NOPE THREAD

>>18528065
because they suck

>le be me
>something "scary" (ie. boring) happened
>nope.exe
>nope the fuck out

>>18528408
Nope

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>be me
>unplug computer
>go to bed
>computer turns on
>wake up
>nope
>mfw

>>18528426
Bet you love your divination and tulpa threads nigger

>be me
>mid 2000's working a security guard job in huge facility
>working nights. Building is clear.
>i set trip alarms for all doorways and major hallways. Theoretically i can watch TV, play games online without any trouble because if someone breaks in the alarm will signal me.
>230A.M. concourse eastwing trips.
>check cameras nothing.
>go inspect. Nothing
>walk back to office.
>headed down hallway and 50' away is my windows with lights on.
>something is rummaging through my office
>i dont have a weapon so i hide in the janitorial closet with the door cracked 3-4mm to watch
>whatever is in my office is transparent. I blink my eyes and rub them to make sure i am seeing what i am seeing.
>i open my eyes and a large blurry transparent mass is wuickly moving down hall to my location
>i shut door quietly and quickly.
>the door starts vibrating quick and violently and a loud buzzing noise erupts.
>i grab my ears and drop to the corner of the closet knocking over brooms and mops.
>i open my eyes and remove my hands from my ears
>door is wide open and 3 cleaners are crouched down with their hands on me
>anon are you okay?
>w w what time is it
>730A.M. are you okay?
>nope.jpeg

>>18528645
whoa

>>18528665
Was pretty fugged up m8. Ive had other work related paranormal experiences. I quit every one of them after the experience.

>>18528426
literally the only threads /x/ ever had that weren't garbage you moron, what enjoyment could you possibly derive from the fucking millions of dumb ass half baked theories of schizos

>Be me.
>Working in small call centre in large building with two female coworkers.
>9:00pm, rest of the building empty.
>Hear noise not far from the entrance into our room.
>Nobody should be here but other people have keys, decide to check it out bc the girls are spooked.
>Look out door into larger area of the building.
>See legs and feet turn corner, no face visible as I just caught the edge of the person.
>Grab a metal bar from a cubicle.
>Follow to see who it is, feeling a little uncomfortable.
>See back of legs again walk into a one entrance, empty room.
>Enter room cautiously, ready to accidentally assault an innocent IT guy.
>Nobody there.
>Nope out and head back to call centre floor.
>As I approach the room I see the back of the legs entering it.
>Lights in call centre shut off.
>*Girls shouting trope*
>I run in the room and flick the lights back on.
>Nobody else in the room other than the girls.
>"Anon you scared the shit out of us"
>Explain to them what happened.
>They thought I flicked the lights off then back on to fuck with them.

Lesson learned that I should stop joking about paranormal shit because nobody will believe me if something really happens.

>>18528065
>Be me on a Sunday having a few brews listening to music on YouTube.
>Remember that artist Shakira hadn't thought about her in 10 years or more.
>Listen to that one song where she's on the beach, comment to my chick how cool she was.
>Next day Shakira playing on the radio radio hosts saying how they just remember how good she was bla bla
>Same day,lunchtime go into subway Shakira song playing on the rucking T.V.
>That night sitting there bored slap on Netflix, kid wants to watch Zootopia, I sit through it, and you guessed it, staring Shakira.

>Nope


True story

>Be me
>Be 17 working at small town radio station
>work part time from 5:00 till 10:30 on Saturday nights
>Be working at about 8:30 doing pre-recordings for the next day
always goes smoothly with the exception to minor creepy feelings from being in a building alone
>get inexplicable feeling of dread
>get instinct to look out window
>get mental image of a man with a pig's face peering in through the only window in the room
>try to cleanse and protect building with magic
>realize you're still shit at it
>Call down Thor because no other ideas
>Spiritually nuke building
>continue working without issue
That was the only creepy night I had. Worked there for two years.

>>18529337
Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases#Frequency_illusion

>>18528645
>>18528685
you are a bad writer and a bad liar

you should feel stupid and retarded

>>18529442
That doesn't really explain it.

>>18529458
We need more people on this board that give enough of a shit to share stories fabricated or not, I hope that guy sticks with it, maybe he'll get better and contribute cool things in the future.
Sure it wasn't the greatest story nor was it written the best but it's a meaningful contribution either way which I was entertained by, unlike your angry little response.

>>18528426
So why are you even here? Fucking abortion remain

>at home
>light turns off
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Happened to me while visiting Japan as a kid with my parents in summer, to this day i'm still spooked thinking about it.
>dad decides to go say hi to coworker who moved around the area we're in
>dude.works in a huge building, we get in and eventually find him
>grown up talk ensues
>gets really bored
>sneak away from mom and dad and dad friend to look around
>sees elevator
>time to play in nihonese elevator
>bad idea
>just tap on a button,then another, then decides to tap on all the buttons at once because i'm a dumb kid
>CLUNK
>ohshit.jpg
>elevator isn't moving
>10yo me panics like crazy
>lights turn off eventually
>spooked and yelling for help in japanese with what mom and dad taught me
>CLUNK CLUNK
>suddenly elevator moves again
>still no lights
It was one of these elevators with the voice that announce which floor you are going to/are on and the voice didn't say something like usual
>don't think much about it back then
>CLUNK
>distorted as fuck elevator voice
>spooked as fuck
>elevator doors open
>it's unusually cold
It was bright and hot as balls outside, even inside the building it was.still pretty warm
>it's dark and completely silent except for a shh shh noise like when you drag your feet on carpet
>doesn't move an inch, terrified
>door eventually close by themselves and elevator goes up for what seems like an unusual longtime
>too scared to move
>doors open,back to the floor i was on
>run crying to mom and dad, say i played with the elevator and got on a scary basement floor thing
>coworker tells me they don't have a basement
>dad goes lol kidz imaginashun
>before leaving coworker tells me in a hushed tone "stay near your mom and dad ok?"
>pretty disturbed for the rest of the day

>>18529773
This is a good post.

>drink
>fall asleep
>wake up 7 hours later
>feel fine
>20 mins pass
>suddenly neck and shoulders tense up and head feels heavy
>derealisation and anxiety
>nausea
>won't go away

nope as fuck

>>18529354
Lol what

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>be me
>move to knew town a couple of months ago
>i live in a really old grade 2 listed building
>2 roommates already lived there 8months
>they tell me the cellar is haunted
>one night we come back drunk and I start parading around in the cellar, taunting the 'ghost' claiming it doesn't exist and that it can't do shit
>nothing happens

>last week
>it's about 1am and i need a drink
>only one roommate home
>walk out of my room and start getting really intense shakes
>not cold, scared or anything just trembling like a mother fucker
>no idea why
>start heading downstairs
>halfway down I stop for no real reason
>didnt hear or see anything out of the ordinary
>suddenly become completely overcome with pure, raw fucking terror
>leg it back upstairs convinced something is behind me, even on me
>get into my room and my roommate comes in asking what all the noise is about
>explain whats happening
>he thinks im joking at first but realises i'm completely serious
>he goes and checks around downstairs and there's leaves all over the ground floor
>no doors or windows open
>at this point im freaking out, still for no real reason whatsoever
>eventually calm down after like half an hour and go to sleep

I swear that ghost attacked me /x/ I've never believed in anything like that before that event. But fuck...

>>18528442
It was a laptop wasn't it?

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>>18528065
>be French
>live in a really small shitty village
>nearest town is 40km away
>litteraly nothing around just countryside
>I was 19 yo and kinda alone
>One night I decide to go the village for a walk, drink some beer and chill
>I was just walking randomly, it's not a big place
>I remember there were some benchs near the "salle des fêtes" it's a big place where weddings and things like that happen (I don't know the english word)
>it has some big windows so you can see inside
>it's locked during the night it has no security other than that tho
>So I was walking around it
>Sit on a bench just chillin
>And saw a light coming from inside
>"wtf ?"
>So I decide to walk near it and look inside
>There were a bunch of people sitting in a circle with candles and shit
>nope.avi
>They couldn't see me but I was scared as fuck so I ran back the fuck home

I talked about it with my dad the next morning, he said it was weird but I shouldn't get involved

>>18529538
It doesn't really explain it if you prefer to believe in bullshit.

Bibidybump.

>>18530798
I was going to say you can hack those voice things. They're usually an extension on an internal phone network so are known as being quite fun.

You might have found a secret gangster room or something?

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My story

>>18528065
First story I've ever told on here, bare with me please
>Be me last night
>Go to a smallish party
>Having fun, had a few drinks
>These girls I know bring out a ouiji board
>Now everyone else being sensible says fuck off with that and refuse to play
>They say they need another player
>Think to myself lol fuck it, and tell them I'll play
>I believed it was all horseshit anyway
>We light some candles and get all the gay ass preparations made in a small side room
>Que generic "Is anyone there" "Are there any spirits here tonight"
>Think to myself ofc not
>Little piece thing moves to yes
>"Alright which one of you moved it?" I asked
>Both shake their heads
>"What's your name?"
J-A-V and stops
>"Is your name Javier" I asked
Yes
>"Where are you from?"
M-E-X-I
>"Mexico?"
Yes
Now at this point I'm thinking it's one of the girls moving it around so I think of a way to see for real. I'm part spic and speak Spanish and those girls only knew English. (Read next part as Spanish)
>Want to speak in Spanish?
Yes
>When did you die?
1-6-3-9
>How did you die?
G-A-S
>In a fire?
Yes
>Was it an accident?
No
>Murder?
Yes
>Do you know the killer
P-A-D-R-E
Girls are confused as fuck and keep asking what's going on and I kinda realize that they're still there and haven't known what was going for the past 5 minutes.
>Just then all our phones fucking go off at the same time and lights flicker
>I'm scared as fuck now
>"Were gonna say goodbye Javier"
Fucking slams to No
>"Javier we are saying goodbye"
Piece starts moving real erratically and end on Mo
>Force the piece to Goodbye and it feels like it fought me the whole way
I never believed in ouiji boards until last night and now I'm really skeeved out now /x/

>>18531088
The English equivalent is town hall.

