What is the scariest shit you have ever experienced ?

>>18516074
>be me
>be hungry as fuck
>go to amy's baking company
>get rekt

>In bed listening to music with headphones
>hear someone come up stairs, assume it's mum going to bed
>my room has a door to mum's room as well as to the landing because :victorianhousedesign: I guess
>hear someone moving about in mum's room, shout goodnight
>no reply, assume she just didn't hear me and shout again
>notice mum's bedroom light isn't shining through the gaps in the door
>door handle starts jumping like someone was pulling it down and letting go
>FUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE
>jump out of bed, run out of other door and down the stairs in my boxers
>mum is asleep on the sofa in the living room, brother is playing Xbox in the same room
>neither of them heard anything

Chalking it up to a combination of having headphones on + being distracted + being tired, but it still scares the shit out of me to this day.

Not the only spoopy thing that's happened in this house, but it was the one that scared me the most.

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>be me
>be at /k/ meetup
>be shooting my SAR-2
>hammer pin walks out, it seizes up
>cannot open the bolt fully, trigger is ded
>ar15 tripfags behind me laughing madly
>got it fixed though.

>Be me
>like 12 years old
>go to show my neighbor my mom's creepy painting
>music box in front of the creepy painting starts playing by itself
>me and friend nope the fuck out

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did dmt; saw devil

>>18516074
I can't tell the difference between two sticks in the daylight, let alone moonlight, in the woods, among other sticks.

>>18516158
this x we dont care bout your gun unless it can kill cryptids

>>18516074
sometimes when I looking at some creepy area/situation, i feel pulsing inside of myself, like it's an instinctive bad feeling. I have no idea what it is but I always heed it and back away. I also have this other weird feeling that's related to arousal that I have no idea if it's normal or just a me thing.

this isn't scary, but I can also hear when the TV is on if I'm approaching the room and it's volume is off.

>>18516264
>implying 5.45 poison bullets couldnt kill cryptids
get good

>become a legit Christian at age 15
>By age 17, fall away from faith and get edgy as fuck
>start dabbling in satan shit and talking to demons
>Get a witch board
>Talk to demon named Zozo
>Literally the board sets on fire and shit FLIES around the room for like 2 seconds
>I fucking panic and shout to Jesus for help, instinctively.
>It all stops and I never fucking abandoned Christ again

I felt so much hate in life that I no longer fear anything. Once you feel so much hate and pain, no other emotion exists.

>>18516486
I mean I've had my own witch board experiences but yours is over the top

>>18516499
Crawling in my skin eh?

>Be me, 19
>Lying on my bed late at night talking to gf on whatsapp
>Suddenly hear male voice outside of my room, near the kitchen
>"Must be my dad, whatevs"
>Keep hearing the voice, grumbling and sounding upset
>After 20 minutes, I stand up and walk to the door
>Then I hear my parents' door opening, it has a little defect, so it makes a popping sound when opened
>Hear my dad saying "Who's there?"
>The voice stops
>I freeze then head back to bed after a bit
>Cover myself with blanket and look up stupid shit to make myself laugh
>Hear voice again, then a thud
>NOPE.jpg
>Fall asleep an hour later still scared shitless

When I woke up, the couche's cushions were all over the living room

>>18516594
Did you ask your dad what happened

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>18 or something idk
>wake up in the middle of the night
>suddenly hear some gruff, raspy voice say "hello" from outside my room
>remembered my brother was staying at his girlfriends house that night
>mfw

my blood turned to ice..

>>18516074
>be innastan
>young private, first mission in country under nods
>walk out to shit village, tip that an ied maker is hiding supplies in a house
>search the compound, no supplies.
>hear my first gunshots
>freeze up
> start taking fire from a hill to our 2
>take cover behind mudwall
>fire back at muzzle flash
>guess dude noped the fuck out
> rtb and get into lighted room
>there's a bullet hole in the sleeve of my multicam top
Spooky.

>be a bartender in 100 year old re re re renovated building
>make double 7&7 for a regular
>set drink on bar
>drink seriously starts moving down the bar slowly
>we freeze
>moves about 8 to 10 feet
>nope.jpg

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I got a delayed one
>13
>I need to ask my dad something
>See him go into my garage from the house door
>That door is super loud so I know he went in
>I had called out to him before but he didn't even turn around
>I run after him through the door calling out assuming he din't hear me
>No one is in the garage
>Not in the side room either
>It's a triplex house but he didn't go through that door because it's also loud and locked
>The garage door is closed
>Go inside confused as fuck
>See dad come downstairs
>Ask him why he didn't answer me and how he got upstairs
>He just gives me a confused look saying that he had been in the restroom for last hour showering
In the same fucking day this happens
>Trying to find my older sister
>See her in the kitchen
>Ask her something
>She just fucking smiles and walks off towards our laundry room which is connected to the kitchen
>The area dead ends
>There's no windows and no door that accessible
>One goes downstairs but it was blocked off by so much shit no one could have moved it when I rushed in to confront her
>Not a damn person there
>Ask mom where my sister is
>She had left to for a friend's house early in the morning
>I had trouble sleeping for weeks
pic related its an awful rough sketch of the rooms I'm mentioning

>>18516594
Lol, they probably thought their son was talking weirdly with his door open. Then shut it

>>18516685
disturbing

>>18516717
My theory is a troublesome spirit. Mischief at it's core and no intent to harm. Certainly no bullshit skinwalker. If those are real they would be imperfect creations and I could spot it quick. The things I saw we're perfect recreations down to scars and a birthmark on the back of a bald head.

>>18516187
Pretty sure you were watching midichlorians

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>>18516734
Did death sticks
Saw jarjar

well I'ma post this here again since the other thread I posted this in yesterday kinda drowned

>be me around age 14 or 15 or something
>planning to visit femme friends bio dad she barely has any contact to cause her mum wouldn't let her
>she only ever talked to him over the phone before, asked us to come with her cause mum told her he is a baddy
>apparently seemed really nice over the phone and was really happy she contacted him
>anyways, we're a group of about 8 teens, all 14-16, driving to this small village with the bus (this story takes place in germany btw, not that it'd be important)
>it's winter, don't remember exact month or year but it's snowy as fuck
>her dad lives in a farm house that's like 3 kilometers (sorry metric fags) away from the village in the middle of fucking nowhere
>village has only 1 bus stop so we have to walk all the way from the middle of the village to the edge of it, and then along this small, shitty road surrounded by fields
>snow everywhere, already covering the ground and falling from the sky
>it's freezing and the wind is howling
>we can barely see the shitty road
>mood is good, even though situation is shitty
>we're slowly making progress as the freezing wind is blowing directly into our faces, as if wanting to hinder us from going further
>we're just being silly teens making fun, screaming bs, throwing snow at each other

>okay now comes the spoopy part
>at some point, from what I remember we must've been half way there, still surrounded by fields left and right, forest in the distance...
>...a young woman, like in her mid 20's suddenly runs past us, coming from the direction we're going at breathing heavily and looking behind her, like being chased by something
>she felt freaking scared for her life
>the whole area is pretty flat, so we should've seen her coming at us from afar, though we were pretty distracted by fooling around desu

1/3

>>18516771
>still, I mean 1 out of 8 (could've been 1 or 2 more or less, I don't remember it's been a long time) people surely should've seen her coming at us
>it was like she just appeared a few meters in front of us and ran past, not acknowledging our presence
>okay, it gets weirder, only me and 2 other dudes even saw her at all
>the 3 of us seeing her later combined our impressions to come to the realisation that she was wearing what seemed like a white nightgown made out of silk and nothing else...
> SNOW
> FREEZING
>I remember looking at one of my friends, who was my besty at the time and our gazes met, kinda confused, then we turned our heads to look behind us where she was heading
>she was just gone, we could see at least 50 meters behind us, more if not for the heavy snowfall but NOTHING
>not even fucking footprints of her bare fucking feet, only the ones left by our group
>okay it gets even weirder. I looked at my besty again and it was like we both mutually agreed to just shut the hell up. We were both calm like we were high on whateverthefuckidontknow
>the whole thing only was discussed in the evening, when we all went back home to the village were most our group (including me) lived, after we visited our femme friends dad (turned out he was super nice and she still has a good relationship with him)
>we had a big sleepover in this empty flat that one of our friends grandparents owned.
>it was in the middle of the night, when the 3rd dude that saw her (me and my besty thought it was only us at that point I guess) was like:
>"Hey, did you also see the white woman?"
>Me and my besty lost our mind and jumped out of our sleeping positions and turned on the light, that was when we started discussing what we saw, piecing together all the weird details about her being almost naked and shit and her heavy breathing

2/3

>>18516776
>the others though we'd be trolling them hard and most went back to sleep
>we talked about this for hours and the more we did, the more scared we became
>at first we were like "aw yea we saw a ghost" but soon we were like "let's NEVER EVER talk about this again"

>so yea, I mentioned it to my besty a few years later while drunk and he was super pissed, told me to shut the fuck up, we never talked about it again

>even more years later (and I know this is some silly harry potter shit) I realised, that the three of us that saw her, were the only ones in our group that had a dead parent (for me my mum, the other two their dads)

3/3

>>18516778
nice story anon. What part of Germany? I only know Bavaria because that's where my gf was born

>>18516786
Baden-Wuerttemberg

It's been almost 10 years and I don't remember the name of the village anymore unfortunately.

>>18516809
That's fine. My girlfriend had experiences from a neighboring building to hers. Spooky face in an abandoned house.

