What is the best way to contact a ghost that would be willing

Why would a ghost help a faggot like you?

>>18524553
Your lord and Savior, Jesus Christ is willing and able.

>>18524554
I understand that, I just want to attempt to ask if their is anyone that would. Not male also if you are assuming.

>>18524553
help u with what?
all u seek is probably ego stuff
if some entity helps you with that it comes with a price always.
2017 is bad time to make such deals because end is near and you may not have many chances if u get in the bad road

>>18524564
ay gril i can b a spoopy goust 4 u

>>18524553
0-800-GHOST

>>18524553
Ghosts can't do shit. You need guides and shit. Meditate and ask for a guide, they're the shit. But be careful, some are not guides but malevolent entities and they'll suck the life out of you.

But srsly, what do you need help with?

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1. have enough sexe time with waifu
2. be nice to her after it
3. ???
4. profit

>>18524553
Craigslist.