/x/ Re-Writes a Creepypasta 4: Squidward's Suicide

>>18441977
I like the idea of baking.
As to what show we could use to replace SpongeBob... I'unno what's a popular cartoon from the last 20 years?

>>18442622
The Simpsons would be the easy choice but we are probably going to do Dead Bart eventually

The flintstones!

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>>18442744
What a GRAND idea.

So Flintstones and Baking, any objections?

>>18442769
Not sure baking is a good theme for this.

I have a weird feeling it's gonna turn into cupcake.

Theme should be swapped with dabbing and nae nae-ing

>>18442810
No, not a cupcake - a muckcake!

Alright, Flintstone's and Baking it is. To start off our pasta needs a name. So give me...

>(Name of a Flintstones Character)
>(Something You Do in the Kitchen)

>>18443499
>(Name of a Flintstones Character)
Barney Rubble

>>18442810
Cupcake Flintstones.

>>18441977
wait did you write squidward's suicide?
i'd like to read plox

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>>18444145
Flinstone cupcakes

>>18443499
>(Something You Do in the Kitchen)
Eating supper straight out of the pot over the sink because you're too lazy to fetch a dish.

>>18444181
Alright so "Barney Rubble Eats Supper Straight Out of the Pot Over the Sink, Because He's too Lazy to Fetch a Dish". A bit unorthodox for a title, but I roll with it. I get off work in 4 hours. I'll post the first story prompts then.

This seems like mad libs

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OP, got the first prompts to work with.

>(Something This Story Desperately Needs)
>(2 Emotional State)
>(Occupation)
>(Year)
>(Field of Study)
>(Adjective)
>(A Demographic That Doesn't Watch The Flintstones)
>(A Demographic That Watches The Flintstones)

>>18445311
>(Occupation)
Janitor

>>18445311
>something this story desperately needs
A better author
>field of study
Gender Politics/Women's studies
>demographic that doesn't watch the flintstones
Faggot ass Jetsons fans
>demographic that does watch the flintsones
Sexy as hell smart people

>>18445311
>year
196969

>>18445311
>(2 Emotional State)
nonchalance
bewilderment

>>18445311
>(Adjective)
cerebral

Good night bump.

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OP here. Sorry about the wait, ended up sleeping most of the day. As I've said before Night Shift is fucking my shit up. But I'm off tonight, so I'm going to go ahead and keep this thread monitored.

>I just want to start off by saying if you want a better author at the end, prepare to be nonchalant. There just isn't one.

>I was a janitor at Hanna-Barbera Studios for a year in 196969 for my degree in gender studies. It wasn't cerebral of course, most janitorial jobs aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To faggot-ass Jetson’s fans it might not seem like a big one, but most sexy as hell, smart people at the time would be bewildered over it.

Alright people next prompts are...

>(2 - Occupation)
>(2 - Period of Time)
>(8 - Adjective)
>(Something Professionals are Expected to Have)
>(Some Ridiculous Flintstones Spin-Off That Probably Been Pitched to Hanna-Barbera)
>(Number)
>(Location)
>(2 - Something That Sounds Like a Good Title for Flintstones Episode)
>(Something That Can Play Video Files)
>(Something Naughty)
>(2 - Flintstones Character)
>(Verb)
>(Animal)

>>18447522
>2 occupation
/r9k/ shitposter
Pick up artist
>flintstones spinoff
A future where bam bam and pebbles are married and now discover electricity together
>number
0.001
>location
Shower

>>18447522
>period of time
12 parsecs
>adjective
Wacky
>Flintstones episode title
In bed rock with a big cock
>Flintstones character
Chinese Bam-Bam

>>18447522
>something professionals are supposed to have
Package of coffee filters/suspenders
>something that can play video files
(New) Samsung Gusto 3 for Verizon
>something naughty
Old Mr. Wilkerson giving two toed Tommy a blowy joey behind the bowling alley
>verb
Chug
>animal
Michelle Obama

OP here, bumping before I go to bed.

