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Hello, /x/ does anyone here know how to sell your soul to satan. I know I sound like an eight grade bitch. However I'm tired of living my sad and pathetic life, I know I won't amount to anything. I'm too much of a chicken shit to kill myself. So I rather sell my soul to the devil (fuck it) and get something out of it. Please /x/ help me be less of a faggot.
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Your soul is infinite, there is nothing you can trade it for that's worth the price. Stop being an edgy faggot and do something with your life instead of wallowing in self-pity.
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I pray for you. You do not want to be banished to the fire
The third Temple Mount just appeared on google earth, meaning the antichrist is here.
We must all repent for our life time of sins.
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Write down your wish OP, dont get greedy and Ill see what I can do, got no interest in your fading light though.
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>>18508404
Pics or btfo
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>>18508404
This. Why would you sell yourself short OP? You're literally only going to enjoy life here on this Earth for a little while for Satan when you could be set for eternity with God and His people.
Whatever measly treasures and status you gain here isn't worth your eternal soul.
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Have you considered a crossroads demon?
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>>18508278
God has a purpose and plan for you. Seek Him.
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>>18508719
amen.
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