How do I summon a succubus /x/? Please help

>>18527195
It's impossible to summon something that does not exist.
You could, possible, create a succubus, though.

>>18527201
How I create a succubus?

>>18527271
You suck on a bus 7 days straight then shove a pinecone up your bum

>>18527282
Not gay doe

>>18527195
Seriously, why do fucking retards feel the need to post this same thread over and over. Can't we go 5 mins without another fucking SUCC thread? What would your mother think OP? She's out there selling her tired old pussy to pay the bills while you post unadulterated faggotry on /x/.

>>18527285
$ucc the pu$$y.

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>>18527195

>>18527495
Oh come on mate...

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First, demons don't exist, second, why summon a fucking Succubus? Are you stupid? Even if it exist, why give up your soul just for a booty call? Are you so lacking in intimate contact that you'll put your soul in hell? Just get a sex doll or something, sheesh.

>>18527195
Don't fap for a couple months.
A succubus will find you.

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>>18527195
>Guide to summon a succubus.
https://succubusluve.wordpress.com/how-to-summon/

>Too lazy to summon?
http://shop.creepyhollows.com/CUSTOM-CONJURE-SUCCUBUS-SEXUAL-POWER-and-PLEASURE.html

>Books about succubus.
http://myspiritlover.com/

>Succubus Blogs:
https://succubusluve.wordpress.com
http://asuccubuslovesme.blogspot.com
https://succubuscollective.wordpress.com/

>>18529912
Thanks.

>>18529111
trip's know what is going on.

I don't understand why people would even attempt something like this. I blame world of warcraft for making people think it is a good idea.

I'm here niggers, put up a picture of your chest and I will take your nrg's plox

>>18527195
youll probably end up summoning a jew whos going to make you a deal you cannot refuse

>>18529912
https://succubusluve.wordpress.com/how-to-summon/
This is bullshit.

Just stop masturbating everyday and go on a no fap week or two and you'll see you succubus in your dreams.

>>18529912
What if I don't want a demon to give me the succ but instead a qt3.14 anime girl?

blow it up your ass

>>18532228
Blow....what?