>>18447522
>(2 - Flintstones Character)
Velma and Betty

>(2 - Something That Sounds Like a Good Title for Flintstones Episode)
[Insert Rocks Pun Here]

Still need a Period of Time and 7 Adjectives

>>18448761
>period of time
The length of an elephant gestation
>adjective x3
Salty
Pasty
Tight

>>18448761
>Adjectives
crestfallen
downcast
forlorn
rocky

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>Now, since I worked directly with the /r9k/ shitposters and pick-up artists, I got to view the new episodes the length of an elephant gestation before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many wacky details. They had very recently made the Flintstones movie (starring John Goodman) and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of coffee filters so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for more salty reasons. There was a problem with the “Future Where Pebbles and Bam-Bam are Married and Discover Electricity Together” premiere that set everyone and everything back for 12 parasecs.

>Me and 0.001 other janitors were in the shower along with the lead shitposters and pick-up artists for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "In Bedrock With a Big Cock" and gathered around the Samsung Gusto 3 for Verizon to chug. Now, given that it isn't downcast yet animators often put up a pasty title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with crestfallen, often times forlorn titles, such as " Old Mr. Wilkerson Giving Two-Toed Tommy a Blowy-Joey Behind the Bowling Alley " instead of "[Insert Rock Pun Here]" when Wilma and Betty adopt Michelle Obama. Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the title card " Barney Rubble Eats Supper Straight Out of the Pot Over the Sink, Because He's too Lazy to Fetch a Dish " we didn't think it more than a tight joke.

And we're off! You'll all be pleased to know that this story is only 1/4 the length of Sonic.exe.

>>18448889
Also, had to make the next prompts a seperate comment because the post ran over 2000 characters.

>(4 - Adjective)
>(3 - Body Part)
>(Type of Music)
>(Musical Instrument)
>(Something You Can Hit)
>(2 - Verb)
>(Location in The Flintstones)
>(Way to Tell Someone to Be Quiet)
>(Type of Social Event)
>(Flintstones Character)
>(Way to Transition a Shot)
>(Noun)
>(Way of Calling Something Weird)
>(Type of Noise)
>(Large Group of People)
>(2 - Emotional State)
>(Really Fucking Dumb Adjective)
>(Animal/Creature/Beast)
>(Type of Animation)
>(Color)
>(Something in This Shower)
>(Occupation)

>>18448895
>body part x3
Kneecap
Forehead
Show Feet pls
>type of music
Power electronics
>musical instrument
Fl Studio 12

>>18448895
>4 Adjectives
Spongey
Saurian
Fat as a cat on Mouse Monday
Jiggly
>3 body parts
Eyelash
Prostate
Little toe
>type of music
Nintendo video game soundtracks
>musical instrument
A blade of grass held between two fingers
>something you can hit
Your stepchild

>>18448895
>verbs
Slap
Tittilate
>location in the flintstones
The animaniacs water tower
>way to say "be quiet"
"First of all, Sonic isn't even an anime, second of all f you ever say anything about sonic, I will not hesitate to kill you. Go complain about something that matters and leave anime and video games alone before you lose your life."

>>18448895
>(Occupation)
Can-kicker
>(Something in This Shower)
An out of place rubber ducky
>(Color)
Vanilla white
>(Type of Animation)
Crayon doodling at 20 frames per second.

>>18448895
>(Animal/Creature/Beast)
Brontosaurus
>(Really Fucking Dumb Adjective)
Propitious
>(2 - Emotional State)
Contentedness
Indifferent
>(Large Group of People)
Enough people to fill a Corey Feldman concert
>(Type of Noise)
dubstep

>>18448895
>(Flintstones Character)
The Great Gazoo
>(Way to Transition a Shot)
Iris wipe

>>18448895
>(Noun)
Stone

>(Way of Calling Something Weird)
Queer-looking

>(Type of Social Event)
A sexpo

>>18448957
>>location in the flintstones
>The animaniacs water tower
That's not a location in the Flintstones you silly.

The Slate Rock and Gravel Company quarry

>>18448895
>(Location in The Flintstones)
Candlestone Park

>>18448895
>occupation
Gay porn unpaid intern

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Alright, back from work. Here's the next bit of the story.

