/x/ Re-Writes a Creepypasta 6: The Holders Series Spectacular

Here are your first prompts /x/
>(Holder of "What?")
>(City and the Country its in)
>(Type of Institution or Business)
>(2 - Piece of Furniture)
>(2 - Type of Person)
>(Occupation)
>(Emotional State)
>(Personality Trait)
>(Really Spooky Place)
>(2 - Really Spooky Thing)
>(Number)
>(2 - Verb)
>(Something Very Precious/Valuable)
>(Something You SHOULD Do In a Horror Scenario)
>(Time of Day)
>(Period of Time)
>(2 - Annoying Sound)
>(3 - Adjective)
>(Something Incredibly Boring)
>(Something Most People Hate)

>>18535877
>(Holder of "What?")
If dubs, holder of dubs

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>>18536010
>off by one
Shameful display

>>18535877
>(City and the Country its in)
La Paz, Bolivia

>(Type of Institution or Business)
Surf school.

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>>18535877
>Period of time
A fucking attosecond

>>18535877
>>(Something Incredibly Boring)
CBS’s The Big Bang Theory

>>18535877
>>(Something Very Precious/Valuable)
These fucking dubs

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>>18536222
Damn, son

>>18535877
>>(2 - Verb)
Dance in place
Think

>>(Something Very Precious/Valuable)
Your virginity.

>>(Something You SHOULD Do In a Horror Scenario)
Contact your local authorities and report the incident without mentioning anything supernatural that may lead to them dismissing you as someone crazy.

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>>18536222

>>18535877
>(Occupation)
Professional loiterer
>(Emotional State)
nonplussed
>(Personality Trait)
Emotionally dependant

Alright guys, headed into work right now. I'll be back in 8 hours.

>>18536695
Take care, OP.

>>18536222
>predict dubs
>get trips

man I can't even fucking meme right

>(Annoying Sound)

The autistic screeching of a /k/ommando who just heard someone call a magazine a clip

>>18535877
>>(Holder of "What?")
Holder of Spooks

>>(Something Most People Hate)
Be about to sneeze but suddenly the feeling goes away, only to come and go again a couple of times.

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Alright guys, bumping before I go to bed.

We still need
>(2 - Piece of Furniture)
>(Type of Person)
>(Really Spooky Place)
>(2 - Really Spooky Thing)
>(Number)
>(Time of Day)
>(Annoying Sound)
>(3 - Adjective)

Also forgot we need an additional
>(Thing Most People Hate)

>>18537808
>>(Time of Day)
Those five minutes in the morning where you wake up just before your alarm goes off.

>>(Annoying Sound)
The collective screams of tens of thousands of teenage girls at a pop concert.

>>18537808
>(2 - Piece of Furniture)
Potato-peeling Chair
Multi-bunk Double-bed

>(Really spooky place)
the Principal's office

>(Number)
44

>(2 - Really Spooky Things)
mental frogposting projection
the ctrl+v noise of shills

>>18538346
>>18537808
3 - Ghastly

>>18537808
>>(Type of Person)
A man who's not afraid to brush his teeth on the shitter

>>18537808
>(2 - Adjective)
dark
inconspicuous

>>18537808
>>(Thing Most People Hate)
Mosquitoes

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>In the city of La Paz, in Bolivia, seek out any surf school or surfing facility you can find. When you reach the potato-peeling chair, ask to see a man who’s not afraid to brush his teeth on the shitter who calls himself "The Holder of Spooks." If the professional loiterer shows any sign of being nonplussed, give the request again, and do not relent. Eventually your emotional dependency will pay off, and you will be led to the surf principal’s office in a closed-down wing of the school. Mental frogposting projections and the ctrl+v noise of shills will litter the floor, and the door will be sealed behind you before you can inquire anything. At this point you must choose one of the fourty-four multi-bunk double-beds, think and dance in place. Only one of these multi-bunk double-beds will allow you to keep your fucking dubs; advising you to contact your local authorities and report the incident without mentioning anything supernatural that may lead to them dismissing you as someone crazy would do little good, as there is no way to tell if you have done so until those five minutes in the morning where you wake up just before your alarm goes off. After a fucking attosecond you should begin to hear things - /k/ommandos autistically screeching because they just heard someone call a magazine a clip, ghastly episodes of CBS’s The Big Bang Theory, and the dark collective screams of tens of thousands of teenage girls at a pop concert - but these are merely echoes of a time when the principal’s office was host to nothing more inconspicuous than the feeling of a sneeze that never comes and those disgusting candy circus peanuts.

Next prompts coming tomorrow. Sorry about the delay.

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>>18540244
Is it wrong that I feel part of this could actually be one of the Holder's stories?

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Alright, up and at'em. Gonna be monitoring the thread today.

