Tiger Balm on Third Eye

>>18449965
blasphemous.

Only God can awaken you.

Smoke DMT

>>18449967
I read alot articles on google about this and they say it works but I want to ask /x/ since I get to know other people's experience.

>>18449965
>opening your third eye
Why the FUCK would you want this?
Seriously? Are you hoping to get some superhero abilities from it?
You wont.
If anything it's a nuisance and unless you're a hardcore practitioner of some ancient yoga cult (you arent) it's both pointless and will be a problem for you more than anything else.

Somebody must have worn their thinking cap
Too bad I astral projected into a black hole

>>18449965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C9K3wK3M4U

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>>18449978
>yfw you will be able to buy DMT and Opium at your local drug store within your lifetime

>>18449965
I heard rubbing ypur eyes with tiger balm helps. You should do it

>>18449965
Use Icy-Hot on your brown eye instead. That'll give you visions.

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Rubbing your eyes can induce interesting visions
very highly recommended for those who are unsure of their own imagination

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>>18450059
Dafuq is that? Kek

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>>18450064
Any other drugs or herbs I can take?

>>18449978
this

>>18450096
Something came in the mail today, anon...

>>18450033
its worth it for astral projection

>>18450033
How is it going to be a problem for me?

>>18450106
What?

>>18449965
What the fuck is 'tiger balm'? I think I've seen it before in walmart, but only mexicans buy it. Is it lotion or something?

Any other drug than DMT that can open your third eye?

>>18450199
really good LSD
ive had some interesting effects from Salvia.
Mescaline
mushrooms occasionally.

>>18450198
Tiger balm is an ointment. Its similar to vicks

>>18450199
Acid worked for me. Now I literally never need to use any of that shit ever again. I've since quit masturbation, weed, soda, beer, liquor, cigarettes. Overnight really.

When you are ready it will happen. You have to plead for help. You have to descend before they will let you ascend. Have faith.

Love and light my friend.

>>18450212
I personally gave up weed after smoking LSD in favor of Cauliflower

>>18450225
Hmmm, thanks for the tip.

I've been doing a lot of broccoli stuff lately. Forgot all about Cauliflower.

>>18450225
Where do you get that woah

>>18449965
Don't rub Tiger balm on your anus, anon.

>>18450044
>Too bad I astral projected into a black hole

wtf

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>>18450064
Faggot, you can order it online without moving your ass from the couch, how hard is that.

>>18451056
Oh there is a story here that i wanna hear

>>18449965
>Does tiger balm really help in opening your third eye?
Oh yes it does... it'll open your first eye, your second eye, your third one and you'll even start growing eyes just to open... if you rub that shit in your face you're not gonna be able to keep a single orifice of your body closed.

>>18449965
It's tiger blood Mr. Sheen.

>>18449965
I believe it will work but you should put it on your actual eyes to be double sure

>>18449967
Blasphemy contradicts god

>>18449965
No, baka

>>18449965
i suffer from cluster migraines some days i wish i was dead others im fine its awesome,,.... im gunna try this to! sounds nice! used this shit when i broke me thumb in 19034 while wrestling a cockroachasour

>>18449965
Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. So who told you to put the balm on? If you're going to let someone put the balm on, you let a doctor put the balm on.

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>>18450033
>shilling with the dubs script
Fantastic work my man (I AM CURRENTLY ASSUMING YOUR GENDER HAHAHAHA)

>Tiger Balm
If you keep putting it on your forehead you will develop thin and brittle skin there my friend don't be that retarded

Keep 'pushing' to it from a different chakra

>>18449967
Your god is marely a man made myth

>>18449965
How did you figure that?

>>18449965
it'll make things easier, a lubrication, if you will. you still need to manually open it with something spiritually long and stiff.

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>>18449965
You're supposed to put it on your balls for maximum tantric enlightenment.

>>18449965
Open the third eye by applying tiger balm to your brown-eye

>>18450033
I second this. You need to discipline your mind and your will a lot before that, you need to be aware of everything, and if you don't, prepare to face consequences.