>One of the janitors did a spongey prostate laugh at it. The power-electronics music plays as is normal. The story began with Barney practicing his Fl Studio 12, hitting his stepchild like normal. We hear Wilma slapping in The Slate Rock & Gravel Company Quarry and Barney stops, yelling at her "First of all, Sonic isn't even an anime, second of all f you ever say anything about sonic, I will not hesitate to kill you. Go complain about something that matters and leave anime and video games alone before you lose your life," as he has a sexpo that night and needs to practice. Wilma says okay and goes to see The Great Gazoo with Betty. The iris wipe comes up and we see the ending of Barney's sexpo. This is when things began to seem fat as a cat on Mouse Monday.

>While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the stone doesn't (at this point the stone is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the stone finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight dubstep in the group of enough people to fill a Corey Feldman concert before they begin to titillate him. Not normal saurian titillating that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear contentedness in it. Barney's in full frame and looks visibly indifferent. The shot goes to the group of enough people to fill a Corey Feldman concert, with Wilma in center frame, and she too is titillating, very queer-looking. That isn't the jiggliest thing, though. What is jiggly is everyone had propituous feet (show pls). Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real brontosauruses’ feet (show pls), but something a bit more real than crayon doodling at 20 frames per second. The kneecaps were vanilla white. Some of us looked an out of place rubber ducky, obviously confused, but since we weren't the can-kickers, we didn't question its appeal to sexy as hell, smart people yet.

>>18451170
>(Piece of Furniture)
>(Emotional State)
>(Something Transparent)
>(Adjective)
>(3 - Annoying Noise)
>(Something Noisy)
>(Something That Would Could Cause Machinery to Not Work)
>(2 - Verb)
>(Something You Can Be Inside)
>(2 - Period of Time)
>(Adverb)
>(Body Part & Synonym For It)
>(2 - Way of Saying "Nothing")
>(Type of Biome)

>>18451172
>(Piece of Furniture)
Quadruple Foldable Bed

>(3 - Annoying Noise)
-Chainsaw revving
-Rnnnngh
-Construction work drilling

>(Something Noisy)
-Slasher movie antagonist

>(2 - Way of Saying "Nothing")
-Void
-Extinct

>>18451172
>(Piece of Furniture)
Pornhub Interview Couch
>(Emotional State)
Ectasy
>(Adjective)
Amatory (Because why the fuck not?)
>(Annoying Noise)
Screeching,
>(Something Noisy)
Jew getting fucked by a gigantic chink-like sandnigger who is actually obama
>(Verb)
Fucking
>(Something you can be inside)
OP's sister
>(Period Of Time)
Twenty Kajibillion Hours
>(Way of Saying "Nothing)
Null
Zero

>>18451172
>something transparent
The windshield of my 1995 Mazda Protegé
>something that would cause machinery not work
Out of printer ink
>verb
Spanking
>period of time
7 Minutes, no more, no less
>adverb
Gently
>body part & cinnamon for it
Finger/booger hook

>>18451172
>(Type of Biome)
Nuclear wasteland

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Think this one turned out really well.

>The shot goes to Barney sitting on the edge of his quadruple foldable bed, looking very ecstatic. The view out the windshield of my 1995 Mazda Protegé is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the sexpo. The amatory part is at this point there is no stone, literally no stone. Not even the chainsaw revving from the slasher movie antagonist in the room. It's as if the slasher movie antagonist out of printer ink, though his status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, fucking, in OP’s sister for about 20-kajibillion hours, then he started to rnnnngh gently. He put his finger (booger hook) over his feet (show pls) and fucked quietly for a 7 minutes more, no more, no less all the while a stone in the background very slowly grew from null to zero. It sounded like construction work drilling through a nuclear wasteland.

Anyways, the next stretch of the story requires:
>(Adverb)
>(Body Part)
>(2 - Period of Time)
>(Verb)
>(6 - Adjective)
>(2 - Emotional State)
>(Noun)
>(Type of Natural Disaster)
>(Location)
>(Piece of Technology)

>>18452120
>(Piece of Technology)
Underpaid animal tied to a stick

>>18452120
>(Body Part)
appendix
>(2 - Adjective)
Cromwellian
bewitching
>(Type of Natural Disaster)
submarine landslide

>>18452120
>(Location)
Kitchen
Are we still going to do that whole thematic parody thing?