>>18528442
My dogshit windows10 hewletpackerd does that, I put it in sleep mode and right in the middle of the night the fucker will turn on by itself, pisses me off. Fucking windows10 uploading all my photos and data and shit to their cloud those mother fuckers.

>1am falling asleep
>about to nod out
>feel a finger run across my lip
>nope
>wide awake
>dont fall asleep till 3

>>18531394
you got the ghosty sanchez son

>>18531394
it was ur dad

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>>18528645
Fuck that!

>>18531088
Ayy fellow frenchie.

>be me, 8yo
>at grandma's house
>she tells me not to snoop around in a certain room because it's under renovations
>doesnt understand what she means but ok
>go to room anyway because i was a terribly curious child and disobeying little shit
>put my ear on door, pure silence
>look through the keyhole
>dark even though there is a window in every room and curtains are all lacey grandma stuff
>rustle rustle
>for a split second i saw a fucking eye looking back at me
>scream like a banshee and go back to grandma
>scolds me for disobeying but comforts me and tell me to stay with big dog
>she goes upstairs
>hear her yelling at someone
>"get out , you don't live here anymore, stop this instant!"
Never really understood but i feel really weirded out thinking about it. And when I asked my grandma about it lastlastshe year she frowned and smiled as if i was saying something weird and then changed the subject.

>>18532301
>>dark even though there is a window in every room and curtains are all lacey grandma stuff
Reminds me, there are some houses around where I grew up with no or almost no windows.

>>18531108
it's more believable that the building was haunted and something fucked with him

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>>18530988
>i got spooked for no reason because i'm a sissy faggot
good story Anon

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This is now a Pope thread.

This is a short story but anyway was scary af
>Be me last year
>I'm sleeping and I'm having one of those dream where it doesn't seems like a dream
>In this dream, I'm in my bed and a shadowy figure walk's up to me
>Heavy breathing intensifies**
>The figure it's right next to me
>I can like, feel his warm breath, and I can hear it too
>I wake up, feeling like I've run for miles
>It's dark and everything is spinning around me
>I get up and start running to my living room
(My house is like, one corridor and in one end is the living room, and the other is my room, this corridor also leads to every other room too)
>While running to the living room I look at the bathroom
>All I can see is a foot in the dark floor
>Kept running
>Turned on the light and jumped on the couch
>When I looked at the corridor I could feel something staring at me

>>18528065
>be me
>be 18
>go to the anne frank (nickname for shitty one room apt we used to party at)
>eat some 2ci (a strong hallucinogen)
>decide to give some to the absolutely bat shit insane dude we used to hang out with
>dude got all his stab wounds and tattoos in prison
>shot his brother (his brother lived, didnt show up to court and it got dropped. i know this because i was there in court with him)
>we are have a fun time
>shit starts to get weird
first off we were watching ufc and this guy got a mean cut on his face and blood was literally squriting out of it everywhere and the ref didnt stop the fight. friend passes out from watching this (he was a bit of a bitch sometimes, may he rip) a commercial for a horror movie scares the piss out of a friend of ours and he literally tries to climb backwards up the wall it freaked him out so bad ( keep in mind we were all tripping balls )
then there is a blanket sitting in between me and my friend, its filled in like there is a person in it. me and my friend get up at the same time to ask how this person is doing but its just a hollow blanket. there is a hole where the head would be but just empty space, and the whole blanket is filled like it has mass. me and my friend look at each other like "wtf is this madness" and i poke it and the blanket just deflates.
we say fuck it and get back to tripping. well bat shit crazy guy is having a rough time and i intermittently go over and try to calm him down. 2ci can be pretty rough.
the weirdest thing though was i was sitting on the couch and people were yelling at my friend to shut the door, then everyone yelled in unison "ANON SHUT THE DOOR" he turns around to do so and the door just shuts all the way on its own.
>wtf
>nope
he looks at me confused, because you cant open and shut this door you literally have to run into it with your whole body to get it open and shut it was a real pain in the ass. i just shrugged.

>>18531109
That's creepy as fuck. Did you tell anyone else? Did you see 'her' again?

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>>18533062
cont.
>me and a friend go into the garage to smoke some weed
>hear some loud nosies and what sounded like someone fell really hard
>music stops
>wtf
>immediately start to think bat shit crazy guy snapped and started hurting people
>well fuck, this will not be a fun conversation with the cops
>hear moaning and banging coming down the stairs to the garage
>oh fuck he really did it
>friends open the door laughing
>the were pretending to be zombies to scare us and a drunk friend fell upstairs
>ah well good
>pack up a car and drive to another friends house at about 5am
>try to go to sleep
>out of nowhere what sounds like 30 coyotes just start yipping and howling and going nuts
>i walk around checking the windows just repeating "i am fucking done with tonight. this is enough"
2ci is a hell of a drug

>be 19
>working security at a hospital
>not a great neighborhood so i get to carry my gun which basically made the job for 19 year old me
>mostly patrolling the exterior and general property to make sure no ones skulking or trying to break and enter for ingredients or straight drugs
>maybe 11pm or so
>get told through walkie by my boss to check out the south wall
>at the far east corner of the south wall
>apparently one of the patients saw something out her window and is making a fuss
>usually that means junkies trying to break in
>walk down the outer wall to see if anythings fucked
>one of the fire exit doors is open
>not unusual as those doors don't have handles on the exterior and have to be shimmed open so why not a part where no lights are on or people inside of
>old dead part of the hospital section slated to be renovated into something "eventually"
>cue mission impossible music breach and clear tactical roll
>drop my fucking flashlight
>find out through "trial and error" that it works so long as i tap the ever living shit out of the thing
>turns the dead hallway into a techno with my light flashing and flying all over
>effective
>maybe it will tweak them out and I won't get shot for some forgotten 3 decade old morphine
>notice amongst my personal rave that a kid ran by one of the cross sections
>chase after him slapping my flashlight like a retard
>fast fucker
>running in circles essentially but close enough behind i can see him turn the corner
>run for maybe 3ish minutes
>peel a corner
>catch a flash of a shit ton of feet wearing slippers then my light goes entirely dead
>no
>run my ass in the opposite direction cause i'm not being beaten to death by a gang of 12 year olds
>pop into a room and slam the door
>see this weird closet
>windows are panes which usually don't open cause burglars

>>18533183
>so its jump through old glass that'll shatter into thousand pieces and cut my shit up or rusty footlocker thing
>its actually an old locker
>even has a coat in it
>hop in
>have to grab the coat hook on the door to close it
>second it closes the room outside lights up
>locker instantly gets pushed the fuck around
>hold that coat hook for dear life
>last maybe 30 seconds before the locker tips over and my ass plops out
>fucking sunshine outside the window
>okay.
>don't panic
>panic
>wildly flail at my walkie
>get morning hour shift supervisor
>angry guy telling me to stop crying and he'll come get me
>starts questioning me asking what graveyard is doing at the hospital at 10am
>nervously check my watch
>says 11:37pm
>panickly flail my watch at his face
>more crying panic
>tells me to sit still
>walks off and talks on his walkie
>distinctly hear "another incident"
>more talking I don't really remember cause i'm losing my shit at all the cuts i got from tumbling around
>suddenly he's back
>slaps me in the face
>hands me $100 and tells me to not talk about this shit or he'll feed me my gems
>only go back in the next day to pick up my last paycheck and quit
>fucking nightmares for weeks of being inside that locker getting shaken like a 3 year olds gold fish
Still no idea why I didn't think of my gun and light those fuckers up even if it only had a 7 round clip and there had to be 30 pairs of feet.

>>18530798
There's actually a japanese legend about that. It's why they exclude a floor number in all buildings. Fuck, man.

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>be me
>be 12 (2008)
>sneak into vacant house with friends
>tons of shit left there by owners
>find booze and start pouring it into some antique cups
>suddenly hear rattling sound from basement
>since with friends and feeling ballsy shout "fuck you whore" to the basement
I usually shouted stuff like this when creepy things happened because i figured that since nobody ever does that in the movies then no scary event will play out
>we kek and finsih pouring the drinks
>suddenly hear a faint voice from the basement
>its saying "fuck you"
>sounds like 3 people speaking at the same time but perfectly synchronized
>rattling sound gets loud
>we drop the bottle and glasses and run for the door
>hear voice screaming "im gonna fuck your corpses"
>we run across lawn as fast as we can shouting and freaking out
>one of my friends started crying
>friend left his coat inside but is too scared to go back for it
>we nope the fuck out and never go back

To this day me and the friends in question talk about going back there for the coat.

>>18531088
Oh my, that's genuinely sp00ky.

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>>18533322
jesus, but actually good genuinely made me spoop

also checkin those trips then dubs

>>18530798
>Be retarded kid
>Bored while dad is talking to co-worker
>Mom pretends to not notice me sneak off in case it'll finally get me rid of
>It's old as shit
>Press as the buttons at once
>clunky nip elevator can't power all the lights on the buttons and causes a power outage
>Elevator voice distorts due to it running out of power
>Get out in room where everybody who works already went home
>The heat went out because of my dumb ass pressing too many buttons
>Go back to my parents
>Dad's coworker gets down up against my face
>Stop running around alone you little faggot nobody wants to go looking for you

>>18530820
>Drink
>Go to sleep
>Wakeup with a hangover
Ftfy
I swear this board would be Barron if you niggers would take your meds

Go back

Shit, you are retarded.