>>18516820
I'd imagine germany must be haunted as fuck with all the war going on and people being slaughtered and shit. Though I've never experienced anything else nor have I heard of anything worth mentioning from people I know.

>>18516831
True

>>18516298
Fight or flight response brother.

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>>18516074
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>>18516853

>>18516656
Back when I was a dish washer in a restaurant plates would do this on the dirty dish table. Figured it was just because of how smooth the surfaces were and there wasn't a lot of traction. Your bar was probably unlevel and smooth causing it to move.

>>18516937
How is that any worse than the video of one guy one glass jar?

>>18516074
The only thing I can think of is when I almost stepped on a snek

Ok I've been lurking /x/ for several years and rarely post anything. I tried telling it before but here it is now. This happened over a 1 week period almost 10 years ago.

> be 16 working in a shitty old grocery store
> it's old been the main one in small town for years
> I do every job in the place and it's always busy
> it's almost winter so night comes early
> around dusk outside light is fading
> go out to do some cart wrangling
> walk up to cart holder with SUV parked next to it
> see old lady inside creepy smile
> being the nice guy I am I smile and wave hello
> she just stares, I grab up all the carts and look back
> nothing inside the SUV
> being a pussy I nope inside
1/3
Things get funny then downright terrifying
Continue?

>>18517078
Cont.

> ok two days later almost same time as last story
> grumpy fat lady walks up to me
> pissed we don't have her favorite chocolate milk available
> demands I check back for it
> yes ma'am, walking back along section adjacent to frozen section
> look up and see what looks like a naked nignog toddler sprint around the end of Isle into frozen section
> not super weird I live in a rural area so I laugh and run after it to yell at its backwoods momma for letting this happen where people buy food.
> get around end literally 5 seconds
> nothing and no one in the frozen section just empty
> say nope to going in the dark quiet back and spend a few minutes fucking about
> tell wildebeest that we are really out, she's passed but walks off
> starting to get really creepy feeling while I'm at work
> hear footsteps near closing time and check store to find Noone
> start getting that freaky feeling of being watched from behind
> start seeing black things in corner of eye they disappear when I look

One more part and it still bothers me ten years later

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>>18516074
>be me 3-7 years old. my chronology is terrible
>wake up one morning in my bed and have some force pushing down on me restraining me from getting up. feels and sounds like mad wind pushing
>it starts to say i known what you did. multiple times.
>goes away
>never happens again.

>>18517080
A lot of people on here now a days tell rehashed stories and skin walker stuff but this is all OC and I'm not role playing or making this up.

> two more days after second part
> seeing black things more frequently
> shadows in corners of my vision
> feeling of being watched at work gets more and more intense
> walk outside to cart wrangle again
> store front has this 10ft high overhang over side walk
> almost dark outside again
> take 3 steps outside and get this super uneasy feeling creeping up spine
> large black thing in right corner of my vision
> can't move
> slowly move eyes to my right blackness stays
> can move head, do so slowly
> see something that I can never forget
It sounds stupid I know but plz believe I didn't make this up
> huge black hooded shadow thing looking around sniffing
> it's like the traditional image of death or one of the dementors from Harry Potter
> I'm literally frozen in place idk how long just staring at it
> no face just blackness moving it's head around looking and sniffing motions no sound
> about 6in below overhang all the way to the sidewalk thing is almost 10ft tall
> pale arms outstretched partway wrapped loosely in thin black cloak
> almost translucent
> no feet or bottom just kind of floating just above ground
>I let out a shuddered breath it snaps it head towards me
> super intense fear descends on me feel it staring into me
> manager pokes head out and asks what's wrong, she wouldn't be able to see it, not out far enough
> break my gaze and look at her and point at it then look back
> it's gone but the fear remains and I can feel it watching me
> I know it's still there I just can't see it
> I walk backwards inside my manager is like wtf?
> I tell her I don't feel well and need to sit down
> sees I'm super pale and agrees

>>18517095
I never saw it again but for weeks after that the I'd see movement to my sides and feel eyes on me. When ever I would drive near there I'd see something black following my car for just a second in the mirrors. I even looked it up and saw something called the hooded man or hooded figure that feeds on fear and is related to shadow people. I looked into paranormal stuff a lot and figured that if others have seen it then I'm not just insane lol

>>18517085
>be ghost
>was killed by a little shit who ran out into the road
>swerved to miss him and hit a power pole
>find lil shit
>decide to get revenge
>begin doing ghostly shit to scare him
>rolls over
>grab him and whisper in his face I know what he did
>wrong kid
>ohshit.jpg
>leave and never look back

Was embarrassing as fuck, the boys at the lodge never let me live it down.

>>18516655
Which -stan?
There are multiple -stans.

Afghani-stan?

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>>18516486
wew
e e lad
wew

>be 8ish
>dad enjoys just messing with me in general even though my mom always tells him off
>decides I'm old enough to watch Halloween
>my first horror movie
>whole movie scares the shit out of me but the scene that terrified me the most, and that is still the freakiest part of the movie to me, is when Jamie Lee walks upstairs and you can just see the silhouette of Michael's face at the top of the stairs when she walks by
>have to go to bed after movie
>room is upstairs
>lightswitch for the upstairs landing is up there
>pitch black at the top of the stairs
>swear I can see a face at the top in the darkness
>refuse to go up there unless dad goes first and turns on the light
>this happens every night for a week
>eventually dad gets tired of doing it and tells me to stop being paranoid
>I tell him I can sleep on the couch
>he tells me I can sleep outside or in my room
>seriously consider outside but it's cold
>looking up the stairs I can swear I see a face
>try asking my dad one more time but now he seems like he's genuinely irritated
>look back up the stairs, pitch black, can't really make out a face anymore
>slowly ascend
>stairs creaky as fuck
>pause with a couple steps left
>decide I'll just leap the last steps and dash for the light switch
>plan is in motion
>leap the steps
>lunge for lights
>figure swoops in front of me in the darkness and screams right as I hit the light
>I freeze
>my heart has exploded in my chest
>it's my mom
>whyhaveyoubetrayedme.png
>my body doesn't react, just stays locked up
>my dad comes up the stairs laughing
>mom is laughing
>mfw they planned this
>mfw they're still proud of it to this day
>mfw im going to pass this suffering to my future child

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When I realized that fart is the soul of poop.

>>18517084
What was this guy thinking? What if she was in the car?

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>>18517265
jesus christ

>late at night studying
>probably about 2 am on a weekday
>went out for a smoke break
>no one is on the streets
>I was standing on the sidewalk underneath a street light
>when I see a white car slowly approach me
>the white car made a unique low pitch sound
>white car is driving really really slow
>can see a man stare at me through the window
>i'm weirded out
>the white car slowly parks at the auto body shop across the street from my flat
>man gets out of the car
>man is wearing a white shirt
>man just stands there looking at me
>man has a mustache
>i get the feeling of danger
>man continues to stand there looking at me
>i think i see something in his hand
>I get shivers down my spine
>the man doesn't move while I slowly walk
up the stares onto the porch
>i finish my cigarette on the porch
>the man is still standing there
>he has not moved the whole time
>at this point i'm feeling more than freaked out

>>18517265
lol u have awesome parents

>>18516074

On a completely unrelated note I'd fuck the shit out of Amy.... she's pretty damn mental but I'm betting she'd go off in bed.

>>18516162
Got a pic of the painting?

say a rollerskating ghost in my basement when i was 10

>>18517098
That happened to me when I was 4 years old. I still remember it perfectly. I was sleeping and I woke up at the middle of the night and see this hooded figure. I slept with my parents for the next 6 years

>>18517098
Good account brother. Who knows what watches from the dark matter that surrounds us.

>be me
>14 year old (it's been 5 years)
>be in a friend house
>friend says: hey we have to see that deep web thing
>surewhynot.jpg
>we enter to some satanic/occultism page
>dudewhatthefuck.jpg
>web cam light turns on
>OH SHIT.jpg
>I throw friend web cam by the window

>renting place outside of town w/2 roomates
>big back yard that goes into rural area of forrest
>playing vidya one night
>Stand up from computer and look out back-yard facing window
>it's a clear night and I can make out one of my roomates walking at edge of fence near forrest
>slighty drunk so it takes me a few minuets to remember that both of my roomates are out of the house
>also it appears to be naked
>suddenly roomates dogs tear out of their house and start barking like mad, charging the thing in pure blood lust
>grab rifle off of bed and look up in time to see thing drop down on all fours
>it makes it over the fence before dogs can catch it
>just stand there for a while, transfixed, heart pounding
>go outside armed and check on dogs
>they are happy as can be and don't seem alarmed at all
>sit on back porch with rifle and dogs untill the wee hours of the morning
Still get that same feeling when I think about it, my best guess is that it was a bear with mange as bears to tend to be around this area.

>>18517381
You don't say.

>>18517405
Demons wanted to see your pretty face man!!! You rejected them and they are probably SO insecure now.

>>18517381
Must have been a recent death. You usual ghost cliches didnt have rollerskates. Fucking disco ghost.

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>>18516074
>Be me
>Have this weird memory, from as early as I can remember
>Dad carrying me toward dark entrance to woods near Mom's parents house
>Mom's family and Dad are there
>Sudden loud train station (?) bell sound
>Two white orbs form in said entrance to woods
>Everything goes pitch black but the orbs
>Sound gets louder
>Everytime I recall on this, even now, I get a chilling sense of dread about the whole thing
>Can't make sense of it to this day

>>18517435
You asked your weird satanic parents?

>>18517436
They divorced when I was four, when I did ask some years ago, my mom said it was probably a dream, since there is a train station in the woods by my grandparent's home!

ok time for me to contribute with something that happenned to me last year.