>(2 - Sound a Human Can Make)
>(4 - Emotional State)
>(3 - Paranormal Entity)
>(6 - Adjective)
>(2 - Adverb)
>(Type of Person)
>(Bodily Function)
>(Mental State)
>(2 - Something Precious/Valuable)
>(Violent Action)
>(3 - Period of Time)
>(Verb)

>>18541686
>>(2 - Sound a Human Can Make)
Intense defecational grunting

>>18541686
>(3 - Paranormal Entity)
Nazi Zombies
Holocaust Survivor
an athletic, obese person

>(Mental State)
SS Mode

>(2 - Sound a Human Can Make)
EYYYYYYYYY
SHIEEEET

>(Type of Person)
someone who is clearly the reincarnation of Hitler

>>18541686
>>(Emotional State)
pensive
slightly aroused
rather calm, all things considered
nirvana

>>(Bodily Function)
Furious blushing

>>(2 - Something Precious/Valuable)
the future of children
your virginity

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Bumping for the night

>>18541686
>(Violent Action)
Ram your thumb up someone's arsehole

>(Verb)
shuffle

>>18542412
>an athletic, obese person
So, a sumo?

>>18543947
yes, a sumo

>(3 - Period of Time)
in a matter of minutes
soon, very soon
13.4 seconds

>>18541686
>(6 - Adjective)
unhealthy
sparkling
flagrant
sneaky
scientific
tedious

Thanks for your works, i laughed my ass all day.

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>As you wait, the sounds will slowly change. Where there was once autistic screeching and shout of the phrase “Bazinga”©, there will now be intense defecation grunts of pensiveness and AYYYYYYYYs of slight arousal. Nazi zombies of the classroom's horrible history will begin to take shape around you. Do not fear the Nazi zombies, as they are harmless. The Holocaust survivor they can coalesce into, however, is not. As your wait continues, the Nazi zombies will grow more numerous and the classroom's history will unfold in increasingly gruesome detail. This part has driven many men who were clearly the reincarnation of Hitler into fits of furious blushing and more still into SS Mode. Should you reach the end of this rather calm (in comparison to the standards of most retarded Creepypasta) production with the future of mankind’s children intact, you will find out if you have chosen wisely. If you have chosen incorrectly, the Nazi zombies will take form. They are hideous mockeries of what they were in life, half-formed sumo wrestlers who are long dead. There is no keeping your virginity now. They will ram their thumbs up your asshole so slowly, finding a twisted nirvana in inflicting the pain they have suffered on someone else. It will take you 13.4 seconds, perhaps even a matter of minutes, to die. The only consolation you will have is that you will likely lose the future of mankind’s children soon, very soon.

Alright, prompts for the next paragraph...

>(3 - Adjective)
>(Something Big & Scary)
>(Type of Business)
>(Fun Game)
>(Body Part)
>(2 - Name/Person/Character)
>(Way to Destroy Something)
>(Something Valuable/Precious)
>(Location)
>(Paranormal Entity)
>(Something Really Bad)
>(3 - Amount of Currency)
>(Verb)
>(Period of Time)
>(Ominous Phrase)

>>18545414
>>(Something Big & Scary)
Tyrone

>>(Type of Business)
An underground Fighting Club.

>>18545414
>(3 - Adjective)
fascist
bleached
jewish

>(3 - Amount of currency)
Neetbux
Shekels

>(Ominous Phrase)
"You can't deny the holocaust!"

>>18545414
>(Something Really Bad)
An ingrow toenail.

>>18545414
>(2 - Name/Person/Character)
Cuck Steve
Uncle Goldberg

>(Location)
Bank

>(Bodypart)
footsole

>>18545414
>>(Way to Destroy Something)
fumbling that molotov cocktail that you were about to throw through the window of your local pizza joint

This one's getting good. Bumping, we still need.

>(Fun Game)
>(Something Valuable/Precious)
>(Parnormal Entity)
>(Period of Time)

We technically needed a third (Amount of Currency), but with the way the story is worded, I can make two work.

>>18547208
>>(Fun Game)
Spontaneous Newborn Football (Australian rules)

>>18547208
>(Parnormal Entity)
Nessie

>>18547208
(Something Valuable/Precious)
A will to live

>>18547208
>(Period of Time)
The time it takes for pasta to overcook.
[spoiler]Too subtle?[/spoiler]

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Off tonight, so I'll be keeping watch on the thread while I Dead Rising binge.