>>18533183
>chase after him slapping my flashlight like a retard

kek quality story anon

>>18530988
You had a panic attack. That's basically a textbook case of a panic attack. Happens for no goddamn reason, just hits, leaves ya feeling like yer gonna die, then poof, gone. Brains are weird as fuck.

>>18528645
Did you have sex with it

>>18531144
Obviously it wants someone to know he was killed, maybe his death was never solved and he wants the record cleared. You should have spoken more with him

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>>18529538
That literally explains it. You're just looking for "muh spooky Shakira ghost haunting me"

>>18531210
Depends on the country. In the US, town square would be more accurate. Usually the actual town hall is an administrative building, and the "square" is a big area nearby where people can do stuff that's more fun.

>>18533201
Do it. Bring a camera and some extra people and a weapon

>>18533201
Kek, it was probably just some fuckers exactly like you

>About 12 years old
>Live in apartment complex with large ponds filled with ducks
>Crossing small bridge to get to playground or some shit.
>See man leaning against rail, he looks at me.
>Instant feeling of fear and dread as I notice his eyes are bright red, nothing else.
>Sprint as fast as I can home
>Look back one more time when I get to my door.
>Man with red eyes in the distance still watching me.
>Lock myself in my room and play Counter Strike for rest of day.

>>18529458
Fuck you man, let people try out their OC. We don't get enough of it. I'd rather get some mediocre stories thrown in with the crowd than be reading the same copypasta day in and out.

>Waiting at a stop light at 1:00 a.m.
>Guy on bike coming at mad speed trying to flag me down and shit
>He starts yelling
>Right on red
>Burn the fuck outta there with my Charger
>Go into a neighborhood dark as FUCC
>Turn around and go home when he's out of sight

lol

>at home
>late at night
>getting drink of water
>step on lego
>ouch.jpg
>fear of legos is forever
Nope!
End.

>Sleeping at friends
>Wake up 30 mins ago
>German cockroach on me and all over fucking place
>Nope
>Not going back to sleep
>Now on /x/ trying to find spoopy stories
True Story

>>18533551
It says that it is a thing but it doesn't explain how or why it occurs i.e. it does not explain it

Happened last week

>Be me, working at movie theater
>Cleaning up the last few rooms, it's like 12:30AM
>Just brooming while listening to music with my earphones
>Suddenly feel something behind me
>Take an earphone off and walk around the room
>"Anyone there?"
>Hear footsteps behind me, look behind and the only thing was the broom I left reclined on the wall
>Stare for a while
>Notice that the broom is like 2 meters farther away from me
>Get paranoid and call one of my co-workers
>When we arrive, the trash I picked up was all over the floor and there were huge coke puddles

We got the fuck out after I told him what I was feeling. Turns out the movie theater was built on top of an old factory that was abandoned in the early 2000's because of all the accidents that happened there.

I still refuse to clean that room when I'm closing up at 1AM.

>working overnight in a secured building
>all windows and doors are alarmed
>have an override on the back and front doors so I can leave them open for some air
>I'm seated at a desk between both doors
>at the front door (on the street) there is a knocking sound
>wtf go check it
>as I reach the door (10 steps) there is a power blackout
>NOPE
>power is back within 10 seconds
>everything is normal
>close both doors and secure them

>>18533878
sounds like you got infiltrated by Sam Fisher

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>>18531409
Too fuking kek

>>18528645
2spookyfugme

>>18533600
That's what I was thinking

>>18531144
build ghost wall

>be me
>mid 2009
>friend wants me to help him take pictures for a project he has to finish
>at his apartment using black/white film to shoot
>takes a bit to develop a picture since you have to put it in dektol then some other chemicals etc
>about 6:30
>buddy's about to leave to get food bc it's time for dinner plus as a thank you for me helping him
>lets me pick what we're having
>ask for chinese from the restaurant across town
>damn it anon
>anyway, friend leaves
>start developing the pictures we took
>head into half-assed darkroom
>literally his bathroom with like 2 shower curtains taped on the outside of the door and doubled up
>folding card table partially in tub partially out with chemicals on it you get the idea
>soak the film, waiting for it to develop
>look at picture
>picture has weird black lines across it can't tell what they are
>was a picture of an antique vase? at least I think it was a vase that's what it looked like his grandmother left it to him
>how odd
>check camera clean lens nothing on it
>go ahead and take another picture just at the wall above the vase to test
>buddy's a photography nut so he's got a lot of old-ass cameras
>take a picture with another old camera in case the other one's lens is cracked or has some shit on it where I'm unable to clean it
>develop the photo of camera 1 first
>still black lines, looks worse than before
>not really into photography so I just assume I'm fucking something up with the exposure
>develop the other one
>it's worse
>annoyed at this point bc I'm worried all our pictures that I took ended up like this
cont

>>18534075
>grab one of buddy's many disposable kodak cameras he has in case of a 'photographic emergency'
>yeah he's kinda of a fag
>snap a picture with it, literally how can I fuck it up
>head into bathroom
>really uneasy for whatever reason
>seems quieter than normal in there
>assume I'm just on edge
>begin opening up kodak
>swear I see something in the mirror
>looked like a mop or something
>tactically check my pants
>pretty spooked at this point, develop film
>suddenly feel overwhelming sense of dread
>do not want to look at the mirror
>film develops nope the fuck out of the bathroom
>look at film
>black lines on even the kodak's picture
>really thin lines; looks like a clump of hair was laid in front of the lens
>remember mop like thing I saw in mirror
>2 and 2 go together

I'm not sure exactly what was going on whether it was the lighting or what, but I'm pretty sure the 'mop' I saw was probably some girl's fligure and the lines were her interfering with the camera.

Still gave me a solid spook friend was spooked too told me the vase once belonged to his grandmother so maybe that has some significance which is why I included it earlier. Who knows tho

>>18528426
also
>le be me
>le sleep paralysis happened
>nope.exe
>nope the fuck out

>>18534085
Can you post them?

>>18533322
Maybe she's still keeping tabs on you, anon.

>>18528645
>Huge facility
What type of facility, Anon?

>>18529337
>Zootopia, I sit through it, and you guessed it, staring Shakira
there you go. explained

>>18532914
>>Turned on the light and jumped on the couch
So if a crazy guy actually had broken into your home your idea of defense would be turning on lights and hopping on comfy furniture?

>>18534085
This reads like somoene who's never experienced 35mm film and thinks it's like a Polaroid. Really, you developed the film and then noped out of the bathroom?

How fucking retarded.

>>18528065
> be me
> summon a demonic spirit of a
> rather cute blonde girl who died tragically
> ouiji with her, get her into me.
> she possesses a cute little doll I get off
> amazon. and now moving up to a
> silicon cause she wants to feel me inside of
> her. still cant believe how a object can just
> move like that, change, and be so sensual.
> 5 living girls and 3 guys who want me.
> I like my demon / ghost hunny.
> sorry peeps, I just found something better
> soo.....
> nope.

>>18533322
>the town knows roughly where a thirteen year old girl on her own is
>eh she's probably alright plus mail just gets returned to sender

>>18534356
>5 living girls and 3 guys
Stop fiddling with male corpses.

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>>18531144
>Piece starts moving real erratically and end on Mo
>Mo
>MOE

>>18532531
underrated post

>>18528426

>>>/divination threads/
>>>/tulpa threads/
>>>/despair code threads/
>>>/deep web threads/
>>>/flat earther threads/
>>>/a fucking woodchipper/

>be working late nights at grocery store
>closing shit, cleaning meat department, etc
>there's like two other people with me in there
>almost done
>the other two guys are waiting for me to finish locking some doors
>suddenly, hear a door slam shut
>it's the beer fridge
>go get the other two guys, make sure they're not fucking with me
>they tell me they heard it
>might be an intruder
>one of them stays in the employee break room to call the cops while I and the other go check
>get to within 20 feet of the beer fridge
>can faintly hear screaming
>like someone whose voice is gone but is still trying to scream
>we need to check it out
>door is frosted over, can't see inside
>we count to five, ready to take on whoever or whatever is back there
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>18528065
>be me (few years ago)
>skyping with friends at night
>all talking about various creepypastas
>get real into it
>suddenly electricity falls out
>ohfuck.gif
>go downstairs with laptop in one arm (for light), baseball bat in the other
>go downstairs
>mom sees bat
>"why the fuck are you holding that, anon?
>"I don't know..."
>light some candles
>sit in the sofa playing pokemon on DSLite
>play silently
>hear those little noises all around me
>all but one candle has died
>DS battery almost dead
>after e few hours light turns back on
>YES.gif
>take bat, laptop and DS, run back to my room
>lie back in bed
>no more friends online "bummer"
>see daylight through the window
>feelsverygood.png

>>18531221
>half asleep at 3 am
>brrr BRRRRRRRTTT
>shit bricks until I realize it was my pc
Fucking CD player/burner makes that sound.

>be me
>fuck stepsister
>she dies
>feelsgood.jpg

Yes, bump

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(Probably) not paranormal, but still spoopish.