>live in belgium
>be depressed
>live in a house rented to students
>just stay in my room not wanting to see anyone all day everyday (except sometime to buy food)
> someday a girl invite me to go see a movie
>she's a painter and kind of drepressed too
> say yes, go to movie. get friend with her (somewhat, in a 2 antisocial introvert meet each other)
>each week we see each other from something like 22PM to 4 AM to her appartment
>get back to my place on foot each time, in the dark, alone in the city. i liked it.
>one time, i hear some sleigh bells.
> look around, no one, shrug it off
> hear it again another night somewhere else than last time. find it weird.
> continue happening sometime 2-3 times a walk. never find anything that could be the source of it, worse the noise started to get closer
> last time it happenned, it was like right behind me, but there was no one. i ran the rest of the way and i heard that fuckng noise a last time as i was putting my heys in the lock of my door.
> never went out like that again (also returned home and shit.)

it never happened again. probably shit story and shit grammar sorry guys

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>>18516685
I've had something like this happen before and some other misc shit:

>A few years back...
>I had moved in with my Dad. He bought the house his ex-wife (my half-brother's mother) used to live in for about ten years.
>House is always creepy as fuck, especially when I am there alone.
>Weird shit is always happening even with just the two of us there - crap being thrown off shelves, toilets flushing, paper towel rack throwing all the towels on the floor, knocking on the walls. Weird shit.
>Anyway, Dad ends up being moved to a night-shift to take care of an emergency hot job that needed to be taken care of for a few weeks.
>Home alone at night playing some EvE online. Really got into the game, having a blast. I have headphones on and everything.
>Out of the corner of my eye looking out toward the hallway I saw my Dad walk by my door like he always would when he needed something from the spare bedroom.
>Confused as fuck I tell my buddies in the game I need a few minutes.
>Get up from computer and walk into the hallway.
>Look down the hallway - all the lights are off and the spare bedroom door is shut.
>Get an uneasy feeling. The house is silent as hell. Open up the spare bedroom door. The light is off, no one is in there (to be fair I never checked the closet. They are old heavy wood doors that make fuck tons of noise).
>Worried as hell at this point.
>Walk downstairs and check around the house. Still home alone, Dad's vehicle is still gone.
>Literally run back to my room up the stairs. Shut my door and barricade it with a dresser.
>Promptly tell everyone in the game I am spooked as fuck.
>Stay spooked till early AM when Dad gets home and tell him the story.

I keep my bedroom door shut if I am home anymore because of this. At night I can see figures passing in front of my door down the hallway, but with no sound.

(Ran out of space) Pt 2 coming soon.

>>18517444
Maybe you were being gangstalked by Santa and his reindeer.

>>18517450
Pt 2 spoopy shit:

Okay, so what got me thinking about all this shit again was a conversation I had with my older brother (half-brother who used to live here before me) about the spooky shit that has happened in this house while he was here as a kid (another story for another time) - but, here is where it gets fucked up. He used to see the same shadows passing in front of his bedroom door, the same room I am staying in. He said it used to scare him so much that he had his bed moved so he couldn't see it while he laid in bed.

Shit sounds crazy, but it's real as fuck.

>>18517368
>awesome parents
>child spends free time on a Dutch cheesemaking hub

>>18517472
God I fucking love Taiwanese model ship constructing website jokes

>be me
>be in bed
>have first floor window facing the foot of my bed, covered with closed Venetian blinds
>wake up to a light tapping on the window some time in the morning
>figure it's just rain because autumn, try to go back to sleep
>tapping becomes more persistent, sorta like a scrabbling or a scratching
>ok wtf
>turns into a knocking, then a banging
>sounded like something was throwing its full weight against the window, shit must have been shaking in its frame
>see that the streetlight coming around the edge of the blinds is being occluded by some huge shadow that's going fucking crazy
>at this point I've shat the entirety of the Great Wall of China
>muffled sound like someone shouting through five mattresses
>sounded like "OOOOOOM" over and over
>I can just screw my eyes shut and wait, basically paralysed by terror
>after what felt like hours, it just stops
>shake in bed until first light, jump out of bed and tell dad
>he seems to believe me, says we should contact a paranormal investigator
>do so, describe what happened to him as best I could
>he looks contemplative as I tell my story, then concerned
>"you know," he says with a hint of fear in his voice, "that sounds like it was a fucking you dumb cunt"

>>18516074
>Be me
>Working as a security guard to pay for College
>"Security Guard" aka working a museum in the middle of town (80k ppl)
>Normally not scary at all, chill job, can study for exams there while being paid
>On normal days literally 4-5 guests a day within 8 hours
>I have to work on a special event: Museum night from 8pm to 12pm
>That means everyone can come in for free and the museum has about 500+ visitors within those 4 hours
>Everyone can come in, which also means druggies and drunks
>As long as they are not causing a fuzz or disturb ppl no way for me to throw them out.
>The usual few and jolly drunks come in, but they always leave after a few minutes
>Around 10:30pm a total junkie comes in. She's about as big as me (6'2), but skinny as fuck. About 30 years old and not as fucked up as you would assume. Think normal person drugged out of their mind with a real crazy look on her face
>Totally out of this world, walks around in trance and mumbles to herself.
>I have to keep an eye on her, because she might destroy shit while she's on drugs.
>Don't watch for a few seconds
>She's gone.
>ShitShitShitShitShit
>Search for her frantically because I don't want my ass kicked for a destroyed painting or some shit
>Don't find her at all, give up and hope for the best
>Nearing 12pm, I have to lock up all the rooms to activate the security system
>Totally forgot about the junkie
>About 2/3 of locking up I hear mumbling and crazy laughter in an L-shaped room (think me at the long end of the L and mumbling on the short end around the corner)
>I can't see what is there, only hear that shit
>I ask who's there
>Only response is some crazy shriek
>Start to imagine all the weird shit that could be waiting there for me
>Grab my flashlight in terror and ready to attack whatever is there
>Cautiosly walk around the corner
>Then I see it.
>The junkie is crouched in the corner, looking at the wall.

>>18517755

>She turns around smiling at me with bleeding lips and totally whacked out of her mind
>Like a seriously menacing smile
>I try to decide what to do
>Can't run away because o the paintings
>Forgot my walkie-talkie
>Have to wait in the same room with that crazy bitch until others notice something is wrong and come on their own
>They call the cops and ambulance
>I nearly shit myself because of a crazy junkie

>>18516122
Kek

>>18517765
>>I nearly shit myself because of a crazy junkie
I mean, you weren't wrong to.

Junkies can do some nasty shit.

>>18516809
>>18516831
Bavariafag here, if anyone wants to explore some haunted places, I'm up for it.

>>18517732
What

>>18517732
kekd

Since it's scariest and not necessarily paranormal, here's mine

>walking home with friend after hangin out with others at 9pm
>friend goes opposite direction towards his house and I'm walking alone
>suddenly a black 4 door car comes up slowly
>goes as I walk, stops when I stop
>testing them, i would move back and fourth to see how the car reacts
>suddenly all four doors open and guys come out running
>without hesitation, sprint to the woods and run to my house
>tell parents

To this day, I can't believe that actually happened. After reading about pedowood and child sacrifices, it makes me nope even more.

>>18516778
God I hate that "lets never speak of this again" shit! Why the fuck not? I see something that can't be explained I'm gonna bring that shit up all the time. Fuckin weirdos

>>18517085
Sleeps paralysis

>>18516486
Maybe Jesus was angry and said "i'll teach this little fuck".
I mean if I'm the son of God, i'ld do that

>>18516594
Remember jack off when you feel a presence

>>18517099
kek'd. Good one anon

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Not gonna greentext as there is no point to.

This happened last weekend, i was home alone playing skyrim when i thought i heard a draugr in one of the crypts, you know how they growl slightly before an attack? I heard that, i continue around when i realize i cleaned the crypt out. So, i just go back over to whiterun when i heard it again followed by my cat booking it up the stairs.

By now in in /k/ operator with a log in my pants as i get my handgun and look downstairs. Kitchen is dark as fuck so i turn on the stair lights, i then see something slink toward our laundry room that down the hall right side of the stairs. I start going down, internally losing my shit because that growl.

I finally get in the kitchen as see our pantry light on, now im shitting my pants. I turn on the kitchen light and open the pantry, no one in there. I turn off the light and go towards the laundry room to see what the fuck that was. I finally creep through the hall with the lights on and see the room is empty. As i go to retreat upstairs i hear, "no" in a cold wind-like whisper as the kitchen light turns off.

I run out the house and sleep in my car for the night. Fucking arizona and its haunted houses.

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>>18516074
Back when I was a kid I was heavily into paranormal stuff. I was very much afraid of darkness and when it was dark I would basically have a constant feeling like I was about to see or hear something disturbing at any moment. I couldn't fall asleep in complete silence nor darkness, so I'd keep my TV on in the night.

The TV had a red light next to its power button. When the TV was disabled the light would blink. One time, for some fucking reason, I completely forgot about the existence of the said light. One time, when I saw it blinking in the dark after entering my dark room I got scared so much that my ears started ringing. It was the most scary moment in my whole life for some reason. After a second I realized where the light was coming from of course and my rational thinking kicked in, but that singular, short moment of absolute terror was simply indescribable.

