Speak my true name and I'll grant you one wish

>>18455775
Lord Azmaelochemefuck

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>>18455781
don't forget to state your wish.
try again

fagoragoraginalis maximultiplicatus-infinitum

I wish you would kill yourself.

>>18455775
Seratheinbartochenberg, red rider BB gun

>>18455775
Mr. Smellyforeskin ... I need a bigger penis.

>>18455775
rumpelstiltskin

I'd like immortality, eternal youth, and the ability to die by will.

>>18455795
Granted, but it's due to an erection.

Next wisher. Guess my sacred number.

Hey Grant

>>18455802
69

>>18455807
Remember to write a wish

>>18455775
Sa Ta Na Ma

>>18455827
scary.

>>18455808
>>18455827
You're fucking kidding right
Vowels please

your name is Demon

>>18455775
Barack Hussein Obongo.

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>>18455832
My true name.

Bartimaeus

I wish for gnosis

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>>18455837
stolas

>>18455775
Bob

My wish is to manipulate reality, time and everything (so I can get a large dick and fuck psychic laws)

>>18455837
Is your name "arepas"?

I wish for political success.

>>18455775

The fact of the matter is you have no "true" name because the only truth there is that we are all one separated by false personalities.

I wish everyone in the world be given a hotdog under their pillow

MOOOOONCHIIIIIIIIIILD

>>18455854
haha nice meme

>>18455857
you too great meme


Actually, demon, I think your name is Dyphetas

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>>18455852
it is not.
SATOR
AREPAS
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

is child's play

Your name is OP
I wish he'd love me

>>18455775
Xx_Autistic_PhAggOt_420x69_xX

I wish for a smaller dick

>>18455775
Your name
"Need not apply"

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>>18455775
How. The. Fuck. Has no one said. Your. Name. Is.

Faggot.

I wish simply for pleasant, contentful peace, and positive joyful bliss for all of Earth and Humanity that will accept such a change in their being.

>>18455878
I'll love you anon <3

>>18455888
fuck you you little bitch you can't make me change
try it motherfucker, I'll discontinue your peace permanently
>>18455775
your name is John, maybe
if I'm right then my wish is that
>>18455888
never has his wish come true EVER

John

>>18455890
no you won't

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>>18455860
Is your name Sator Res?
Mani?
Pac?
Vevis Vandes Mundus?
Demiurge?
Monad?
Van Alio Saldo?
Pacer?
Is it...Infinium?

Can you give us a hint?

I wish to be a 7/10 woman with C cup tits, insatiable hips to the majority of men, and a super soppy wet pussy and a resilient durable rectum so I can fuck in various ways all the weeaboos on 4chan who need some sexual loven who won't abuse or hurt me <3

Moses Fingernipples my wish is thats actually ur name

>>18455775
Faggot.

>>18455901
Prove it you pathetic excuse for a human being :)

Hey >>18455878, ignore >>18455890. They only love you for your large penis. I'll love you for who you truly are. <3

Anglo Orifice I wish for natural selection and to be taught a lesson that while harsh will ultimate make me a better person for going thro such an ordeal

>>18455915
Don't put my penis into this you cunt

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>>18455912
I would, but all of my skills are on cooldown. You just wait, bitch. You fuckin' WAIT.

Cock Goat Leprechaun. thats your name. and i wish the sun turns red and the earth turns black and humanity dies its last breath and a new enlightened being... the cockroach becomes the dominant species.

>>18455921
They started it. I'm not putting your penis anywhere. Except maybe into my pure secret garden... ;)

Momma Syphilicunt I wish that everyone on this thread gets immediate uncurable sexually transmitted diseases.

>>18455775
stupid faggot fuck I wish for a bigger penis

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>>18455775
Woah, hey guys, welcome to
EB Games.

https://youtu.be/_c4eMTw9zIg

>>18455775
Hurbert , I wish for 400 mill.

>>18455931
Does this mean I get immediate sex too? Also can it please be fatal?

>>18455775
Black Jesus, and I wish jesus was black and a kangaroo.

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>>18455925
Too late, you failed lol
>So triggered much rage all my jimmies r b rustled

Too bad. I don't want my wish to come true anyways anon. I just want it to be possible.

>>18455937
only if ops name is Momma Syphilicunt then yes, immediate sex, followed by a incurable sexually transmitted disease, that results in a slow and painful rotting of genitals and finally death.

>>18455944
sweet
>>18455943
but the time hasn't come yet. Whether you like it or not, you will go on living and wait for my wrath. Also your wish isn't possible. Sorry.