>last year, maybe early november
>around 2 or 3 am
>couldn't sleep, so i was screwing around with art on the laptop
>half lying on the couch in the dark
>periphery vision completely black from bright screen
>hear slight tapping on glass balcony door (live in an apartment)
>ignore it at first, but it gradually gets stronger, more determined
>kinda windy and figure our little metal clothes hanger has been knocked over
>begrudgingly get up and walk over to the balcony door
>open fly-screen door and flick on outside light at the same time
>through the glass door i see a half naked man standing on our balcony, looking in
>probably in his 40s
>balding at temples, beard scruff, crows feet
>seriously only wearing his tighty-whiteys
>i'm on the third floor, wat
>i step back, stunned
>would had laughed if i weren't so shocked
>dude gives this cheesy grin like he'd just pulled his ultimate prank
>calmly walks over to the railing and carefully climbs over
>disappears into the night, and i haven't seen him since

Didn't bother calling the fuzz, because Ausfag cops can't do anything without evidence.
Strangest moment of latter 2016 for me.

I did have one night before that where, in the middle of the night, some guy was calling my name from the street. Obscured by the trees, but I'm pretty sure it was the same guy. Fucker probably got my name and apartment number from my mail. Needless to say, there's a padlock on the letterbox now.

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Did you ever consider the fact that the Universe was your will?

>>18534712
>didn't check to see if .gif first
>spooped

God job, anon. Ya got me. -_-

>>18528645
>It's an Anon gets raped by a ghost episode

>>18531409
Underrated post

>be me
>8 years old living with a single mom
>live in a small village, nearest town is 30 miles away
>"hey anon i've been busy all day so i haven't had time to go out and get us dinner"
>go to the supermarket with mom
>it's like 10.30 pm when we finish shopping, we were the last customers
>exit to parking lot, now it is confirmed that we were the only shoppers left in the premises
>i walked up to the car, opened the passenger door then heard a feint buzzing sound coming from the radio
>"did you leave the radio on anon? i think it's busted"
>mom attempts to tune it to a different channel, but all we could hear was this static buzzing sound. thankfully it faded out, as it started to give me goosebumps
>we head back towards home, which was roughly 45 minutes away
>suddenly, the static buzzing noise returned, only this time it appeared to be getting louder and louder
>mom looks super freaked out, then all of a sudden a blinding light flashed through the windows
>"Anon we need to get out of this car right now"
>i thought i was going to die at this point but nevertheless i did what my mom said
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>18530820
I sympathise. Hangovers and dissociation don't mix well.

>>18528065
Please, PLEASE SPAM THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF THESE! They're the only reason why I visit this place.

>>18534712
>see a pasta image
>lots of text
>almost click it
>STOP
>I recognize that shit!
>I have a copy of it myself that I save for opportune moments
>I gave mine a big bullshit number for a filename too
Glad to see you're keeping the tradition alive, anon.

>>18534903
As a note to others: if you do see a blinding flash, stay in the fucking car. It's probably lightning.

>>18533858
Stop being a baby bird.

>>18529538
>>18533858
>>18529337
It happens because;
If you hear hundreds of random stuff you will only remember the one that stayed relevant and happened tomorrow among other hundred stuff.
Your brain keeps searching for patterns ( which evolved as a survival mechanism like trying to find potential hunter faces in foliage) so you notice it.
Since you thought about it recently it has been inserted in your brain as "relevant"
Since you find it relevant you actively notice anything similar around you.

>>18535224
I don't know if you guys experienced this one as well but whenever my family bought a new car i felt as though it suddenly started appearing in the streets even if it was a popular car before

>>18533084
>hey guise i did drugs
>a commercial for a horror movie made me spooked
>7spooky9me guise

>>18531394
it was my dick bro

>>18534673
Hey, flat earth threads are funny as hell

>>18534762
Too bad you Ausfags can't legally arm yourselves, I know that's not your fault, but damn, weird shit like that could happen to anyone.

>>18533837
fuck off faggot

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>>18534697

>>18534712
fuck you

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>sleeping in room alone
>wake up to loud noise
>turn on lights
>the ceiling fan blade broke at the metal piece that attached the blade to the base of the fan, then hit the wall
>nothing obstructing the fan blades path, never been damaged before
>no real explanation as to why the fan blade's metal piece would just snap in the middle of the night
>go back to sleep terrified as fug

>>18533183
The fuck? I'm a guard and I wouldn't do shit past seeing the fire door being open. I don't live in an urban warzone though.

>>18536189
>metal is capable of degrading
Well done, retard, nothing is unbreakable

>>18528645
The elites have access to technology we're led to believe doesn't exist.
That was a gov't agent looking for something while wearing cloaking technology. He saw that you noticed him, so he tranqed you

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>>18536328
>A high-quality fan not even 2 years old and in a dry, non-humid environment is capable of degrading to the point of thick metal snapping in two pieces during regular use

lmao

>>18530798
Used to be a janitor in a relatively old building. There was one of those "old" sliding-gate elevators, and then an additional newer elevator. Sometimes I'd get bored and clean inside the elevator. What a lot of people don't know is that most elevators do a "sleep mode" when they aren't called for long enough, and the lights shut off. They can be spooky inside, but the cool thing about this elevator was that you could access the top floor attic. Some elevators have either a key or a button combination to take you there. The attic area was definitely spoopy, much like the basement and its tunnels.

Anyway, I once spooked some couple as they went to open the elevator. You normally don't expect somebody to be in there if there's no travel time.

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vaccines are little ufos and cause testicle cancer
and breast cancer, vagina cancer
manboobs
adhd
aspergers
autism retardation
etc...

>nope

>>18534697
Thanks for reminding me exactly where I am.

>>18534712
>gif
Not today asshole

>>18528442
Stop being hot.

>NSA guys are lonely.

>>18533193
Holy fuck
Where do you live?
Anything else happen?

>lying on bench in garden on sunny day
>look up
>three black dots in the sky arranged in a triangle
>OH SHIT
>they start to spin
>they start to climb
>they start to get blown by the wind and drift apart
>it's three fucking black helium balloons

Felt pretty stupid tbqh

>sleep paralysis
>manage to sit up
>look at side of bed
>dark fog looking thing
>scary voice
>you're gonna die on a friday
>get back under covers
o-okay, thanks

>be me
>wake up at night to go to the bathroom
>turn on the lights in my bedroom so i don't trip over stuff
>finish my business and go back to my bedroom
>see what looks the grim reaper standing in a corner
>lights still on at this point
>nope.jpeg
>turn lights off
>try to go to sleep and hope i live to see tomorrow

I swear on my life that this actually happened to me. If you don't believe me, so be it.

Posted this on another thread, but it seems more appropriate here
>Local town has a legend of the ghost bridge
>the bridge is way out in the woods on what used to be a plantation
>Supposedly slaves would be hung there by being roped up and pushed off the top
>The idea is to sit on the edge and look down. You are supposed to feel a push.
>A group of us load up in a truck and head down there. We cross the bridge and park in a clearing next to it.
>the bridge is wooden, about 200 feet across a 10 foot deep stream. It's definitely tall enough to hang someone from.
>somehow, over the years, it has become a dumping ground.
>in the clear water under the bridge, you could see a sunken washing machine in that weird 60's green, and old car chassis probably dating from the 30's, and random other items like bicycle frames and metal scraps
>It's creepy even without being a ghost bridge.
> We sit down. Some even claim they can feel the push.
>One of the girls screams and starts crying and pointing upstream toward the far bank
>She tells us she sees a little girl staring at her.
>No one else can see it though.
>Maybe she freaked herself out
>The fun is gone now. She's shaken up pretty badly and just wants to sit in the car.
>Time to go
>buddy cranks up the truck and tries to leave, but the ground was still wet from rains the night before and the truck had sank into the clay.
>He gets himself good and stuck, and the guy we know that can tow us out is just getting off work and won't be able to come for an hour
>We pile out and start looking for wood to shove under the tires for traction.
>not much in the area, but plenty down by the banks under the bridge
>needless to say no one is happy about being down under that bridge near all the history and trash
>only me and another guy volunteer to go down there
>I'm gathering an armful and suddenly get the feeling I'm being watched.
Cont.

>>18536647
>I look over toward the bridge, and I see an older man in tattered overalls staring at me
>I could feel hatred seething from him
>The whole thing with the old man lasts about 5 seconds before he disappears.
>Hell to the nope. I'm done, son.
>Pretty sure I just saw the ghost of one of the slaves that was hung from that bridge, and shit's about to go down.
>Turn to the guy next to me and tell him it isn't safe. We need to got back to the truck now.
>Get called a pussy.
>Fair enough, but I'll be back safe with the group.
>I don't even make it back to the truck before he screams and begs for help
>Nope 2.0. You guys go get him.
>The other two guys in our group go down and come back carrying him.
>They lay him in the bed of the truck.
>His ankle is already turning a nasty shade of purple
>according to him, his feet flew out from under him, and he fell on it all fucked up trying to catch himself before he fell on some rocks.
>he wouldn't look me in the eye
>we ended up just sitting in the truck until help arrived
>I've never been back to that bridge

Man, I actually kinda envy some of you guys with cool experiences. The only paranormal experience I ever had was really short and lame.

>>18534712
Zoomed in on my phone for that one, you fucker. GG

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>>18533193
>clip

>be me
>13 years old
>in bed, around 1am
>every light in the room was on, door was open
i slept with my lights on because i was morbidly afraid of aliens abducting me ever since my uncle freaked me out with his stories of alien visitation
>i look over to the doorway
>suddenly i have a heavy feeling of dread
>start to panic in my mind a little
>the air conditioning unit outside my room clicks off, making the house completely silent
>suddenly, something very tall peeks/leans into my room
>7 feet tall at least
>wasnt about to wait to get a better look at it
>immediately scream as loud as possible
>the thing darts out of my room
>my parents come running into my room
>im hysterical, and i tell them what happened.
>they search around the house, and find nothing
>they tell me to go the fuck to sleep
>stay up until sunrise

i have a few other stories if anyone is interested

bumping because I need more stories.

