Can people actually do magic... how?

Magicly

>>18529852
that's not how you spell magically

>>18529848
Close your eyes

i don't know if magic is real but if it is i wanna be a witch

>>18529848
it's spelled magick

>>18529872
It is now.

>>18529848
The same way you get to Carnegie Hall.

JUST DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU

>>18529911
It's spelled mage dick.

>>18530038
it´s spelled wizard

>>18529911
Magick is an offshoot. Magic is classical.

>>18530035
Can i be a magical unicorn with a big anus?

Yes OP. At least, they really did thousands of years ago. Supernatural power. Spiritual beings are able to do things, but some humans were able to as well.

>>18529848
>Can people actually do magic... how?

buy a propur water filter and decalcify your pineal gland

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>>18529848
Post frogs. Get dubs. Change the world.

>>18529848
I would be happy to demonstrate some sex magic with you

words are weapons

you gotta start with your self, really get musical and start to rap your prares, pre rares

rare pepes\

post dank memes

>>18529872
Magickally

>>18530368
Fluoride is a solute, a water filter can't filter it out.

>>18529848
No.
Demons might do things for You If they perceive profit in doing so.
That's the whole of the so called occult: a trap of hell to Fuck You Over.
Pray and forget about this shit.

>>18529848
What do you call magic? If it's shooting fireballs and lightning bolts and turning people into pigs or flying on a broomstick, no, I've never seen anyone do something like it, nor do I have any reason to believe it's possible.

Magic is nothing but really advanced technology.

Can't tell you, after all a good magician never tells their secrets

>>18529848
Yes. Focusing intent mostly and a few other neat tricks you can pick up by doing some research of your own. But research can't compare to actually practicing. Give it a go, you might enjoy the experience.

>>18529911
Isn't the "k" only there so that our search results don't get bombarded with bullshit?

>>18530667
It's there for the same reason why some people spelled hardcore "hardkore" for a while. AKA to be edgy.

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>>18530667
>>18530854
It was originally used to differentiate between Crowley's arts, and the currently existing ones. But it seems a lot of new age/eclectic/chaos magicians have also picked up the "k."

OP: Look up chaos magick. Do research into different religions/spiritualities and follow whatever clicks in your head. It's a bit of a rabbit hole, but if you search, you will find it. Good luck. :)

>>18530552
This guy knows what's up

>>18529848
SHAVE NECK BEARD GET JOB
USE MONEY TO ALCHEMY

>>18532421
>It was originally used to differentiate between Crowley's arts, and the currently existing ones.
Interesting, thanks for sharing that.

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If magick is real, why hasn't some attention whore wizard shown it off in public yet?

>>18532584
Because it's not a performance art.

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>>18532594
it's also not real

>>18532614
Accounting is also not a performance art. Jackass.

>>18532614
>Yeah man, just like accounting's not real because no "attention whore accountants don't show it off in public".

They don't have to, people have accountants for a reason. their shit works, it's plausible, it makes sense.
Not a single wizard has come forward with abilities. so, that shit isn't real.
"I held a colorful rock and witnessed in my minds eye making a sandwich. I lit candles, pulled out my katana and begged for the power of the king of the west wind. Then I made a sandwich because magic is real."

>>18529848
Yeah, check em

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>>18532584
https://youtu.be/qLVhvFmRY-4

>>18532605
Whoa, we got Finns over here..

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>>18529848
They possess themself with an evil spirit which is circumscribed by Satan who is an angel and there can do magick and cast spells.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xumq2nMZKtc

>>18534471
What is most incredible is that Jesus Christ did a few parlor tricks that weren't even close to being as sophisticated and he was considered a GOD back when people were ignorant savages.

Jesus Christ even preached to not wash hands or dishes before eating dinner, because people who wrote the Bible back then had no idea what germs and disease were.

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>>18534525
He washed feet.
He walked on water.
He brought the dead back to life.
He photocopied himself into his own burial shroud.

He also manifested Pepe in the flesh as Two Fish and a Loaf of Bread. Replicating and feeding thousands.

Copypasta only in real life.

>>18529848
No, this entire board is roleplaying. Don't take /x/ too seriously, just have fun.

>>18529911
>giving so much importance to magic's spelling
This is how l know 80% of this board is roleplaying and only pretending to know about magic by being pretentious.

If you were a magickian (lol) you could control minds, yet you get talked shit to on a mongolian horseback frog throwing forum on a daily basis

>>18534570
>If you were a magickian (lol) you could control minds, yet you get talked shit to on a mongolian horseback frog throwing forum on a daily basis

I don't do that. But someone here was fearful and made a thread about being able to read minds, he read my thoughts.

I myself live my life in secrecy doing paranormal activities. Magic. Once in a while something interesting will pop up on this forum, real useful information and data on the supernatural.

>>18534534
>He washed feet.
He washed his own feet but never his own butt. He had all sorts of crusty dingleberries. That is the guy you worship. Crusty dingleberries. Think about it.

>>18534608
I don't worship, I fear.
Those dingleberries can travel through all time and space.

>>18532594
it is at its very core performance art
>>18532584
it literally is on public display everywhere

>>18532629
You live in a world that consists 80% of media I see. There are actual companies that offer remote viewing services to big corporations for industrial espionage. There are professional dowsers that get hired every year by drilling companies to find mostly oil. Most tarot readers and the like are frauds, though. Because they appeal to the masses. But there are legit ones as well.

You have prejudices towards the matter, I understand, but these things exist, and to some people they are not anything more exceptional than accounting, as some other anon said.

Just stop watching TV and pay attention to the world that actually surrounds you. Grow the fuck up.

>>18534641
>it literally is on public display everywhere
Name examples.

>>18534570
To be honest you are right. However, once you realise ESP and PSI are real phenomena, you also realise the reason your life sucks has nothing to do with your skills.

I speak five languages (I'm native in two of them, so 3 foreign languages), am a trained translator, teacher and programmer. I am currently making a living programming, but I make less than 12k net a year.

I won't tell you about the other stuff I learned how to do because as I said, it is irrelevant (and you wouldn't believe me anyway). Reading minds, the future, causing change in the world via magick... Whatever. Perhaps if it were possible to walk through walls I'd rob a bank or something, but so far everything I've experienced indicates that I have a mediocre life because I'm mediocre inside. There's plenty of people out there that know how to do less and actually do more with their lives, if you know what I mean.

As you grow older you will realise this. It has nothing to do with the paranormal, really.

>>18529848
Swish and flick!

>>18530035
Pretty much how magic works.
>Also nice palindrome Thoth.

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>>18534513
>What? I didn't explode!

>>18534471
Wait wait wait.... a magician who makes money off of people to do magic says magic is real?! I'm shocked and my belief is changed

>>18534716
I'm listening anon, would you care to elaborate on the other stuff you have learned?

>>18529904
>hehe im a grill
>come and chase me silly boys lol!!!

>>18530129
You cant have a big anus. But you can still be a unicorn though.