>If you were Jewish and chose the one correct multi-bunk double-bed, the Nazi zombies will gather around you, coalescing into a pitch black mass (named Tyrone). When it disappears, you will find yourself in the most fascist underground fighting club imaginable. It is populated by those who have played Spontaneous Newborn Football (Austrailian Rules) so long that their footsoles have long since been ignited by the Molotov cocktail fumbled in through the window of the nearby pizza joint (for Cuck Steve is forbidden from entering this fighting club) and yet still play, hoping to gain a will to live. The fighting club has but two exits. One leads to a bank where bleached Loch Ness monsters roam, and nothing but an ingrown toenail awaits. The cost to pass through is four neetbux. The other door will take you to what you seek, and is the only chance for you to leave with your fucking dubs. The cost to pass through is five shekels. You will be holding a single neetbuck in your hand. Don't fret; as long as you are in this fighting club, you can never have any less than this neetbuck. A nearby sign will tell you that three neetbux equal one shekel. You must play if you do not wish to be trapped here for the time it takes for pasta to overcook, but remember the Uncle Goldberg's idiom: "You can’t deny the Holocaust!"

>(Person/Group of People)
>(Something Wacky/Random/Bizarre)
>(3 - Verb)
>(Something Really Good to Have)
>(Derogatory Term)
>(Horrible Fate)
>(2 - Character Trait)
>(Adjective)
>(Emotional State)
>(Something Gross)
>(Container)

>>18547628
>>(Person/Group of People)
Mormons

>>(3 - Verb)
Shake
Rattle
Roll

>>18547628
>(Something Gross)
That dish with leftovers from Thanksgiving you forgot you had in the fridge.

>>18547628
>(Something Wacky/Random/Bizarre)
Jojo's Adventure

>(Adjective)
eldritch

>(Horrible Fate)
being sucked out of your meme magic until you are unable to ever get dubs, trips, quads or quints again

>>18547628
>(Horrible Fate)
Be stuck in a japanese imageboard for eternity

>(Derogatory Term)
Special Snowflake

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>>18535872
Some say, the dinosaurs knew fear on there last day.

>>18545414
Is this part missing the adjectives from >>18544200 or are those for later?

>>18547628
>(Container)
a plastic grocery bag

>>18540244

Boss, Bolivia is landlocked, right?

>>18547628
>>(Something Really Good to Have)
A Gay Old Time

>>(Emotional State)
flumoxxed

>>18549821
[spoiler]That was the joke, matey[/spoiler]

>>18535877
>Annoying sound
Car stereo with the bass too fuckin loud

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>>18549747
>Is this part missing the adjectives from >>18544200 or are those for later?

Oh my, yes they are. I'll be sure to add them in the final copy. Thanks for pointing that out.

Anyways we still needed two character traits for this part. But I'm headed into work in 40 minutes, so I figured I'd add them myself.

>Nearly every game of SNBFB (Austrailian Rules) is rigged in favor of the Mormons, and the precious few which aren't, are part of Jojo’s Adventure, serving only to shake and rattle you. The odds are most definitely not in your favor. If you do begin to win, take care to keep your gay old time as secret as possible, as the special snowflakes around you have not been so Jewish. Bear in mind that you cannot have your meme magic sucked out of you in this place and that having big tits may inspire them to turn on you in a fit of eldritch flummoxation, rolling nasty, forgotten Thanksgiving leftovers out of a plastic grocery bag until their eldritchness is quenched and their need for speed sated.

Next Prompts:
>(Way to Accomplish an Impossible Task)
>(Naughty Verb)
>(2 - Occupation)
>(Vehicle)
>(Type of Room)
>(2 - Adjective)
>(Paranormal Entity)
>(2 - Article of Clothing)
>(3 - Verb)
>(Question)
>(The Spooky Item This Story Built Up To)
>(Final Challenge to Win Said Item)
>(Period of Time)
>(2 - Adjective)
>(Location)
>(Annoying Sound)
>(Type of Supernatural Force)
>(Something Valuable/Precious)
>(Means of Destruction)
>(Some Arduous Task to Complete)
>(The Mightiest Being in the Universe)
>(2 - Something Filthy)
>(What the Spooky Item Does)

And that should do it for this Holders story. Ideas on which one we do next after these last prompts?

>>18551035
>(Type of Room)
Tommy Wiseau's

>>18551035
>>(Paranormal Entity)
Uncle Daddy

>>18551035
>(Way to Accomplish an Impossible Task)
Watching a How-To video on YouTube.

>(Naughty Verb)
fellate

>>18551035
>>(2 - Article of Clothing)
Shitty britches

>>18551035
>(Some Arduous Task to Complete)
Stop being a neet who spends his time reading shitty horror stories and become a functional member of society.

>>18551035
>(Location)
An Abandoned McDonald's haunted by Ronald McDonald

>(Means of Destruction)
Violent insertion into a rectum

>(The Mightiest Being in the Universe)
Barron Trump

>>18551035
>(Way to Accomplish an Impossible Task)
Praying to God really hard.

>>18551035
>>(3 - Verb)
Goatse

>>18551292
>Additional verbs
Meatspin
shock

two character traits
> hyper paranoid
> ambidextrous

>>18551035
>(Question)
Are you both mentally and physically prepared to witness with your own three eyes my raw capacity, my raw prowess of violence?

