I will never play an Ace Attorney game ever again, not after

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I will never play an Ace Attorney game ever again, not after yesterday.

So it all started with me finding my DS whilst I was cleaning a few days ago and then wanting to revisit one of my favourite games for the system, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. I looked on ebay and checked out some copies and found one for an absurdly low price ($4.34) and bought it.

When I got the game in the mail a few days later I noticed that the cartridge did not match like it did in the Ebay pictures at all. This one had a shadey label on it with the words AA written on it. I shrugged it off and popped in the game hoping to just play some good ol' Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. But then here comes in the weird stuff.

First of all, it skipped the Capcom logo entirely and just began on The First Turnabout, I thought maybe the settings were put in a weird way but then that thought changed when I noticed that Frank Sahwit had a butcher's knife in his hand instead of the usual clock. Frank started stabbing Cindy in a very realistic fashion, I was certain that only the 3DS would be able to handle animation this smooth and realistic but when the realistic blood came on screen I near vomitted. At this point I assumed the game had been hacked but just as I was about to shut off the game Phoenix Wright appeared out of nowhere with a speech box saying "Don't."

At this point I'm shaking and did not now what to do, it was night time and I thought I heard noises but I could have been paranoid. The game took me to the lobby and then the game just crashed, I felt somewhat relieved, when I aimed for the power button again Larry Butz appeared out of nowhere in a different room. He was crying and begged for me not to turn it off. I was sick and tired of this fear and turned it off anyway, the game froze again but this time Larry's head came off entirely and started floating and cried out blood. "Thou will pay for thy sins." it said. I took a screenshot of it but still do not know what to do.