How do I summon my first demon?

>>18484801
Meet me behind papa johns in an hour. Make sure you aren't wearing underwear

>>18484808

Damn. Yours was better than mine. Fbpb.

>>18484801
>Get 3' salami, salt, candles, and peanut butter
>Make salt circle
>Draw pentagram with piss
>Dance while tracing out pentagram
>Spread peanut butter on salami
>Shove up anus while screaming "POKE MY DIDDLY, MR.PIBBLY"
Please film and post here

>>18484801
>how is deemon sumonmed
>how devyl get suol

Go to side of road. Concentrate on your aware intent and visualize evil intent in breaking the law in jaywalking. You created an evil misdeed, if only for your evil intentions, and thus you have manifested as the very demon you desired to summon: you have become law breaker, walker of cross.

>>18485179
Great I fucked it. End should be "walker of Jay."

>>18484801
Wait until 3 am. You need to be completly naked and in complete dark in your room. Spread your ass cheeks while kneeling and repeat: "im ready for you my lord". Repeat as many times is necesary for making your demon appear.

>>18484801
>>18485179
Go to side of road. Concentrate on your aware intent and visualize evil intent in breaking the law in jaywalking. Jaywalk across the road and get hit by a car traveling at 60 miles per hour, breaking your spine, neck and limbs.