>(Period of time)
right about fucking now

>(Annoying Sound)
deep yodeling

>(Type of Supernatural Force)
the retired soul barbers

>(What the Spooky Item Does)
delet this

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Alright then, still need...

>(2 - Occupation)
>(Vehicle)
>(4 - Adjective)
>(Article of Clothing)
>(The Spooky Item This Story Built Up To)
>(Final Challenge to Win Said Item)
>(Something Valuable/Precious)
>(2 - Something Filthy)

>>18552142
>>(2 - Occupation)
Paid shill
janitor

>>(Vehicle)
Segway

>>18552142
>(4 - Adjective)
humble
gorgeous
hypnotic
tacky

>>18552142
>>(Article of Clothing)
Fundoshi

>>(The Spooky Item This Story Built Up To)
A ShamWow. You'll be saying Wow every time you use it!

>>18552142
Following this>>18553518
>(Final Challenge to Win Said Item)
Dial the number on the screen
>(Something Valuable/Precious)
Your hard earned money
>(2 - Something Filthy)
Kitchen counters and floors.

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Alright guys, here's the finished story. Enjoy!

http://pastebin.com/eMeV4XeT

So, which Holders story should we do next. Suggestions?

>>18554155
I have the feeling that doing another Holder's story may turn out the exact same way.

>>18554298
Hmm, I suppose we're moving along to the next thread then? Anyone have any suggestions? More Holders? New Story?

???

>>18554835
Eh, let's do another Holders. They're short anyway.

>>18555319
Alrighty then, just got back from work. Let's do another Holders then. And if anyone wants to pitch ideas for the next thread, go right ahead. I'm all ears.

Anyways here's the prompts:
>(City, Country)
>(Type of Institution or Business)
>(Piece of Furniture)
>(Holder of "???")
>(Occupation)
>(Highly Respected Title)
>(Verb)
>(2 - Adjective)
>(Adverb)
>(Color)
>(2 - Way Something Can Be Destroyed)
>(Paranormal Entity)
>(Container)
>(Type of Meal)
>(3 - Body Part)

>>18556451
>>(City, Country)
Vatican City, Rome

>>(Type of Institution or Business)
The Catholic Church

>>(Piece of Furniture)
Those confession thingies. I'm sure they must have those in there.

>>18556451
>(Paranormal Entity)
The Jersey Devil
>(Container)
Lunchbox
>(Type of Metal)
Gold
>(3-Body Part)
Penis

>>(Holder of "???")
Holder of waifus.

>>(Highly Respectable Title)
God.

>>(Color)
SPOOKI RED LIKE BLOOD

>>18556451
>(Type of Metal)
Stronkium

>>18556579
>>18556922
Not a "Metal". A "Meal", as in something you eat for sustenance. Food.

Sorry for the confusion.

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>>18557151
Gold covered sushi.

>>18556451
>(Highly Respected Title)
Supreme Galactic Leader

>(2 - Way Something Can Be Destroyed)
cremated

>>18556451
>>(Occupation)
Professional anime watcher

>>(Verb)
cringe

>>(2 - Body Part)
hips
back

Alright then, we still need...

>(2 - Adjective)
>(Adverb)
>(Way Something Can Be Destroyed)

I'm off work tonight, so I can monitor the thread in the background while I do other things.

>>18558852
>(Adverb)
radically

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How about making an actual creepypasta thread? This shit isn't funny and it's also immature

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>>18559797
Aren't you the one who posted that really edgy Ed, Edd n' Eddy torture porn story in the last thread?

>>18559797
You know you can make your own threads, right?

Gonna go grab some lunch. If the remaining prompts aren't done when I get back, I'll fill them in myself and we can move along.

>>18558852
>>(Way Something Can Be Destroyed)
Using the secret techniques of the fist of the north star.
>>(2 - Adjective)
Fuckable and Tasty.

>>18560097
>really edgy Ed, Edd n' Eddy torture porn story
SEND OVER

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>In the Vatican City, in Rome, go to any Catholic Church you can get yourself to. When you reach the confessional pews, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Waifus." The professional anime watcher will turn his gaze to you as if you are God, and he will cringe at himself as he rises from his seat.

>Follow the weebshit into a fuckable hallway. Take care not to look at these radically SPOOKY RED (LIKE BLOOD!!!) walls, lest they be cremated, destroyed using the secret techniques of the Fist of the North Star, and allow the Jersey Devil that they keep at bay to break free of his lunchbox and enjoy some tasty gold-covered sushi consisting of your penis. Instead, keep your hips locked on the workers back.

