How do I become a wizard, /x/?

Do you have a staff

>>18526310
Keep being a virgin until you die

>>18526321
yee

>>18526325
how do people still not get this

You already are my friend. The magic is within.

>>18526310
KYS

Press down, down, forward + C for magic missile, mash C for multiple projectiles.

>>18527081
What if I'm on a phone?

>>18527107
Oh. Better KYS then.

>>18527111
Trips have spoken. Must kill myself now

>>18526310
Indivisible facts are the building blocks of the universe. You must learn to read, create, transmit, store, and destroy information so that you can understand the structure of the universe, from the informational to physical levels.

>>18526310
To be a wizard you must be educated since a 'wizard' is knowledgeable and educated

>>18526310
But OP, you are already a wizard's sleeve.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wizards-sleeve

>>18528354
Did you just call the op a vageene?

>>18526310
Read the Bible in chronological order. Pay close attention to the progression of the prophets.

>>18526310
It is like in Harry Potter.
Except YOU gotta choose your hat.
What colour is your hat OP?

>>18527011
>>18526325

>mfw Newton was a virgin
>tfw when nofap makes me more alert
>tfw the coiling staff represents the duality of sexuality, and the mastery of it

>>18529379
No fap makes you smarter and raises your testosterone, which makes you more man.

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>>18526310
Literally drinking your own pee

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>>18530066
Confirmed correct.

>>18529088
Fifty shades of grey