Anyone else hear people calling your name while in the shower?

Yeah, I hate it, I occasionally get it when I'm walking with headphones in too

I have some weird power to make some of the other guys drop their bar of soap. Sillies, I'm always having to pick it up for them.

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I work in masonry, I get this when I'm cutting block and brick.

>>18542314

A few years ago when me and my friends used to harass this gothic girl at work, she claimed to be a witch and no one like her. Well one day she was at her desk and I knocked her starbucks coffee on her dress and shoes. My friend and I laughed but I looked back to see her stare at me with the most wicked look in her eyes.
It wasn't until she quit the job, that my life went to shit. I had really bad stomach pains, turned out to be a kidney stone, hurt more than anything. My car got hit and run, mangled the front bumper. My girlfriend of 2 years cheated on me. I was going to ask her to marry me. Both of my dogs died! My mother got really sick. And in the shower, I was always hearing voices in the shower, I would turn off the water, and listen really hard, but it only started again with the shower so now I only take bathes. It was the worst two years of my life. That witch bitch.

No but sometimes I hear music.

>>18542314
only before falling asleep I do

>>18542314
Only when I fuck someone in the shower

side effect from suddenly having your name called to scare you, it's the same as hearing phantom videogame sounds after hearing them too much.

did you have an adult in your life that used to scare you a lot?

>>18542533
>thinks his hand can talk

it's yoru mom

>>18542314
It's your mom telling you to stop fapping.

>>18542317
This

>>18542314
Your mom wants to get you "extra clean" so she's thinking of hopping in The Shower with you.

>>18542655
The only thin creepy about this is the likelihood that your speaking from experience.

>>18542657
That is beyond fucking retarded.

When I was a kid, one of the toilets in our house sounded like it was whispering my name when it flushed. Like, someone was standing in the room and whispering super loud and you could understand it 100%. Everyone else could hear it too so it wasn't just me. It was just water making noise when spraying through old pipes but it was still creepy as fuck

>>18542678
Has your mom ever explained to you why she decided to name you Flush?

>>18542706
Yeah I guess I should ask her about that

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>>18542657
What's the point of this ''game''?
I was expecting there to be some kind of sexual reward

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>>18543042
Doing it wrong.

>>18542317
Omfg.. this.
Im scared rn.

>>18542661
Kek'd