Watchers

>being so self-absorbed you think the universe gives a flyin' fuck about you -- or, wait for it, your dumb hat

>>18484068
Lovely opinion, thank you.

Sounds like you have a pretty active Guardian spirit or something similar

Continue to listen to it. Ask it for guidance. Pray with it (not to it). If it prays to God along you, it's an angel of sorts. If it eventually demands prayers to itself, seek a priest or higher power to aid you.

Remember the Devil comes as everything you've ever wished for.

Everyone's got a guardian angel. They aren't allowed to talk to you unless you talk to them first.

Whenever things don't go in your favour, you kill yourself. You can only experience the timelines where you didn't kill yourself, and those are the ones where the coincidences worked for you.

>>18484051
Recognize the things they do for you and show thanks.

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>>18484051
Don't mess with the grigori too much. They have a bad past since the christian god or a god tried to have them killed. They were the first made and closest to being human. Azrael is a watcher and the angel of death, or former angel of death, but he's pretty nice. Just don't make any of them upset with you.

>>18484051
>be watcher
>be assigned to this guy
"-now don't-"
"don't try to ask her out-"
"geeeze" ::cringe::
yeah, like i would play games with your stupid hat

>>18486400
You're pretty chatty for someone who doesn't speak.

>>18486080
This sounds ominously similar to what I think is happening.

>>18484051
Dont watch.
see.

>>18484051
I get the complete opposite impression. It seems like nobody is watching or cares. Except the NSA, of course, but they're fucking worthless.