>>18452235
Pretty sure we do, we are not to that part yet tho.

>>18452267
Cool beans.

>>18452235
>>18452267
Correct, the dead kids don't start showing up until we're a few more paragraphs in.

>>18452120
>(Adverb)
rambunctiously

>>18452120
>(2 - Emotional State)
Triggered
PTSD'd

>>18452120
>(2 - Period of Time)
the lifespan of a stegosaurus
the time it takes for Uncle Tex to lose all his clams and scallops in a Rock Vegas casino

>>18452120
>>(Verb)
Lurk

We still need some more adjectives for this one.

>>18452120

>>(4 - Adjective)
Hard
Tough
Rocklike
Pillowy

>>(Noun)
Stone

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>The screen rambunctiously begins to zoom in on his appendix. By rambunctious I mean it's only pillowy if you look at shots the lifetime of a stegosaurus apart side by side. His lurking gets more Cromwellian, more full of triggered emotions and PTSD. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for the amount of time it takes for Uncle Tex to lose all his clams and scallops in a Rock Vegas casino then back to normal. The construction-work-drilling-through-the-nuclear-wasteland sound gets slowly more Cromwellian and more hard, as if a submarine landslide is brewing in the kitchen. The bewitching part is this sound, and Barney's lurking, sounded tough, as if the sound wasn't coming from the slasher movie villain but as if the slasher movie villain was a stone the sound was coming through from the other side. As rocklike as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't purchase an underpaid animal tied to a stick to be that rocklike to produce sound of that quality.

Alright then, now the fun stuff.All themed prompts are marked with a "*".

>(Annoying Noise)
>(2 - Adjective)
>(2 - Period of Time)
>(Bullshit Reason Why the Narrator Remembers This So Well)
>(Adverb)
>(Really Tasty Dish*)
>(Something You'd Say in Reaction to Seeing the Above*)
>(6 - Cooking Ingredient/Side-Dish*)
>(4 - Adjective to Describe Food*)
>(Number)
>(Way of Cooking Something*)
>(2 - Flat Surface in the Kitchen)

>>18454226
>(Really Tasty Dish*)
bass
>(Something You'd Say in Reaction to Seeing the Above*)
the fucking bass is fucking RAW
>(2 - Cooking Ingredient/Side-Dish*)
wasabi Kit Kat®
maple syrup
>(Adjective to Describe Food*)
rancid
>(Way of Cooking Something*)
broil

>>18454226
>(Annoying Noise)
shitty Christmas jingles

Also, merry Christmas.

>>18454226

>>(2 - Period of Time)
The time it takes for a steak to overcook
About five minutes per pound

>>(4 - Cooking Ingredient/Side-Dish*)
Coriander
Garlic
Shallots
Chicken McNuggets

>>18454226
>number
6 6 6
>flat surface in kitchen x2
Top of the regifrator
Top of the mirowave

>>18454226
>Bullshit Reason Why the Narrator Remembers This So Well
His diabetic dog had two crisis while he was seeing it

>Adverb
Handsomest

Still missing adjectives for a couple of prompts.

>>18454226

>>(2 - Adjective)
juicy
tasty

>>(4 - Adjective to Describe Food*)
savory
unpallatable
very strong, much akin to the flavour of roasted nuts coated with sweet spices and butter
sweet

>>18454254
>bass
Make that sea bass, just to avoid confusion

Alright then, here's the next part. Gonna go ahead and break for Christmas. At least during the daylight hours of Christmas. Will post the next prompts sometime tomorrow night.

>Below the sound of the submarine landslide and lurking, very juicy, something sounded like annoying Christmas jingles. They came at odd intervals and never lasted more than the time it takes for a steak to overcook so you had a hard time pinning it my diabetic dog had two crises while we were watching it , so pardon me if things sound too tasty but I've had time to think about them). After five minutes per pound of this, the screen blurred and twitched handsomely and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.