>>18533193
Sounds like you worked at a Shriner hospital and you saw kids they stole.

Be me 18
>Get home from work one night
>Dads on the computer and no one else is home except the dog
>this incident has happened multipe times to various family members
>Standing next to my dad i was watching him play some game, the stairs to the 2nd floor are right behind us with 2doors leading to it from 2 rooms on the first floor
floor and both are closed
>Out of nowhere we hear these heavy footfalls run up the steps
>We look at each other in disbelief
>I grab a bat from the garage and proceed upstairs
>I check everyroom but theres nothing
>We still hear things sometimes

>>18534712
What's the spook? I'm too scared.

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>>18536234
If we don't oust them once they're actually inside thats some felony blah blah blah and the hospital has to pay some obscene fine even though the actual separation between that wing and the dead one is essentially a blast door.
Also if you don't tell them off they'll keep coming back.
>>18536733
Clipazine* my bad. Was tired when i wrote that.
>>18536877
I have no idea what a "Shriner" is. Please explain.
>>18536547
Rather not get into where i live other than we're just outside of a very very shit city.
>Anything else happen?
Weird shit happens around here 24/7 just by virtue of the citizens but at the actual hospital i have no idea. Went in the next day to grab my paycheck and quit. I'd rather guard for one of the factory's where we have towers and actual fencing with wire uptop than deal with weird shit like that.

>>18533084
So... 2ci gives you super powers?

>>18528442
Scully?

>>18536557

10/10 most feasible UFO story ever written

>>18528645
Snake in his second playthrough(he picked the cloak).

>>18532301
decent

>Be 17 year old me, living in Central PA
>Shut-in who plays video games most of his free time
>Browsing the web, see some neat shit about Pennhurst Asylum
>An old asylum supposedly closed down for abusive experiments on the patients
>Supposed to be crazy haunted, standard urbexing fare, neat shit
>Find a photographer who doesn't just show pictures of the place
>He details the path to get there without tipping off the guard to discourage dipshit teens
>He just specifies one important thing:
>"DO NOT BE THERE AFTER DARK"
>Apparently the spirits there get rather violent
>Think this sounds rad and want some decent memories post-graduation
>Hop in my shitty car and go on a Saturday ~1
>Parents don't know, they're just glad I'm getting out of the house
>Arrive, park about a mile down the way
>Take long-ass route through the woods, stumble through briar patches and shit
>Get there, get inside one of the buildings sneeky-beaky like
>Looking around, coolest shit shut-in, sheltered me had ever seen
>Place was trashed, occasional tags, cool shit
>Exploring buildings, snapping pics with a cheap camera I brought, great time
>Sunset
>I brought a flashlight, was a staunch teen atheist, and liked Halloween, I wanted to stay
>Darkness falls, I explore freely, the site said the guard left after dark
>Exploring the Mayflower building, looking in some of the upstairs rooms
>Feel a cold breeze, figure it's the many broken windows
>Think I hear a voice, turn around, figure it's my mind playing tricks on me
>I'm in a room with a cheap old office table, a few broken chairs, and two old filing cabinets
>Checking one cabinet for the shits, when suddenly my hairs all stand on end
>IMMEDIATELY after, fucking TABLE hits me in the back of my head
>WindowsShutDownTone.mp3
>Fucking hit the ground, seeing white flashes of light, think I hear movement around me, don't see shit
>Recover, lurch up and stumble out to the road. Think I hear a voice, sprint the mile or so to my car

Continued...

>>18537262
>After the initial freakout, calm the fuck down and start thinking of it as a neat memory
>No longer a fucking staunch atheist, though
>Come home, realized I lost the camera in the confusion, told Mom I lost it hiking, she bought it
>Tell my friends, cool kid in the group for a few weeks


>Be 21 year old me, a year and a half ago
>Halloween tradition with me and my friends to go to a haunted house
>One figures out that Pennhurst got bought and turned into an attraction
>They want to see it, too, decide to all go
>We go, have a great time
>Get to arguably the main attraction of the place
>Self-guided tour of the Mayflower building
>I missed this on the site. I'm getting nervous, friend convinces me to go with them anyway
>Go in, recognize the first floor, see they've boarded off the second floor
>Ask a worker why
>"I... y'know, I'm actually not sure. They just did. Sorry."
>I'mOKWithThis.jpeg
>All-in-all, shit attraction. Finish up, go back to the courtyard
>Friends are discussing what to go through next
>Look back at the Mayflower building at the second floor
>There's a face
>There's a fucking white-ass face in the window
>It's looking at me
>It's grinning at me
>Not the "WooooOOOOOoooh, scary movie serial killer!" grin
>The "I remember you, you piece of shit" grin
>I'm rooted to the spot, just staring at it while it grins at me
>Realize my friend's been yanking my sleeve
>He tactfully suggests we head back to the car and go home
>He was the only one who really believed me and didn't think it was just a cool story when I was 17
>Find out later I'd gone white as a sheet and they'd accidentally left me behind while I stood stock still for about ten minutes

And that's the last time I went to that fucking place.

>>18533869
Santa Clara County??

>>18537280
>>18536651
Shit like this is why I come here, thanks bros

>>18530798
reminded me of Haruki Murakami's Dance Dance Dance.

>>18528426
Yeah I too prefer pretending to believe in magic and use this gayest form of escapism to role play.

>>18533193
>clip
Fake as fuck desu

>>18536460
Vaccines are little unidentified flying objects? Where exactly are they flying you daft moron?

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>>18528442
>be me
>play spoopy YouTube video in full screen
>move mouse to right side of screen so toolbars disappear
>toolbars return
>nothing ever moved my mouse
but who was mouse?

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>>18533322
>And I still have no idea where that damn house of terror is.
True or not, I had a similar situation when I was 13.
>me and friend on bicycles
>he leads me to this back bay river
>mere blocks from our houses
>remember long trail of small white rocks leading to a pier attached to a canopy like pic related
>have massive, collossal panic attack
>struggle to breathe, feel like i'm inches from death
>friend doesn't realize how serious it is and helps me lead my bike away from that place
>back on familiar street, feel fine again
>never had a panic attack like that since
>years later, friend moved away, never heard from him again
>searched for the place on Google satellite maps
>scoured everywhere within that vicinity
>back bay is there of course but no white rock trail, pier or canopy, just dirt or mud surrounding the bay
>only piers seen connect to the grassy backyards of richy houses
damned if i could ever find that spot again. believe it or not i want to go back now as bad as i hated being there in the first place

>be 9
>parents trying to sell house
>mom at work, dad is waiting for potential buyer to show up for meeting
>tells me to go play around the neighborhood so I don't interfere
>in the middle of a wave of child abduction scares so he makes me carry a walkie talkie
>riding bike around the neighborhood
>streets are designed like a blocky M
>my house was on the rightmost street and I was turning
rounding the turn onto the middle street
>get maybe a fourth of the way down the street when I spot it
>a massive dog just roaming free
>German shepherd
>NOPE
>stop moving and freeze, have bad feeling
>focused on it walking around, slowly start to turn my bike around
>it stops and snaps around to look at me
>starts running at me
>I start pedaling furiously away trying to reach home
>5 seconds
>glance behind me, it has already halved the distance
>brace for impact
>dog bites my leg and tackles me from bike
>am now grappling with this leviathan
>pull off helmet and start bashing dog in the face but lose grip on one of the hits and helmet goes flying
>dog drags me a few feet
>unclip my walkie talkie
>in a move defying logic, it never occurs to me to radio for help
>instead I tomahawk it by the antenna directly into doggo's forehead
>the walkie explodes, parts flew every which way
>get hit in the eye with a bit of plastic
>dog gets distracted
>lets go of me and begins chasing a battery that launched
>I get up and gimp home, bleeding profusely from leg
>burst through front door into foyer
>"-and it really is a great neighbor...hood..." my dad is saying to the potential owner
>both stare as I collapse onto the ground
>"THE BEAST!!!" I yell from my growing pool of blood
>guy nopes out the front door

He did not buy our house.

>>18533198
The excluded floors are often service levels. So floor 13 or 4 often have cleaning stuff and electrical stuff and so on.

>>18537546
I'm not a gun nut. Clip or magazine means exactly the same thing to me and my knowledge beyond that is just enough to keep grampa's 1911 alive.

Side note seeing as there are more knowledgeable people on the subject here than me: i've been told they make newer versions with higher capacity.
A. Can i get those without the apparent shit ton of safeties they seem to have?
B. Does this indicate a caliber change?

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>>18537569

>>18533322
HOLY FUCK YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH NORMAN BATES

>be majoring in theatre at college
>stay behind after a rehearsal to finish some math homework
>I'm the last person left in the building, it's about 11 PM or so
>sitting in the make-up room, utter quiet aside from the air conditioning system
(quick descriptive: there was a main hallway/atrium that led from a parking lot on the south side to a door on the north side that led to the rest of campus. Make-up room is directly in the middle of this hallway.)
>working on homework, concentrating
>suddenly hear a woman's voice go "OOF!" as if giving a great effort, and then the door to the parking lot opens
>"who's there?" I say; I know I'm the only person left in this building because I was with everyone when they left
>no answer, parking lot door closes
>get up to look
>nobody to be found anywhere in the parking lot or the trail leading to campus or across the street
>two cars in the parking lot and nobody's in either one
>do a quick sweep of the building; it's essentially one big square so I can go all the way around in about 30 seconds. Do this twice, nobody's there.
>Nope internally
>pack my shit and get out

>>18537959
>putting yourself in debt for a fucking theatre degree
That kind of stupidity actually scares me.
10/10 spoops.

