General alien thread

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>storys
>suprise
>It just sat there doing nothing and it did move around the area it was at but not far.
????
>i saw to jets

>grammar errors too many to list

i had always found peace in the night sky. Something about the streets at night mystified me. You would walk down the busiest part of the city at noon and see a bussel of people but at 3 am, you saw no one. No cars, hardly any people, excluding the random faggots that ride bikes at 3 in the goddamn morning for some reason. My point is, I liked being outside in the middle of the night. On one of those nights where I couldn't sleep and Pokemon go had recently become a thing, I went outside to try and go catch some Pokemon. Long story short, I had just caught a machop and hatched a couple of eggs when I heard this god awful noise. It sounded like trumpets screaming down from the sky as if God himself was announcing his entrance and the end of days. I had never ran home faster in my fucking life.

>>18547335
Sorry man i'm pretty tired i didn't get sleep last night.

I'm always driving at night. Never see anything. I did see a military bomber once. Bizarre. Looks like it's floating. Could see how those get reported as black triangle UFOs.

>>18547309
what high school, I had the exact same thing happen when I was in marching band lmao

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>>18549420
Get in loser, we're going to Zeta Reticuli.

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>>18547309
a grey abducted me in the dead of night

i saw it quietly enter my room so I pretended to be asleep and then i woke up some amount of hours later and saw their ship leave

I am an alien and I abducted anon
We turn them into weebs

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>>18549528
Couldn't remember any of it huh?

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ayy lmao