Supernatural shit

>>18461542
Have an ongoing one but might start a thread on it. North Central Iowafag if anyone wants to chime in

>Be a year ago
>Dead of winter
>Turned up quite a bit
>Look outside, see something on two legs with antlers
>Ohshit.jpg
>Burn sage and put a ring of salt around the door to be safe, thought maybe a wild buck
>Stared at me for too long for that to happen
>Yesterday, hear banging at the machine shed outside
>No wind, nothing's going to be banging out there
>Put a ring of salt around the door, burn sage

Had work today before my dad's band's jam session, and this is where it got weird.

>Went to work
>Got back
>Jam sess in progress, have a few beers
>Dad says "Anon, you left the ceiling fan on"
>I didnt
>Thing got inside the house turned it on
>Rinse lather repeat, burning sage and about to put another ring of salt around the door again

Im scared, /x/philes

>>18461614
is everyone in Iowa scared of nothing?

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>>18461542
>Hey /x/, does anyone have any supernatural experiences to share?

I'm the Son of Chaos.

But it's kind of complicated to explain how I know...

"The Nephilim were on the earth in those days--and also afterward--when the sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown." - Genesis 6:4

"I will be his father, and he [King Solomon] shall be my son: and I will not take my mercy away from him, as I took it from him that was before thee." - 1 Chronicles 17:13

"The Jewish leaders insisted, "We have a law, and according to that law he must die, because he claimed to be the Son of God." - John 19:7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVY-pGDsN4

If you want more details you can visit some of my posts on /r/TheImperialCult

e.g. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheImperialCult/comments/5khiye/im_sure_hes_in_a_better_place/dbnzet2/

>>18462080
You have to go back

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>>18462080
Real man's god, pink boy