>>18537962
Don't worry, I'm reaping what I've sown.

Reality is the biggest spoop of them all.

>>18528065
True story, happened in 2002 at the age of 9

>Family one night decides to sleep in living room
>Mother and brother take couch
>Me and Father take pallet
>The kitchen is in the open since we lived in a trailer
>Thank lord dad was blocking the kitchen
>All the lights were off aside from the hallway light at the end of the kitchen
>I fall to sleep like normal
>This is where shit hits the fan
>I start having this dream of being in a red room with just pure movement
>it lasted for about 2 minutes
>I wake up facing the coffee table and the L shaped couch with Brother across from me and mother on the adjacent side of the couch
>Almost immediately after opening my eyes wide as if I already knew something was about to happen
>A loud voice bellows through the house
>It sounded like "LUUH-LUUH BUP-PA LUUH-LUUH BUP-PA PAAAH!"
>The voice sounded like the stereo typical gameshow host that you'd hear from cartoons mixed with a bit of my father's voice
>My first instinct was to roll over as fast as possible and embrace my dad
>I was scared out of my fucking mind, I was wondering why no body woke up, I was too scared to even look around
>Everything was very silent aside from the clock on the wall ticking away
>I decided to look up at the clock
>the clock went silent
>This 9 year old me was thinking that he and his family were going to die
>I roll back and bury my face in my father's back trying to sleep this night away.
>I can hear that voice inside my mind faintly
>"Jeffro.... Jeffro... Jeffro..."
>I finally fall asleep
>To this day I keep re telling my parents about that horrifying night
>They tell me they never heard anything
>Ever since then, I became a horror junkie.

>>18535111
glad you approved fag

>>18538791
what is it tho

>>18538873
Click it, start reading the story, and learn of the surprise...

I've always loved these threads, usually /x/ is conspiracy bullshit, so these are a refreshing sight.

>>18537831
kek

>>18537868
I've only seen 7 or 8 round magazines for 45acp 1911`s, at least in the same-ish size. Can't really fit much more in the grip without some serious extension of the magazine.

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>late night alone at home
>Probably midnight or so
>Sliding glass door to balcony is open as it gets hot as hell in my house
>Watching TV when I suddenly hear a very loud shriek
>The fuck was that
>Look outside to see bushes rustling
>At first think it's a racoon or a wild boar, but the bushes are shaking too much, has to be something bigger
>Whatever it is, it keeps making the same blood curdling shriek.
>Get scared as my cat is outside
>Decide to go outside
>Also grab my pellet gun to scare whatever it is off
>I make it to my driveway
>Knees weak, palms are sweaty
>No shrieking but it's still dashing around in the bushes surrounding my house
>Finally stops moving
>Its (standing?) In the bushes on the opposite side of the driveway
>Pump up the pellet gun, aim at the shadowy figure
>Fire
>Nothing for a few seconds
>Did I miss?
>Then the loudest shriek of them all followed by bright orange eyes starring right at me
>Nope the fuck back inside
>Mittens is on his own, fuck that
>Lock all the doors and windows
>Go to bedroom and lock the door
>Kept up all night by the shrieking

Haven't heard/seen it in over four years now

>>18530988
As one anon said, it sounds like an anxiety episode. You should log in those feelings for future attacks so you can calm yourself down.

>>18531144

I always wanted to try one of these boards as there's no possible way it's real, but I'm still too pussy and don't want my house haunted. Can you do it with one person? Cause I don't trust any paranormal spooks not to rig it and move the piece theirselves

Might do it at an abandoned hospital that's in town

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posting my all time fav

Had a lot of strange things happen at home when I was younger. I'm not going to greentext individual lines but I'll greentext the stories.

>be in second grade. It was a Wednesday night I remember that's how scary it was. Trying to go to sleep in room, have box fan on high and cuddling with beanie baby (1999). Suddenly hear a loud ass metallic CLUNK from middle of room that jolts me awake. Start screaming because it was terrifying. Mom and older high school brother rush into room because they heard it too. Bland story but I can't even tell you the fear I felt.

>Be around 2005, brother is about to get married and we're hanging out watching a movie in the dark living room. Kitchen dining room and living room are in a hard U shape. From the kitchen around the corner, I hear a voice that sounds like "mom?" Wait to see if my brother says anything about 5 minutes and ask him if he heard that noise. "Yeah, it sounded like someone said mom."

Another time I was in the living room with my parents and keep hearing this repetitive noise like someone is smacking a rolled up newspaper in their hand every 20 seconds. Pretty basic stuff but as a kid this shit was terrifying.

>>18533084
>>18533062

Stupid druggie

>>18528426
atleast you can go ahead and roleplay in these good threads you cancerous piece of shit

also go kys

>>18533837
why do you newfags hate good threads?

>>18539823
Was it not the movie?

>>18539942
No, it was clear and definitely came from the kitchen area.

>>18536830
Sure post some more

>>18528645
Spooky

>>18539690
Sounds like a bear desu (bears are kinda smart and I wouldn't be surprised if it tried to stick its paw in a door opening like that.

Then again, no reason for unmarked cars and the persuasion of silence just for a bear. Pretty spoop.

>>18532301
> Got to see spooky shit and then hang out with a dog

Sounds fun

>>18530988
>be me
>smoke weed
>i am ok
>smoke specific friend's weed
>get frame by frame and feel real shitty
>feel like im gonna die
>almost call the police on myself to sace me one time
>can't stop shaking for hours

Panic attacks are not fun.

>>18537262
>Windowsshutdowntone.mp3

I laughed harder then I should've

>>18529337
That's called RAS - reticular activation system. You were just more open to seeing and hearing about her since she was on your mind.

Its like when you plan on buying a particular car and you are excited to get it soon And all of the sudden you start seeing them every where as if everyone is driving that car now. Mind and focus are incredibly powerful. Look it up.

>>18539314
It's easier to connect with something with more people. I can be easy solo with practice. But make sure you know what you're doing.

>>18537262
Explain the face? What did it look like? Can you compare it to something? Any photos?

>>18539199
Yeah but did your cat died

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Anyone monitoring? (poorly) translating a creepypasta atm

reading this at midnight and im home alone and i was about to sleep.

Dont feel like sleeping anymore

>>18536563
Maybe it was a cool gosth just telling you so you werent scared any other day of the week

>>18539038
hell naw, I know it's a jumpscare, I want to know what the spooky pic is

>>18536423
don't post on 4chan. Just read on 4chan. I got permission to post this, in order to warn you.

>walking up rocky trail
>slip and fall off cliff
>body slams into bed at the speed of light

nope

>>18540719
>2000 letter character limit
>has over 4000
>not even that good translation
Well that was waste of time

>>18531109
How did you get the black background?

Been working at smoke shops most of my adult life. First place I ever worked was a mom and pop type brick and mortar store that was established in the late 50's before the area it was in was developed like it is now. Easily the oldest existing structure for miles. Not really nope, but some weird stuff. Worked there 7 years in total. Some weird happenings:

>Front door constantly slamming shut and roughly 30 seconds later door behind register that leads into the lounge opens wide
>Speakers connected to radio tuner would randomly turn to religious sermons.
>Occasional random motion sensor triggering for no reason (Had app for cams on my phone)
>Heavy temperature fluctuation
>Shit being clearly arranged a separate way than I had left it night before
>TV in lounge turning itself on and volume way the fuck up (usually happened after the door thing)
>Occasional rapid loud pounding on lounge door around back
>Certain customers left after feeling "unwell" after being in the store a few minutes

Turns out my boss was a regular customer of the original owner and he said he knew about that stuff but wanted me to see it for myself so he didn't seem crazy. Turned out Charlie (the original owner) was heavy handed so often slammed doors without meaning to, listened to religious sermons on the radio in the mornings before opening the store, was hard of hearing so would turn the TV up really loud when watching and all the customers who felt "unwell" were customers Charlie didn't like dealing with. The regulars at the lounge just started getting used to it. We'd just say "Hey Charlie" and it would stop soon after.

>>18540783
Is there a name for falling dreams?

>>18540911
sleepus interruptus

Not paranormal, but spoopy nonetheless.

>Be me ca. 3 months ago, 18
>work and travel in Australia
>live in a sharehouse in a shitty LittleBigPlanet village called Tully, work in bananafarm
>roommate recent left, I'm alone in the house
>my bedroom has a bed and an armchair, both facing the door
>sleeping at night, nobody around here ever locks their door
>wake up in the middle of the night, dark as shit but I can see shapes
>some armchair ist turned toward the bed, some guy ist sitting in it, watching me sleep
>sit up, yell "WHAT THE FUCK"
>guy gets up, runs out, I get up and follow, still kinda groggy
>by the time I'm outside he's pretty far away, I don't chase hin
>lying on the street is a pack of shredded Mozzarella and two carrots, I take them and go back inside, he stole them out of the fridge
>also took his shoes off and didn't have time to put them on again, I just throw them off the balcony

Needless to say, I startest locking the doors after this. The shoes were gone the next day, so guess he came back for them

>>18541104

>LittleBigPlanet village
The fuck you on, autocorrect? I've never even typed that

>be me
>my Grandfahter died
>Have my room in a cellar
>Fire detector went on in the cellar room next to me
>i went to the Fire detector turn it off
>then i realised that the Fire detector doesnt have batteries
>scared as shit
>lie in bed
>think about nope
>sleep

>>18540699
Oh shit, this thread is still around?