Moving forward:
>(Period of Time)
>(Adverb)
>(4 - Type of Noise)
>(2 - Location)
>(Something You Can Do Quickly)
>(Rude Action)
>(2 - Adjective)
>(2 - Body Part)
>(Something Useless/Worthless)
>(Something Really Spooky)
>(Color)
>(2 - Verb)
>(Something Valuable/Precious)

>>18560674
>(Adverb)
Seducingly
>(2 - Location)
Dong Expansion Village
European centre of Rape & Fetishism HQ
>(Something You Can Do Quickly)
Ur mom xddd B) rekt #2kool4skool
>(Rude Action)
Shitting in the streets
>(2 - Adjective)
Shitty
Niggardous
>(2 - Body Part)
Penis
>(Something Useless/Worthless)
Every 4chan pornograhpic board
>(Something really spooky)
Shit flying from your room's window into your neighbour's lawn
>(Color)
Cerulean
>(2 - Verb)
Fucking
Nuking

>>18560674
>(Period of Time)
THE TIME IS NOW

>(2 - Verb)
eradicating

>(2 - Bodypart)
xenomorph mouth tongue

>(Adverb)
absolutely radically

>(4 - Type of Noise)
christian, muslim and buddhist monks chanting whilst hiding daggers under their robes and getting ready to stab each other / get stabbed
declarations of jihad and crusade
sounds of blade clashing and screaming
buddhists humming

>>18560674
>>(Something You Can Do Quickly)
Fondle an altar boy.

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Gonna go ahead and do the last prompt myself, since that's all we needed this time.

>Your walk my feel as though THE TIME IS NOW, but do not stop. Eventually the fat, lonely otaku will turn and open a seductively glowing SPOOKY RED door. Follow him toward the Buddhist humming of Dong Expansion Village without so much fondling the altar boy or he will shit in the streets, leaving you to wander the shitty SPOOKY RED corridor until your penis wastes into every pornographic 4chan board.

>Your eyes will perceive the room to be shrouded in shit that flew out of your window onto your neighbor’s lawn, but as they adjust you will notice a niggardly cerulean light beginning to emanate from the European Centre of Rape & Fetishism HQ. You may leave the ugly weeb alone to fuck in this wasteland or you can give him a chance at survival by taking his Xenomorph tongue and leading him to the light, though his nuking will slow you and his sounds of blades clashing and screaming may wear on your ability to bear children. As you journey you may hear Christian, Muslim and Buddhist monks chanting whilst hiding daggers under their robes, getting ready to stab each other and declarations of jihad and crusade, but pay no heed to them for now.

And the next set of prompts is...
>(Something Attention-Grabbing)
>(Color)
>(4 - Adjective)
>(Paranormal Entity)
>(3 - Body Part)
>(Scary Verb)
>(What You Do When Hope is Lost)
>(Annoying Sound)
>(Means of Transport)
>(Type of Weapon)
>(Way of Saying "A Lot")
>(2 - Derogatory Term)
>(Impossible Task)
>(Something That Spins)
>(3 - Violent Verb)

>>18561550
>(Way of Saying "A Lot")
Like, totes a lots.

>>18560097
It wasn't porn it was a creepypasta you idiot.

>>18560536
http://pastebin.com/W6SDxaip

Here it is bro

>>18560097
Only fags watch Su btw your trip sucks


Only good creepy pasta is smile.jpg

>>18561550
>>(2 - Derogatory Term)
weeaboo
kike

>>(Impossible Task)
Keep a thread interesting after its sixth iteration.

>>18561897
True, the first two threads were cool and creative, now it's just really stale. Maybe only have these threads every 3 months or something so it is still fresh and that the creative juices in other anons and trips don't get depleted so fast.

People, don't just be some uncreative fucking hack and use ad lib like the night shift faggot. Actually write your own stories!

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>>18561621
>>18561629
>>18561633
>>18561912
>>18562504
Is there something wrong with you? Should I be concerned?

You are right on it getting kind of stale, replies have definitely thinned out. But damn man, calm the fuck down.

>>18562985
If even you agree on it being stale why the fuck are you still doing it? People on this board are just as retarded as Drumpf voters. Creepypasta threads have slowed down so much on here that you're doing nothing but helping slow it down and you're also killing creepypastas in general, there is nothing wrong with these stories to begin with, why don't you write your own story you lazy fuck? I bet you live in mum's basement and jerk off to hentai all day my dude.

>>18561550
>(Color)
heliotrope

>(What You Do When Hope is Lost)
call someone a 'Drumpf' voter and tell them that they are autistic basement dwellers who jerk off to animu

>(Scary Verb)
nooting

>(Something Attention-Grabbing)
/a/

>(4 - Adjective)
medical
official
legal
japanese

>(Colour)
Waifu Green

>(Type of Weapon)
one of those long badass monk sticks

>(Way of Saying "A Lot")
a shitte tonne

>(Annoying Sound)
the pope's waifu

>>18561550
>>(Paranormal Entity)
Zombie Pope

>>(3 - Body Part)
Gnashing teeth
Pulled hairs
Back

>>(Something That Spins)
A turd down the toilet

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Hey guys, posting from mobile. Thanks for keeping the thread alive with your suggestions. Will be getting off work in a few hours. You're all great!