>The lead shitposter paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was savory. It was a still photo of a sea bass. The bass was fucking RAW!!! The Chicken McNuggets were unpalatable and very strong, much akin to the flavor of roasted nuts coated with sweet spices and butter, 666 cups of maple syrup dangling over the upturned coriander, broiled. It was rancid, the garlic crudely cut open and the shallots lying beside it. it was lying on the top of the microwave that was the top of the refrigerator.

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>>18455836
Eh, fuck it.
>(2 - Adjective)
>(Kitchen Job)
>(3 - Cooking Instrument)
>(2 - Term Only Food Snobs Use)
>(Emotional State)
>(Clickbaity Title)
>(4 - Body Part)
>(Edible Liquid)
>(2 - Verb)
>(Type of Natural Disaster)
>(Something Noisy)
>(Period of Time)

Be back tomorrow night.

>>18455863
>(Kitchen Job)
Sous chef
>(3 - Cooking Instrument)
Mr. T's Flavorwave Turbo Oven

>>18455836
>>18455863
I think it it's shaping up nicely, OP. Quite a blast.
Merry Christmas, pal.

>>18441977
>>18442622
>>18442655
>>18442744
>>18443499
>>18444177
>>18445311
>>18447522
>>18447722
>>18455877
this is now a gets thread

>>18456707
check em

>>18455863
>(2 - Cooking Instrument)
George Foreman grill
Slap Chop
>(Edible Liquid)
canola oil
>(Body Part)
urethra

>>18455863
>(2 - Term Only Food Snobs Use)
- Texture
- Aftertaste

>(4 - Body Part)
- Adolf Hitler's nostrils, jewish nose, Two heads

>(Emotional State)
-McDonalds Worker

>(Verb)
-contemplate
-summon

>(Edible Liquid)
-BLOOD

>>18455863
>>(Type of Natural Disaster)
A local venue organises a furry convention

>>18456745
Faggot

>>18455863
>(Period of Time)
0.01916666666666666666666666666667 hours

>>18455863
>(Clickbaity Title)
"You will never belive what these two guys did."

> Emotional State
Horny

>>18455863
>>(2 - Adjective)
nice and hot

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OP here, hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas. Think we still need a the "Something Noisy" prompt answered.

Once we get that, I can post the next part.

a baby >>18459395

>>18459395
>something noisy
Violent sex

>>18459401
>>18459402
>something noisy
Rough sex with a baby

>>18459395
Also, hope ya had a good Christmas as well, sir.

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>>18459405
Umm, well this thread sure went places...

>>18459408
Thanks anon.

>The nicest part was that there was a shadow of the sous chef. There was no George Foreman Grill, no SlapChop or Mr. T’s Flavorwave Turbo Oven, and the texture was completely off for a dish designed to have an aftertaste. It would seem the sous chef was the person responsible for the fucking RAW sea bass. We were of course horny, but pressed on, you will never believe what these two guys did!

>The screen flipped back to Barney, still lurking, louder than before, and half urethra in frame. There was now what appeard to be canola oil contemplating down Adolf Hitler’s nostrils from his Jewish nose. The canola oil was also done in a propituous style, looking as if you touched it you'd get canola oil on your two heads. The submarine landslide sounded now as if it were that of a local venue organizing a furry convention in the nuclear wasteland; there were even summoning sounds of violent sex with a baby. The annoying Christmas jingles, a hot baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 0.01916666666666666666666666666667 hours, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.

New prompts are going to be...

>(Emotional State)
>(Another Tasty Dish)
>(Response to Tasting Said Dish)
>(6 - Ingredient/Side-Dish)
>(2 - Adjective Used to Describe Food)
>(Way of Cooking Something)
>(Bodily Fluid)
>(Type of Minority)

>>18459437
>>(Emotional State)
Content
>>(Another Tasty Dish)
Stir fry egg noodles with chicken and broccoli

>>18459437
>response to tasty dish
Rampant diarrhea
> 6 ingredients and side dishes
Rocky mountain oysters
Flayed jellyfish
Popcorn
Peanut butter
Boiled eggs
Small pieces of detritus found in a carpet

>>18459437
>(2 - Adjective Used to Describe Food)
tasty
just like momma used to make 'em!