It was gaunt and kind of a long, drawn face. There were no eyes, just black holes where they should have been, but the cheeks and lids were set and emoting like eyes were there, if that makes sense. It was dark, but I'm pretty sure it was a stark white face, and the widest fucking grin I've ever seen. Like I said, not a "I'm gonna spook ya" grin the actors all use, more of the malevolent, "I remember you," grin, just freaky wide.

>>18540699
And no, I didn't take a picture of him, I was too freaked

>>18541104
>live in australia
>no one locks their door
Bullshit. Abo's are a thing and so are tweakers.

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>>18534712
almost got me

>>18541233
I meant in that city. Ofc people lock their doors in the bigger citys but that one had like 2000 people, and everybody I visited there had their doors unlocked

>>18529270
This is actually spoopy as fuck, man

>>18540746
I'm not clicking it to remind myself, but IIRC it's a scary zombie-ish or murderous face that pops out just about the time you'd be really into reading the story.

The story itself is shite, btw, I remember using an editor so I could see it without the interruption and then thinking that it wasn't worth the bother

>>18536457
>my cheap aa shit fan.is made of the highest quality materials and will certainly never fail after light use without it being paranormal

>>18539199
Was kitty okay?

Damn it, I need answers.

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>>18540701
>>18541600

Not paranorman just fucked up

>grew up in Eastern European shithole
>I was about 8 years old
>in the middle of the harshest winter experienced recently
>blizzard and sleet outside
>I was watching Tv with grandma
>suddenly hear a bloodcurdling cry from outside the apartment bloc
>everyone is spooped as fuck
>ex securitat grandpa grabs flashlight and aluminium bat and goes outside to check it out
>I run to the balcony to see him in the courtyard
>and then I see him
>a guy splayed on the icy ground, head cracked open and blood pooling all around him
>grandfather finally arrives at the courtyard, yells at me to go back inside
>I stand there stupefyied as he calls emergency services

The police determined that he was probably a burglar looking to break into some of the top floor apartments. He slipped due to the ice and fell fifteen stories head first.

The blood pool stayed there for the rest of the winter because the police and the hospital didn't give a fuck. And our Greek Orthodox neighbors were too superstitious to touch it.

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>>18541164
Most modern fire detectors have back up batteries, some models go on when those too finally run down as a warning. RTFM.
That or a spoopy ghost briefly powered up your fire detector AND set it off.
Which one sounds more likely?

>be 13 year old me
>getting ready to go to school
>bringing dogs inside before I leave
>foggy and quiet early spring
>I call to them and hear them trot from the back yard
>start to walk back towards house
>hears more footsteps coming from where my dogs came from
I lived in the middle of nowhere. Cornfields surrounded my 2 acre property and there was a large forest starting about 100 yards from the back of my yard.
>get a little spooked and start walking backwards towards my house
>the footsteps are still getting closer
>I start to wonder why my dogs weren't freaking out about the unknown entity in our yard
>three large dogs become visible through the haze
>I stop and try to get a better look
>they stop too and run away before I can get a clear look
It's on my mind the rest of the day. I tell some of my friends about it but they aren't really that interested.

I woke up that night to a dog sitting in the middle of my room. It wasn't my dog, and it wasn't a dog I knew. She was a dark brown German Shepard-like mutt with a thick leather collar. I grabbed her by the collar and took her outside. Not sure if I was dreaming to this day.

>Come home one night from work.
>Walk to my bedroom door and hear the shower on (I have an ensuite)
>Thought it might be housemate using it for some reason, despite having the main bathroom for herself.
>Knock on the bedroom door
>No reply but shower turns off.
>Hear glass door of shower slam shut.
>Decide 'Fuck it, I'm going in'
>Open the bedroom door and walk in.
>Water splashed everywhere in the bathroom, like after a dog shakes water off its body.
>No footprints or wet carpet in the actual bedroon.
>Only way out other then the bedroom door is the window.
>I live on the 13th floor.
>It wasn't Batman.

Happened about 2 months ago, been here for about half a year and is the only thing that's happened. It's a modern apartment and there's no history of spooks, that I know f anyway.

>>18530798
Here we go...I'm guessing you are familiar with the elevator game

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>>18541958
>It wasn't batman.
No shit Sherlock, it was Spiderman

All joking aside it sounds like you have a creepy neighbour who has found a way in, or a squatter, (Do you have any small attics or crawlspaces?) or a plumbing problem, or a ghost that uses your shower, running out when caught and leaving water everywhere like someone leaving a shower in a hurry.
Which seems more likely?
Set up hidden cameras asap desu.

>>18541986
>Do you have any small attics or crawlspaces?
My first thought too.

>>18541986
It wouldn't be a neighbor or squatter, You need a swipe card to enter the building, use the lifts and enter the unit, and it's only cut to your level and room. It's a high rise complex so no basements or attics attached to my floor. Don't think it was a plumbing problem because shower was working fine when I left for work and after I noped out, and it wouldn't explain the door slam.

You could possibly get in through the window, but as I said I'm 13 floors up and there's no balcony or ledge outside the window, so unless you went all gecko and scaled 10 floors of glass I don't see that happening. If something sinilar ever happens again I'll try set up something but yah.

A couple of quick greentext stories from the house I grew up in:

>Had a sleepover shortly after moving in. Friends and I are sleeping the living room with the hallway light on so everyone can find the bathroom and lights up the living room a bit. Swear I see the silhouette of a kid our age sitting cross-legged in the corner just staring at us but no one is there

>Few years later. Be in basement doing laundry. Suddenly start to feel uneasy like someone is watching me but home alone. Feeling intensifies and just throw clothes into washing machine before running back up stairs because I feel chased. Later that day hear a lot of loud banging coming from basement. Stay upstairs will people got home.

>Constantly smelled cigar smoke late at night but no one smoked

>One night laying in bed trying to take a nap before some vidya game was available to download at like 5am. Around 3am hear the sound of a child's footsteps running through the bedroom. Wtf there's no little kids here? Peer in the room and it's empty; cat's freaking out

Sorry if the writing is all fucked, recounting from memory

>Be 17
>my 3 friends and I took it upon ourselves to go "urban exploring"
>We searched online and found an abandoned summer camp that was literally a 15 minute walk from our friend #3's house
>Being the wimp that I am, I had no intention of going to an abandoned summer camp at night
>"Awesome!" I thought, we can go and take pictures and hang out in the daytime
>we did not go in the daytime
>night fell as we pumped eachother up for what was ahead, telling spooky stories and shit and guessing what was in the place
>But we had a little issue
>We knew the place was owned and on some days even guarded
>we needed someone to scout ahead, and it sure as fuck wasn't gonna be me, no sir
>friend #1 takes walkie-talkie and the crazy bastard runs up the muddy trail alone
>We get a buzz on the walkie-talkie and he reports in
>no guards, good to go
>as we make our way to meet the him down the main trail, we hear a weird metal, *clunk*
>shit spooked me but I ain't no bitch in front of the fellas
>we press on as the sound isn't heard again, thank god
>meet the others and do our thing, explore the musty art building and smash old records
>Leave and explore the grounds more
>I tripped over a big ass stick, bad night vision
>As we made our way to the main building, we noticed a broken down schoolbus to our right about 50ft away
>I pointed it out and made a joke that i can't remember but I'm sure it was a side-splitter
>Then we heard the *clunk* again, coming from the bus
>We shake it off and continue on our quest
>the main building had 3 floors, and a shit ton of stuff in it, apparently the place had just up and shut down one day
>Board games still had pieces on them, old CRT's were still plugged in. Record players with the needle dropped on some old christian folk.
>It was so surreal, it was like we had entered a dusty portal to the 90's
>Learn that day that breaking glass is pretty satisfying

(cont.)

>>18542175

>Buddies are done having fun and watching friend #2 hit things with a baseball bat and i agreed, we leave and begin heading back to buddy #3's house.
>It's just a 15 minute walk
>what could go wrong
>As we are trotting down the main trail, recounting the cool shit we saw and cracking jokes, we here a faint
>*clunk*...
>The sound was about 40ft away, over some small mound left of the trail we were on.
>I had never heard a sound like it and i stay and listen
>It was like a, well it was like a big resounding mechanical fucking clunk, swear to god that's the best i got
>Friend #3 was nervous and went ahead back to his place, which looking back is totally explainable, but didnt really register with me at the time
>Friend #2 and friend #1 begin listening closely as we all try to figure out what the sounds is, it kept repeating and making that awful noise

>>18542181

>Me and #2 are speculating as i hear the familiar sound of skree sliding under someones foot as they break into a sprint
>I look forward down the trail and see the back of #1's shirt as he runs full speed down the trail
>what the fuck dude
>friend number #1 says something along the lines of "what a pussy" and keeps listening while i chatter
>*clunk* *clunk*
>I will never forget his face as his eyes widened and the look of genuine flight-response fear overtook him, which i think is rare to see these days
>he grabs my tee and pulls me pretty hard "We gotta book it dude, let's fucking go." he whispers
>why you pullin on me dude it's just a sound, chill out
>#2 slaps the shit outta me, my glasses go flying
>jinkies.jpg
>I literally can't see without my glasses, kinda miffed so i focus on the sounds, still curious
>I'm dumb, very very dumb
>I finally realised why they were freaking out
>The clunking was getting louder
>no
>it was getting closer
>By this time, #2 had also ran away, in my mind this was the part where i die
>I'm not that great at eye-spy, but I swear i found my glasses in about 0.05 seconds
>I ran like I had never ran before, it was actually kind of impressive
>Get back to base, yell at #2 and slap him back, eye for an eye and all that
>we all revel in how we cheated death and talk for a few more hours
>Yadda yadda play videogames fall asleep.

again, sorry for the disjointed writing, it's late for me.

