How do I get rid of a spirit living in my house?

>>18516307
Move out
Or burn some sage

>>18516307

>How do I get rid of a spirit living in my house?

The ghost is probably thinking of ways to get you out of their house.

And so the eternity long conflict between ghosts and humans rolls on.

>>18516307
Consult with your local priest

Stop angling a glass pane with a light on a crappy doll. The smudge gives it away

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100% effective

Tell him you want to be in a committed relationship and you want him to stop spooping other girls.

Raise the cost of the rent.

>>18516307
masturbate furiously when you fell there presense
and it will be more afraid of you then you of it
>I mean thats how i got rid of mine my sperm must be holy i guess

>>18516307

Tell it to square up and fight it

Quia board to summon meaner badder spirits to beat that spirit's ass!

Delete photo editing program.

>>18517029
Chip Chipperson? Is that you?

Banish and cleanse.

move houses like the pussy you are

only to realise it's followed you there so you kill yourself

the end

CHARGE IT RENT FFS

Turn off the tv and d stop bringing snacks

>>18517043
Made me chuckle

>>18516307

You ever raped a ghost Anon?

Peanuts, ghosts love peanuts. Offer it some and it will decide to leave once it has satisfied the hunger.

>>18516307
if the ghost is hot, then have lots of sex with her

Ghost babes can't get pregnant dude, thats fact!

Tell them that it's a fucking pile of wood someone built once and that people are going to either live in it, it's going to be knocked down, or it's going to be turned into an attraction based off of them (haunted house). There's not really many options other than this ghost getting over the fact it was once human and that they put so much value on their house that it's fucking up their afterlife.

>Die
>Can finally leave this body
>Rebirth
>Maybe I learned what I needed to learn in humanity, maybe I get to advance
>Nope, fuck all that, MUH LANDS!

Maybe contact a dead therapist to talk about their fucking feelings. Sorry but seriously what does it look like to aliens when humans advance to this form and can't leave their body or their house? We look embarrassing. Tell that ghost to cut this shit out.

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The answer is always more meditation

>>18519786
This. You have to be a pretty big autismo if you miss out on paradise to haunt a shack made of wood.

>>18519876
Usually it's kids or some decrepit evil old fuck nobody wants, so they probably leave them here on Earth as some kind of sidequest.

>>18516307
You can't.
IT will get rid of YOU

>>18519869
IDK I tried that, and began to have OBE and saw too many shadow people in my house. Never again. Biggest mistake was trying to look at myself in the mirror while on OBE.

>>18517718
Fuggin home run chippah

Cum on it

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>>18516307

thats just the doll from my living room OP

Throw a bible at it. In all seriousness if you ignore it it will go away.

>>18520929

What if you're dead and is the ghost that is haunting OP, but you don't know?

>>18516307
Why editing it out of Photoshop.

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>>18521912

>>18516307
Cool, it's Anne Frank.

Fap and try to hit her in her ghost schnotz with the cum

>>18516307
have you asked them to leave

You get better at Photoshop