What happened to all the PK??

>>18487903
Cool roleplay

Ness mains are cancer.

>>18487903
That's the meds kicking in. You'll be sane again soon.

>>18487903
How do you know what keys are, what biological reason could you have for having hands, and how do you know what a keyboard is if it had no purpose? Did you gain knowlegde in the transition?

>>18487903
Larping faggot

>>18487903
Tell us more about your world, anons.

>>18488019
You have keys, hands, keyboards etc. because PK is a mental ability that you have to develop over time through study and practice. There are always gonna be uneducated children that need hands and keyboards, and retarded teenagers who are old enough to drive but haven't mastered PK yet, so they need car keys. But really the weird thing is that suddenly all the most important grimoires that teach the telekinetic secrets have inexplicably disappeared from the shelves of my local public library. I feel like I'm in another universe.

>>18488246
then you shall know something about the secrets, tell them please op

>>18488318
This or quit roleplaying

>>18487903
Definitely. My original dongus was replaced by a smaller one, too.

>have to turn doorknobs by hand

Why would doorknobs exist in a universe where you don't need hands to open a door?

>>18488246
OP is a faggot

>>18487903
Idk about pk but you obviously are well-versed in RP

>>18487903
Nah man you slipped into Universe x92881900028

>>18488318
There's really no big trick to it, it's basically just concentration. The books on it are just a bunch of specially designed ancient riddles and pictographic puzzles and shit that put you in the properly altered state of mind. But you have to go back and brush up on it all the time or you lose the ability. Ideally you spend at least an hour or two at the local library every week studying it, so after two weeks without being able to access the grimoires my PK powers are down to basically not shit.

>>18488411
For the kids and the slowfags that don't want to learn PK.

>>18487903
this is the lowest effort thread ive ever seen on this board

>>18487903
I was once a magical dog in the previous universe but now im human and its totally gay

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>>18488569
gay

>>18488530
>my PK powers

saged for low effort... I saw a better roleplayers here...

But man, /x/ is trash these days. Tarrot, succubi and roleplayers only... sad.

>>18488246
>grimoires
Who the fuck actually uses this word in modern practice instead of books?

>>18487903
Oh noes

The mandolina effect struck again!

Where's the universe where cancer doesn't exist

>>18487903
The spoon is not real...

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>>18487903
lotsa stuff have been changing, for instance the size of greenland increased significantly for me.
i've just learned to live with it OP, good luck adapting
>there are some pretty cool pepes here

Just yesterday Obama was alive


But he died years ago


Mandela effect????

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>>18487903
I member

>>18489133
down the hall to the left

>>18489066
Who uses books anymore? Pdfs are where it's at

>>18488536
Kids can't reach doorknobs.

Anon, you're a failure.

>>18487903
Talking about multiple universes outs yourself as a larval. we all used to think that when we were in our late teens.

nigga can you teleport me there like fuck boy

PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE
PK FIRE

>>18487926
kek

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Hey guys, Worldcorp CEO Melvin Creepyhands here. Yeah you guessed it we fuckin stole your telekenesis and apart from muggins >>18487903 here none of you losers noticed lol. Anyway wanna know how we did it? It's pretty easy lol. Our boys in the science lab were doing some research when they read on a facebook page called 'I fucking love science!' or some pussy shit like that which told us that we only use 20% of our brain and were like hey if we have telekenesis with 20% of our brain we could probably suck out another 10% of your brainpower, turn it into money (like what we do with the other 80% of your brainpower lol you fucks used to be able to use fuckin magic and shit before we got here get cucked) and you'd probably not notice the difference. Which is why that's exactly what we did. We earn an extra $16 trillion per quarter thanks to that and I used that money to build a swimming pool full of peach melba on the fucking moon next to the old secret nazi base no-one was using but back to the point. The reason that you cucks think that the statistic is 10% of your brainpower is because, you guessed it, we we-wrote your memories. Apart from OP, he was obviously wearing his tinfoil hat when we made the transition so he would have been immune to our brain scan satellites rewriting all his memories. Still took that 10% of his brain power though since we suck that shit out using your wifi routers so uhh good luck bending that cutlery now loser. brb i'm gonna take a shower in all the money we're making off you fucks. Research tulpas and succubi it's me big money Melv over and ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

PEACE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU8Wc6a1r7o

The Manticore feels happiness
Whenever you feel sad
Because you got kicked in the junk
The Manticore is glad

>>18493187
shit wrong tab

>>18493154
Worldcorp is shit except that sweet delicious soup

>>18487903
Where I'm from there were no physical bodies. Eating is by far the hardest thing to do, Go shove a bunch of stuff up your ass and have people tell you that you have to do it, that's what it feels like even to this day.

PK seems to be working fine for me. I am just sitting here focusing on my keyboard as different keys get pressed. We go to mundane shows to watch mundanians perform tricks like picking stuff up with their hands and talking to people to gather info about them. It's really amazing. It is a break from the everyday reading of each other's thoughts that we take for granted. It makes me wonder if there are worlds out there were people actually generate soundwaves out of their throat when they wish to share a thought with their friend.

I can't put this any better way personally: fucking kill yourself and then kill yourself in the after life.

>>18488403
Right? I woke up in this shitty reality with an empty bank account and no career in the penis modeling industry. As a matter of fact there are no penis models I can find outside of the pornography industry, which is really confusing. I worked really hard for that money. If anyone wants to ask me a bunch of questions, I'll answer them all! I'm so confused and this totally isn't an attempt to justify my fantasies as having been reality.

>>18490901
Yeah that was another thing I noticed when things shifted a couple weeks ago, is that the door knobs were all higher up. It's a little more convenient if you have to turn them by hand but still sucks.

>>18493154
So what about this astral projection at 11:11? is that AM or PM and according to a timezone?

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>>18487903
OP is a roleplaying homosexual, gets my almonds in the activated state of presence

>Pretending to remember not having to use everyday items but be perfectly aware what they are for

Guyz! Guyz! I found a brown stain in me pants, could of is teh Berenstains, innit?

>Nelson Mandela ejaculates into OP's mouth while a chant is heard in the distance, confirming what was long speculated

Look at me fingaz, guys. They turned! It's the Mandela Effect!!!

t. typical /x/ nonsense

no you are just a dumbass

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all the magic worlds are being eliminated systematically and the souls involved re-routed here [the astral plain] for the greater good of grander causality.

basically, the guy that keeps track of all tangent realities decided to open the door to everyone and then his sister decided it wasn't an option and booted them here.

sorry about her, ill clear it all up.
you still cant leave though, your magic will be restored eventually.

and dont try to say it isnt magic, organic science would beg to differ.

pic related is someones terrified reaction to me explaining the tools involved in the process.

>>18487903
FUCK YOU!!112111!!