>>18455929
I ain't touching your filthy hole

>>18455963
Eh!? But my dog just licked it clean, so it's fine :(

>>18455982
why are we larping it's christmas

I wish for lots of money, Charles

>>18455775
Erin, no need to post my wish as I'm sure you're aware

Rumpledforeskin

Muhammed
I need to lose 35 pounds

Kek


I want unlimited riches

>>18455775

Thoth
I wish for knowledge of everything

YHWH (idk man) I wish for Telekinesis

tengri

Shemhamforash

YHWH

I wish for a successful future so I can use the money to build/fund things for kids because adults are trash.

>>18455775
S'thar Igiit
I want more willpower and reason.

Astaroth
Time control

>>18455802
72
i want to be dead immediately.

>>18455775
Android
I wish you are sentient.

A girl has no name.

Fuck off hanz

>>18457052
>:(

>>18455775

John Doe? I'd like my next lotto ticket to be a 50,000,000 winner, please.

>>18455775
Nigor

>>18455775
Bane?

Wish: Crash this plane of existence... with no survivors!

>>18455775
Donald Trump

and now get the fuck of my planet

>>18457461
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA DRUMPFKINS BTFO

>>18455775
Idubbbz
I want 10000 $ contact me @pesso_sterling

>>18455775
Josh?

>>18455775
My true name

I want to become able to shape-shift painlessly, retaining my intelligence/mind or whatever, regenerating supernaturally well as a result of said shape shifting.

Your true name is god.

>>18455775
Tyrone...

Fuck my wife.

>>18455827
Yo is that orange fanta?

Zora
I wish to able to manipulate technology at ease through thought

>>18455775
Prince Vegita, I'd want to have immortality, superhuman strength and a couple of billion dollars!

Your name is faggot

It's Dave, and I want EVERYTHING that I want.

I don't want to make wishes upon a self-proclaimed demon, bad stigma around that in my beliefs you know?
I just hope you have a good night and some fun with everyone else on /x/.

>>18458585
> a motherfucking tiger appears in your living room

>>18455860
It's Sator AREPO you dumb fuck

Also I wish for 3 billion dollars, Rumpelstiltskin

>>18458670
Nah. I don't want that.

>>18455775

Love

Banish the dark

>>18455775

Nigel.

I wish for my health.

>>18455775
You do not have one.

>>18455775

OP you laughing your ass off?

Ianus, give me eyes to read the Voynich Manuscript.

Set

Loads a money.

Azmaelochemefuck

I only wish for all of suffering in all of existence to stop.

>>18457021
Its called time management.

>>18458935
Bit of a pansy wish, m8.

>>18455775
Eve i love u honey snughle bunny

Your name is Hector
I wanna win the Powerball jackpot

>>18455775
Lord zozo, grant me immortality

Your name doesn't matter. You are whatever we say you are.

As for my wish, I want good luck, not like "I found a dollar in the parking lot" kind of luck, I mean the kind that wins powerballs, the kind of luck where everything goes in my favor. If that can't be done, just give me telekinesis and the ability to control it.

GLITTERBITCH

I wish for the motivation to get my shit together.

Gilgamesh, I want to win the power ball lottery

Your name is tom cruise and I want my virginity back

>>18455775
Your name is Legion.

I wish for nothing more than happiness for the rest of my days, however many, or few they may be.

Shenron

Asterone you sneaky little space commander... I want you to hack bbc again like in 1978

>>18459101
>>18459090
Cute. I say enjoy a few surprises my powerballs leave hidden for you in the morning.

>>18457028
idk if youll read my post but bro you should be grateful about your life i mean at least you dont have any sexual diseases

>>18455775
I dont know.

My wish is to know your name so i can have a wish.

Wish granted you low level saiyan, post your PayPal where to send the monies

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>>18455775
Heisenberg

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>>18455775
Your name is dMEMEon
Now try again.

>>18455775
kek,
give me a GF

Azazel ...i wish to become very rich

Dormammu, I've come to bargain...

Balthazar,
Suck my cock and finger my asshole.
Give me the old Push-Pop

>>18455775

Beelzebub, I want 100 million dollars without causing problems for anyone

Baphomet plz go

>>18455775
Moloch
To be wealthy in money

>>18455775
Ted Williams

>>18455802
Your sacred number Is 9/11, which is 0.81 recurring

I want to become an immortal, omnipotent being, within the next 3 days

>>18455802
67

I wish for complete mastery of my body at the cellular level.

Kevin.
I'd like a McChicken.

Shrek
pls give gf

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>>18455775
I KNOW you dude....

you're Mellow Mike!

>>18461010
Buzz me mulatto!

Bea Arthur
Season 8 of the Golden Girls

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Look this is my dog it's called Milo.

>>18455775

Before I make guess, are you a man of wealth and taste?

>>18461010
>>18461058
Legalize it brother bears!
Let's get vert and listen to some 311.

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>>18461110
forgot muh ranch like a narc

>>18455775
Well seeing you wanna grant a wish, and most humans are known to be greedy, it would be greed.