>>18516074
The scariest shit I experienced was sometime last week, after all the festivities were over. I had shitloads of heavy, greasy food during the holidays, so as expected, my shit was scary from it, but little did I know of scary shit. I was in my toilet, taking a dump for what seems to be forever, but it was more like 15-20 minutes. I had trouble pushing the shit out at first, but it came out eventually, the biggest log ever. Then after I shat out the log, my bowels just decided to purge themselves, so I shat a stream of liquid shit and GI fluid.
Now comes the scary part, I started wiping my ass and I find something chunky. Turns out I shat out my hemorhoids.

>>18517392
I was 16 but still freaked me out enough to be a bit twitchy for awhile

>>18517401
Funny you say that it was like I wasn't supposed to see it and it was pissed at me once it noticed

>>18516831
Idk, I live in Germany, I even live in Baden-Württemberg, but I've never heard anything too spooky myself

>>18517195
Which stan has there been a war in for the last decade, dickhead?

> be me, around 5yo, on hollydays at my aunt's
> walk in the dinner room, i see her with about 10 eyes, 3 legs, and a large smiling mouth full of teeth
> then all i remeber is beeing with a group af people repeating "hail to satan"
nowaday, i'm pretty sure the bitch drugged me and took me to some black magik cult

>Be me
>About 8 years old, maybe 9
>be at a 1 week wrestling camp during summer
>at actual college without parents with a dorm and a roommate
>outside at about 10 PM day before camp gets out
>on other side of campus from dorms
>actually lost
>wander around campus for about an hour, no idea where I fucking am
>age before mobile phones
>no lights
>power outage
>pitch fucking black besides a little bit of the moon
>after street lamps go out I freak out
>running around crying and screaming
>scared out of my fucking mind
>start hearing footsteps of someone running behind me
>run and scream for mercy
>eventually find the dorms and burst in
>safe
>pass out
Camp was pretty neat overall though

>>18516298
I can "hear" the TV static sound too, kinda like a very low-pitched tinnitus

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>be me
>13-14
>hanging with 2 friends in Arizona room
>we were sitting underneath the window to my room
>friends were trying to scare me by tapping my shoulder
>window was open
>one friend puts arm in window to tap my left shoulder he was sitting to the right of me
>he gets arm pulled
>looks in room
>see floating white face of a woman
>we never hung out at my house after that

also this big ass dresser i had was pushed over right when my friends arm was pulled

>>18516486
Edgy

>>18516594
>>18516627
Shadowman. Daemon. Feeds on your fear. He'll show up every few years. Don't matter if you are living in pure bliss, or upset, or a child. He just wants your emotion.

I have a theory. If there are guardian angels, say a great grandmother, great uncle, or some other ancestor looking over you, why not an evil side? Say some bad family member, tied to the family, and won't let go. Just don't seem so vanilla, like the daemon is personal to each person.

>>18517452
Latent spirits that hath dwelt in thy house. Shouldn't be a big deal, not uncommon. Some houses will just have the old man who recentlyish died, like a funny old 92 year old just shuffling around. He don't even know he is a ghost, just doing his thing, like his energy is still on autopilot. Dogs will watch. Get a dog.

>>18517755
>be security guard
>forget radio when locking up late

>>18518918
It happens sometimes

>>18518666
>666

Anon, I...

>>18519087
Great now i have cyber demons lel

>>18516074
absolutely nothing scary has happened to me, on one hand im thankful, but then again i kinda wish something spooky would happen

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I attracted demons, or perhaps a singular demon.

Suffice to say the experience would seem mediocre to the average person with how over exaggerated horror is these days but to anyone who has sought a connection with God it may strike a nerve.

i was on psychiatric medication that caused me to go temporarily blind once. I was in a car (not driving thankfully) and my vision suddenly blurred. Then my peripheral vision started to go and the edges of my sight went black and then suddenly closed altogether like a camera aperture.

I started shoving my fingers into my eyes to make sure they were open. It lasted about 20 minutes. I remember freaking out wondering if my vision would ever come back.

When it came back, it did the reverse of what happened when it went. Camera aperature reopened, blurry vision started sharpening up, etc.

>>18517732
>that sounds like it was a fucking you dumb cunt

excuse me

>>18516298
>>18518661
Pretty sure the TV static is normal

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>>18516074
Hell no

>>18518918
>>18518938

It's the security guard. This is a quit town in Germany, literally nothing really bad ever happened here and these museums really don't need guards at all, desu.
I guess at some point you just give in to the monotony and stop paying attention.
After this instance, it never happened to me again, I can guarantee you that.

>>18519568
Did you have a killer headache after that? The same kind of thing happens to me every so often. Complex migraines, they call them. Weird as hell and unbelievably painful.

>>18517765
lol
and you call yourself a security guard

>>18516074
Looking into the dead eyes of my dad. Not scary, but yeah..

I got you OP

>be me
>be hanging with friends on a late night, drank a little bit
>decide to just walk outside for a bit since we decide we're sober enough to take a walk around my friend's neighborhood (we'll call him joe)
>joe decides we should walk to the corner store (about half a mile away)we had no snacks and were hungry
>on our way there it's quiet, no csrs or even crickets chirpping, just us laughing tipsy and tellinf stories
>after a while we see something jn the deistance
>it was a white figure with long grey hair standing and staring at us, not moving at all
>we got freaked out by it and decided to head back, but no matter how far we walked she was always behind us
>we get home and decide to lock the doors and try to go to sleep
>wake up 3 am
>hear tapping on window.
>check to see that it's a tree branch with silvery string on it
>eyes focus behind the branch and see the figure standing there beneath the shadow
>freak the fuck out and wake my friends up
>call cops
>nothing was ever found

>>18516298
It's called an erection kid

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>>18516074
When I had a bad trip on mushrooms. It was so intense, fear and discomfort and anxiety poured into every nerve in my body. The closest way I could describe it is like the exact opposite of an orgasm, but like everywhere in your body and for several hours. Its not like you can fight it or resist it either, that only makes it worse, you have to embrace it. Even if it is bad. It ate away at my ego, I could feel that voice in my head drifting away until all I could no longer have my own thoughts. My ego died. Its really hard to explain unless you have been there and felt that kind if thing. The closest experience I have had to that before was being on the verge of death, very similar.

>>18518913
I have a bird, and it will go absolutely batshit at times. Usually only at night, or when I walk by the bathroom with it on my shoulder.

>>18516074
At the beginning of the ground war in 2003 I was a fister in 10th Mountain. I was temporarily assigned to DIVARTY's COLT team as a last minute replacement. I was an E5 sergeant at the time, but the team leader was a corporal. I don't know much about how other units organize their low level leadership, but in the artillery everyone gets qualified for every position. So in the field a PFC may have a specialist or even a buck sergeant serving as his RTO.

Anyway, we were maneuvering to what would become FARP with the 19Ds from the cav battalion

>hurr squadron

I had been assigned to triple deuce and they were originally going to be in the area with all three rifle companies to begin patrol base activities, but somehow shit got f'd up and no infantry was around that day.

Well, it was pitch fucking black. Early as early can be in the morning. No direct support from any artillery. Air support showed up every now and then through fire support channels, but we didn't have any approved fire matrix that included air so that was out, the cav had kiowas with rockets but no apaches, and we were in three hmmwvs in blackout with two .50s and one with a prick standing out on top with a saw. We're cruising along in blackout and we pass right by an Iraqi tank. Like within 20 meters pass right by. We're keep travelling for about 30 seconds before the lieutenant orders the halt. we stopped our vehicles in a 3 truck herring bone and everyone dispersed. My two guys and I ran to the front vehicle and told the scout PL that there wasn't shit from DIVARTY. The PL and a staff sergeant named Ayala grabbed four AT4s from the two scout hmmwvs while the all the guys got into a line in the prone. Then the lieutenant, the platoon sergeant and one other 19D displaced with the rockets. The tank wasn't moving but it wasn't dead either. Maybe the crew was dozing. It was maybe 150 meters from us but I could hear its engine idling even over our three engines..

>>18520023
..

The PL and the staff sergeant fired their rockets one after another. Then the PL fired the third rocket and sergeant took about 5 seconds before he took the travel lanyard off and then he fired his. All four rockets hit the tank in roughly the same area on the side below and maybe on the turret. rockets are loud and bright and loud and smokey but there was definitely four hits.

The tank didn't explode or jet fire out of every orifice. It's turret did rotate about 45 degrees but that was it. It just sat there with it's engine still idling. We stayed about 1 minute and then the cav's 7 called and told us to boogie in case the tank burst.

that's it.

the most scared I've ever been.