>>18561550
>(Means of Transport)
Rolling through on heelys

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Well, we're short some on this one. But I think it'll do just fine. We had some good suggestions this time.

>When you near the /a/ board, your surroundings will slowly change from heliotrope to the legal cerulean glow of the light. Out of the corner of your eye you may see the source of the noise that has been following you. Don’t worry; you can stare at the medical Zombie-Pope and his Weebjew army to your hearts content. He’s already advancing on you.

>If you brought the /a/-fag with you, he will call you a 'Drumpf' voter, tell you that you are probably an autistic basement dweller who jerks off to animu, and begin making sexual moans akin to that of the Pope’s waifu. You can either, roll away on your Heelys and leave him to his nooting, or you can use one of those long, badass monk-sticks and fight off like totes a lots of official weeaboos for the sake of a man you don’t even know. If you should survive, grab the overweight waifushit or let him stay in his Japanese state until more kikes come for him.

>Should you keep a thread interesting after the 6th iteration you may eventually reach the source of the light. This spinning turd going down a toilet is the key to finding what you came here in search of. The only way to advance is to grab the turd with your gnashing teeth and to force it to stop its eternal spinning. Your pulled hairs will be flayed and your back will be chipped, but you will be able to move on. The turd does not care who it maims, so feel free to throw the fatass otaku onto it.

We can go ahead and discuss the future of these threads after we finish this story.

Prompts are in the next post because of character limit.

>>18566128
>(Annoying Sound)
>(7 - Adjective)
>(Something You Can Stand On)
>(Period of Time)
>(Something You SHOULDN'T Do In a Life-Or-Death Situation)
>(Something Else That Spins)
>(Industrial Material)
>(Type of Person)
>(Source of Light)
>(4 - Body Part)
>(Liquid)
>(2 - Violent Action)
>(Something You Do If Injured)
>(Character Trait)
>(Animal/Beast/Monster)
>(Question)

>>18566130
>(Something You Do If Injured)
Ask mommy to kiss it.

>>18566130
>(Annoying Sound)
the trumpeting of vuvuzelas

>>18566130
>(Liquid)
A bottle of Christ wine, harvest of 33 AD.

>(2 - Violent Action)
Kicking
Striking someone in the back of the head with a steel pipe.

>>18566130
>(Something You SHOULDN'T Do In a Life-Or-Death Situation)
hold your breath until you get knocked unconcious

>(Industrial Material)
high-grade aluminium

>(Something You Can Stand On)
a rumbling platform about to fall into a pit of lava within 10 seconds

>(Animal/Beast/Monster)
a big Penguin

>(Character Trait)
having a tendency to call people 'schizos' over an online half-larping half-real life occult forum whilst suffering under that exact same condition

>(7 - Adjective)
rotating
holocaustin'
mcsnabbin
diddly
darn
flapping
crankin'

>(Something You Do If Injured)
become invulnerable and flash white for a few seconds

>(Something Else That Spins)
a portable helicopter blade

>(Annoying Sound)
a sounds of defeated zombies

>(Question)
"I see you have trained many years. You have gone a long way to come here, you have overcoming unimaginable obstacles. No ordinary person could've managed to get here. Thus, I grant you the honour to answer one simple question of mine: Whatchu buyin', strangah?"

>>18566130
>(Liquid)
Ecto Cooler.
>(Source of Light)
Glow in the dark condoms.
>(4 - Body Part)
Left toe, belly, right nipple and right pupil.
>(Period of Time)
The time it takes the solar sistem to rotate around the Milky Way.
>(Type of Person)
That one guy who says he doesn't like music.

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Oops. Sorry this took so long. Had to do some tidying up, and took a quick nap afterwards.

>Either way, when the turd has ceased its trumpeting vuvuzela sounds the light that has guided you for so long will fade, leaving you alone in a rotating pile of shit that flew out your window and into your neighbor’s lawn. The holocaustin’ platform perched above the boiling lava beneath your feet may feel diddly, as if it may give out in the time it takes our solar system to rotate around the Milky Way and drop you into Dong Expansion Village, but make sure that you do not hold your breath until you go unconscious.

>When the platform feels mcsnabbin’ again and your portable helicopter blade has stopped spinning, turn around. There, sitting in a darn high-grade aluminum chair, will sit that one guy who says he doesn’t like music silhouetted by the light of a box of glow-in-the-dark condoms. His left toe will be cut open, marked-down Ecto-Cooler (which there is an over-abundance of due the latest Ghostbusters film bombing) ushering out of the wound; his belly will be kicked in; and his right nipple will have been smashed with a steel pipe. He will cough Ecto-Cooler as his gaze shifts from trying to get mommy to kiss his wounds to you. Though he stares at you through his crankin’ right pupil, you can feel his tendency to call people 'schizos' over an online half-larping half-real life occult forum whilst suffering under that exact same condition in his piercing gaze. He gives off the aura of a flapping big penguin at rest. He will respond to no questions until he asks his own. "I see you have trained many years. You have gone a long way to come here, you have overcoming unimaginable obstacles. No ordinary person could've managed to get here. Thus, I grant you the honour to answer one simple question of mine: Whatchu buyin', strangah?"

