Why you think you are being watched?

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55 reasons

>>18456455
Statistical anomaly

Dont think i'm beeing watched. They'd be disgusted pretty fast

>>18456455
SOPA
PIPA

And the other fourty laws passed that allow the monitoring of all people concerning electronic mediums.

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he knows when ur naughty m8
he knows when uve been nice

so be good u fukkin faget

>>18456455
My closet door is open because my closet doesn't have a door D:

>>18456538
So how do you deal with the closet monsters though? Are you scared? I'm scared for you.

>>18456543
I sleep with my laptop on and it acts as a night light

>>18456455
>>18456543
im scared of dying plz I don't want 2 people tell me this tel me I'm fine

>>18456555
You're OK, but they're still watching you. They're probably watching me too but I'm too smart for them. I wonder how many watch lists I'm actually on.

>>18456455
I don't. I'm the one who does the watching. Merry Christmas from everyone here at the NSA!

>>18456455
Just because im paranoid it doesnt mean they arent really after me

>>18456543
>I'm scared for you. - Satan
Shit just got REAL spooky

Two possible reasons:
1. Because they are.
2. Because I'm crazy.

>>18456455
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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>>18456635
I do.

>>18456671
אמת

>>18456632
+1

Because u r ..... I once had a friend who got in trouble with the law... It was pretty serious..

They heard her say "I told (me) and she told (my boyfriend at the time)" ... When they listened in on her phone calls from home... They assumed she confessed to me so the detectives came to talk to me.

Then they sat there... Told me they know all about me. Past offenses.... Then started listing things I've posted on Facebook just to weird me out. Stupid stuff... Like a sentence I had just posted. As if to let me know they know everything and can tap into anything....

It was weird... And then I realized just how much the government can see if they cared to.

>>18456758
Even 4 chan isn't anonymous at all... It's all connected to ur wi fi or internet connection... And can be traced.... Just try getting blocked on here. Any devise using that same wi fi / internet connection will be blocked too. I know from experience.

>>18456574
Lol

>>18456758
>I once had a friend who got in trouble with the law... It was pretty serious..
What happened?

y I got da voices in head doug I don get it plz help

>>18456806
I rather not say... That's what got me involved in the first place.... I begged her to tell me why her bf was in trouble...

It was years ago anyways. It's over and done with.

Lesson learned : sometimes it's best not to know things that don't involve you.

>>18456818
I understand but was it anything x-related?

ofc, it's the great cosmic sitcom i play in.

>>18456865
With a diverse cast and real people in the audience.

>>18456455
Ask /g/

>>18456863
It actually eventually did become x related ... I made a post about it once ..... It's a super long story

>>18456863
Not in a conspiracy theory kind of way.... My friend and her boyfriend had supposedly murdered someone... I saw the women's ghost... It was a crazy intense story.... I guess it doesn't matter if I say that.

>>18456863
So the story that became x related...

It starts out by me begging my friend to tell me what happened to her boyfriend and why she's back in town. It was mighty me and her were drinking. She shows me a news article. And im shocked.... He be had supposedly murdered someone. She tells me he didn't do it...

I then tell my bf at the time cause I don't really want her to come around anymore. And tell him not to tell anyone. We break up and he must have told people...

Anyways I get involved because her phone lines tapped... And she says " I told (me) and she told (my bf at the time)...

Cops show up tell me they know everything about me ... That her phone was tapped and what she said. That they thought she confessed to me... But I told them how she didn't. She said they didn't do it. They said I need to go to the police station and talk to them...

I do and they show me pictures of this women, dead... I'm basically tau matinee from the whole thing. Still tell them the truth and what she said.

But when they showed me the women's picture.... I realized I've seen this women. It was the women who came to me in my sleep. ---continued

>>18456982
Months before....

I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a women floating above me. I was shocked and couldn't moved. Like shocked from fear and pure terror... But then I thought of my baby who was sleeping in the crib next to me. And I turned my head right away and said my baby's name.... And then I felt this women in my ear ...say tons of things all at once and I couldn't understand it. Except at the end she said "I love you"...

I then watched her float away... Hunched over like. Through my bed room doorway..... And she just looked so sad. And felt so sad.

I remember she was a bigger women wearing comfy shorts and a big shirt.