>>18516594
Bruh i think you got robbed by a nigger

>Around 7th or 8th grade get some beers with school friends from a bodega and go to this place we called the Weeds to drink them
>It's basically a small area that borders a large public park full of like 9 or 10 foot tall stalk of weed, so it's easy to hide out in
>Anyone we start walking in but a few of my friends stay behind because they start to get nervous, it's my chubby friend in the lead carrying the 6-packs, me, and two other buddies behind me
>Walk about 10 yards down this crude path that sort of winds through the weeds
>All of a sudden we reach this little shanty very close off to the right and before I can barely even acknowledge it, this dude stumbles out from behind it
>He's a complete fucking bum, filthy, drunk, also wearing what looked in that moment like red lipstick or something and white makeup in spots along his face
>He starts mumbling something incoherent, maybe because we disrupted him or something, his tone was pretty much like a man who was sick of getting so many visitors
>Took about half a second for us to process everything, then we just dropped the fucking beers we were all holding and split, running the way we came up the path
>I'm in animal mode right now the flight instinct kicks in, I hear the clink of bottles and Morris, my chubby friend, mumbling something and actually, insanely, trying to salvage some of the beer
>I run about another 10 yards the opposite way, in my state of mind I'm actually picturing the bum chasing me from behind
>Trip over this awkward root/divet in the path, skid to my knees, think to myself "Now I understand why this always happens in horror movies"
>Jump back up I hear someone making noise behind me and gaining
>Finally sprint out of the weedy shithole behind the 2 friends that were behind me and see my pussy friends who never went in
>Morris crashes out from the weeds with a 6-pack awkwardly cradled in one arm

The bum never came out, he probably never even came after us and just didn't wanna be disturbed

It's kind of hard to tell this story without context but i'll try.
>Everything at the time was going wrong
>Have had a demon following me for 2 years at this point
>It was a summer day
>decide to hang out with my friends
>everything is strange
>Somehow different like i was in a haze
>People were moving, acting like dolls and saying odd things
>Watching their mouths move and these words come out that couldn't possibly be their own
>Things keep changing
>odd things, nothing is right
>It's hard to explain
>Like the whole world was pulling a sleight of hand trick, replacing, moving, creating, destroying all behind a curtain that was so pervasive yet couldn't be caught in a rational sense.
>Keep talking and laughing with my friends even if they seemed to not be themselves
>We pull up to mcdonalds
>we all order a burger
>park and start eating
>Half way through a voice shines through the facade i was living at the moment
>it's the women who has been pulling the strings
>She tells me what i'm eating is human meat
>I look at my sandwitch and i'll never forget what i saw
>The meat was bloody
>So bloody, bright red on the inside, looked like it was cooked rare
>As i stared at the meat i was still chewing
>I tasted what i can't describe what i don't want to describe
>She mocked me, laughed the voice kept ringing on
>As this was happening my friends were silent
>Not eating
>just staring like robots
>As soon as she finishes talking my friend drops his sandwitch
>Stares at me
>Unhinges his jaw like a snake and screeches
>This screech was demonic, flat out inhuman
>He closes his mouth, picks up his sandwitch and continues eating
>not a word more was said that night
>I drop them off and return home

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Short one and not really scary
> be me around 12yo
> in the middle of the night
> for some reason wake up and look directly at my desk
> see a ghostish thing like pic realted
> little girl with same clothes like in the picture but I didn't see her face nor her hair
> close my eyes and after I opened them again she/it was gone

Nothing really creepy happened after
Just a few weird sounds and shit

>>18517450
I thought this said walk dinosaurs and check around the house

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>>18518402
from lower saxony here, only weird stuff i saw was a "star". it had rays of light coming out of it looking kinda like pic related, only not as bright and as blue, and with the rays being closer together. it moving around all the time a bit, up down, left right, seemed to get closer and then away again. friend of mine stated she it once in the southwest, went away and looked after few minutes where it was in the south east, and then later again in the southwest (i only saw it in the south west) the vision felt weird (like you lose focus of it automatically) and seemed to emit some faint lightning, like a tesla coil (lightning that doesnt strike anything). other then that nothing unusual i saw here

>>18520080
That's schizophrenia

>>18520031
Jesus, you still talk like that? Relax, civilian.

>>18520080
bro you are schizophrenic. Sorry dude.

>>18520166
I have no idea what shizophraenia is like, but when reading it i imagined it to be just like that. But maybe we are just part of the demonic illusion without even knowing it

>>18516298
You're not alone, everything you just described happens to me too and it's been that way as far as I can remember.

>>18516656
I've seen cups do that all the time under the right circumstances. Small bit of water between the cup and the counter can cause the drink to balance perfectly on the thin layer of water so that the cup doesn't actually touch the counter in any way, so it just slides around freely.

It's the same phenomenon that makes cars hydroplane. Wheels sit on thin water layer or top of the road rather than the road itself and causes the car to lose any traction until the wheel can catch on the road again.

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>>18517265
have you beat up your dad and stopped calling your mom back yet? they sound like the type of worthless human garbage that shouldn't be having kids.

>>18518456
It's not nice to call people names.

>>18520334

Naw, they're cool. It was funny after I calmed down. My dad just enjoys messing with me and my mom usually doesn't go along with it, which is probably why it worked so well. My dad just knows the best ways to mess with me, usually with movies, and usually not in scary ways.

>couple days before first trip to the beach
>probably about 6 y/o
>dad says we should watch Jaws
>mom flips her shit
>of course this intrigues me
>mom goes off shopping or something the next day
>dad leaves out the Jaws VHS
>see it and am reminded of the previous day and get curious again
>"dad can we watch this movie?"
>fuckinghooklineandsinker.pdf
>goes about like you'd think
>fast forward to beach
>mom is in the water
>trying to get me to come out to her
>I am refusing very adamantly
>she asks me what's wrong
>tell her there's sharks in there
>"what do you know about sharks?"
>"they eat people"
>"where in the world did you learn that"
>I hesitate
>i can see the pieces all clicking on her face
>she whips around towards my dad
>I am just taking this all in and loving it
>another kid nearby comes out of the water and stands next to me
>"are those your parents"
>"yeah"
>"what are they fighting about"
>"the sharks in the water"
>other kid doesn't go back in the water

Eventually I went in but I can't stand not being able to see below me and I am always afraid that I'll step on a crab and get pinched or something. Hate the ocean.

>>18517732
"you know," he says with a hint of fear in his voice, "that sounds like it was a fucking butfer."

>>18520448

I guess just to round these dad/movie stories out, even though they are unrelated:

>be going into 2nd grade
>"big deal" in my school because it's on a different floor
>dad tells me they do things differently on that floor and that I should behave
>already got paddled in kindergarten and it hurt like a motherfucker so I ask what's different about it
>"oh I'll show you"
>puts in a movie
>fast forwards to a scene
>bunch of kids stomping and singing while wearing masks
>they are on a conveyor belt
>get dropped into a grinder
>come out as ground meat
>dad turns movie off
>"and that's what happens if you misbehave"
>"what about the singing?"
>"you can sing if you want but that's beside the point"
>"what happens in the rest of the movie?"
>"you wouldn't get it"
>go to school on the 2nd floor
>there aren't any conveyor belts or grinders anywhere, as I half-suspected
Movie was The Wall btw

>dad let me watch Die Hard around 8 or 9
>fell in love
>still my favorite action movie
>watch the 2nd
>not as good, but still great
>get to 3
>get to "that" scene early on
>dad pauses movie
>"the word you're about to see you should never repeat, ok? It's a bad word"
>confused because I know all the curse words by now
>"is it a curse word?"
>"it's usually regarded as worse than curses"
>my mind is blown
>there are words worse than swears???
>dad unpauses movie
>the sign appears
>"Niggers?"
>dad pauses movie
>deep breath
>"hoo boy, where to begin"
That's how I learned about racism

>be 8
>watching Friday the 13th, sometime shortly after Halloween
>dad says "the general rule with these old scary movies is that the female virgin always has the best chance of surviving"
>"what's a virgin?"
>"someone who hasn't had sex yet"
>I can already see on his face that he didn't think before saying that
>he knows he fucked up
>he knows what's coming
>he pauses the movie
>"what's sex?"
>"yep, yep, shot myself in the foot there"
And that's how I learned about sex

>be 10
>staying with grandma in the countryside
>neighbors have horses among other animals
>have a fence around their house and two dogs
>one day neighbors talk to my grandma about horses being tired and sweaty in the morning, as if they've been ridden
>sound worried
>don't really concern myself
>morning few days later
>big commotion at the neighbors
>we go there, into their stables
>two horses had their mane (is that the word?) braided into beautiful braids
>everyone gets scared shitless, grandma included
>apparently there's an old folk tale that fairies ride horses during the night and braid their manes
i still don't know why everyone was so terrified, but it was kinda spoopy.

>Be eating sammich on living room.
>kitchen is to my left, there is a portal connecting booth but without a door.
>hence you can see kitchen light from where i was sit
>anyway watching tv and took a bite of swamwich
>put it on the table
>looking at tv
>next thing i know the fucking samich just jumped by itself in the air
>hwut.bmp
>look to kitchen light
>it fuckings turns off by itself.
FUCK NO

>>18520499
I find that one kinda beautifull. Supernatural, horses get to run around, fairies have fun, noone is hurt

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>>18516074
Not all that scary, but still freaked me out

>be about 14-15
>home alone
>at night
>walk passed my sisters' room
>talking barney doll sitting on top of stuffed animals
>barney says "I love you!"
>NOOOOOPE!
>grab barney and chuck him in the back of the garage

>>18516656
was the bartop/glass bottom wet?

>>18516264
Only guns that have killed cryptids can kill cryptids.

>>18520477
Best dad

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>>18517265

thanks anon. you unlucky faggot. im glad i wasnt the only one suffering.

>>18517265
fucking kek

>>18517732
dude

what

>>18517732
Thats really strange, anon. The only possible explanation could have been that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

>>18516298
>sometimes when I looking at some creepy area/situation, i feel pulsing inside of myself, like it's an instinctive bad feeling
That's your body pumping adrenaline into your system

>>18516147
Wat

>>18516074
>be me
>around 11 or 12
>really interested in mermaids
>i want to become one
>goes upstairs with salt water and some rocks and shit
>lay it all down on a table and say some spell chant
>after saying the spell the loudest fucking boom/roar happened right after
>scared shitless
>earthquake or god????
>ohio doesn't have earthquakes like that
>runs down stairs
>ask mom if she heard that roar/boom
>"no i didnt hear anything"
>cant sleep for another 2 days

>>18517732
it was obviously just a fucking

>>18516685
Your dad showers for an hour? Creepy.