>(Verb/Action)
>(4 - Adjective)
>(Type of Person)
>(Facial Expression)
>(Method of Transport)
>(Deity)

>>18571059
>(Deity)
Nocturnal, patron of thieves.
>(Facial Expression)
The face you make when you see a loli but you can't go to jail again.

>>18571059
>>(Verb/Action)
Genuflect

>>(4 - Adjective)
Dark
Holy
Sacrilegous
Good

>>(Type of Person)
A priest.

>>18571059
>(Deity)
Stalin, God of Waifus

>(Method of Transport)
Gulag Express Train

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>If you brought the Wapanese fuckboy with you, he will now genuflect and tell the man every dark or holy thing you did for him. If you did so much as one sacrilegious thing to this helpless man and if his wounds from the Zombie-Pope are worse than those that adorn you, the expression on the priest across the room will change to the face you make when you see a loli but you can't go to jail again. He will take the Gulag Express Train over to his chair, and put on a good looking mask. May Nocturnal, patron of thieves, have mercy on your soul.

Alright, time for the final set of prompts for this story.

>(3 - Character Trait)
>(2 - Something Valuable/Precious)
>(2 - Adverb)
>(Type of Noise)
>(Verb)
>(5 - Body Part)
>(Something Said In Response to a Job Well Done)
>(Question)
>(Period of Time)
>(Emotional State)
>(Something That Looks Hideous)
>(Apocalyptic Scenario)
>(Violent Action)
>(3 - Adjective)
>(2 - Way to Die)
>(2 - Type of Person)
>(A Shitty Gift)
>(Method of Transport)
>(Quantitative Adjective)
>(What's the Mask Depict?)
>(Something Really Powerful)

>>18571950
>Period of Time
until HL3's release

>Type of Noise
That fucking annoying screech from FNAF 1

>Apocalyptic Scenario
/k/ommando uprising

>mask depiction
Dallas from Payday 2

>Question
Would you give your life for your fellow man, even if that man was a synth?

>>18571950
>>(Something That Looks Hideous)
Anonymous's mother.

>>(A Shitty Gift)
A gift card for an establishment you don't frequent

>>(Apocalyptic Scenario)
The Four Horsemen ride upon us

>>(Something Really Powerful)
The love of a man for his waifu

>>18571950

>(3 - Character Trait) - constant boner

>(2 - Something Valuable/Precious) - a paperweight

>(2 - Adverb) - Delightfully

>(Type of Noise) - honking

>(Verb) - Throw

>(5 - Body Part) - Arms

>(Something Said In Response to a Job Well Done) - jolly good show

>(Question) - How many fucks do I give?

>(Period of Time) - lol period

>(Emotional State) delirious

>(Something That Looks Hideous) - Your mother

>(Apocalyptic Scenario) - everything got blown up

>(Violent Action) - karate chop

>(3 - Adjective) sweet

>(2 - Way to Die) - being tickled

>(2 - Type of Person) - a self diagnosed autist

>(A Shitty Gift) - Your mothers underwear

>(Method of Transport) - broomstick

>(Quantitative Adjective) - all

>(What's the Mask Depict?) - Jim Carey

>(Something Really Powerful) - Donald Trump

>(3 - Character Trait)
fat
>(2 - Something Valuable/Precious)
kfc
>(2 - Adverb)
Deliciously
>(Type of Noise)
nomnomnom
>(Verb)
eat
>(5 - Body Part)
mouth
>(Something Said In Response to a Job Well Done)
That was tasty
>(Question)
When is the next meal?
>(Period of Time)
Dinner
>(Emotional State)
Hungry
>(Something That Looks Hideous)
Empty plate
>(Apocalyptic Scenario)
No food
>(Violent Action)
Mungo strength
>(3 - Adjective)
fat
>(2 - Way to Die)
diabetes
>(2 - Type of Person)
a fat one
>(A Shitty Gift)
gym membership
>(Method of Transport)
fatmobile scooter
>(Quantitative Adjective)
whole
>(What's the Mask Depict?)
Ronald Macdonald
>(Something Really Powerful)
Hamburglar

>>18566128
>>18566130
>>18571059
>>18571950
Hey faggot I told you to knock it off with the shitty creepypasta adlib bullshit.

@18573041
We also told you to knock it off with the shitposting, but you're not listening either.