>>18450212

Damn i'm already trying to quit all these thing and i've wanted LSD for years but can't find it

Shits fucked brehs

>>18453456
I heard it was more effective applied directly to the urethra

You can sort of test the waters by rubbing it on the inner corners of your eyes first you know, and gradually add up to your temple

>>18450225
>>18450243

What have cauliflower and broccoli have to do with opening the third eye?

>>18449965
heard it helps to loosen your brown eye

>>18449978
Fuck DMT. That shit tastes like old people.

>>18449965
For the hundredth time, "THIRD EYE" IS A FUCKING METAPHOR FOR HEIGHTENED PERCEPTION NOT AN ACTUAL FUCKING EXTRA EYE

>>18454160
thanks here's your (you)

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>>18449965
Yes. Buy more Tiger Balm

>>18454464
do more drugs

>>18450059
I like this song.

>>18449965
I used to do this as a kid and Im psychic as fuck

>>18453742
I feel like this is the situation i have put myself in through intensive searching of various means (meditation, psychedelics, etc).

How can I tame a mind which knows liberty all too well now ?

>>18449965
>2016
>Not opening the eye of the tiger

>>18449965
>2016
>Not opening the eye of the tiger

>>18449965
Careful with that magic shit nigga, you might zero-sum yourself out of existence.

>>18454862
Try to control what you think and stop yourself from unneeded thoughts whenever they appear. It might look like taking water with a bucket full of holes, but you'll get used eventually, and it becomes easier after that.
Took me a bunch of years. Also the fact that I baptised into Orthodox probably had influence.

>>18454862
Yeah, and if you have uncontrolled visions, get used to take your attention from your inner world to the outer world, would be even better if you try to achieve some inner silence.

>>18450075

Icy-Hot! Apply directly to the ball sack! Icy-Hot! Apply directly to the ball sack! Icy-Hot! Apply directly to the ball sack!

>>18449965

Do you guys know the secret to success?

Stop being a cunt.

>>18453069

>hi I'm a faggot party pooper!

>>18454464
I thought it had something to do with having increased blood flow to your forehead to slightly overclock the 10th and 11th Brodman areas which helped with visualizing imagery when in gnosis.

>>18449967
>God
>Real

>>18449967
what makes you think that god did not create tiger balm to further accelerate human enlightenment and nobody has ever figured out the right way to use it

or do you think you're so smart that you have cracked all the codes of god

>>18455268
also the back of your neck, you must be purified before with no food in your bowels whatsoever.

>>18455268

THE TIGER IS A METAPHOR FOR DMT

EYE OF THE TIGER

GOD RIDES HIS HIGH HORSE I AM RIDIN' ON A TIGER LOL

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>>18453069

*Tips Fedora*

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>>18453069
>"Marely"

>>18449965
Aleister Crowley believed that the proportions of Holy Anointing Oil should be followed using only oils. That is Cinnamon, myrrh, frankincense, and cannabis should all be mixed as oil and not as plant matter to be distilled in water. Upon trying this oil I anointed my third eye and holy shit, she was allergic to cinnamon. She began swelling at her eyes, her nose was pouring mucous and and her titties were all puffy and swollen.

I'm now a necrophiliac.

>>18450198

Its an ointment that makes your skin feel really warm. Its used to relieve sore and stiff muscles and has a distinct, pungent smell.

my cat loves smelling this and drools so much. we put this when we have headache or mosquito bite

>>18450033
I dunno man, I wasnt a believer in third eyes, chakras or chi or whatever but these days i dont know.
at one point I thought I could channel energy from and through my body. draw it in, send it out, condense it at my hands, etc. etc.

I could punch a heavy bag barehanded and not break anything when I concentrated it in my hands but I put that down to more focus on technique when I do it.
I could send it out through my hands and feel more heat on the skin my hand was hovering over, but I put that down to a subjective thing.

but then:
>in icu
>kid with leukemia crashing
>holy shit, panic for a sec, assist with the resuscitation
>previous cycle nothing happened, I step in for compressions since last guy is tired
>nothing happens for the first few
>decide to channel some energy out from my hands with the push because fuck it
>patient immediately comes back after this cycle

I just don't know anymore. it most likely is a freak coincidence, but I just dont know anymore.

>>18450075
Visions?! I blew frozen farts for a month while astral projecting. It helped gain momentum when air skiing.