>>18520477
Haha, pretty funny anon. 10/10dad

>>18520166
>>18520259
Yeah because my brain just made up what my friends did.

>>18516727
'Tis but a poltergeist havin' a laugh.

>>18521468
That's what schizophrenia does.

>>18518666
That never happened, SATAN!

>>18516499
This is true. I have plenty of hatred inside me and it's hard to trust people when you have that kind of negativity.

>>18516074
>Be me
>In Iraq
>Working on helicopter
>Half inside the tail and half out
>Mortar barrage hits base
I legitimately shit my pants that night

>>18516486
What the fuck dude. I talked to the same thing the 1st time. I didn't like me, though it didn't dislike me either.

Not spoopy but worthy.
>18th playing cod ghosts extinction on ps4 with my dad watching (first time playing)
>all's well though the second area onwards has no hives to drill
>last area fully fenced off, road to the left wasn't destroyed and looped the map
>each loop buildings were much more worn out, on third loop buildings weren't enterable, got killed by 3 giants aliens
best games I've ever had. Me and dad thought it was how it goes.. Anyway I played about a year later at home and had a wtf moment, asked around and looked it up with no success. Called up dad and told him to play the game himself and to keep in mind my 18th. Got a text basically saying wtf have you done to my ps4.

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>watching Insidious at cousins house
>movie was alright nothing scary
>as this scene come up i can feel people around me move around like they expect something is going to happen
>(they've seen it before)
>sitting casually with a mist coke in hand
>donttestme.jpg
>Alpha as fuck the whole way through nothing scares me
>scene comes up and I shit myself as spaghetti explode from my pockets
>hits the selling fan and flies everywhere
>crush delicious drink as the sharp edges of the tin can lacerate my hand
>cousin faints when sees blood
ofuk.jpeg
>everyone is screaming
>throw can at random direction to relieve my hand
> hit one of the kids in the eye with sharp edge
>as people start to get up to help, scream, run our of the room they all slip from the spaghetti everywhere
>fast forward a few months
>kid that was impaled has eye patch
>every time i see her i growl "ARRRRG MATEY"

>>18520531
this is pure autism
only a ghost could've done that, pissing off your sister doesn't help

>>18516074
Is this stupid harpy still a meme?

>>18522187
>walking past sisters room
>sister says "I love you"
>TARDRAGE ENABLED
>screeches at sister nearest toy and give it a beat down
>run away never to be seen again

>>18518240
why

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>Be mowing lawn
>Have mower like pic related
>Has same honeycomb metal grill like in the top part.
>Notice after mowing one day it's wrapped around the engine sitting on the mower deck
>Realize it somehow phased through the lawn mower engine

I've had several
>Be me, late at night like 3am
>Laying on my side, watching something on youtube next to the stairs leading to the second story of my house
>Smell wood burning, very clearly for three seconds
>Turn, wandering if someone set my house on fire
>Just in time to see a black mass of shadows, bigger than anyone else in the house rushing down the stairs and fucking vanishing
>stare for a moment, and go back to looking at my video

Same set of stairs, not to long after
>Laying on my back, listening to a podcast and fucking around with my flash light
>Same stair case is like....ten feet away from me
>just staring at the ceiling being useless
>When I suddenly feel like I'm being stared at
>Like someone's look right at me from just over my shoulder
>On instinct, shine light at the top of the stairs
>See a set of reddish orange eyes staring back at me
>Far to big to be my cat, far to red to
>Oh and I can see the faint outline of a girl's head around it
>Like satan's loli laid down to stare at me
>Look back at them for five seconds, turn flash light off
>And roll over, ignoring the feeling till it went away

I have spookier encounters
like the many times my dad walked up to shit that screamed "Horror movie death scene"

>>18516685
Those are npc's dude

This isn't much of a scary experience but when it happened to me, I was pretty spooked.

>be 21yo me
>be about 12 to 1 AM trying to sleep
>going in and out of conciousness
>notice something strange
>at some point I realized something was in my face, like a thread or chain just dangling uncomfortably close
>natural reaction for me is to swipe at this thing full force, hand connecting hard with this metal thing
>this immediately wakes me up
>climb out of bed and stand in the center of my room looking about confused while hearing a clicking noise
>this all happened as one motion, swipe and spring out of bed. couldnt have been more than 2 seconds
>look up and realize its just my cieling fan that I hit with my hand
>the clicking noise is from short chain swinging back and forth
>have brief moment of relief that im not being attacked in the night
>then it slowely dawns on me and the thought proceeds to generate more fear by the second
>if I was asleep on my bed, which is postioned in the corner of the room, how did I swipe the chain of my cieling fan?
>Im still dazed but I know it happened because my fingers are numb from swinging at this thing full force, so Im not dreaming
>still confused, I lay back in bed and retrace my movements to be 100% sure that its not possible for me to have done that
>still cant reach the chain even when leaning up and reaching hand out
>wtf just happened?
>try to rationalize it as sleep walking, which I have never ever done

not really scary and easily explained but at the time, when I was trying to process it, I had all sort of crazy thoughts like maybe I was hovering just under the fan, which would be the only way for me to have reached it. sleep walking is the best explanation I got on it though. it would also explain the "speed" at which I climbed out of bed. but its wierd because I remember rolling over and out of bed to stand up.

>>18516486
Don't fuck with Jimmy Page.

>>18516074
your story sounds shabby as fuck and not believable.

kindly fuck off

>>18516187
darth maul was so fucking cool in the Clone Wars

>>18517450
>EVE
I bet you rat in nullsec faggot

>>18520477
10/10 dad

>>18520477
I hope to be a good a parent as your father is.

>>18521014
Long hot showers are delightful. They loosen up sore muscles and are relaxing in general.

>>18516147
i'm pretty sure you fell asleep for a moment. i guess your bro would've heard you shouting "goodnight" if you really did.

>>18520038
2nd. or just crazy hobo invasion.

>>18516074
>be me, seven
>have a "gimmick" where I smile like a crazy person and loudly laugh, saying "HA. HA. HA. YOU ARENT GOOD ENOUGH." In a monotone tone.
>I don't know why I did this, I was a weird kid
>be with mom in shitty apartment
>watching tv in living room while mom is cooking in kitchen
>barely hear a window slide open, but don't think anything of it due to being engaged with the tv program
>foot steps start to sound out in the hall behind me
>they sound heavy
>again, as the typical dumb child, think nothing of it
>as the foot steps draw nearer, I figure maybe it's my mom
>decide to do my retarded gimmick as soon as the steps stop right behind me
>I flip my head around quickly to see a large black man holding knife, but it's already too late
>the immediate fear results in my widening my eyes and smiling as grotesquely as I could as I say loudly; "HA. HA. HA. YOU ARENT GOOD ENOUGH."
>the man pauses and just stares down at this possibly retarded and freaky kid and just says "fuck it" and drops his knife as he runs off
>after I showed my mom the knife she flipped the hell out and bought a shot gun

The police found him due to the fingerprints he left on the knife. I was, and still am, vehemently spooked. I wasn't a retarded kid, I probably would have been killed or worse.

>>18516162
Why did you include that you liked 12 year olds?

>>18516074
Well the only thing that comes to mind was finding out i have helped my dad dispose of a corpse

>>18516656
>ghost bartender
>freaks out
Fucking normie

>>18517349
i don't wanna be a downer, this sure is creepy and all but this board is called "paranormal", not "mexican"

>>18517438
dude, those white orbs were train headlights. you surely dreamt this.

>>18517732
>a fucking
don't gimme that nostalgia anon...

well done tho.

>>18516499
are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

>>18522350
it's only proven to work on aliens. it makes them uncomfortable.

>>18522384
you described that poorly. no idea what you are on about.

>>18517444
Krampus didn't like you gettin cozy with his girl

>>18520507
>sammich
>swamwich
>samich

Just call it a fucking sandwich

>>18523273
sarnie

>>18516831
I call BS, Germany would be a scene from Ghostbusters with the supposed 6 gorillian Jews slain there.

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>>18516074
>the scariest shit you have ever experienced

Explosive Diarrhea probably, it gets everywhere

>>18516187
Sounds like my DMT trip.

I saw demons everywhere and then the hindu god kali without having ever seen her before, only figured it out years later after the trip.

>>18516655
Damn. Glad your home

>>18516074
>Be me
>Be 16
>15 Y/o gf
>She tells me her period is a month late

>>18516531
>>18516486
Stupid newfags believing in 'witch boards' and not calling them by their proper Mattel name of Ouiji Boards

>>18523492

Shit, I went through something very similar and freaked out for about a week straight

>>18516074
be me
NOPE
spoopy

No greentext, but the scariest scenarios I've experienced were in the woods at dusk. It's the perfect mix of light and dark to have your eyes play tricks on you.

>>18523136
>>18523136
I am sure this was truly scary for you, but I just had the best laugh imagining the look on that guy's face. thank you.

>>18517095
This is fucking scary because me and my brother have our shares of paranormal experiences. He saw the exact same person.

>be my brother
>young
>around 17
>walming with friends to bike stallion
>one of his friends said "hey guys did you see that hobo back there?"
>no
>no
>no
>"hm well okay he was probably drunk he can't be far"
>they get their bikes
>bike back (on their way to friends house)
>see this extremely tall person just half wobbling looking around
>they got closer
>"is that the hobo ? What the fuck"
>"n-no i don't know what that is"
>"did he just get taller?"
>they come really close
>see that it has no face just darkness
>ExtremeBiking.jpeg
>EuroBeat.exe

They just acted like it never happened.