>(Way of Cooking Something)
Throwing it in the oven until it's no longer pink

>>18459437
>>(Type of Minority)
Well adjusted people with family and friends who love them, have satisfying and rewarding lives and post on 4chan.

>>18459437
>(Bodily Fluid)
bloody urine

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>The shitposter was content to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be stir-fry egg noodles with chicken and broccoli, likely to cause rampant diarrhea. It was laying on some rocky-mountain oysters, with flayed jellyfish in a pool of canola oil next to it. the popcorn was too tasty, just like mama used to make ‘em, thrown into the oven until it was no longer pink. The peanut butter was piled on top of it above another crude cut along the boiled eggs. Again the dish was on the top of the refrigerator and the sous chef's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back bloody urine and one janitor, the only well adjusted person with family and friends who love them, have satisfying and rewarding lives, and post on 4chan in the room, ran out. The show resumed.

Moving right along...

>(2 - Period of Time)
>(3 - Verb)
>(Something Happening In The Room)
>(2 - Adjective)
>(Emotional State)
>(Annoying Noise)
>(Liquid)
>(Body Part)
>(Number)

I'm off work tonight, so I'm gonna monitor this thread in the background.

>>18461486
>(Something Happening In The Room)
Dress-fucking.

Gonna catch some Z's guys. One last bump before I go to sleep.

>>18461486
>(Annoying Noise)
Andy Dick's voice

>(Body Part)
foreskin

>>18461486
>(Emotional State)
very mildly perturbed.

>>18461486
>(2 - Adjective)
cocky
crude
>(Liquid)
coconut milk

>>18461486
>>(3 - Verb)
flip
drizzle
season
>>(Number)
'bout a handful

>>18461486
>(2 - Period of Time)
69 milliseconds
69 days

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Alright that does it for this part.
>About 69 milliseconds after this second photo played, Barney went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his booger hooks down and his feet (show pls) were now done in propitious style, like the others were in the beginning of this episode. They were flipped, drizzled, and seasoned. He just stared at the screen, as if watching us dress-fucking. After about 69 days, he started lurking, this time not covering his feet (show pls). The sound was cocky and crude, and most mildly perturbing of all is his lurking was mixed with Andy Dick’s voice.

>Coconut milk and canola oil were dripping down his foreskin at a heavy rate. The construction work drilling sound came back, and so did the deep voiced Christmas carols, and this time the still photo lasted for a good handful of frames.

Next we need...
>(2 - Number)
>(Another Tasty Culinary Dish)
>(Something You'd Say in Response to Said Dish)
>(2 - Something Said Dish Can Do)
>(2 - Adjective)
>(4 - Ingredient/Side-Dish)
>(Utensil)
>(2 - Adjective Used to Describe Food)
>(How You Respond to Something Unbelievable)
>(Bodily Function)
>(Flat Surface)
>(How You React to Something Really Stupid)
>(Type of Movie)

>>18463516
>>(Another Tasty Culinary Dish)
Roasted Romato Soup with Pine Nuts and Parmesan

>>(Something You'd Say in Response to Said Dish)
Absolutely stunning

>>(2 - Something Said Dish Can Do)
Fill you up nice and good
Warm your cockles

>>18463516
>(Bodily Function)
lactation
>(Type of Movie)
film noir
>(Utensil)
zester

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>>18463516
>(How You React to Something Really Stupid)
By posting pictures of smug anime girls

>>18463516
>>(2 - Adjective)
Scrumptious
kafkaesque

>>(Flat Surface)
A $300 French marble cutting board

>>18463516
>(2 - Number)
42
3.14159265359

>(How You Respond to Something Unbelievable)
by exclaiming "good golly"

>(2 - Adjective Used to Describe Food)
palatable
indigestible

>>18463516
>(4 - Ingredient/Side-Dish)
caviar
cinnamon
edible mealworms
onion rings

