tall lanky cryptids

stuff like storys or sightings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxkdfKbFpw

>>18473831
now this is a thread I could get into

I aint got no tall boy pics but they are usually very unsettling

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>>18473831
this was posted earlier today

It could totally be a tree or something but still

THEYRE JUST THE SCARIEST FUCKERS

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>>18473831

em NOPE just imagine one of these fuckers just strolling by id fuckin drop kick it lol

>>18473915

I would bail so fast, fuck getting near that

>>18473891
i hate it when trees look like giant fallen angels

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>>18473831
The fresno aliens spook me that way

THOSE ARE THE FUCKERS I HAD IN MIND WHEN STARTING THIS THREAD

>>18473970
Hahaha they look funny

>>18473891
That would only make the slightest bit of sense if the tree somehow had a big chunk missing out of the middle, right near where those wires go past it.

>>18474842
or yknow, two palm trees?

>>18475471
>tfw no lanky marfan gf to share my horrible disease with

Being a lanky cryptid is suffering.

>>18473831
Dis armee I for da republick.

>>18475471
hnng

>>18474627
Every time I watch this video, I can only hear the song from The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

>>18475471
Just show us the dick, already.

>>18473831
I want to fuck it, who want in

>>18473970

Weirdest thng about them is that while some say it looks fake, native americans carved wooden statues of heads with legs long ago in the same area.

>>18476873
I could get into that

>>18476907
They have been proven fake.

>>18476968
Gunna need proof on your proof there boss.

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>>18475780

>>18476907
>>18476968
>>18476974
message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=92040

>>18477232
>snopes

GTFO

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I don't have anything to share, so here's some Giraffe's in the shape of an x to keep the thread alive.

thanks at least someones trying

>>18477232
>Shitty site, that is not a reputable source

Fuck off.

>>18478429
>>18478549
I wasn't posting it as evidence that it's fake, I was posting it for the pics

>>18475475

Sympathy from an ehlers danlos mutant.

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>>18473831
ITT: kaminoans

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I may as well contribute.

>Be 5th grade, so what is that, 10 years old?
>Share a room with younger brother. Whole house is asleep
>Just lying there, turn to see doorway filled by a huge dark shape
>Fucker is maybe 8-9 feet tall, outside door, taller than door frame
>So tall, when he starts to enter my room, he as to grab the door frame with both hands to guide it's bulk through. Like freaky, one hand on top of door frame with elbow bent awkwardly downward, other hand on side of door.
>Nope.jpg
>throw sheets over my head and pretend I'm asleep
>Fucker walks over to my bed, just breathing deep and wispy
>Bends over to hover its head inches above the sheet covering mine
>Dark, husky breathing, terrifying, as if it knows I am awake, just lapping up, feeding on my fear
>Slow as fuck stands back up, standing there a few minutes basking in my wash of fear
>Slowly walks out of room,
>I must have passed out eventually because I can't remember anything else

As a teenager I wrote it off as being a kid, having monster dreams. You know how all kids have closet monsters and stuff?

Well, it's happened since. I have a theory or two, but I keep moving around and he can't find me

Do any of you people on /x/ believe in giants or these tall ass creatures? Something cannot actually be 10ft+ and stand on two legs, mostly because of the gravity here. I know a mere human example won't sate some of you, but the tallest recorded man (who was 8'11") had to constantly wear leg braces to support his big ass frame.

>>18479535
Alright, you got me. Where is this going?

>>18479535
Anon, I would like to directly contact you about what you have seen. My girlfriend has been telling me stories from her past, and you two's experiences seemed related. Also @OP, do you have sauce on that pic at the top? My girlfriend says that is a spitting image of what she has seen.

I'm a newfag, beware.
>be me
>like 10, watching kick buttowski or some shite at like 4 am in my room.
>hear some noise and thinks its my cat or dog
>look out of room down the stairs
>pale woman looking up to me, seemed abnormally close. our stairs are at least 10 feet tall.
>she had a baby face and i saw her long ass legs
>almost scream
>run in room and make a diary, never speak of it again.
am i fucked, /x/?

>>18475471
Nordic waifu

>>18479992
>Something cannot actually be 10ft+ and stand on two legs, mostly because of the gravity here
i want to give you a chance to really think about that before i start making fun of you.

>>18480136
fuck, true.
i could have just been seeing things. it was 4 am, after all.

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>>18480136
>>Something cannot actually be 10ft+ and stand on two legs,

>>18480179
They don't stay up on two legs like that though.

The T-rex, otoh, didn't seem to have any problem with it.

>>18480575
>The T-rex, otoh, didn't seem to have any problem with it.

It did. The two leg walking while being over 10 feet drove them to extinction

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>>18473831

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>>18475471
>I know, manlets, but
Liu Kang and Ryu
AAAAAAAHHH

>>18480905
punpun aint a cryptid >:(

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>>18479535
my story is related i guess:
>few years ago
>was about 18
>went to the kichen in the middle of then night for a glass of water
>dad went to sleep about 20min ago
>enter the living room which connects to the kitchen
>shadowy figure is standing infront of the door in the living room
>as tall as the door frame
>just stare at it for the first few sec
>"dad?"
>no response, doesn't move at all
>"DAD?"
>again nothing
>reach at it with my hand
>vanishes right before my eyes
>nope the fuck back into my room
>haven't slept that night