Magick for a beginner

I'm a girl btw

>>18504378
OP here, no im not

>>18504381
This is an OP impersonator.

>>18504384
Ha ha! I'm OP :-)

Seriously, where should I begin? I'm too fat, lazy and stupid to do my own research.

>>18504405
Start with tarot. And don't forget alchemy.

>>18504419
If you'd bothered to read my original post you'll see I've already mastered tarot. Thanks for nothing, loser.

>>18504433
>i've mastered tarot

How many tarot cards there are?

>>18504433
You know nothing you fat lazy bitch.

>>18504373
>mastered
>alchemy
Yeah, no, you haven't. If you've mastered divination, you could easily divine your answers.

>>18504484

You little bitch. I'm seeing on the cards that you suck cocks.

OP here, ive given up on this thread, nobody here is "me"

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>>18504515
Lol. I'll give you the same suggestion I give everyone because it's cute and helpful and simple. You can find it easy online.

>>18504373
how do you master alchemy without completing the Magnum Opus?

Make a magical wizard staff of course. How new are you?

I am OP here and I am homosexual. I strongly support transexuals and gay rights.

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>>18504433
>calling people losers
>trying to learn magic tricks on a Tibetan finger box forum

>>18505370
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>>18504378

Can you faggots please stop this. OP here.
>>18505236
What do you mean?

>>18505940
Fuck off you fat neckbeard, i'm OP and i'm a trans femboi that want my boipucci stuffed.