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> sun down and fire bur>group of five of my friends decide to go camping
>remote hike to middle of the colorado rockies
>my friends 2 girls 3 gise and me
>i bring my .357 mag
>other friend brings ar10 and 1911
>going smoothly 2 days in and we suddenly smell the strong smell of rotting meat
>one of the girls vomits
>i look for whatever died
>Walk 50ft from camp
>something big runs into the brush
>smell went away
>i don't know why i wasn't tipped off by that
>we collect firewood
>And smell returns
>get feeling of being watched and realize what's going on
>vomit girl says why didn't you get rid of the dead thing
>an animalistic growl comes from the treeline 100 yards away geeeet riid of deaad
>someone yells fuck off and stop pranking us it's not working faggot
>smell dissipates i try to convince everyone to leave gun bro agrees and vomit girl
>every ones says to stay it's just dumb kids
>But this is my remote camp spot it's not kids we are 4hours from even a dirt road where car is
>2 maybe 3 hours to sundown
>i decide to stay because if i don't i will never see my friends again
>i collect as much firewood as i can
>Other gun bro gets ready
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>friend says fire burning nicely
>smell feturns fireeer burrrren niccce comes from the woods
>thing comes running at us on all fours
>in seconds me and gun bro 3 rounds into this fucker
>squeals like a castrated pig runs into the treeline
>everyone wants to leave now
>i say we can't it's sundown and we have to rough it
>not 10 minutes later it comes back for revenge and i shoot this thing 6 times gun bro 8
>Another ungodly squeal
>1hour later fucker shows up into the camp bound for a kill
>gun bro shoots him in the chest with the ar
>squeals the ungodly squeal
>girl strips running away
>fucker grabs her buy her arm
>stands 11 ft tall
>round after round screaming but only slows it down
>empty guns
>grab ka-bar throw into the fucker chest
>squeals runs into the woods with girl
>reload
>does not show again
>girls was found but not normal any more and not just traumatized
>goes back into the woods haven't seen her since
>ka bar shows up at my house next day car destroyed by an "animal"
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>>18507064
so i need help its still alive how do i kill it
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>>18507066
Try salt, holy water and silver.
If not, some herbs may be helpful.
I suggest u tell the police.
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>>18507070
hey police i way attacked by an 11ft monster can you help
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>>18507076
U got the grill as a proof
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With fire, or get your gun bros and agree to be bait,
like the one story with travis
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>>18507066
Start praying bro.
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Holy fuck this is retarded.

At least sometimes you role-playing autists can write a decent story, this is just so fucking stupid though.
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>>18507064

I like how your knowledge of firearms coming solely from video games shines through in this post.
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Anon, what you’ve just said is some of the most insanely idiotic role playing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent greentext were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational encounter. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no (You)s, and may Stolas have mercy on your soul.
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