive your gift.