Has anyone seen a Extremely tall pale woman with short dirty spikey hair in their dreams? Total black eyes

>>18523322
>he fell for the holocaust meme

>>18523237
I'm pretty sure watching someone jack off would make anyone uncomfortable.

>>18521468
Sorry man, but you should see a psychiatrist. That's exactly what schizophrenia does.

>>18516499
Gay

>>18516656
Do you get earthquakes in your region? Might have been a minor earthquake

>>18516778
>>18516776
>>18516771
Yeah I can see why the last thread died when you posted that terrible story. you could've condensed all that faggotry down to about 10 lines. Please never post again.

>>18516594
>Be me
>Die, become ghost
>Still can't find that fucking remote where did those kids hide it this time??

That's why the voice sounded like it was in a pissy mood, explains the couch cushions too. Make sure to leave the remote on the coffee table for now on.

>>18523793
Did the "hobo" have a hood one or wide brimmed hat?

>>18524227
On*

>>18517265
>tells me I can sleep outside or in my room

Classic Dad comment

>>18523492

Whew lad this one gets me to this very day, the scariest tale around.

>>18523793

You are being hunted, anon. I'd see a medicine man.

>>18516074
>run a restaurant
>gordon fucking ramsey walks in
>suddenly cats start talking

>>18516074
Not really the scariest, but I honestly thought I was going to die
>Freshman year
>Wake up early in the morning to get ready for school
>It's raining so it's very dark outside, like it was still night
>walk outside of my room on the second floor
>hear piano music being played
>we have a keyboard so I just assume it's my mom or something playing it, although that's still pretty weird.
>look into my parents room
>no one's in there
>call out to my dog which sleeps in their room
>he doesn't answer either
>I look downstairs
>all the lights are off, just a void of blackness and piano music.
>grab my pocket knife that I keep secret in my room
>start walking down the steps while accepting the fact that I may die
>go downstairs and immediately turn on some lights
>piano music stops
>pack my shit up and leave for the bus stop early
I got back home and everything was okay, apparently there was thunder outside and my dog was scared so he went into the basement, my mom went with him and the piano music was just her setting an alarm on her phone, still pretty spooky for me though.

>>18516074
Scariest thing I ever experienced was living out of the backseat of my car during the time I was addicted to crack. That's not really paranormal though, so...

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Not a long one but still the scariest thing to ever happen to me.
>Be watching youtube
>My tv turns on behind me
>Turn around and see static that has moving figures in it
>Jump up run to unplug it
>My mom comes in and I'm pale as fuck and can hardly stand up
>I almost fainted
>shit still scares me to this day
I would not have been as freaked out but my tv never turns to static as it has to go to a whole new input.

>>18516122
Literally lol'd

>>18518456
Probably Afghanistan, but Pakistan isn't out of the question.

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Not the scariest story, but here you go
>Be around maybe 15-16, around 12 years ago
>Sleeping in a hotel while on vacation with family
>Wake up in the middle of the night after a mild nightmare, too spooked to fall back asleep
>Usually if I get this way at home I'd just turn my bedside lamp on at a really dim setting
>Can't turn on any lights here due to parents
>Pull out my MP3 player and listen to a few songs to try and calm myself.
>Suddenly in the middle of one of the songs some glitchy garbled shit plays for about half a second that sounds vaguely like demonic chanting
>Spooks me enough that I rip my earbuds out and fling it to the side of the bed in a panic, waking up my parents
Turns out that particular MP3 file was just corrupted at that point for some reason.

Story time?
I am 18 at the moment and live in a fairly big city but when I was a kid (we moved when I was fifteen) I used to live in this small town with around eight hundred people. The town was located in the middle of woods. When I was a kid I'd always go out in the woods with my friends, you know, to explore and all. There were not really many interesting things around, except for the old closed mine. It was built in 1950's and by communists but abandoned in the 80's after a series of suicides of local miners and generally low morale. We'd always venture to the entrance of the mine but never actually got the balls to go inside since there were urban legends about ghosts of miners etc.
The other important thing is that I have a four years younger sister, Lucy. She was eleven at the time and would never step in the forrest on her own since me and my mates would always scare her with urban legends about ghosts etc.
We were alone at home that night because our parents went to the close town to see relatives or something, I can't remember. I was playing on my computer and she was TV in the other when I heard something that was obviously a door slam. I got up and asked my sister why is she making so much noise. I instantly noticed how frightened she is and the only answer I got was that it wasn't her. I froze for a moment but didn't panic and instead run for a hockey stick I had in my room in case someone was in our house. There was no one but I found out that my sisters dog, Max, is gone. She started crying and said that she can see him through the window running in the woods and that we must go get him. Under any circumstances I'd went out there to get that stupid dog but she just grabed her coat and ran out of the house. As I said, she would NEVER go into the woods on her own, let alone in the fucking night but she loved that stupid dog so much. I just ran after her calling her back but she wouldn't reply and soon I lost track of her.
cont.

>>18520477
best dad award

>>18520499
From Mexico all the way down the continent the story is that witches are the ones braiding horses.

>>18522444
Trips of peace

>>18524676
I was calling her name in the darkness over and over again but I didn't hear any replies. Then I heard her calling back my name. I started making my way where I thought she'd be but it seemed like she was actually getting more and more away from me. I kept going and soon I realised that I am getting close to the old mine. I got to the entrace of the mine and stoped. I couldn't hear anything, just wind. I called her name and waited. Soon I heard her voice comming out of the mine.
"Pete, I found Max come here."
I didn't want to go inside and looking back at it, if I was thinking straight I wouldn't. But I did. I ventured inside the tunnel but couldn't quite see anything. Luckily the mine was full of old shit miners left there and luckily, one of them was a working flashlight. With little light I called for me sister. I heard her answering from somewhere deeper in the mine as well as barking. I started walking fast towards where I heard her. Soon I saw a light in the tunnel in front of me and at this point I was almost running.
What I saw haunts me into this day. The light was actually coming from a small fire pit.
There was blood everywhere like someone painted walls with that shit. I saw a carcass on the ground and when I examined I found out it was Max. Something riped him open, I remember organs and blood everywhere, I almost started crying. I turned around to get the fuck out when i heard a quiet voice in the darkness. It was my sisters voice, I am quite sure.
"Why don't you stay here with us a little bit longer, Pete? We'll have fun like we had with Max."
I didn't look around, I didn't turn, I didn't even move my eyes in the direction of the voice, I just ran. I've never ran that fast in my life. I threw away my hockey stick and the flashlight in the process just so I could run faster. I bolted back home, closed the door and found my sister crying in the living room.
cont.

>>18524732
She said that she tried to find Max in the woods but got scared and ran home when she couldn't find me. I was frightened to death but didn't tell her anything about the dog or the mine since I didn't want to scare her as well. I just checked all the doors and windows on the house, made sure they were locked and stayed up the whole night nervously getting startled at any sound I'd hear from the outside.
When my parents came home and I told them what happened they went to investigate the mine with some others and they really found what was left of Max but no fire pit. There were few other dead animals as well, mostly local missing cats and dogs as well as some birds, squirels etc most of which were half eaten.
I told my parents about the voice but they said that it was just my imagination because I was scared and it was probably some wild animal that killed Max. I am one hundred percent sure that it wasn't any animal that I encountered that night and that there's something out there in the woods.

>Be 6 years old
>Sit around the dinner table waiting for daddy
>Daddy comes home, rests old ass german ww2 rifle next to the front door and joins the rest of the family at the table
>Shit is hitting the fan outside, mom wants to keep up appearances and forces family to sit around the table still, like everything is normal and perfectly fine
>Be served nasty as bean soup since war is going on outside and this is literally everything that is available
>Be disgusted by bean soup
>Listen to mom talking to dad
>Dad doesnt respond
>Mom screams
>Dad stil silent
>Loud fucking bang and the sound of wood cracking and glass shattering from the wall/window
>LOUD SCREAM
>BLOOD EVERYWHERE
>Brothers lower part of the leg barely attached to his knee
>I panic, scared to death, shit myself and pass out.

>>18523492
Spookiest thing ever

Did any of you guys ever think you saw your toys moving by themselves when you were a kid? I did but I think I was just nuts cuz I was a toddler

>>18524298
>call out to my dog which sleeps in their room
>he doesn't answer either

What, does he normally go like "what?" or something? I'm sorrry im laffin. That is creepy tho

>Be 6 years old
>At Baby sitters house because mom is a single parent/works late
>They've been talking all day about going out of town
>Sounds neat
>I decide to take a nap
>When I wake up the house is empty
>It's dark outside
>I'm on the second floor and I can hear banging coming from the front door
>Start to sneak down the stairs
>Suddenly hear metallic screeching
>It's a womans voice, "LET ME IN!" "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"
>FREAK THE FUCK OUT
>RUN UPSTAIRS
>HIDE IN CLOSET
>time passes
>Something is coming up the stairs
>It sound massive
>Lights are filling the pitch black house
>Cops
>Hey little guy!

[spoiler]Turns out they just decided to fucking leave for vacation and not wait for my mother to get off work.

Hell they didn't even tell me, they just let me nap.

The screeching metallic voice was my mother coming through the answering machine and she was beating on the door.

Cops weren't legally allowed to enter because the door was locked even with me inside, so she broke down the door and they just pretended it had been that way when they arrived.

Not sure if any charges were filed.[/spoiler]
>

>>18520538
sooo, no guns can kill cryptids?

>>18524755
What?

>>18523136
Damn, I want to believe this. Funny.