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>The can-kicker was able to stop it on the 42nd and backed up. This time the photo was of roasted tomato soup with pine nuts and parmesan, absolutely stunning, but this time the scene was scrumptious. The caviar was just being pulled out from the cinnamon by a kafkaesque zester, the onion rings palatable and indigestible, canola oil trickling down them. The can-kicker proceeded. Good golly! The next 3.14159265359 were more scrumptious but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He went back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it. I lactated on the $300 marble cutting board, the can-kickers and shitposters posting pictures of smug anime girls. The good handful of frames were not as if they were a good handful of different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a film noir. We saw the zester slowly lift out the edible mealworms, it filled us up nice and good and warmed our cockles.

Okay. Moving along, I'm gonna take a nap after I post these next prompts.
>(3 - Period of Time)
>(Emotional State)
>(Something In The Room With the Narrator)
>(3 - Body Part)
>(An Overused Meme)
>(2 - Utensil)
>(Adjective)
>(Type of Chunky Food)
>(2 - Kitchen Surface)
>(Something That Can Make You Airborne)
>(2 - Food)
>(An Anti-Climax)

We've only got a few small paragraphs to go folks!

>>18465948
>(An Overused Meme)
Thug Life

>(Type of Chunky Food)
Pedigree® Pouches chicken and vegetables dog food

>(Something that can make You Airborne)
a can of Red Bull

>>18465948
>(Something In The Room With the Narrator)
a large flared chance
>(Emotional State)
jubilant
>(Utensil)
mortar and pestle

>>18465948
>>(An Anti-Climax)
Everyone turns to the camera and yells "It was just a prank, bro!"

>>18465948
>(3 - Period of Time)
The entire lenght of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
In a blink
Until I stopped zoning out

Bumping. OP here, headed into work soon. Going to check the thread when I get back.

>>18465948
>>(3 - Body Part)
Spleen
Spine
Left eyeball

>>18465948
>(2 - Food)
Oreo flavored McFlurry
delicious pork buns

>>18465948
>>(Adjective)
Riveting

>>18465948
>>(Emotional State)
Slightly aroused.

Alright, we still need 1 Utensil and 2 Kitchen Surfaces. Gonna go to sleep now. Check back in a few hours.

>>18469059
>1 Utensil
A dull knife

>2 Kitchen Surfaces
The counter
The floor

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>The lead shitposter told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this. William Hanna & Joseph Barbara arrived within the entire length of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. They were slightly aroused as to why they were called down there, so the shitposter just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all with Andy Dick’s annoying voice, all sound again stopped. Barney was just staring a large flared chance, full frame of the spleen, for about the length of a blink. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "Thug Life" and we see in Barney's hands a mortar and pestle. He immediately puts the pestle in his left eyeball and pulls a dull knife. Riveting canola oil and Pedigree® Pouches chicken and vegetables dog food splatters the counter behind him, and his quadruple foldable bed, and he flies back with a can of Red Bull. The entire time I was zoned out showed his spine on the quadruple foldable bed, on his side, one Oreo-flavored McFlurry dangling on some delicious pork buns above the floor, staring blankly at it. Then everyone turns to the camera and yells "It was just a prank, bro!"

Okay then, last one. Let's finish this bastard!

>(2 - Emotional State)
>(Kid-Friendly Swear Word)
>(Specific Group of People)
>(Number)
>(Body Parts)
>(Type of Dream)
>(2 - Verb)
>(2 - Location)
>(Occupation)
>(Something You Watch On Video)
>(Period of Time)
>(Piece of Technology)
>(2 - Computer Application)
>(Disease/Virus)
>(Lame Horror Punch-Line)

>>18470164
>(Kid-Friendly Swear Word)
nincompoop
>(Type of Dream)
wet dream

>>18470164
>(Something You Watch On Video)
Cats acting out things cats don't normally do.

>>18470164
>(2 - Emotional State)
mirthful
emotionless
>(Kid-Friendly Swear Word)
doodoo head.

>>18470164
>(Lame Horror Punch-Line)
The video was coming from inside the house!