DUDE

NOPE

LMAO

>>18542186

What was it

>>18540880
That's actually a beautiful story, I think... Maybe he's keeping an eye on his old shop.

>open island cabinet
>cough from inside
>close it and walk away

>>18541863
Bad omen

Black ghost dogs are a bad omen

>bored at home one day
>christmas break but can't do jack shit with anyone cause a blizzards happening
>apparently cold enough to kill in 10 mins due to windchill plus 6ish feet of snow
>know my poor 13 year old body won't survive the hike to buddies house where i'd get snowed in
>walk around the house aimlessly
>remember the walk-in closet in the addition
>remember all the good times i had in their as a kid building a fort
>remember dads old records and the player in there
>wall upstairs and through the master bedroom
>walk in only has a lightswitch inside
>open door to pitch black minus a bit where the light shines past me
>distinct pair of eyes staring back at me from the shaded area in the hanging clothes
>nope
>slam door and pull the bookcase nearby down so hard i pull out the wall anchors
>can hear pounding at the door
>already pushing the bed infront of the door
>scrape the floor to shit doing all this
>backtrack through the bedroom
>slam door
>move nearby shelf infront of it as best i can
>flip couch over at bottom of the stairs
>sprint to the downstairs closet and grab dads skeet gun
>spend the next 6 hours for parents to work their way home in my makeshift pillbox with a gun I didn't even know wasn't loaded
>parents call police and dad loads his gun before taking his spot to wait for said police
>finally get shit moved out of the way
>doors interior is scratched to shit and it looks like a tornado hit the walk-in
>find nothing inside the walk-in
>dad braves the elements to buy new doorhandles with locks for every door inside the house
>hear definite scratching outside my window all night audible over the shitstorm outside

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>>18534376

>>18542501
Gotta love shotguns

>>18542501
Your chaotic destruction trying to contain whatever it was made me lol. Creepy shit tho

>>18542749
Probably wouldn't have done jack shit anyway.
Trap loads are basically birdshot and beyond 15ish feet the spread is terrible and thick clothes or a canvas jacket will take out most of its kick.
I'd have had to barrel stuff anyone more or less and thats with my scrawny ass 13 year old body assuming I didn't flinch.

>>18542501
>find nothing inside the walk-in
Wait, someone stole the record player and all the other shit?

>>18542095
>Around 3am hear the sound of a child's footsteps running through the bedroom.
>cat's freaking out
So you randomly decided a cat running around must be a kid for no reason at all. Retardation is spooky.

>>18542017
>You need a swipe card to enter the building
Oh no not a swipe card!

https://youtu.be/vIEVZdagu7k

>>18542805
Nah. Just we didn't find anybody inside it and theres no way in or out. The whole place looked like someone had a temper tantrum though.

>>18542837
Could it have been an animal or something? Like were there whites around the eyes or not?

>>18542851
Human as far as i can remember. Only odd bit was how vivid they were compared to the surrounding darkness and shadows.

>>18540444
Trips confirm that it was spooky.

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>>18542862
Adrenaline can do that m9.

Weird shit anyway. Also check out pic related glad you weren't raped or some shit.

On a side note, anyone know what the deal is with "the Clockwork Man"? Is it a reference to some creepy pasta or is it just his handle? The archive threw up a youtube channel when I was looking for this.

>>18533364
You tried

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>>18534712
Here's the original image. Not super quality, but worth the read.

>>18533364
Lol, don't sweat it all kids are little faggots.
some even stay faggots until they are 30

>>18534085
Sounds like a japanese or thai horror movie

>be me, 14 or around that age
>hanging out with like 8 friends
>decide to go to their old primary school and smoke weed at like 9pm
>I wasn't into drugs at the time so I swore not to smoke any.
>seshing at the playground friends having a good time on their first high.
>about time to pack up and go.
>hear noise coming from what seems to be a maintenance shed.
>go in to get a closer look.
>hear light coughing and classical music being played from an old radio coming from inside the shed.
>grab my other non-smoker friend and tell him to check this out.
>he's spooped. I'm spooped
>say that before we leave I'm gonna bang real loud on the door and book it.
>friends all at a safe distance.
>I bang it as hard as I can.
>nothing happens.
>nope the fuck outta there anyways.

I doubt it was a groundskeeper cuz he would have caught us easily (high cunts making tonnes of noise).

To this day I have no idea what or who was in that shed.

my family has owned an older party facility on some land for 50+ years
i remember mom mentioning a ghost sometimes and it was all benign if not spooky stuff, it'd generally do stuff when she was closing for the night.
primarily she would see someone tall walking around, usually from the ballroom towards the front entrance or kitchen. of course nobody was there when she tried to ask them if they needed directions.
the other thing i remember she told me was it turning the lights either on or off in the ballroom after she had gone to another part of the building to clean up.

>she says it's her dad checking up on things, as it was his property

I didn't see any reason not to believe any of this so no big deal.

anyways, on one of my visits to the property to just check on things (it has been leased to a world recognized company for event booking for ~14 years), the supervisor that wrangled the workers chatted with me (they were setting up for an event). He said people disliked working here, and that they were especially afraid of closing since they'd see people walking around at night and other spooky things. I told them not to worry, and that it's just grandfather checking in.

not really spooky to me since i haven't seen any of that personally, but this thread reminded me about it.

>>18540783
I fucking hate those

>>18531109
She was probably trying to get you to bang her.

>be small child
>watching james and the giant peach on VHS
>suddenly the audio warps and the dialogue sounds demonically deep and stretched, like something that would be very easy to accomplish with modern software but was completely unheard of at my pre-internet age
>run terrified from the room and tell my mom
>she listens and laughs and explains something about how the tape in the cassette has become warped and that can cause this to happen, I think this makes good sense so I'm relieved and calm down
>'now go to bed anon, goodnight!'
>oddly she takes the tape away and leaves me to just go to sleep without a movie
>follow her downstairs to explain it was only for a moment the audio did that and I actually wanted to keep matching
>find her crying in the kitchen in my dads arms, the tape is on the table and dad is looking at it like it's a dead baby
>mom crying and dad looking scared was more frightening to me than anything else, don't announce my presence and sneak back upstairs, turn light on and sit around upset and afraid

this is probably really strange but I only occasionally remember it, I guess that's just how it is with weird things that happen

>>18543643
Maybe you really liked it and the tape just broke?

Here's another one I experienced in addition to the ghost bridge.

>be 6 years old. Sleeping in my room
>suddenly wake up feeling like something is wrong
>out of the shadows in the corner of my room a shadow person comes out
>it's like an actual person is standing in my room, not just a shadow on the wall
>it stands for a bit before walking out into the hall
>scared, but I get out of bed to see what it does
>it walks down the hall and goes downstairs
>stairs were the super creaky old wooden type, but it doesn't make a sound. It glides down more than steps down and disappears back into the darkness
>suddenly realize I'm seeing something I'm not supposed to see and jump back in bed with the covers over my head til I fall asleep again.

Can't imagine the nope levels if it had acknowledged me.

>>18534903
>>18537280
A friend of mine went to that Halloween attraction and said it gave him bad vibes pretty creepy place

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>>18528645
>security guard
>goes out without a gun
>ends up hiding in the closet.

It was for the best that you quitted the job, you clearly weren't cut for it.

>Work for Geeksquad
>Old lady come's in with her laptop since its not acting right
>Look at it see she has a common infection
>Looking to see if anything else is going on with the laptop
>Mid-way she starts to tell me about "How the Illuminati are gathering good christens and taking them to 47 guillotines in Pennsylvania"
>lol k, your covered since you have one of our plans. She leaves I take the laptop back for one of the techs.
>Later in the day one of the techs tells me to look at something, go in the back and he has some file open on her laptop. He found a off folder name and was checking it out.
>It's a map of Pennsylvania with little 'x's on it and rune looking stuff. tell him about what she said and we have a good chuckle.
>Call her sometime later that her laptop is cleaned and ready for pick up. Be for I hang up she said "You have seen it now and now your part of it".
>NOPE
>Set the time for her pick up to when I'm off of work
>Come in the next day and the laptop was still there she never came in to pick it up
>It sat there for about 6 months or more, I transferred to another store so I'm not sure if its still there.
I do wonder what happened to the lady I still think it was a huge troll but still.

>>18540018
sure.

>be 17 year old me
>driving gf home, 10pm
>park in an old empty parking lot to smoke a cigarette
>leaning against an old, rusty dumpster
>hear a scraping sound sound from the other side of the dumpster
>shit bricks a little bit
>flick my cig and stomp it out and jog back to the car
>start backing out of the parking space
>as i do so, i see a large, tall, and pale something slink behind the dumpster to avoid being seen
>gf saw it too
>freak the fuck out and speed to her place
>after walking her inside, i get back into the car
>pretty spooked at this point
>drive past the parking lot, nothing to he seen
>eventually make it back to my road
>i lived in the middle of nowhere, old country road, hardly any activity this time of night
>see emergency flashers ahead
>its a brand new porsche (at the time)
>slow down next to it
>two guys who looked like they were in their twentys or thirties were screaming for help
>immediately suspicious of this
>the whole scenario was weird and out of place
>pull out my phone to take a picture (because i knew no one would believe me for seeing such a nice car in such a shitty area)
>as soon as they see the phone, they speed off
>even more spooked
>speed home and tell my mom all about it
>she thought that the creature/thing was an omen or a warning

i wish there was more to the story, it was an interesting one, at least for me.

i have like two more