Anyone know how to do necromancy? I wanna make a skeleton to

>>18511525

>necromancy
>"Romancer of the Dead"

If you can't romance living people, what makes you think you can do it to the dead?

Step 1: Get a GF.

>>18511546
Are you fucking slow
necro- meaning of death
mancy- manipulation

Learn autist

>>18511532
look, it's another post of the same image by: >>18510747

>>18511551
yeah its a joke

>>18511550

Step 2: Don't mouth off.

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Voodo it's an option.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvX4vaU7a0

>>18511591
Oh shit I didn't think about voodoo. Don't you need a live person for a voodoo zombie though?

>>18511546
Also that other anon wasn't me but he's right about the necromancy etymological roots. Plus I'm not looking for love, I'm looking for a maid I can just sorta like, animate.

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>>18511637
He won't be alive for long.

>>18511713
Kidnapping people is a lot of work and morally questionable, though. I'd rather just make a skellington or something, that's just like recycling

>>18512272
>thinking u can summon Mr. skeltal without it being morally questionable.
there's always a price to pay.

>>18512344
>be me
>die 100 years ago
>suddenly wake up
>decayed into a Skelly
>casket is open with some autistmo leaning into it
>"um yeah I'm going to need you for something"
>tfw made to vacuum the carpet floor forever
>wake me up inside.jpg

>>18511525
Ask Jesus, I heard he self-rezzed

>>18511546
At least "having no life" is something they have in common

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>>18511550
I don't believe in the supernatural, but I'm downright perplexed by the seemingly unnatural capacity you have to miss such a simple joke.

>>18512878
On the internet, it's very difficult to tell whether someone is pretending to be retarded or if they're actually retarded.

>>18512907
The anon was obviously joking.

We're in a joke thread, after all.

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>>18512911
yall wish