>disease/virus
Anime
>body parts
Fallopian tube
Pancreas
Toe
>Period of time
The lifespan of a fruit fly

>>18470164
>(Lame Horror Punch-Line)
squidward's suicide has one of those?

>>18470164

>>(Occupation)
Lame horror writer

>>(2 - Computer Application)
Minesweeper
Calculator

>>18470164
>(Specific Group of People)
Bolivians

>>18470164
>>(Number)
A baker's dozen.

>>(2 - Location)
Watsonville, California
The back of a beat up van

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Alright looks like we still need...
>(2 - Verb)
>(Piece of Technology)

In addition it seems I missed a paragraph, so we'll also need.

>(Noteworthy Event)
>(Verb)
>(3 - Type of Food)
>(Something That May or May Not Exist)
>(An Unfortunate Incident for the Narrator)
>(Something That Proves Jack Shit as Evidence)
>(Dumb Words to End the Story On)

Almost there!

>>18472383
>>(Something That May or May Not Exist)
My will to live
>>(Something that proves Jack Shit as evidence)
Feelings

>>18472383
>(2 - Verb)
Shilled
Beheaded

>(Piece of Technology)
Telephone

>(Dumb Words to End the Story On)
But then who was calling you and your romantic companion on your cellular telephone?

>(3 - Food)
Gorey Curry
Gulag Goulash
Jew Stew

>>18472383
>(Noteworthy Event)
Your little cousin's bar mitzvah, when uncle Abraham got smashed and puked all over his tallit.

>>18472383
>>(An Unfortunate Incident for the Narrator)
Beginning to masturbate while forgetting your with people
>(Verb)
Panic

I think that's it, isn't it?

>>18473960
Yep, should be. Sorry, I haven't sleep in a couple of days. So I just completely crashed. Give me a second to compile the last section.

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>Mr. Hanna & Mr Barbara are obviously mirthful at this. They demanded to know what the nincompoop was going on. Most Bolivians left the room at this point, so it was just a baker’s dozen of us to watch it again. Viewing cats acting out things cats don’t normally do only served to imprint the entirety of it in my fallopian tubes and cause me emotionless wet dreams. I'm sorry I stayed.

>The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from Watsonville, California to the back of a beat-up van. A lame horror writer was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was beheaded by new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere lifespan of a fruit fly before we began viewing it. All telephones involved were shilled for “Minesweeper” and “Calculator” as well as anime, as if the time stamp may have illegally torrented anime and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. The video was coming from inside the house!

>There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No dish seen was identified and no gorey curry was panicked from the gulag goulash involved nor Jew stew in the photos. I never believed in my will to live before, but now that I begun to masturbate whilst forgetting I’m with other people and can't prove anything about it beyond muh feelings, then who was calling you and your romantic companion on your cellular telephone?

And here's the full story:
>http://pastebin.com/4jEehtyk

Thoughts? Should we do more themes in the future? What story should we do next? Ideas to improve the process?

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>>18474042
Loved it, OP. A few bumps here and there, but I had quite a lot of laughs.

Bump. Ideas for next story?

>>18474784
Slendy?

This was fucking great

>>18474784
What were we suggesting for the next story?
Cupcakes, Dead Bart, The Rake, Slenderman is a good option, too.

>>18475388
>>18475821
Aren't there dozens of Slenderman stories? Which is supposed to be the first one?

>>18476365
We don't have to go for the first one.

We could go for the worst one.

>>18476779
like gunther the butt pirate vs slenderman

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>>18475821
>>18476795
I think Dead Bart or Jeff Vs. Slenderman would probably be the best options. So how about we take a vote on which one we do next.

>http://www.strawpoll.me/12009524

BTW, going to be using this as my tripcode from now on. I hear it's what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.

And in case you haven't heard already, FishStick senpai noticed us.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq74M2XulBc

>>18479957
Anyways, I'm gonna head into work in about 10 minutes. I'll start the next thread for the winner when I get back.

>>18479957
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12009524
50/50
Riveting.
Where is everybody?

>>18479957
JvS seems to have it.