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Hello /x/ I dont come here much. Mainly a /b/tard but something happened last night, and those assholes arent much gelp and just laugh.
Something tried attacking me last night and im not sure what the fuck it was. So here is the green text. ..
> Go outside last night for a smoke about 3:15am
> live in a secluded area ; closest neighbors are 2 miles down the road.
> house has a big open area with trees surrounding it
> be smokin yum yum ciggo
> hear somethin runnin , super fast
> theres a lot of deer out here so assume its that
> shits gettin closer lets out a deep guttural snort
> just see a black figure on all fours but looks mangly like a human running on all fours.
> fuck this!
> run back into the house
> As im closing the door it gets slammed open and knocks me to the ground
> my house was dark cus I dont turn on lights to save money and I can see enough cus of the moonlight
> thing is grabbing at me. Or just floppin around? I dont kno
> grab ahammer laying in the mudway room thing and smack it as hard as I could
> it backs out the doorframe
> slam that fucking door, locked
> run upstairs grab the 12 gauge
> go back downstairs and stand in kitchen (which connects to the mudroom)
> Dont hear anything. (I aint goin to go look cus im scared shitless)
> go back upstairs with gun and lay down and sleep.
No sign of the thing in the morning.
What do yoh think this thing was?
All I know is im not going back out at night for awhile.
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Oh it also stunk . Like milk/protein shake left out for a month in the summer
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Fellow /b/tard here
Assuming you're on a board which is filled with shills and roleplayers, the most common answers you'll get should be something along the lines of
>skinwalkers
>bigfoot
>deerman
>windigos
>werewolf
>mothman
>ayylmaos
I don't wanna be that guy, but you won't find anything of value in the answers you'll get
That even includes mine
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Alright assuming you are not full of shit, where was this at?
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>>18425724
That's an oddly specific comparison, anon.
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>>18425718
That was an ayyyylmao from zebulon 7
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>>18425718
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>>18425745
Hickville, ohio
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>>18425792
Have you ever smelled old protein shake/milk in the summer?
Its putrid as fuck. The idea is that its putrid. I really just think it was a coyote trying to fet in where it was warm
I was unharmed and it didnt keep tryin to come in
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>>18426465
Hillsville is actually in Pennsylvania they changed the state lines to move it into PA jurisdiction
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>>18426517
Hurhur
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Skinwalker. It's /x/ so obviously this is the answer.
When you were wrestling with it what was it like?
How many limbs did it have?
Size relative to your chest?
You checked the mudroom in the morning I'm assuming, was there any signs that this happened? Shit knocked over, scratches, etc.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt so, hit me.
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>>18426719
>When you were wrestling with it what was it like?
I wouldnt say wrestling. It was just on top of me like it came inside and tripped over me and was kicking and flailing and shit. I just hit it because I was scared out of my mind
>How many limbs did it have?
Id say 4 definitely. Tail maybe, couldnt tell.
>Size relative to your chest?
About relative to my size (im 6'3)
>You checked the mudroom in the morning I'm assuming, was there any signs that this happened? Shit knocked over, scratches, etc
Theres nothing in there except coat hangers and boots. Some water left from the little bit of snow we had.
There looks like a mud swipe on my door however at 3ft high
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>>18426719
If it is a skinwalker should I be worried about it trying to break in?
It snowed and ive been checkin the edge of the woods for prints but nothing...
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>>18425718
Probably a wendigo OP.
Definitely keep your doors locked, as they will most likely rape you tonight.
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>>18426780
I was joking.
>>18426778
Backwoods Ohio huh? Any other weird shit happen?
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>>18426848
Implying OP don't want big wendigo cock very deep inside his tights
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>>18425718
>smell
>hairy
>vaguely hominid
If I didn't know better, I'd say Skunk Ape, but you're too far north for that.
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Manbearpig
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>>18426517
there's a hicksville on Long island. terrifying area
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>>18425718
a burglar bathsalt user
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A jewpacabra
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>>18427067
a what
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>>18425718
it was probably a bear.
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>>18427067
Well we do have the grass man .
But he walks on 2 legs and is big as fuck.
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>>18426465
Dude I live there
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>>18427627
Not literally hicksville
Just meant in the middle of nowhere ohio, lol
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>>18428466
No thats what I meant.
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>>18425718
>Go outside last night for a smoke about 3:15am
normally i would say it was just some crack head on bath salts but that is about the magic hour. between 2-4 am eastern standard time.
so who knows. side note the magic time also happens to be a time of increased criminal activity in the form of murders not sure if thats related to it being special
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>>18425718
It could've been some ghoul type cryptid shit...or just some rabbis ridden animal...who knows
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>>18425734
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>>18428488
Well they must be some atheletic crackhead because its a long run to get to my house.
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>>18428669
The real question is, am I gonna be ok ?
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>>18427627
>>18428468
Where at maybe you can come hunt this thing with me im in the 740
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OP , hold your anus outside your door at 3 o clock and wait for it to approach. Then kill it and take pictures for us, for better inspection.
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