My Grandma told me dragons are real. What does /x/ think?

Tell your grandma they are called dinosaurs.

>>18425464
"But Grandma, they're dinosaurs."
"What the hell do you know. You'd believe too if you saw them with your own eyes."

>>18425472
"But I did. It's right there in the Natural History Museum."

>>18425456
i think its time for grandma to roll initiative

>>18425528
Is that some D&D thing?

>>18425533
ask grandma

>>18425456
Suck a cockatrice mate

>>18425456
Perhaps, but they were real, some may still be around. We know them primarily as dinosaurs though.

>>18425552
cuckinatrix

>>18425528
Granny rolls a natural d20. What say you dungeon master?

>>18425456
>My Grandma told me dragons are real.

I think dragons where real long, long ago.

i mean maybe not in the physical "they resided on this planet" sense. maybe over in the astral or as spirits, sure. hell, i have a friend that works w dragons over in california. all spirits.

i won't speak for whether or not they physically existed, but as spirits, why the fuck not?

>>18425456
birds are dinosaurs . they're sorta dragons, or wyverns or something

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>>18425977
>I think dragons where real long, long ago.

And now a days dragons are real short???

>>18425580

Were playing 2nd edition, granny has to roll a d10 for initiative.

>>18425456
There exist verified fossils and preserved specimens of gigantic marine and estuarine reptiles. The term 'Serpent' is more accurate than snake.

>>18426185
Granny said fuck your new age bullshit and play like it was meant to be played

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>>18426185
>ten sid4d die

>in 2016

>>18426215

With a d10, lol?

As astral spirits, absolutely they exist. Extremely powerful nature/primal entities, a step down the chain from the angelic variety.

>>18425456
I lot of people had nothing to do back then so they pretty much ran around like retards, of course there going to find some overgrown reptile and some point and exaggerated it.

I mean let's be honest people back then were autistic as fuck, even people in this present day just think about that

>>18425519
I want to be a bronze Coatl with majesty that requires to be worshipped in order to stay immortal.

>>18426238
You're so funny with this "angels are above your gods schtick."

>>18425533
In tabletop games such as D&D rolling initiative is to decide combat order.
In more normal terms the phrase 'square up' could be used instead of 'roll initiative'.

>>18426136
If that's a real lizard, that simple mistake in grammar may have been onto something...

If dinosaurs were just lizards who had to be big for the state of the atmosphere at the time, that little fella was probably a dragon at some point

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>>18426239
>people back then had nothing to do
>not writing a 13 chapter military treatise that will revolutionize warfare forever

>>18425456
You summon Leviathan everytime you're around me ;).

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>>18425456
They were living physically in earth time ago, now they are spirits like many other ancient creatures.
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>>18425456
I think your grandma is onto something anon. Investigate further. Get creative.

>>18425456
Look up into the sky tomorrow and you'll see for yourself, while you're at it take a look at the human anatomy sometime later.

Now yes indeed the dragon/serpent stories and their true meaning are indeed remarkably amazing. Anyways if you're confused know that it's connected with the Sun. Also the serpent is connected with the human spine, etc and as some would say the blood presumably.

>>18426185
Tell granny her time is up. We're playing Pathfinder like faggots.

Sickem granny!

>>18426794
They're a whole other class

Do you know?

>>18428252
what race though?

>>18428297
elementals / astral archetypes

>>18428313
Imma banish those fuckers
>level 30 Wizard

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>>18428346
You can try but most are gone from this plane. The ones that stayed won't be so easily removed.

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>>18426220
has no one ever seen a glacier up close? those things are huge and weigh a TONNSSSS its like i believe in some crazy things but damnit, not everything is supernatural/extraterrestrial.
> people are capable of building giant structures
why else would you have slave?
> 95% of all creatures on this planet still remain unknown due to rarity of fossilization.
anything could have existed maybe giant flying dinosaurs that did emit natural napalm... or even things that we would consider chimeras.

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>>18430419
Protip: Biologists still use the term 'Chimera' in reference to a single organism with multiple genomes of the same species, like when twins merge.

>>18425519
>dragon
>Bronze
>Worship
>Majesty

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>>18426119
could you expand on that?

>>18426136
uh
is that weed?

>>18430538
It would seem as such.

>>18425456
Were. We killed them and burned them for fuel.

>>18430576
thats metal as fuck

>>18425519
>Coatl
>Gold
>Guardian of a large city
>Majesty

It'd be like playing a top-down RTS, really