Are Nymphs real? How does one come by (on) one?

Yup. There's even a foolproof ritual to summon one:
>quit /x/
>turn off your pc
>go out
>dont be a faggot
>talk to girls
Thank me later

>>18495662
not op. did /x/ and went outside and talked to girls.

shits dope.

>>18495627

wow. Very sexy image OP. Can I save?

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78KB, 972x687px

>>18495627
> tfw you were browsing /x/ everyday 10 years ago and just stumble upon it in 2017 wondering why not anymore
> tfw see this
> tfw you suddenly remembered what an autistic shithole it turned into with 0 interesting content going on

>>18495662
>I have once summoned one that way
>she wanted me to do some funny ritual involving rings
>now I cannot banish her
>tfw being me enslaved by her for life

>>18496104
Posted images aren't consent.

>>18496121
Topkek

>>18495627
you gotta be careful or they'll turn into trees