>>18455775
I.

You already know what I want.

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>>18461083

>>18461110
You're like a hoverboarder

>>18461153
<cough> <cough>

Milo.

<cough>

>>18461203
What's the problem with my dogs name?

>>18461212
Hint: CLICK CLICK

Is it Mammon? I wish to be a shapeshifter, with the ability to heal and change shape and form at will.

Your name is John?

I would like you to revive Canserbero, please

>>18455775
Go kill yourself kevin

Alibaba

>>18462000

Fucking check em! I wish for your new name to be "Gloria:.

>>18455888
>Faggot
Rollin' my thoughts exactly hive mind, your name is fucking peter or xenu

Soldol let me follow my dream.

>>18455775
Dumbass
I want a million dollars

Your name is Abaddon. Chivalry is 2$ on steam.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/bboyphasekid

>>18455775
Barbatos
I wish for 130 bitcoins

>>18455775
Biggus dikkus

>>18455775
>Speak my true name and I'll grant you one wish
Nigger faggot

>wish
I wish you would IV draino

>>18461219
>click click?

Is your name Bartholomew

My wish is teleportation and invisibility

>>18455775
You have no true name, you are but another piece of The Collective.

My Will demands that you sod off and end your niggedry.

>>18462343
9000 hours wasted on Milo's non-inquisitive owner

>>18462549
*rattle rattle*

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>>18455775
Kek, grant me these sweet digits.

>>18455827
Mr Ooga Booga, please give me an M134 with bottomless ammo reserves

>>18455775
"My True Name"
>I wish for the exposing of all ills within our society and their root causes, which defacto is wishing for every weak minded soul to break.

>>18458951
Is it really? Suffering is the main symptom of all problems. Suffering causes some of the worst things to happen. If nothing ever suffered again, then our cosmos would be a blissful place.

It's only a pansy wish if you're an apathetic cock sucker. I have sympathy for others. Is that really so bad that I'm not a sociopath and a narcissist like you?

doo doo head
I want memes

>>18455775
Obadiah Winfrey
I wish i had a 7 inch cock that was 1inch wide

>>18463506
Relax kid
Have a milkshake

Keith.

>>18455775
Tim

Milo

>>18455802
four hundred and twenty

>>18455775
faoglord, and i wish for dubs

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YOU have received emails like this recently.

Await further directions.

>>18464004
Mysterious.

yall know vintiy or gonth?

>>18455775
Jeffrey Jacob Abrams

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>>18455775
Is your name Olim?

>>18455775
Rumpelstielzchen

i wish for a sixpack beer.

>>18455775

Frank Anderson


I just don't want to become a wizard and die alone.

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>>18464347
kek

Phallus Rottinghammer. Duke of Scumbury. Son of Cunnulungus Rottinghammer. Lord of Gentrailia.

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>>18455775
Your name is Rene Descartes.

>Give her the dick

Perhaps you are nameless, faceless, formless. Are you everything and nothing at the same time?

My wish is to know what I want.

>>18455775
Abrakaxakopagas... Now give all these other faggots in this thread taste buds in their assholes

bitch snaps... Now wheres my wish??

>>18455775
Keemstar

You are Red
...
Wish: To be happy

>>18455811
>implying that wasn't also a wish

I'm guessing "Milo".

>>18455775
Lamar or Labon

>>18455775
Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim.

Siloth, or something like that.
I want someone who can help me with my plan

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>>18455775

>>18455775
Nibiru

>>18455811
that was a wish

Hello my sons, I have beforth this time, solemnly sworn to save this thread from impurity such as this >>18455860

You have my leal

>>18455775
Wish-granter senpai~

I'd like to become Immortal, as in I never die and I'll always be free to move like a ghost (Flying trough stuff)
So no making me petrified or anything ;)

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>>18455775
Thub Bimspleep

My wish is for $34.50, or a decent burst of energy at about 4pm mountain time.

>>18455775
Chenor

>>18455860
I shall call you ms house i wish for you to be my friend till the end of time.

It's bitch snaps, right tho??

Hi Dave!

Neon

My wish is to be wealthy forever

Baal.
My wish is for 100,000 AUD to be placed unconditionally and with no negative side effects by 12:00AM AEST.

Samantha? Seems to be a popular name.

I wish that I had love to motivate me.

>>18455775
Phillip, I want you to upload a video of yourself dancing gleefully to a sea shanty to youtube.

Smegma Lips
Dick Cheesy Lips

>>18455775
Abraxas ... I wish to have the power of knowing what the heart wants

>>18468768
The heart wants your dick.

Shiggerdigger, grant me mastery over my desired path

>>18455775
Benis face :^)

I wish /b/ stopped rude posting

>>18469131
Wow! That is correct!
/b/ will stop rude posting 4eva!

TriHard