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>>18517732
excellent

>>18523793
>EuroBeat.exe

GAS GAS GAS

>be me
>2 years ago
>Strange things occure in the house sometimes But usually Small stuff
> "There's a rational explanation" kind of things
>There's are exeption like this One
>Was in bed
>2 AM Just Reading and watching videos
>GuessItsTimeToSleep.exe
>Lay down
>Reach For the light switch
>As Soon As i turn the light off, a fuckin 8/10 full Force slap hit my face
>Clearly Felt a hand hitting my face and the slap sound too
>Turn on light pronto
>No One nowhere beat my bed or my room
>That shit hurted too
>Dont know What happened to this day

>>18517265
Your parents are awesome.

>be me
I want this meme to end

>>18516074
The Mandela Effect

Oh god. I have a few.
>be 12, in the middle of nowhere Montana on a lake, population 1k.
>with best friend sleeping in attic room of house her grandfather built
>only way to our supercool room is through the deck outside
>giant glass doors between us and deck
>falling asleep together, it's dark out
>look out the giant glass doors, a pair of glowing eyes are peering in at us
>so spook. Both of us fall silent and try to sleep

SECONDDDD:
>be at school, 18, smoking with friends
>it is dark out now, but we'd been out here a million times
>all talking when all of a sudden there is a blood curling screech
>all fall silent, hear it again, me and my other friend book it
>other friend stays in the woods because the 4th friend she was into and he didn't hear anything
>me and my friend were freaking the fuck out, we can still hear the screaming once we were out of the trees
>wait 5 minutes while other friends calmly approach
>not ok. never liked that guy

>>18516298
the dread pulsing is natural instincts, and the TV thing usually has to do with a high pitched whining older tvs make

>>18517417
ive never seen a bear hop a fence before, did it hop it like a dog or horse would, or did it just clamber over it?

>>18516074

Sadly only shadow people. The one that freaked me out the most was the one who ran up my stairway, as I've never seen them move before.

>>18516594
>19

are you memeing or what? you must be twink mode if you were to afraid to go out and see for yourself

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>>18523638
This.

Why are they even a thing. It's a toy.

>>18520499
Nigga that's some Eqqus shit

>>18524202
this
also

>besty
xD

i've honestly never had any spooky shit happen to me. paranormal yes, but nothing i'd consider spooky as of yet. however...
>be anon's big bro
>a fuck ton of years ago back in grandma's house
>just lying on the couch, see something out the corner of my eye
>there's a girl in a white dress
>blink
>gone
>go tell family about it
>"Oh yeah, we've all seen her."
>they just said that shit so casually
>wtf.jpg
the only fucked up shit in this one is that no matter how many times it appeared, i never remember seeing her.

but more interesting, a couple years ago...
>still anon's big bro
>just a fuck ton of years in the future
>chilling with gf on the couch
>going in and out of sleep
>suddenly see something right in front of us, gf is already asleep so she does not
>it's some creepy, hooded figure
>its fucking face is like some swirling vortex
>it's walking towards us ohgodohgod
>try to get up to punch it
>ANON'S BRO is paralyzed! He cannot move!
>fuckfuckfuck
>feel a sudden tap on shoulder
>the abomination is gone, i can move
>gf woke me up

and one last, short one
>you already know who the fuck this is
>be trying to catch some zzz's, dreaming
>it's a nightmare, demon is slicing me up like minced meat
>can see wounds on hands as i try to fight back
>eventually wake up, aching
>check hands
>cuts are there, where there were none before
something similar actually happened to me too, getting wounds when i wake up. it was on the right side of my left pinkie finger, if i remember right.

>>18522150
lmfao
that fucking scene tho

>>18516074
>die
>come back
>same shitty life with ignominious ending
>come back
>same shitty life with ignominious ending
>come back
>same shitty life with ignominious ending
>come back
>same shitty life

You are here

My house always felt odd. There was a thick atmosphere in the hall and it felt like you were being watched. The room that I was given had a the most eerie atmosphere of all - when I was a baby my parents had to move me to the room next door, because I kept crying in the first room. Also, from time to time things would disappear around the house.

One night when I was about 8 I had three classmates sleeping over at my house, and there was one I didn't like. We had to sleep in the first bedroom, because my current room was smaller. A few hours before my friends arrived I passed that room. For some reason I decided to say aloud "if you really want to scare someone, the guy coming this evening would be especially entertaining".

That night, 20 minutes after we turned the lights off to sleep, it happened. The little attic door creaked open theatrically with a long, loud noise. That kid bolted upright, screamed, and ran in to my parents bed crying.

After that the atmosphere in the house felt less hostile.

>>18524786
He like comes out from under the blanket or something man.

>>18524388
>be worker at cable rebroadcasting hub
>knock into a control knob
>oh shit, now it's barely producing enough signal to keep people's TVs from switching off
>Damn, the people are going to tune out, the "connected" number already dropped by one

Not the spookiest but i remember this distictly
>5 years old and i tend to sleepwalk.
> went to bathroom to piss.
> walk back into room and see on the floor this little demon this probably like 1 foot tall with what looks like a witch doctor mask.
>gives me an evil stare and a growl then scurrys under my bed.
>blink and realise i was dreaming but im standing their in the same place seeing the same shit i was looking at the same bed.
>spooked.

>>18520007
They're sensitive to gas, Anon. Stop eating so many beans.

>>18516074
>be me

>>18519547
Care to share?

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>>18525046
"bitch you tryna blin me o sum shit gaw dayum muthafuckin bitchass"

>>18516074
>Be me
>Be 10
>11pm on a schoolnight
>In bed but gotta pee
>Hear a loud ass scream coming from the hallway right outside my room
>Freeze in fear, palms sweat
>Eventually get courage to go piss
>No one is awake, everyone went to bed.
>Next day I ask if anyone heard any screams, no one did apparently.

>>18516499
Go get edgy on /B/

>be 10ish
>mom works all day and studies all night, only get to see her around 11pm
>miss mom and sneak downstairs to sleep beside her
>as I lay down I see motion in the bathroom door at the foot of the bed
>a dark figure is in the doorway
>I notice it and it dolphin dives onto the floor
>slowly crawling towards me
>scream
>it lunges and I turn on the light
>floor is empty
>turn out light 20 minutes later
>mom and I go to sleep peacefully for the rest of the night
fuck shadowmen fucking faggots

>>18516074

Have PLENTY of horrorible experiences but this was the most fear inducing.

>Be me in room (same room im in now)
>Layin in bed, reading or watching tv, dont remember.
>Get comfy to go to sleep.
>Look up, in corner of room see a silhouette of a human like its spiderman in the corner.
>Turn off lamp
>STILL THERE.
>Close my eyes, open it's gone.
>Exhausted, i try to sleep. (This house is so bad that yes i would attempt to sleep after that)
>Hear twigs cracking, see silhouette of man outside my window through the blinds.
>Nope into the living room, sleep on couch.

Typing see'ing the silhouette outside my window gave me goosebumps.

>>18526114

MY grandma also died in this same room.

>>18517444
Before the bells started, that sounded like the plot to a French art film.

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I had some pretty creepy shit just happen a couple of days ago, on friday the 13th coincidentally enough.
Apparently,someone called my place of work who sounded just like me, and said "Hey this is anon, I'm having some issues with my family so I'll be running late, is it ok if I come in at 8?" Whats really unnerving is that the voice even knew what my shift time for the day was. EVen creepier is that something almost exactly like this happened about a year ago, at a different place of employment, except last time, the voice called in sick to work that day for me. Wtf do you guys think of this?? Is this some kind of weird ass ghostly prank?...

>>18516298
>>18520287
Yeah you're not alone because that shit happens to literally everyone, there's nothing special about it, the only unique thing about you two is you're dumb enough to think it sets you apart from everyone else who recognizes it as basic biology / TV static.

>>18517095
What store has no cameras these days lol if it was outside the cameras would have caught something. U shitting us dude stop it

>>18522611
I bet you mine in highsec, you carebear.

>>18516074
>Be me in highschool
>About 16 years old
>Was essentially an atheist, but became interested in the darker side of the occult and Satanism bc edgy
>One night decided to perform a ritual to invoke Satan, to become possessed or to get his help
>Fully expected nothing to happen, didn't even actually believe in Satan as a real living force
>Light candles, say the chants or whatever I found online on some obscure site
>Sit meditatively in silence for some time in the dark, trying to call upon the force of Satan
>Get an eerie feeling like someone is watching me, hairs stand up
>Realized what I was doing was pretty retarded but also spoopy. Time for bed
>Laying in bed, scrolling through various media on my phone, lights are out, home alone, more or less completely forgot about occult ritual and invocative prayers I just partook in.
>Out of nowhere something slams into my window so loud it shakes my bed, thought it had to have busted my window but it didn't
>Instantly go into complete and utter shock. Can't believe this is even happening. Didn't even actually believe in spirits or Satan or anything.
>Heart is in throat, beating incessantly with fear
>Turn phone off, go under covers and lay motionless for what feels like hours before falling asleep.
>Have never told anyone about this, never practiced the occult since then.

Don't know what it was but it had to have been a spirit or force of some kind. I live in the countryside with no houses sitting next to me. Surrounded by woods and mountains. No one was home that night but me. Nothing has ever hit my window before or since then.

>>18517085
thats called sleep paralysis

>>18526485
Forgot to add, this was the ritual I used. Do not do this!

"Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly angel come to me."

>>18526389
Cameras are on the inside of the store small ass town worried about people stealing shit in the place not people driving in the parking lot bud. Didn't ask manager to look into it and sure as fuck didn't wanna talk about it