It was the women trey were showing me

>>18456982
*traumatized

they are always watching, every tiny action of me, taking bets, betting everything on the value of nothing, it's the great play of life and I'm in the very center of it all, but why you ask? I asked them this too, many times, those grand jokers behind the veil, I never recieved a clear coherent answer- and I gave up questioning life some time ago and am just living it now. maybe someday I'll go down the rabbit hole again-

I know I am, but it's been a fucking year and they still haven't done anything.
[spoiler]Please finish or do a follow up or something, for fuck sakes guys how long does it take?[/spoiler]

>>18457004
Now how would you go about asking these people why?

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>>18456455
>Why you think you are being watched
because I'm so damn hot

>>18457015
you are being watched, just ask, they will hear you.

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>>18457038
get on my level

>>18456999
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>>18456555
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>>18456455
major gets itt

>>18457041
What an example of confirmation you've gotten when you ask?

>>18457177
dubs.

How to confirm being watched with absolute certainty?

>>18457263
eye contact

>>18457279
I mean *absolute* certainty. I can't rely on how I feel about things right now. Also, how to confirm through eye contact? Most people have been avoiding looking me in the eye lately.

>>18457286
if you make eye contact with someone it's a pretty good indicator they're looking at you and that therefore you are being watched in that moment

>>18457301
>being watched in the basic literal sense
Oh.

>>18456455
because im part of the experiment that was started 10 years ago. i was found in a damaged state due to a collision with a unknown entity while i slept as many of the others were

as far as i know nothing really major was done aside from some "rebuilding". also they dont keep a close eye on me its like periodically checked up on. they have better things to do than waste time watching paint dry

>>18456455
Because I am, we all are, always have been.

Its your consciousness watching You.

>>18456455
I'm gonna die one day it doesn't matter

If I went back in time I'd be a good goyim.

>>18456455
There is forbidden knowledge that once known, renders all who would seek to disarm, discredit, and destroy you utterly powerless.

It is called Bone Theory.

>>18456673
שחרר אותנו מהזיוני שכל שלך ידבע בתכלס
אמן

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>>18456455
Humans are a hivemind and they don't like it when you know.

>>18456455
The question isn't why are they watching me. The question is, why do they continue to allow the unacceptability of the shit I have to put up with.

Cause I'm banned

This is what 5 eyes, intelligence agencies and its corporate subsidiaries do. They observe and record all searches likes dislikes anything you can think of and do it through monitoring algorithms at supercomputer facilities that are yuuuuge. They have acres upon acres to store dossiers on everyone. They look for ways in, knowing thier belief system is the absolute most vile, may justice come swift. Ps they have backdoors programed into backdoors on all tech from software to hardware, best believe theres a shortcut.

>>18458137
to tell the truth, as much as I would like the idea of a hivemind to be appealing, in practice, its just fucking not.

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>>18457055

>>18456758
A few years ago I innocently googled something relating to the law. I was honestly just curious, and wasn't planning to do anything illegal. Later that day while I was not at home some policemen show up at my door asking if someone by my name lived here, and some basic questions about me. Then they left and that was that. It's possible that they were looking for someone else under my name, but I can't help wondering if they were trying to intimidate me.

because i was alone in my locked apartment but then suddenly there was a note on a wall that said "you had eggs for breakfast" and it was true

>>18459266
I'm intrigued, what did you search for exactly?

>>18456455
Take into account: If you think you are being watched you change your behaviour. When you start 'compensating' for the fact that you may (or may not) be watched, then, in turn, people around you do subconsciously notice that your behaviour is kind of odd. Then, in turn, the people seem to look at you more (and maybe they do) because something about you is weird. What is weird is just the fact that you alter slightly your behaviour because of the fear you might be watched...
Kind of a chicken and egg scenarios imo.
:-)

>>18460447
A lot of truth to this. Never wholly commit to any one interpretation of events. That's how they get ya. Stay calm, stay balanced. We're all gonna die some day, anyway. The worst that can happen is not that bad, if you find peace within yourself, and appreciate how miraculous it is to be here at all.

>>18456455
Because some of the people around me, that I've known my whole life, and some others who I only met until recently, make comments and some times joke with me about things they could not possibly know about me.

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what dis eye mean wat life bout how dey know stuff bout me y I hear voice in head if know one answer I'm just gonna get a pizza or some shit fuck life their cool but what heck brothers

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>>18456455

I don't think I'm being watched. I KNOW I'm being watched; or was being watched at any rate.

The only other possibility being that I was responsible for certain things I should not logically be able to be responsible for; given the current knowledge I have on the methodology of how the world operates.

>>18462571
wow the breittards are really floundering now

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>>18462876
>joint strike fighter

my desk is right by a window