Post your best green texts stories. All are welcome. OC is best of course
I'll post a few to start
>>18427718
Can you post some that don't sound so fake?
>>18427718
Is that a skinwalker OD'ing on heroin? Lol.
Keep dumping, I'm a board migrant and this is new to me.
>>18428566
Daaaaaaamn
>>18428566
I thought that was the "cut" spell from Harry Potter. Actually pretty good greentext
>Staying over at friend's one day so his dad comes and picks me up
>Has his dog with him
>Driving down an ordinary road in the middle of the afternoon and some car is pulled over at the side
>Dude flags us down
>"Can you give us a lift to the garage just to get some diesel?"
>Says this as he's opening the door and just gets in
>Garage is a good 4 miles away
>Two more dude get in with him
>All three are big (bigger than my friend's dad at least)
>Dude in the middle is gargantuan
>See his reflection and he's just staring straight ahead out the window
>Absolute silence in the car except for the dog jumping everywhere because it always got excited by new people
>Pitbull but totally soft as shit
>Hear the dude who flagged us down saying to the big dude the dog is getting on his nerves
>"I'm not taking any notice of it. I've only got m eye on the kid"
>Says it easily loud enough for everyone to hear
>Get visions of the cornfield scene from Casino
>Get to garage
>They get diesel
>Dad's friend drops them back off at their car
>Start thanking him profusely as they get out
>We go to friend's house
>I change my shorts
It might not sound so bad, but when you're like 7 or 8 it's a totally different story. If he hadn't said that the three of them would have been just three guys who needed a lift.
1/2
>>18431362
2/2
i always post this one... it's a great read
does anyone have the ''THE KING COME DOWN'' one btw? it was about a guy whose web browser was failing to load pages or something like that and he found some codes hidden in the error page
>Be me
>Living with parents
>Work overnights, so on my nights off I'm up all night
>One morning, step mom asks me if I had cut myself
>Say no, ask why
>Says that there were bloodstains in the master bathroom and the regular upstairs bathroom
>Bloodstains in master bathroom were on a light switch
>only a few small drops of blood on the floor of the other bathroom
>These things literally appeared overnight
>None of my other family members had said they cut themselves that night
what the fuck was it? I'm up all fucking night and didn't hear shit, and the blood was only found in the bathrooms, not in the hallways connecting them. Plus, in order to get to the master bathroom, they'd have had to cut through my parents room, and they're pretty light sleepers
>>18428566
Spectare Supra te means "ghost above you"
Saw this the other day. One of the better skinwalker tales I've read lately
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>>18432973
>white backgrounds in the images
>default yotsuba theme
Jesus guys I want to read stories not be blinded because you're all too basic to format.
>>18427732
Stop posting this gay shit
>>18433459
oh fuck off already
>>18427727
i remember reading that as it was being posted. so glad i can read it again, for sure one of the best stories ive read on here
>>18432973
He made a thread to follow up, but suddenly went silent. Hope hes ok and updates soon.
>>18435239
Now if a skin walker used computer wouldn't it post shit like this?
Here you go guys
>>18429064
Nigga that's sectumsempra
That is all, hope you enjoyed
>>18437866
Now this one intrigues me.
>>18428566
Ten nopes
>>18437875
I took this one off of a "Strange Phone Calls" thread, there were a lot of good short stories in that thread.
>>18437887
I'll check it out.
>>18437919
It doesn't still exist, this was a few months ago.
>>18437930
Ah, I am familiar with the ol fool fuuka archives and shit. And it was probably his asshole high school friend allegedly in the DEA, wtf!
>>18437946
Yknow, in the thread he actually responded and gave more information about what happened. It's too bad I didn't cap that too cause it was an interesting story
>>18428339
never heard of this thing before. is there a name for it?
>>18437761
what the kek
>>18437813
This sends my sides to the nethersphere every time I read it.
>return to the screaming abyss
Thank you!
>>18438237
Archives man, ARCHIVES!
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18156767/#18174715
This is what I mean, his friend was DEA and was all kooky about knowing he lived somewhere.