Vampire

>>18466349
They suck.

>>18466352
Goddamnit you beat me to it.

>>18466349
they usually have vitamin d supplements at home.

>>18466349
Just a name people used to have for people who leech of spiritual energy off of others. You can meet them all the time in your surroundings. They tend to be needy and just hanging out with them makes you really tired. How to deal with them? Shield yourself and perhaps tell them. Some of them are not doing it on purpose.

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>>18466433
There’s many energy vampire personalities. For example:

The Victim – feels the world is against them, they’re constantly moaning or sobbing, trying to feed off other people’s attention.

The Blamer – always blaming others and not taking responsibility for their own actions. They put the onus on someone else, they hand out guilt, dumping all their crap onto others and dampening down their energy.

The Drama Queen – looking for attention, acting up. Everything is enhanced to an enormous scale of negative energy thus stealing the energy of others.

The Charmer – the joker, talker, wanting to be the centre of attention, wanting other people’s energy directed at them.

The Green Eyed Monster – jealous. Wanting what others have, not happy with what they’ve got, trying to take what’s not theirs.

The Guilt Tripper – using shame to get what they want from other people.

The Gossiper – not happy with their own life so looking for drama I other people’s lives.

The Insecure – pulls others down to their level of low self esteem.

The Paranoid Android – highly anxious and fearful. Chaotic energy surrounds them causing imbalances in those around them.

As you can see there’s many types of energy vampires. The important thing that I want to point out is that they can be your family, friends, colleagues, neighbors, shop assistants, the person sitting beside you on the bus. It can be well meaning, normal people but in moments of unhappiness, illness or stress their energy can be very low and drain healthy, happy people.

Signs you’ve been in contact and attacked by an energy vampire

You’re exhausted, tired (even after a phone conversation), weak, sick

You’re unfocused, depressed, a headache has developed

Lack of motivation

You notice a slimy feeling when you’re in their presence

You feel fearful, unworthy, are unhappy

Your chest tightens when you meet them

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>>18466433
>>18466548

10 Tips to protect yourself from energy vampires

You will encounter energy vampires so awareness is vital. Look out for the signs above.

Take a deep breath, center yourself and stand your ground. Do not allow them to bring you down to their level.

Set boundaries, say no. You have the choice to walk away and not deal with them.

Do not react, stay neutral. They will get bored and go feed off someone else.

Cut cords of attachment. If you think someone is draining you, imagine there’s a cord attaching them to you and cut through it with an imaginary axe – one swift chop – done. Detached.

Use light. If you’ve left a particular yucky situation, imagine you are standing under a shower of silver light to cleanse and wash away any ickiness. You can also shield protect yourself with white light, imagine yourself surrounded by white light and set the intention that your energy stays with you. I like to use pink light. I imagine surrounding myself with pink light to protect me so they can’t steal my energy but also that I can send love to them.

Ask Archangel Michael for help. He’s really great for clearing negative energy and shielding you from energy attacks. He’ll surround you with his beautiful blue light.

Wear a crystal pendant or jewelry to act as a buffer in harsh energy situations. I like to wear rose quartz, I find it very soothing and offers love and compassion.

Also consider ‘what do you I to learn from this situation?’ For example, if you’re attracting jealous and competitive people, chances are those people are attracted to you because you are acting the same. If you work through your issues, these people will get bored and move onto feed off someone else.

The best thing to do: surround yourself with happy, positive people and be happy and positive yourself.

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>>18466349
You guys read Night Watch? That book was the shit. And the movies were bat shit insane. It was cool when the guy stopped time with the camera flash and gave Anton time to use the chalk of fate. Complete deviation from the book, but it was still really great

>>18466573
Its a classic.

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You're walking home one night, passing through a bad part of town. You just went out to buy some porno mags and didn't feel like driving. As you pass through a dark alley, and under a streetlamp, you feel a tug on your arm. You ignore it, thinking it's a roody-poo begging for money, but then you hear a quiet "Willest thou help me?" accompany another, sharper tug. You turn around and then look down to see pic related, a 500 year old vampire of unrivaled power.

How do you respond, /x/?

>>18468332
>look him in the eyes
>throw porno mags at his old ass feet
>unzip dick
>fap furiously
>cum on mags
>maybe a little on feet
>still look him in the eyes
>hope that helped friendo

>>18468415
Same but ask the vamp to suck me off

>>18466352
Goddamn I wanna get a vampire QT to suck the blood out of my dick

>>18466573
Those movies are a fucking classic

>>18468332
If anyone tugs my arm on the streets at night, they're gonna get mag dumped.