>>18561629
I'm thankful!

>>18573795
ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK

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>>18573041
Is it something personal buddy? Did you write one of these stories we did or something?

If I recall, you've also got a beef with FishStick and talked about being the only reason he's recognized. So it seems likely.

Moving along to the story.

>If you acted with a constant boner and valued a self-diagnosed autist’s expensive paperweight over your own, the man will smile delightfully and let out one of those annoying screeches from the FNAF games. He may even throw you on your arms. When he tells you that “Jolly Good Show!” it is now safe to ask him your question: “Would you give your life for your fellow man, even if that man was a synth?”

>His FNAF screeches and fatness will vanish until the time of HL3’s release, and his demeanor will become very delirious. He will tell you how he ended up looking like anon’s mother, what he attempted to do, and his where you may find the best KFC. He will inform you of what you need to do to stop them from gathering, and what you will have to do if they should somehow do just that. You will not like what he has to say; it may make you want to karate chop your mouth and exhibit mungo strength on your tongue and grind your teeth until it’s sweet so that you either get tickled to death or get Type-2 Diabeetus. Do not take the fat man’s way out; face what is to come and save the fat people from the /k/ommando uprising that will befall them if they are reunited.

>When he is done giving you a gift card to an establishment you don’t visit all that often he will ride his magic broomstick over to his chair and return to you with something in his hands. It will help you immeasurably in the days to come, but its assistance will come at all the cost.

>The Mask of Dallas from Payday 2 is Object 319 of 538. How you use this cursed mask is up to you. If you've faked your righteousness through this ordeal, we hope that its curse erodes you when you use its Hamburglary powers for your wicked desires.

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Here's the pastebin for the latest Holders re-write.

http://pastebin.com/6ngg8tdh

As I stated prior, let's go ahead and talk about where we want this series of threads to go from here. I'm open to ideas, so feel free to share what you gotta say. Hell, we still have enough posts to squeeze in another Holder's story, but as I said things have slowed down considerably these past few threads.

Suggestions to improve? Continue on as planned? I'm game to do whatever.

>>18573880
Commit suicide


>>18573854
You and Fishstick are killing /x/ with your self advertisement and shilling. Please go to Reddit where they'll eat it up? Also you guys are killing creepypastas in general.

http://pastebin.com/W6SDxaip

>>18573880
I almost want to say continue just to spite that other asshole, but I think we've had a good run.

I'll be down to do one of these again, but maybe we should let the idea rest for a while and try again in a couple of weeks. Maybe then we can get more people participating.

>>18574032
I say you suck a caterpillar dick

I believe creepypastas should be only red for Halloween and other scary occasions like natural disasters or on 9/11

Half of them aren't even horror but instead either fan fiction, boring sob stories, or try hard stories that try to be epic or deep.

>>18574079
Wow you're so funny nightshift you just took your trip off just to shitpost you're a real man....

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Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>18574143
You do know you're just feeding him, right?

>>18574143
Haha you're hilarious nightshift, you have no real argument so you samefagging in a creepypasta thread on a Japanese imageboars wow you're so fucking cool. I bet you get so much pussy hey bud?

>>18573880
I vote we wait until we do it again.

>>18573990
>>18574412
>>18574132
>>18574068
Aww, it's so nice of you to use your insulting powers to bring good luck to NightShiftAnon

>>18574412
hey i remember you from the ed edd n eddy thread

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>>18575140
How's two or three weeks from now sound? I think that'll give us some time to regroup. Any suggestion on stories to do when we return?

>>18576006
I'unno.
Smile dog?

>>18573990
>You and Fishstick are killing /x/ with your self advertisement and shilling
Yeah
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18420905/#18457484
it
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18308424/#18328835
sure
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18339228/#18346820
would
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18160499/#18165365
be
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18164881/#18165360
annoying
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18155486/#18159979
if
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18109620/#18113905
someone
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18037128/#18037441
constantly
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17831978/#17910721
shilled
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32704196/#32720296
someone's
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/109330071/#109336692
YouTube
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18178165/#18184226
channel
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18308424/#18321081
all
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18308424/#18316665
the
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18308424/#18313512
fucking
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18248584/#18253900
time.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18178165/#18187229
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18178165/#18185756
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18178165/#18184226
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18178165/#18181026

>>18579214
What are you talking about?

>>18581660
I'm saying you're being an annoying faggot yourself by constantly shilling at every possible opportunity, in places where it doesn't even fucking make sense because the message isn't getting across. What point are you proving about /x/ having self shilling tripfags by blatantly shilling with no sense of irony on /pol/ or /r9k/? What are you proving by still posting with that stupid fucking trip? You're just becoming an even more obnoxious asshole than the people you're autistically bitching about. Fuck off already.

>>18549821
Bolivia is not landlocked and has a navy
it uses the amazon to move it from Bolivia to the sea